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Preciousgirl:
I just decided to kid this afternoon at the office
I sat on the laps of my boss
and within seconds I felt movements at my buttt

Could not believe it

Does that mean my boss has feelings for me?

Lol. but you are mad o. Have no one told you DAT before? Blood runs in his veins.

Beckino:
Like seriously? This is silly.



Shaa, as a good girl, I prefare a man that can pet and protect me. One that I can communicate with. Not a bigger and masculine version of the doll I used to play with...they obviously can't even fertilise my eggs. Mtcheeew.

You gat it baby. you need to be fertilize. I like your desire. similar to mine.

It is high time every lady should come out, voice out, stand and fight to protect there hoe. This is a new competitor of pleasure. Let the men know you are the real deal. Real flesh pounding.

Dedicated to all Nairaland babes who love real flesh. No substitute.

The issue here is that most of us are greedy. Looking for fast way to get rich. Who ever think in his mind that giving will make you rich is a liar. You give because it's needed to give. That is, it's out of worry and it's with joy. The reward for doing so is favour in the Land. that's our blessing.

When you understand this, you will know that tithing is a form of commitment to give.

The Yahoo Yahoo Pastor abuse it and stole the money ment for others too. The Poor and the Needy.

queenfav:
How do you date someone for almost a decade without seeexxx? Na wa o.

Wow. This is my kind of lady. The truth. The hole must be dig. I don't think you will like to endure that?

Annie939:
u refuse to do your work as a man .she had no choice than to follow the main man who has been banging her all this years

I love your word 'banging.' That's the hiden truth everylady who is reading this knew.

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Firstly. Congrat to the receiver. The G.O is the Label Owner so, its investment. Better than the ones who use church members money to buy more cars and jet.

bigtt76:
Because they have got plenty of eggs only one basket can hold

hmm. You like eggs?

bigtt76:
Because they have got plenty of eggs only one basket can hold

hmmm. You like eggs?

Spaxon:
spreads mat......

Tunde did u buy enuff popcorn

I'M JUST HERE TO READ COMMENTS

Non of this will help you. Carry your mat.

Sunofgod:
Unwise investment......

Is it your money?
Mr. wise man. Out of 500 Milli, 130 dey unwise. Continue.

SIMPLYkush:
Freeze is the most stupid guy i have seen recently... i may be known for my stupid comments here on nairaland but the truth here is that this guy is just the true definition of Anti Christ... anybody who believes tithe is what bought those jets, then he/she has the same madness of that OP who said davido's concert generated 500 billion dollars...

He his a famous stupid guy.

alexialin:
As of today, am living my life to the fullest and gives me great pride when my man makes love to me and realise am still tight. That's a great pride to me. Especially when he's like wow! U are tight!

For me fucvking till death is not my kind of thing . Extending my pussyy to congaaa Abi shower sef!
Its a great shame to me. I was brought up with strict rules and I love myself that way.

Whosoever that can't cope? Abeg Waka.

If I were not disciplined, I would have been a baby mama of twins and a extra join

Who loves that kind of life.

Abeg preach elsewhere. I ain't changing for nobody.

My late mum even whipped me in the dream never to be a baby mama, when have agreed with my ex to get pregnant. That same day, that night, the koboko I receive for dream, no small thing. I woke up screaming, mama abeg o.

The next day I called off the relationship when he was insisting on baby first.

And repercussion of fucvking anyhow :

One: your spiritual life and spiritual protection becomes low if not wiped off completely . Devil and village people will have greater access to your destiny.

Two: un wanted pregnancies occurs and we all. Know guys of these days. That's why baby mama's starting from 19 to 40years full everywhere.

Three: one can contract diseases. Go to dating section and see how many HIV people are looking for HIV companion. It's sickening. But in Jesus name they are healed amen.

Is that living life to fullest, life one cannot even enjoy because of either sexually transmitted diseases or unwanted babies here . Just see how Many innocent children are killed because the boyfriend disappeared after whispering the good news to him by their gfs. And he was the one who suggested it to her o.. While she foolishly accepted his gibberish words. All because he wants constant toto at his disposal. Is that life?

Abeg, carry your preaching elsewhere it's not for me.
I was trained decently to protect my body from unwanted elements in form of human beings. Do u think every man or women walking on the streets are human being.

If God should. Open your eyes, to the girls uv bleeped, so u see who they are as u gladly and excitedly hump your energy away and bragging to yourself and Friends ,u are slayer
U go feel like commiting suicide. Likewise ladies too. Some die in the process through rituals or thru an extremely jealous bf. Or through venom passed by the alien u think inhuman being forming I love And desire you.

No be every meat, person dey swallow.. Have discipline. It's the best way of Living.

So don't even lecture me.

I know WATS up!
And I love my life!


Peace!

Men! you touched me. I will buy you a drink.

Newboss:
You love shagging!

Ladies like you hardly come by! You sure talk like the lady in Train Wreck! I wish we had much Nigerian girls like Amy!

Life is soft!

Amy was a messed up character

ShakurM:
They need to speak like that in order to keep the poor masses from enlightenment, making them believe 'Blessed is he who suffers on earth while kingdom awaits him'. Do you know the implications if there are no poor people? My socio-economic mind is running 100mph right now.

don't even imagine it. Humans will destroy themselves with drugs, Alcohol and every other evils. The rate will increase more than what it is now.

missyadorable:
Fear wetin? I know how married men behave towards sex na

besides,am already married with a son
I don't allow any female visit my home including my mother.
When/If I have a daughter,i won't let her be close to her dad

No married man is to be trusted

Your husband must be a big cheat.

missyadorable:
Already,a married woman cannot invite her friend,sister,cousin to her husband's house for fear of a sexual relationship btw them

Now,inviting her own mother is very dangerous

No woman is save around a husband anymore.

Once a man is married,he can fvck anything including his daughter and mother

You no even fear b4 marriage. I like your courage.

Yes they do. I didn't believe this too until my recent GF. I feel like I am favour to have her. However, a lot of ladies are coming. some even offered body. but I rate her pass them. She as this thing enh. All of them no get. And upon knowing her, things don change gan.

Hozier:
Everything. Your creativity and your good romance.... Lol

Smiles. Okay you want me to say it all. I can't. Are you gay?

Hozier:
can you expatiate on this?

Yes I can. Of which area. plz Be specific.

Juliette05:
Who caught them?
So swimming is now immoral

Chinwe!

BluntBoy:
It is smarter to choose the 200k. The 200k is an opportunity that is certain. The opportunities that you may attach to a date are not certain. A date ordinarily does not give you an access to 200k.

That is when you believe your opportunities are limited. Well taken the guy is a door to many opportunities. It is only for the smart ones.

Very creative i am. Business conscious and Good with romance.

Now I got the reason why most ladies think the way they do. If you think deeply, the smartest one are those who choose dating. Is it not a man? A date gives you access to the 200k if you are truly smart.

See all of them 200k and then what happen next? She will come back expecting more, while she get laid.

Well she said he is still her boo. So, she should had join them and swallow something. What was she doing there gan?

brosci:
He never lied.
He really had the headache but on his way to a chemist store he saw a lady that looked quite hungry and since it's the festive season he decided to take her to dominos. The lady should be proud of her bae for been so thoughtful and charitable, he is definitely every girl dream guy.

Professional lier

Soldiers with bottle of soft drink. Na play sah. They always have a favourite Ashawo. She is blessed for the night.

jamariwolf2:
Ex olosho

Surprised. From a lady. How sure are you?

kimbraa:
I don't have one but if you buy for me, I go take am.

Like serious. What its essence to you?