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Jokes Etc / Re: Please, What's This Man's Problem [PHOTO] by danielmichael(m): 4:38pm On Jul 21, 2015
He is frm asakpada town in ukam local govt area of osokoro area in ijaw state..
Nonsense

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Politics / These 15 Perfectly Time Photos Will Definitely Blow Your Mind(photos) by danielmichael(m): 4:30pm On Jul 21, 2015
Check out these 15 mindblowing photos and tell me the one uve got blowing yha mind the most..mind is no 1 oooooo



www.naij.com/493892-these-15-photos-taken-at-the-very-right-moment-will-blow-your-mind.html
Politics / Re: Breaking News:a Safety Message For Love Ones,from Fct,abuja by danielmichael(m): 7:52pm On Jul 10, 2015
Lalasticlacla abeg forward dis stuff abeg...

Make we be security conscious
Politics / Breaking News:a Safety Message For Love Ones,from Fct,abuja by danielmichael(m): 7:49pm On Jul 10, 2015
SSS office abuja, BREAKING NEWS! Security alert!! Privileged information reveals the mass arrival of BOKO HARAM Fighters to Southern Nigeria, especially to LAGOS and RIVERS States. We have been advised to take urgent and adequate security measures in Churches, especially on Sundays and in places with large gathering such as markets, shopping malls, cinemas, parks. etc. Pls pass on to other friends & family members, especially those residing in PH and Lagos. News is that our enemy is planning something bigger than Nyanya bomb blast btw Tuesday n Wednesday in Abuja. Mind ur movement and be careful, the place is still unknown. Pls pass round to save ur love ones. May God help us & save our country. Pls the message is from a reliable source in the UN office, dont disregard, pls share. These are d police control numbers of each state in Nigeria, kindly call for rapid response to any criminal incident: Abia - 08035415405.Admwa- 08089671313.AkIbom - 08039213071. Anmbra -07039194332.Bauchi - 08151849417.Bayelsa - 07034578208.Benue - 08066006475.Borno - 08068075581.C-River - 08133568456.Delta - 08036684974.Ebonyi - 07064515001.Edo - 08037646272.Ekiti - 08062335577.Enugu - 08032003702.FCT - 07057337653.Gombe - 08150567771.Imo - 08034773600.Jigawa 08075391069.Kaduna - 08123822284.Kano - 08032419754.Katsina - 08075391255.Kebbi - 08038797644.Kogi - 08075391335.Kwara 07032069501.Lagos - 07055462708.Nasarwa 08123821571.Niger - 08081777498.Ogun - 08032136765.Ondo - 07034313903.Osun - 08075872433.Oyo - 08081768614.Plateau - 08126375938.Rivers - 08032003514.Sokoto - 07068848035.Taraba - 08140089863.Yobe - 07039301585.Zamfa - 0810658012Please forward this to your loved ones NOW.
Business / Re: MTN CEO, Ahmad Farroukh Resigns by danielmichael(m): 3:14pm On Jul 08, 2015
So is that why MTN is bad
Politics / Re: Revealed: Real Reasons Ministerial List Is Delayed - Tribune by danielmichael(m): 1:08pm On Jul 08, 2015
lazen:

Looking at ur comment, one will know for certain that u're the only one that can manage to write a little in ur family, that's the reason u see them all as dullards. Dudes like u should be restricted to 2go. American Goat!
Lols

Look at dis fuddy-duddy claptrapting balderdash and vomiting bunches of rigmaroles on ma unblemished post..ure a tanoid wid no or infinitesimal batoes,,u wana try out..u fucking wid it..then do away wid yur dullard president..two of yu mongrels are simply antiquated tentacles..

Idiats..
Politics / Re: Revealed: Real Reasons Ministerial List Is Delayed - Tribune by danielmichael(m): 11:12am On Jul 08, 2015
lazen:

Na only u and ur village people be dullards NOT us the independent Nigerians. The blood of being a slave still runs in ur blood. And am so sure u must be gay for asking Obama to come and govern u Mr Dullard.
U dey ova monkey

It is yur dullard president and yur family members re gay..

God punish yur toto
Politics / Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by danielmichael(m): 11:06am On Jul 08, 2015
phlemzy:
Its barely 6 weeks and TANoids want PMB to magically erase all the flops the immediate past committed in about 260 weeks. Tell them TANoids to cool down,else, they can go hibernate inside the lagoon.
Good

Na una like dis where boko haram suppose bomb
Bomb yur fada,bomb yur moda

Bomb all members of yur family

Amesime etieti

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Politics / Re: #Bringbackourgirls Marching To Aso Rock To See Buhari (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 10:56am On Jul 08, 2015
God punish buhari if him no bring back these girls with thier so called CHANGE

APC Change

CHANGE Apc..
Make we all see am here Dullard monkey COW capacitor

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Politics / Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by danielmichael(m): 10:53am On Jul 08, 2015
wazobiaN9:
It can only trend in your dreams.

