₦airaland Forum

I'm a sex addict and I have accepted the fact. I literally knack everyday. I have lots of girlfriends and I can knack them everyday yet I won't be satisfied. I still visit brothels.
Yesterday after work, I was running to a brothel, person go even think say I get emergency case to attend not knowing I was running to a brothel just to knack.
Now sef, my body dey pain me, I feel pains all over my body from my head down to my neck, my back, my waist and I still wan knack. I wan knack.

How often should we have sex.

Can I be ur Mr C if you don't mind?

Good is good motors or good is great motors?

Thank you Boss.

Real Madrid to rape Liverpool in the nyash without condom

In other words, Madrid straight win

IboHausaYoruba:
What I like about him is his distinctive melody. I can tell by just hearing his beat its Asake. Yorubas are representing well in music, let's give it to them.

Entertainment industry as a whole, yorubas are representing

Moh247:



Wike talks too much... How will a Governor say he called his friends early in the morning to drink 40 years old vintage wine to celebrate Atiku's loss on a working day


So while civil servants and people of the states were busy working, Wike was flexing

Shagari, Buhari, Yaradua , and Tinubu were once chain smokers and they still became head of state

Abacha was a drunk, Obasanjo love palm wine and were womaniser

No saint in Politics.. Wike is just lousy with his vices


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FG and state government gave atleast one week break during this last presidential election. INEC declared the winner 3-4 days after the presidential election, that means wike didn't invite his friends to drink on a working day. It was on holiday.

Meanwhile, I'm not a wike fan. I voted Asiwaju Ahmed Bola Tinubu.

Ahnie my honey, paste ur account number let me send you back the money you used in buying the food. I don't want you to ever spend ur money on anything. I don't mind spending all my money on you and if my money finish, I fit borrow money from Lapo to spend on you.

ahnie:
Where re my dogs?on a normal day these dogs suppose cum out to bark and play with me their owner😂😂😂
Ekuke zonefree
Nkita Albertone
Rotweiler premierlead


Hello my dogs

Ahnie let me be among ur dogs. I want to be ur dog. I dey craze for u I swear.

For those of you wondering the meaning of BBSAN. It means Ballot Box Snatchers Association of Nigeria. We pay ₦120,000 per box snatched. And to be part of our member, you must have these following skills.

You must be a very fast runner

You must be able to dodge bullets

You must be able to fight taekwondo like Chinese people.

DM me to be part of our movement.

ruggedtimi:
OPT or OTP?...use prepaid banks.

Yes OTP, thanks for the correction.

Whois:
Opay atm card is 1,200 naira while carbon atm card is free. Carbon gives monthly 1% cash back on any purchase you make via ur carbon atm card. That's if you spend 100k, by end of the month you get 1k back.

Are you for real? Or you be one of their agent just to attract customers? If it's true, I go switch go Opay like right now.

Whois:
What are you doing with Nigerian bank app when we have opay, carbon, and other MFB app

is like I will switch to Opay

Light78:
This is how you transfer using USSD code:


*737*2* amount* account number of the recipient#

Baba mi no network. I don try all different format. I also wan cry sef

etonslogistics:
GTB, BRANCHES @ ODUNADE LAGOS NOT PAYING.
FESTAC 2ND AVENUE ONLY PAID N3,000 PERIODICALLY.
WHILE FCMB, ECOBANK,ACCESS PAID N10,000 TO N20,000 RESPECTIVELY....

WHO WE OFFEND FOR GTB, TRANSACTION ALERTS ONLY ARRIVE 8 TO 10HRS AFTER TRANSACTION.
THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!!

Very terrible bro, I swear, I no understand wetin dey occur.

I wan fill my gas and subscribe to my Gotv since yesterday but no network.

maxebat711:
Hrsyj

go and make ur family members a millionaire through ur sure odds. abi dem dey forbid millionaire for ur family.

I used to think Access Bank is the worst bank in Nigeria but it's a lie GT Bank is worse, I can't believe Access bank is the best bank to use this period, every transaction you do with Access bank is so swift and easy.

GT Bank is the worse bank to carry out any transactions this period, since yesterday I can't transfer with their USSD code or mobile app. Their mobile app refuse to log me in, USSD code refuse to work, if I type *737#, it keep telling me "sorry, please try again" "sorry for this response, please try again" Una sef Sorry for una father nyash 😡

The annoying thing is they keep deducting #6 everytime I type *737# yet it won't go through. Even to send OPT code give person na still wahala. I want subscribe to my Gotv since yesterday, they refused to send me OTP code. Who we offend wey dey punish us like this

Tottenham ❌
Chelsea ❌
Liverpool ❌
Man City - I hope they escape this humiliation

Overhyped premier league teams 😅😅

Piptocoin:
[color=indigo]Someone you haven't met in person? Love does not breathe confession to survive...besides being mutual. Moreover, Ahnie is not a kid to know what or who she wants. Try not to stalk her. It is creepy.[/color]

why I no go stalk her, is it a crime to confess my love to her?

There is nothing creepy here, I no be killer killer, hire hire

Piptocoin:
[color=indigo]dude, wake up. she is married.[/color]

Ahnie is a single mom, i don't see any problem getting married to a single mom. The love I get for her is unconditional, unquestionable, uncommon, sophisticated and fundamental.

Fira09:
Hehehe, so any food/snack you made at Home, you post them here and tag the mods to take them to frontpage?🤔🤔

And this might likely hit NL Homepage.

Some people really crave attention from the public.

Ahnie na original wife material, all her post deserves homepage. I dey craze for Ahnie. I no fit sleep, I no fit concentrate for my place of work, I no fit think straight becus of ahnie.

ahnie:

I prepared this okra soup with #1050 this morning which is absolutely unbelievable.
I bought meat #7oo
Spinach #200
Okra #150.


I still have enough left in the pot for my family to eat tomorrow.

Ahnie my honey. I wanna marry U,
U're the original wife material I'm looking for. U're very special.
Ahnie my honey, I no fit sleep, I no think straight, I no dey even concentrate for my work place becus of u.
U torment me. I'm going crazy for ur love. I love u no be say na mouth.

I no dey carry olosho, na only Ahnie kpekus I dey drill. I can never cheat on ahnie.