ufuosman:
If I be woman, d slap

Slap kee

smartty68:
She'll never lack food

But be ready because you go born pikins tire

Lol
Abi

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Mehn
What will be your response my babies in the house...
Just say your mind

STRT READING YUR BIBLE THAT IS OUR LIFE DIRECTORIES
I SWR

the bible actually warn us about change but we dont read our bible as a xtian but now we are suffering..

GOD hav mercy on us..

read prov 24 vs 21&22
it rilly talks of our presnt predicament in nigeria..

change isnt a guud thing..
help us GOD

klassykute:
.. my broda school uniform button finish .. i go just put am for mouth . dem use teeth cut am . cm show my sist say dem cut my uniform lol

lols
una don strt to de confess be dat na

paschal47:
oya set your keeper, *shoots, *goal. scores 15-8 lol i could remember when I use this thing chop my guys money for bet. pk pk

haaaaaaaaaaah
gambling neva strt tuday na

LordZero:


10 years!!!. Respekt.

since 2006
i still sabi NL 1st site logo

LordZero:


You bad gan o.. Me no use my school uniform bottons sha cos my mama go notice am, na my old clothes and my friend's bottons dey suffer am.

lols
my clothes button na ma mama de suffer am ooo

klassykute:
press button soccer .. i win trophy die ... trophy (TIN TOMATO with one dead bulb ontop)

lols
abi

lala shud ft ds for those indomie guys

mehn i rememba slapping my immediate brother afta winning me more than i xpected.my mother now vex for me like this..that was 2000..time don de fly mehn


God bless God
i take dis medium to appreciate God for his kare and protection.
today marks my 10th yr in nairaland.
feeling high mehn

nonsense

thesicilian:
Your children are blowing up pipelines and government properties for their perceived grievances against the FGN, you'll not call them to order, protest against them, reveal their identities or even report them to the authorities.
But you want to go into the streets chanting aluta songs unclad because the company in charge of maintaining these properties have decided to pack out for their own safety.
What if these so called militants decide to go after the company workers and their families for "daring to repair a pipeline they have blown up? Or maybe they just blow it up again after repair?
Until something decisive has been done about the militant issue, - be it negotiations or whatever - will it be a wise decision to keep pouring water into a basket?
Anyway, no one can prevent you women from exercising your civil rights. Just make sure its the young ladies you select to represent your for your unclad demonstrations, not the usual elderly ones with flabby things...

whose children are you talking abt..as if there is no govt constitution..it is onli the govt piple that will com to thier rescue..

mbok yak enam

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FIFA has ejected new rules and laws in football for next season

CR7
Messi
Bale

Other functioning players should take note
As well as coaches

Enter the link below to see the full rules


www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10512322/laws-of-the-game-changes-ahead-of-the-201617-premier-league-season

Ladycloud:
Wow.. Nne keep it up... Not an easy something

Calabar or akwaibom
Love yu

Chk my signature

Can yu be my babe?

Vincent41:



TWELF (12) CLASIC DIFFERENCE BETWEEN (RONALDO & MESSI).
1, Ronaldo is a model--Messi is not
2, Ronaldo is good on both legs-- Messi is not
3, Ronaldo is good on the air(nodding) --Messi is not
4, Ronaldo has won trophy for his country-- Messi Non
5, Ronaldo has no (TATOO) due to blood donation--Messihas TATOO
6, Ronaldo has won champions league and leagues in two different countries-- Messi only won it with BARCA.
7, Ronaldo is tall--Messi is short.
8, Ronaldo is not a Tax fraudster-- Messi is a tax fraudster.
9, Ronaldo is not prisoner-- Messi is prisoner and ex convict.
10, Ronaldo is philanthropist --- Messi is not.
11, Ronaldo is a more complete footballer-- Messi is not.
12, Ronaldo will never quit or retire because he lost in a final--- Messi quit because he couldn't win three finals.

Bobor daaaa god in heaven bless yu n yur family well well.
Mk dem undastnd
Ronaldo na fixed wrld best dis yr
Finish

gocac:
Ronaldo is very stupid for trying to play with my intelligence! The truth about this young man is that "If its not all about him then everything is useless" he is not very happy because portugal won, rather because it puts him ahead of others to ballon d'or award. He gave it away because he felt that he is bigger than silver boot. Nonsense!

God punish yu the oda way round
Ronaldo is a constant world best for obtaining euros cup this yr...
Again!..god punish yu

.ronaldo is a fixed world best this yr

Like it or not
Satan come and go
The world finishes and tarnishes
White paper play e no play

Ronaldo na wrld best dis yr
Finish

Werin concern me wit politics...nonsense
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psucc:
My N2k dey their purse o!

lols.. I wonder wats going on in this contry.. I wonder how uniuyo will refund the money

Due to the senates judgment last time on post utme examination exercise,the university of uyo site has been locked todag and suspended to further notice and the senate has ask all university accross the nation who had alredy sold out thier forms before now to refund the money to candidates who bought it initially..

Pls lalasticlacla send this msg accross to them who stil wana buy form because scammers are all ground lying to them about the still form..

The site has been closed for now

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lala ooo

Robbery

Make I die

Lols..united go kill these guys mabati