GEJ, king of cluelessness, cannot trend when it comes to admirable and bold actions.
Then buhari is what

A confused dullard monkey who has thousand of tentacles that are COWS

God punish am

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Politics / Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by danielmichael(m): 10:51am On Jul 08, 2015
As far as im concern GEJ is still de president of nigeria
Whoever is in that seat me no knw am That dullard head is a confusionist That monkey is a boko haram That slowpoke is a taiwan That unam is an unam That idiot is an ABA boy
God punish am...

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Politics / Re: We Located Chibok Girls But Couldn’t Rescue Them– Uk Envoy by danielmichael(m): 10:47am On Jul 08, 2015
Charlie calm down
Una neva chi chum ching jet for dis country
Shey una bin dey shout change
God punish all of una
If buhari no defeat boko haram in 2weeks make God punish am..
Shey e don pass 2weeks
God punish yu buhari
Punish all those dullard heads where been de shout change
APC Change


CHANGE Apc


God. Punish all of una
Religion / Re: Help:my Friend Doesnt Believe That There Is God by danielmichael(m): 10:41am On Jul 08, 2015
ITbomb:
The worst thing is for a half baked faith believing Christian like you to confront him.

The way I handle them, I don't argue doctrines or bible stories. Once I make you to agree with me on the basic tenets of the teachings of Christ which is Love. We have no further issues.

It is surprising when someone looks terrified that someone doesn't believe in God or Christ yet the same person does not even understand not to talk of living by the teachings and principles of what he claims to believe
Oga yu dey over monkey here i swr..
U claim say yu knw God

Na una like this where matthew 7 vs 23 de refer to
Bull out beast
Politics / Re: Revealed: Real Reasons Ministerial List Is Delayed - Tribune by danielmichael(m): 10:38am On Jul 08, 2015
I hav neva seen govt so confused and retarded like dis..shey una bin dey shout change..God punish una..dis is not s country anymore..we should opt for depency cos we cnt be called independent country..we shud buy obama into dis country for betterness cos we nigerians we re so dullards..



Nonsense

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Religion / Help:my Friend Doesnt Believe That There Is God by danielmichael(m): 10:27am On Jul 08, 2015
I have a friend who hasnt gone to church for 8 years now,he believes that there is no God.i have constructed all energies i can to subtle this dude to believing that there is God but he seems to argue back with great evidences..last week his parent called him and ask if he is going to church tuday,my guy reply was so irrevocable to his parent about going to church that what is the meaning of church,that the bible so called the book of God is a play that has many characters,that jesus christ is one of the character,that the book was written by scholars of the 11th century who considered it as a play..jesus christ i was so dazzled and confused when this dude introduced me to BIG BANG THEORY that the theory is all about how earth came into existence that we were not created by any so called God that there is no GOD..my guy rebuked the parent and also reprimanded me that any further enticement on this particula area of christianity cajolery by me,he will personally dash me..this guy im toking about stays alone outside campus while the parent are in another state..he is not in any confraternity group or accultic gym..please help out


https://www.christiancourier.com/articles/133-big-bang-theory-vs-gods-word-the
Politics / Re: Jonathan Returns To Nigeria From UK After A Month Vacation - Punch by danielmichael(m): 7:03am On Jul 08, 2015
alaoeri:
The clueless one is back in town.
And what shud yu call buhari??

A confused retarded and a stratopeded mongrel to COWs who is totally confused and shipmonked..

Worst govt
Politics / Re: Nigerians Must Live With The Consequences Of "CHANGE" - FFK by danielmichael(m): 6:49am On Jul 08, 2015
kstyle2:
This man talks like a jobless fat woman...things may be pretty tough now, but I have a feeling that we'll soon bounce back...all I say is let the best of us, lead the rest of us while d rest of us, support the best of us
Be4 then yu will surely die in dee hands of bokoharam IJN since yu re. Totally blind to see de fact

APC
Change

CHANGE
Apc

God punish una if una no kill bokoharam in 2weeks

Unam
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill Thisday Journalist (read Their Letter) by danielmichael(m): 9:36pm On Jul 07, 2015
Dis one na correct change
APC
Change

