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Thanx jah.ive nad loaded ma fone for dee past 4 months on mtn..jus dier fucking data onli..jah punish dem

Omor una here dey craze mabasi
Unam
All of una here de craze
Omor na boy b dis
#Get awt#

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Mabasi

RoyalBlak007:

i doubt any nigerian girl will

Bros sharap Ee dey
I get one for here Ma acct na 12 naira bt she still wid mee

Lols,,,,pastors wanted...haaaaaaa

Adiok onor mmor..
God punish dem

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If you are privileged to see dangote the richest man in africa,what will you ask him

Check well they are siblings..either of those two are siblings by step or otherwise



Nonsense

As the president of nigeria,i declare shoprites and MTN closed and liquidated ad-infinitum in nigeria.any objectives will go to JAIL..

Case closed

Lalasticlacla nii

ABA residents woke up yesterday to
meet caskets on some major streets in the
commercial city, with warnings inscribed on them
that if the people failed to vote for an Ngwa
governor they would be killed.
This is coming 48 hours to the supplementary
elections scheduled by INEC to decide the
inconclusive governorship elections in the state.
The two councils of Aba North and Aba South are part
of the areas where the election will hold tomorrow.
The sight of the coffins and the warning sent fears
into the people, prompting some voters to vow not
to come out tomorrow to vote in the re-run election
for fear of their lives.
However, the two major political parties involved in
tomorrow’s election, the ruling PDP and APGA, have
condemned the act and accused each other of being
behind the evil act.
While PDP candidate in the election, Dr. Okezie
Ikpeazu, dissociated himself from the dastardly act,
his APGA counterpart, Dr. Alex Otti, described it as
“despicable, shameful and barbaric act by desperate
and frustrated politicians.”
APGA also blamed it on the PDP which it accused of
using the coffins to discourage its supporters in Aba
from coming out to vote in tomorrow’s election.
“The attention of Dr Okezie Ikpeazu, the Peoples
Democratic Party, PDP, governorship candidate for
Abia State has been drawn to the ugly incident
witnessed in Aba this morning, where caskets are
being dropped at various places in Aba, with a threat
that those who will not vote for Dr.. Ikpeazu and the
PDP in the Saturday’s supplementary election will
die.
“Dr. Okezie is by this means dissociating himself
from such dastardly act, and also inform Abians and
the general public that such is the handiwork of the
opposition who have shown their desperations in
various ways since the beginning of the governorship
contest.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/abia-re-run-caskets-litter-aba-to-instil-fear-in-voters/

Local stuffs...she no dey see rihannahs own..

Unam

Acekidc4:
Hehehehe
The dude is surely in Trouble

All of una de craze

Pls help,my gf came to ma house tuday and i cudnt help having sex with her in her period..im scared if she is pregnant though i didnt ejaculate into her...pls good advice

A lot of people might have told you that you miss
a lot for not having "sex", the answer is capital
“YES” you miss a lot and would continue missing
them:



1. You miss contracting HIV/AIDS
2. You miss unwanted pregnancy.
3. You miss being unwanted husband/wife
4. You miss having sexually transmitted disease.

Abeg mak dem. Destroy mtn,not to comot am..jus destroy am..nonsense and rubbish network....unam

Mayhem jus happening here in akwa ibom...yu dnt play wid godswill akpabio wen it comes to rigging plainly speaking...at ma pollin unit,cud yu bliv there was no election tuday there as a result of whateva condition they said which I didn't undastand,later I heard on a news that the same pollin unit which election was not effective had some counted votes results..lols,I laf in a chieftaincy style..
God punish anybdy who destroys de countrys name for self gathered sake..God punish government,punish aniting politics in nigeria..adiok inno mbufo doo

Lalasticlacla common push dis stuff mak ma chik believe say I no dey play wid am..hw she go karry all these for her bag de come huz..Bleep

Yeah you think becoming a lady is easy?..this generation ladies don't just take last in everything,they just want to be best,finish.now some of them want it through all means by just going out with these;

1. Mirror- Yes, every woman carries one
in her purse, stashed in a secret
compartment. Those who claim they
don’t are liars.

2. Mints- These lie strewn all over inside
a woman’s handbag.

3. Cell Phone- No woman can do
without one. It’s her friend for life. Every
woman loves it when it rings.

4. Make up Kit- Not all women carry
this, the ones that don’t are dead.

5. Credit Cards- You will find plenty of
these in a woman’s bag.

6. Loose change- it may sound
surprising, but women love the jingle-
jangle in their in their handbag.
It keeps them motivated.

7. Chocolates- Women love to carry
small chocolates in their bag and eat
them all by themselves. These are
seldom shared.

