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leody:
He wan start rollover

Okoroawusa:
Na so una praise Nnamdi Kanu enter prison.

One day una go show us where Peter Obi dey piss without holding his prick and many of you will praise him for that as an achievement.

I am the last Igbo man that Peter Obi can deceive.

Rayjnr:
Una don start?

Mibrondo:
I will pay you twice within or maybe 30 days time.

Moderators; please, new user are not allowed to post on nairaland business section. So post here.

Faber:
Never you treat a woman like Queen, she will treat you like a slave.

Never you tell a woman you cannot do without her, she will see u finish and jaapa. Always create the impression you have lots of ladies in your DM, same way she's got lots of guys in her DM, from time to time post random ladies far more beautiful than her on your what'sApp and Facebook stories wishing them happy birthday's etc, her mind will always been confused about you. If she asks just reply: "she's just a friend" her mind will be full of thoughts, he may love her, she is my potential replacement, two of them are fucking each other etc

Never use a girl as your DP e get why, her head will get swollen and she will activate full blown invasion of your emotions like Putin invaded Ukraine

Never you appear too rich or too poor. All those claiming spend on your babe, spoil her with money etc. All of una dey ment. Mark Zuckerberg na una mate o, Christiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi etc na una mate o, how many times are those guys simping for their wives and babes. Have you ever heard Messi during interviews tell you "his wife is his source of strength, have you heard Kylian Mbappe tell you his girlfriend is this and that. They will always call a fellow player, an ex+ footballer or a particular coach as their idol, look at you, because of one local pussy, you no want make we hear word

IamBroke:
(5) Things A Man Should Never Do For A Woman�✍

1) Never pay a woman’s school fees
Unless she is your wife, never pay for a woman’s education. I’ve seen people send their woman to school only for her to meet her soulmate in school.

2) Never disrespect your family or friends for any woman.
A woman can leave you at any point, most especially dark times, but your family and friends will always be there for you. Most especially family, Family is irreplaceable. Don’t play yourself Kings.

3) Never compromise your needs for hers
Never buy a car or house for a woman when you don’t own one. You should always put yourself first before anyone, not just women.

4) Never be too nice to any woman
A man should never be too nice to any woman. they don’t like that shitt. Women love bad guys, and being too nice will only get you played, not laid.

5) Never commit crimes to meet a woman’s need
A man should never commit crimes to meet a woman’s need. Stealing, fraud just to provide for and impress a woman? That’s a no-go area kings.

Iambroke�

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Greatzeus:
May her gentle soul rest in peace
A word of advice to those who mock people's health, especially those whose age they might never attain. Stop mocking someone because of health ,it's not sure for you that you wont die before that person, fact. Doesn't matter your age or how healthy you seem,it's not sure for you that you will live longer than anyone else no matter their health or how feeble they seem.
I hope you won't learn the hard way like many before you,buhari is sick,buhari will die soon,but he is still here kicking,while many who mock him are dead or have lost relatives and friends far younger than buhari.

Mibrondo:
As a young person, I saved up money and had plans to start up a small farm business. Something instantly came up around me and out of kindness, I decided to help the situation with some of the money I want to use for my farm business. It was the help I gave out is what backfire me. I was not able to retrieve back my money from this persons. I regret each time I look at this man in regret and all I see on him was wickedness. Someone that has no conscience at all. A person who will always pay back good with evil.

I decide not to give up but continue to invest everything I had in my farm plans. It was at this breaking point I run to nairaland for little small financial donation. Unfortunately, I was not able to get any dime on nairaland.

I received good advice from Surolog and Olojuobinrin who told me about loan app. I was full of hope again but this was my experience with them. I never even believed I will someday fill my life data info on loan website

1. Branch.com.ng. I download and install their app. Registered, filled all my data, BVN, bank account, street city and state address. I even uploaded a photo and my account verification succeffull. I was only eligible with option of 2000 or 1000 naira. I click option one but I was told I cannot apply for load at gos time. I should try in 30 days later.

2. Carbon.
Since branch reject giving me loan, I download and install carbon app. Registered, and fill all my data, BVN, bank account, resident address including city and state. Uploaded a photo and my account verification successful. I aplied for 10,000 naira, they told me they will get back to me, which they have not.

3.Fairmoney
Since carbon has not respond to me, I then download and install fairmoney app. Registered and fill all my life data, NIN, bank account, resident address including city and state. Uploaded a photo and my account verification succeffull. THEY INSTANTLY DECLINE THEIR LOAN OFFER.

My next move is how to delete my account and datas from all these fake online loan app. Nigeria is a horrible place.

CrownOfClay724:
You say?

Your idea of clarity must be warped like that trapped in cassava, agbado,ewa ...ahhhhn

Enny2013:
U hv a feminine hand writing. It's fine, though.