CHANGE
Apc
God punish una if una no kill boko haram in 2 months
Adiok inor mbufo dooo
Nonsense dullard banko
Phones / Re: You Can Now Report Your Telecom Provider Directly To NCC by danielmichael(m): 6:36pm On Jul 06, 2015
Bros na lie
Politics / Re: Top Five Safest States To Live In Nigeria by danielmichael(m): 6:34pm On Jul 06, 2015
So where is akwa ibom state

Guy yu dey monkey oooo

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Politics / Re: Elders Reject Proposed Nuclear Power Plant In Akwa Ibom by danielmichael(m): 6:32pm On Jul 06, 2015
destinysaid:
so nuclear power which could help our epileptic power supply is not good or what?? if they arnt ready let d govt bring it to delta state jor. Good thing dem dey reject. These questions are asked bearing in mid that the International Atomic Energy Agency had warned that Nigerian does not possess the right competences to handle nuclear issues. Technical impact assessment at the international level also indicated that nuclear plant is not suitable for Nigeria for now; for obvious reasons,” they asked. insult of the century, but sadly true embarassed
Guy yu dey over monkey mabasi
Du u knw wad it means for a nuclear power to distabilized..
Bros that is 70 percent of the inhabitant being decimated..
Adiok onor fi

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Politics / Re: Borno Residents Reaction Against Fg’s Plan To Negotiate With Boko Haram by danielmichael(m): 1:29pm On Jul 06, 2015
APC Change

CHANGE Apc
God punish una if una no kill bokoharam Adiok inor mbufo
Unam
APC Change
CHANGE Apc
Idiots
Jokes Etc / Re: The Difference Between "Complete" And "Finished" by danielmichael(m): 11:10pm On Jul 05, 2015
Completely finished is an insignia of dextro-pollinated ambivality concupiously means duality of medonism which is totally mephistophelean cabal that is vivaciously nictating 2 cropping tentacles which are vera tera and medo vez meaning concupiscience and vastomiscience,ad-infinitum....


Thats just it

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Politics / Re: Keep Praying For Buhari – Jonathan by danielmichael(m): 11:01pm On Jul 05, 2015
APC Change

CHANGE Apc
God punish una if una no crush boko haram in a week..
IDI0ts
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Dior Chidera-Adiele Poses Unclad (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 11:10am On Jul 05, 2015
Aminat508:
m on PC not mobile sir
Babie
Politics / Re: Photos Of People Running Away From Home Over Boko Haram Attack by danielmichael(m): 11:09am On Jul 05, 2015
ellabooz:
Certificateless old dullard is only good in witch hunting and nothing else.

President of West Germany is this the evidence of your claims (winning the war)
Baby ah love yu jare
Yan dem for me

Whatsapp 09033920619
Politics / Re: Photos Of People Running Away From Home Over Boko Haram Attack by danielmichael(m): 11:07am On Jul 05, 2015
APC
Change

CHANGE
Apc

GOD pUNISH UNA

Una tink sey to go karry greatgrand fada for president go abate dis monkeys attack.
De only prayer i always pray is God shudnt allow death on ma side in nigeria

GOD punish UNA if una no stop BOKO HARAM

APC
Change

CHANGE
Apc


IdiOTS

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Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Dior Chidera-Adiele Poses Unclad (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 11:01am On Jul 05, 2015
Aminat508:
m on PC not mobile sir
Lols
Owk ive on ma PC whatsapp
Send a msg MA
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Dior Chidera-Adiele Poses Unclad (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 10:53am On Jul 05, 2015
Aminat508:
hmmmm cry
Still waiting
Send a msg..
Wana apologise
Politics / Re: Saraki, Orji Kalu, Lamido Sanusi, Others Celebrate US Independence In Abuja.pics by danielmichael(m): 10:51am On Jul 05, 2015
Nonsense idi0ts

Yeye people

Mme unam

Dem de monkeys all of dem

Celebrating america in a terrorist zone

Conscience no blame yu sey dis america yu dey celebrate,they are almost fred frm so many disasters.you are celebrating a contry yu dnt even knw hw it became better,
God punish all of yu
Adiok inor mbufo

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Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Dior Chidera-Adiele Poses Unclad (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 10:45am On Jul 05, 2015
Aminat508:
hmmmm cry
Sowie
Lets whatsapp 09033920619
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Dior Chidera-Adiele Poses Unclad (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 10:41am On Jul 05, 2015
Aminat508:
who? Why d insult sir? embarassed
Neva mind ah was jus angry
Hw yu doing

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