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Fira09:
Hehehe, so any food/snack you made at Home, you post them here and tag the mods to take them to frontpage?🤔🤔

And this might likely hit NL Homepage.

Some people really crave attention from the public.

Ahnie na original wife material, all her post deserves homepage. I dey craze for Ahnie. I no fit sleep, I no fit concentrate for my place of work, I no fit think straight becus of ahnie.

ahnie:

I prepared this okra soup with #1050 this morning which is absolutely unbelievable.
I bought meat #7oo
Spinach #200
Okra #150.


I still have enough left in the pot for my family to eat tomorrow.

Ahnie my honey. I wanna marry U,
U're the original wife material I'm looking for. U're very special.
Ahnie my honey, I no fit sleep, I no think straight, I no dey even concentrate for my work place becus of u.
U torment me. I'm going crazy for ur love. I love u no be say na mouth.

I no dey carry olosho, na only Ahnie kpekus I dey drill. I can never cheat on ahnie.

Real Madrid go rape Liverpool in the nyash without condom

Goodlady:
Thanks for your compliment. Is that why you now carried came like say you wan flog her?

Yes, I wan flog her but na my preek I wan use flog her so she go get small sense like u.

Goodlady:
No sane woman should be a liability. Everyone don wise up

E be like say na u still get small sense pass Jennyclay, Candidlady & siofra.
See Wetin mumu Jennyclay comment above u, her entitlement mentality don enter another level, E be like say Adam don chop another apple becus I no understand the bible verse she quote up there, which bible talk say make guys dey take care of their girlfriend?

7 toilet. na only shit u come this life come shit?

EmiDon11:
man whats ur problem?

Me wey no mention her shey ah no get sense ni

to knack u for anus dey hungry me.

ahnie:
He should get a job either as a cleaner or a janitor
He’s too idle for my liking.

Ahnie my honey, give me a job to be cleaning ur t0t0 with my tongue or let me be ur personal t0t0 janitor. I dey craze for this ur nyash. Wahali. Jst give me a chance into ur nyash life, I swear I go knack treat u well.

dankorode:
coconut head una no dey hear word

Guy, life hard.

Make dem gather rape the referee for pitch na

Bros give me update. I wan sell my kidney.

I no be motivational speaker. I started my poultry business with 1 feather, now I have many hens (layers and broilers).
Therefore, U can start oil & gas business with that 20k, years later, u would be swimming in millions.

ahnie:
We thank God they were shamed.
Congratulations are in order.

Ahnie my honey, I miss you. U always dey upload only ur nyash for ur profile. U want make konji kill me? Bring this nyash come make I samakwe the nyash.

Allah akbar
Allah akbar
Allah akbar
Allah akbar
Allah akbar
Allah akbar
Allah akbar

Biafra or nothing. Make Finland leave us alone, we dey enjoy our sit-at-home order.

Commit suicide

Don jazzy right now

peepydelano:
You dy mind dem? We still lord it over them any day any time upon School wey dem claim to go lmao

I even hear southerners wan use pos charges kill themselves for there
Here for north everything just dey go on fine.

Ireportlive:
Hausa are wonderful people... They make life easier for themselves

You can say that again my Gee. We're very wonderful people.

peepydelano:
Because we run things and things don’t run we.

walahi u're right. We run things and things don't run we.
We the northerners are the real Nigerians, no be all these southerners slaves wey dey form say them go school. Even Tinubu can testify. Without us he's nothing.

DaddyFreeze2020:
The Religion of Shettima and Tinubu

u're a mumu man.

Allah akbar
Allah akbar
Allah akbar
Allah akbar
Allah akbar

I spent mine selling condoms for niggas wey wan samakwe their girlfriend KUKUNASE.

Zule Zoo - daddy oo daddy

Jennyclay:
a lot of guys like doing something special and thoughtful for me.

Last year valentine, there's this guy that knows absolutely nothing about cooking, he decided to cook for me for the first time. He browsed all of these recipes beforehand and spent time at the market making sure he had all of the ingredients they listed. He wouldn't let me in the kitchen, because he wanted to show me he could do it. It was delicious and perfect.

Nigerian girls are hungry. Them don fvck this one to stupor becus of food.

PerfectStranger:
U no fit eat, Dey whine yourself 🥴

Baba mi, just say anything for the kpekus.

ahnie:
Like play like play she don wear the ex convict tag,she don become govt property.

when u go become my property Ahnie? I no fit eat, I no fit sleep becus of u.

ahnie:
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Ahnie my honey. I love you. I can't eat, I can't sleep nd I can't breathe because of you.

Typical example of “we die here today“

Man city to rape Aston villa in the anus.

In other words, man city to win.

Mandate2023:
Let chat in private....I have something to shear with u

Werey ,

u wan take ur share of her KUKUNASE abi