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Jokes Etc / Re: Please, What's This Man's Problem [PHOTO] by danielmichael(m): 4:38pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
He is frm asakpada town in ukam local govt area of osokoro area in ijaw state.. Nonsense 1 Like |
Politics / These 15 Perfectly Time Photos Will Definitely Blow Your Mind(photos) by danielmichael(m): 4:30pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Check out these 15 mindblowing photos and tell me the one uve got blowing yha mind the most..mind is no 1 oooooo www.naij.com/493892-these-15-photos-taken-at-the-very-right-moment-will-blow-your-mind.html |
Politics / Re: Breaking News:a Safety Message For Love Ones,from Fct,abuja by danielmichael(m): 7:52pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Lalasticlacla abeg forward dis stuff abeg... Make we be security conscious |
Politics / Breaking News:a Safety Message For Love Ones,from Fct,abuja by danielmichael(m): 7:49pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
SSS office abuja, BREAKING NEWS! Security alert!! Privileged information reveals the mass arrival of BOKO HARAM Fighters to Southern Nigeria, especially to LAGOS and RIVERS States. We have been advised to take urgent and adequate security measures in Churches, especially on Sundays and in places with large gathering such as markets, shopping malls, cinemas, parks. etc. Pls pass on to other friends & family members, especially those residing in PH and Lagos. News is that our enemy is planning something bigger than Nyanya bomb blast btw Tuesday n Wednesday in Abuja. Mind ur movement and be careful, the place is still unknown. Pls pass round to save ur love ones. May God help us & save our country. Pls the message is from a reliable source in the UN office, dont disregard, pls share. These are d police control numbers of each state in Nigeria, kindly call for rapid response to any criminal incident: Abia - 08035415405.Admwa- 08089671313.AkIbom - 08039213071. Anmbra -07039194332.Bauchi - 08151849417.Bayelsa - 07034578208.Benue - 08066006475.Borno - 08068075581.C-River - 08133568456.Delta - 08036684974.Ebonyi - 07064515001.Edo - 08037646272.Ekiti - 08062335577.Enugu - 08032003702.FCT - 07057337653.Gombe - 08150567771.Imo - 08034773600.Jigawa 08075391069.Kaduna - 08123822284.Kano - 08032419754.Katsina - 08075391255.Kebbi - 08038797644.Kogi - 08075391335.Kwara 07032069501.Lagos - 07055462708.Nasarwa 08123821571.Niger - 08081777498.Ogun - 08032136765.Ondo - 07034313903.Osun - 08075872433.Oyo - 08081768614.Plateau - 08126375938.Rivers - 08032003514.Sokoto - 07068848035.Taraba - 08140089863.Yobe - 07039301585.Zamfa - 0810658012Please forward this to your loved ones NOW. |
Business / Re: MTN CEO, Ahmad Farroukh Resigns by danielmichael(m): 3:14pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
So is that why MTN is bad |
Politics / Re: Revealed: Real Reasons Ministerial List Is Delayed - Tribune by danielmichael(m): 1:08pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
lazen:Lols Look at dis fuddy-duddy claptrapting balderdash and vomiting bunches of rigmaroles on ma unblemished post..ure a tanoid wid no or infinitesimal batoes,,u wana try out..u fucking wid it..then do away wid yur dullard president..two of yu mongrels are simply antiquated tentacles.. Idiats.. |
Politics / Re: Revealed: Real Reasons Ministerial List Is Delayed - Tribune by danielmichael(m): 11:12am On Jul 08, 2015 |
lazen:U dey ova monkey It is yur dullard president and yur family members re gay.. God punish yur toto |
Politics / Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by danielmichael(m): 11:06am On Jul 08, 2015 |
phlemzy:Good Na una like dis where boko haram suppose bomb Bomb yur fada,bomb yur moda Bomb all members of yur family Amesime etieti 1 Like |
Politics / Re: #Bringbackourgirls Marching To Aso Rock To See Buhari (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 10:56am On Jul 08, 2015 |
God punish buhari if him no bring back these girls with thier so called CHANGE APC Change CHANGE Apc.. Make we all see am here Dullard monkey COW capacitor 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by danielmichael(m): 10:53am On Jul 08, 2015 |
wazobiaN9:Then buhari is what A confused dullard monkey who has thousand of tentacles that are COWS God punish am 9 Likes |
Politics / Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by danielmichael(m): 10:51am On Jul 08, 2015 |
As far as im concern GEJ is still de president of nigeria Whoever is in that seat me no knw am That dullard head is a confusionist That monkey is a boko haram That slowpoke is a taiwan That unam is an unam That idiot is an ABA boy God punish am... 9 Likes |
Politics / Re: We Located Chibok Girls But Couldn’t Rescue Them– Uk Envoy by danielmichael(m): 10:47am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Charlie calm down Una neva chi chum ching jet for dis country Shey una bin dey shout change God punish all of una If buhari no defeat boko haram in 2weeks make God punish am.. Shey e don pass 2weeks God punish yu buhari Punish all those dullard heads where been de shout change APC Change CHANGE Apc God. Punish all of una |
Religion / Re: Help:my Friend Doesnt Believe That There Is God by danielmichael(m): 10:41am On Jul 08, 2015 |
ITbomb:Oga yu dey over monkey here i swr.. U claim say yu knw God Na una like this where matthew 7 vs 23 de refer to Bull out beast |
Politics / Re: Revealed: Real Reasons Ministerial List Is Delayed - Tribune by danielmichael(m): 10:38am On Jul 08, 2015 |
I hav neva seen govt so confused and retarded like dis..shey una bin dey shout change..God punish una..dis is not s country anymore..we should opt for depency cos we cnt be called independent country..we shud buy obama into dis country for betterness cos we nigerians we re so dullards.. Nonsense 1 Like |
Religion / Help:my Friend Doesnt Believe That There Is God by danielmichael(m): 10:27am On Jul 08, 2015 |