8. Creams/Moisturizers/Lotions- A
women without these in her purse does
not exist.

9. Pepper Spray- A trusted friend.

10. Sunglasses- An essential.

11. Dental Floss- Most women pay heed
to their dentists.

12. Morning-After Pill- Don’t look
surprised!

13. Lighter- Come on baby Light my Fire!

14. Lip Gloss/Lipstick- Pout or no pout,
women love to tease.

15. Nail File- Women love to use this
when time permits. It makes them look
stylish and sophisticated.

16. Receipts- Most women are unaware
of tattered and torn receipts in their bag.

17. Pens- A woman’s purse always has
room for these.

18. Prescription medicines- You will
find plenty of prescription medicines in a
woman’s handbag, several that have
passed their expiration date.

19. Hand Sanitizer- Women are sticklers
for cleanliness.

20. Gum- Often chewed mercilessly until
the sweetness lasts.

21. Perfume/Deodorant- Women feel
good when they smell good!

22. Camera- Most women take pictures
when you are not watching.

23. Keys- Every woman loves opening
doors!

24. Hard Candy-These are popped to kill
boredom. These are shared with others
too.

25. A Bag- Yes, a bag inside a handbag
shouldn’t come as a surprise. God isn’t
the only one who moves in mysterious
ways.

26. Checkbook- Women love to write.

27. Toothpicks- These are often used
for other purposes.

28. Calculator- It helps women take
decisions at a discount sale.

29. Business Cards- Women take pride
carrying these.

30. Old Movie Tickets- Every woman’s
handbag contains a few.

31. Wallet- The dainty little wallet loves
spending time in a woman’s handbag.

32. Tissues- These are often used to get
rid of excess makeup.

33. Nail Clipper- It’s seldom used but
carried along.

34. Toys- Not the ones you’re thinking…
children’s toys!

34. Cash- A woman always keeps cash
for random purchases.

35. Planner- This keeps women busy
when they have no plans.

36. Band-Aid- For cuts, bruises and other
things.

37. Lip Balm- Every woman has a
favorite.

38. Safety pins- God knows why?

39. Address book- Women don’t miss
out on anything.

40. Identification Card- Women love
gazing at their own picture.

41. Reading Glasses- Seldom worn
while reading but carried along.

42. USB flash drive- Women love
storage devices.

43. Portable media player-For music,
videos and images on the go.

44. Hair Ties- These come in handy for
other purposes too.

45. Coupons- More the better.

46. Tampons- Yes. Tampons!

47. Pocket Calendar- Women love to
keep an account of dates.

48. Small water bottle- Women love
taking small sips of water on the move.

49. Hairbrush/Comb- A woman’s friend
for life.

50. Small Flashlight- This is often used
to find other things in the purse.

Governor akpabio prison awaiting you..that's the only thing I sabi as for nw...
Buhari mbok prison dis bobos for me..
Dem don ova loothe our money...

God punish akpabio de more
Mbok eboro amen!!!!

SELENAqueensy:
Am voting APC
So it's Umana

Bby cn I knw wher yu re in akwa ibom...
I'd like to visit yu

God punish una...unam

Lalasticlacla ooooooooooooooooo

falconey:
all because of kitty-cat? I don't have to do all these to bleep olosho.

Number75 is worst send flowers? She die?

Omor dee thread is for responsible guys who have responsible babes owk

peedeeasobie:
I'm a born again christian and filled with the Holy Spirit but this advice is CRAP.

What of those who have girlfriends and they make first class?

What of those uncommitted christians who make first class?

What of the traditional worshippers who make first class?

What of people from other religions who make first class?

Religion!!! Opium of the people.

Oga abeg no vex..
Kill yasef,,,
Thats the way shaaaa

1. Call her as soon as you wake up just to say a
good morning!
2. Have a busy day ahead? Meet up with your
girlfriend for breakfast.
3. Call her at least once in the day to find if she
was doing fine.
4. If she’s angry with you, get her flowers and
chocolates.
5. Girls expect their boyfriends to listen to their
problems: so just listen and do not offer
solutions.
6. Give her time to be with herself; there are
times when girls like to be alone.
7. Give her time to be with her girlfriends; you
could catch up with your guy friends at the
same time.
8. Take your girlfriend shopping.