I have a friend who hasnt gone to church for 8 years now,he believes that there is no God.i have constructed all energies i can to subtle this dude to believing that there is God but he seems to argue back with great evidences..last week his parent called him and ask if he is going to church tuday,my guy reply was so irrevocable to his parent about going to church that what is the meaning of church,that the bible so called the book of God is a play that has many characters,that jesus christ is one of the character,that the book was written by scholars of the 11th century who considered it as a play..jesus christ i was so dazzled and confused when this dude introduced me to BIG BANG THEORY that the theory is all about how earth came into existence that we were not created by any so called God that there is no GOD..my guy rebuked the parent and also reprimanded me that any further enticement on this particula area of christianity cajolery by me,he will personally dash me..this guy im toking about stays alone outside campus while the parent are in another state..he is not in any confraternity group or accultic gym..please help out https://www.christiancourier.com/articles/133-big-bang-theory-vs-gods-word-the |
Politics / Re: Jonathan Returns To Nigeria From UK After A Month Vacation - Punch by danielmichael(m): 7:03am On Jul 08, 2015 |
alaoeri:And what shud yu call buhari?? A confused retarded and a stratopeded mongrel to COWs who is totally confused and shipmonked.. Worst govt |
Politics / Re: Nigerians Must Live With The Consequences Of "CHANGE" - FFK by danielmichael(m): 6:49am On Jul 08, 2015 |
kstyle2:Be4 then yu will surely die in dee hands of bokoharam IJN since yu re. Totally blind to see de fact APC Change CHANGE Apc God punish una if una no kill bokoharam in 2weeks Unam |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill Thisday Journalist (read Their Letter) by danielmichael(m): 9:36pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
Dis one na correct change APC Change CHANGE Apc God punish una if una no kill boko haram in 2 months Adiok inor mbufo dooo Nonsense dullard banko |
Phones / Re: You Can Now Report Your Telecom Provider Directly To NCC by danielmichael(m): 6:36pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Bros na lie |
Politics / Re: Top Five Safest States To Live In Nigeria by danielmichael(m): 6:34pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
So where is akwa ibom state Guy yu dey monkey oooo 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Elders Reject Proposed Nuclear Power Plant In Akwa Ibom by danielmichael(m): 6:32pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
destinysaid:Guy yu dey over monkey mabasi Du u knw wad it means for a nuclear power to distabilized.. Bros that is 70 percent of the inhabitant being decimated.. Adiok onor fi 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Borno Residents Reaction Against Fg’s Plan To Negotiate With Boko Haram by danielmichael(m): 1:29pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
APC
Change CHANGE Apc God punish una if una no kill bokoharam Adiok inor mbufo Unam APC Change CHANGE Apc Idiots |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Difference Between "Complete" And "Finished" by danielmichael(m): 11:10pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Completely finished is an insignia of dextro-pollinated ambivality concupiously means duality of medonism which is totally mephistophelean cabal that is vivaciously nictating 2 cropping tentacles which are vera tera and medo vez meaning concupiscience and vastomiscience,ad-infinitum.... Thats just it 5 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Keep Praying For Buhari – Jonathan by danielmichael(m): 11:01pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
APC
Change CHANGE Apc God punish una if una no crush boko haram in a week.. IDI0ts |
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Dior Chidera-Adiele Poses Unclad (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 11:10am On Jul 05, 2015 |
Aminat508:Babie |
Politics / Re: Photos Of People Running Away From Home Over Boko Haram Attack by danielmichael(m): 11:09am On Jul 05, 2015 |
ellabooz:Baby ah love yu jare Yan dem for me Whatsapp 09033920619 |
Politics / Re: Photos Of People Running Away From Home Over Boko Haram Attack by danielmichael(m): 11:07am On Jul 05, 2015 |
APC Change CHANGE Apc GOD pUNISH UNA Una tink sey to go karry greatgrand fada for president go abate dis monkeys attack. De only prayer i always pray is God shudnt allow death on ma side in nigeria GOD punish UNA if una no stop BOKO HARAM APC Change CHANGE Apc IdiOTS 22 Likes 3 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Dior Chidera-Adiele Poses Unclad (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 11:01am On Jul 05, 2015 |
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Dior Chidera-Adiele Poses Unclad (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 10:53am On Jul 05, 2015 |
Politics / Re: Saraki, Orji Kalu, Lamido Sanusi, Others Celebrate US Independence In Abuja.pics by danielmichael(m): 10:51am On Jul 05, 2015 |
Nonsense idi0ts Yeye people Mme unam Dem de monkeys all of dem Celebrating america in a terrorist zone Conscience no blame yu sey dis america yu dey celebrate,they are almost fred frm so many disasters.you are celebrating a contry yu dnt even knw hw it became better, God punish all of yu Adiok inor mbufo 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Dior Chidera-Adiele Poses Unclad (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 10:45am On Jul 05, 2015 |
Aminat508:Sowie Lets whatsapp 09033920619 |
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Dior Chidera-Adiele Poses Unclad (Photos) by danielmichael(m): 10:41am On Jul 05, 2015 |
Aminat508:Neva mind ah was jus angry Hw yu doing |
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