9. Plan a surprise dinner for just the two of you at
her favorite restaurant.
10. Paint her nails...she’ll love it.
11. If you are having a bad time and are upset
about something, talk to your girlfriend about
it; don’t expect her to understand your silence.
12. Try to sort out misunderstandings before they
grow into something big.
13. Don’t force your girlfriend to do something she
is not ready for.
14. Tell her that it is alright if she is not ready for
something; more importantly, mean it.
15. Care for her, love her like no one else does.
16. You should have a unique way of telling her
that you love her.
17. Girls are delicate, handle them with care.
18. Compliment her and you’ll see her look more
beautiful.
19. Loving her is not only about mushy-mushy
things; you could even play a game of scrabble
together.
20. Go cycling or maybe, swimming together.
21. Get tickets for the latest movie; preferably the
top row, and don’t forget the popcorn.
22. What about taking her for a picnic?
23. Cook a meal for her; preferably edible!
24. Candle-light dinners are the best way to cheer
her up.
25. Catch up on a cup of coffee with your girl, if
you have been busy for some time.
26. Share all your secrets with her.
27. Talk to her about your day - girls feel involved
this way.
28. Girls love giving suggestions, at least pretend
that it helped.
29. Honesty is the best policy - be honest to her
and more importantly, to your relationship.
30. Give her the support and comfort she needs.
31. She loves you, you are her best friend - stand
by her as her pillar of strength.
32. If you are good with the brush, you could paint
a picture of your girlfriend.
33. Small words of appreciation will help for what
she does for you.
34. Love her for what she is and not what you want
her to be.
35. Sing her favorite song to her on the phone.
36. Enroll for salsa classes together.
37. Out of town for work, drive down and surprise
her.
38. She has an important day ahead, make sure
you see her before that and tell her that
everything will be fine, she is perfect.
39. Going on a holiday with family? Make sure you
get her something memorable. It doesn't have
to be expensive.
40. After a hectic week, you could plan a weekend
together to catch up with each other.
41. Lie down with your head on her lap - you’ll feel
great and she’ll feel better.
42. Call her every ten minutes for not-so-
important reasons, but make sure you do not
overdo it.
43. Get a massage appointment just for the two of
you.
44. Book the whole restaurant for just the two of
you.
45. Take her for a long drive and maybe you could
sit and admire the stars together.
46. A walk along the beach under the starry night
sky is undoubtedly romantic.
47. Wear her favorite perfume all the time.
48. Admire her body as you give her a massage.
49. Some moments are best enjoyed in their own
privacy; be sure of your timing.
50. Stay indoors on a wet Sunday evening and
cuddle up together and watch a movie.
51. Meet up with her friends (obviously with her).
52. Be the ten-on-ten guy for her parents.
53. Don’t just love your girlfriend, respect her - it
matters a lot.
54. Be proud of your relationship; flaunt it as the
most expensive thing you possess.
55. Spend a night together in a tent at the beach.
56. Cuddle up on a couch and enjoy the feeling of
just being together.
57. Everyone makes mistakes - forgive her if she
makes one.
58. Celebrate your promotion with her - after all
there’s a woman behind every successful man
and she deserves to be a part of it.
59. SMS her from work just to tell her how much
you are missing her.
60. Love knows no rules. If you know any break
them for her.
61. Don’t do anything to break her trust - it hurts.
62. Stay up all night planning your next date.
63. If you are making love to her for the first time,
make sure it is love and not lust.
64. When she’s having a bad time, give her a warm
hug - she needs it the most.
65. A sweet good night kiss on the forehead and a
warm hug is the perfect recipe for a good
night's sleep.
66. Take your girlfriend lingerie shopping.
67. Write a song about her.
68. Help her clean up the apartment after a party.
69. Praying together in a religious place or even at
home.
70. If she’s not well, take a day off just to be at her
side.
71. Send out seasons’ greetings together.
72. Frame a sketch of the two of you together.
73. Carry her shopping bags for her.
74. Compliment her in different languages.
75. Send her no reason flowers.

If u have a gal,drop her,if yu have a church,belong to a dept,if yur prayer life is doomed,increase it,increase ya reading hours in dee nyte and make sure that u fraternize wid friends that edifies yu..finish

To some our ladies who dont like thier natural beauty color.
Bleaching is, in fact, a process in which the hair on
the skin is bleached to match with the actual skin
tone. However, the side effects are:

Dark grey spots
Skin cancer
Acne
Swelling of the skin
Thinning of the skin
Cataracts
Setting down of fat on face, chest, upper back and
stomach
Increase in appetite and weight gain
Osteoporosis
Neurological and kidney damage due to high level
of mercury used in the creams
Psychiatric disorders
Severe birth defects
Asthma
Liver damage

I jus reconciled wid ma babe jst yesterday

Now dis same dude will kall her in ma own presence for mre than 5 times and she will b telling me nothing much thay we re friends.
Ok if yu guys re frends,why shud he folow yu up mre than necessary..

God punish all feminine,excluding ma mum..idi0ts

EroticAngelina:
some aren't true lala!
everyone tells lies, so we must surely lie.
men lie too, more than women. their lies can even kill.
no offense.

UNAM

VenusBetty:
Don't you think you guys deceive the gehs too?

Jus shurup

Shurup

Infact keep quiet
Shot of ya damn mouth.
All these nonsense happenin nw it bkos of yu guys

The beauty of humans are recognize when they 1st wake up in the morning..when yu wake up in dee mawning,that first head up from yur bed,pls just take a photo of yu while still in bed,,na dey wher yur beauty folow..but all dis nonsense makeup and foto editing can neva intrigues me..many tings don hapen to me an i don learn ma own..make e be..

Nonsense

Torror kissing