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Since i was a child so many bigmen and people be telling me that staying overtime in church is demonic that when it is sharp 12 noon that every angels send from heaven had gone,that after that time that you are on yur own.is either you re on your own or devil comes to visits yu.

I can imagine one church in our area,thier service ends by 3pm in dee afternoon,(lols).
Is thier members now worshiping the devil at overtime??

Abeg cool comments

GEJ is working

Lols

To some comments here shaaa

Anyway GEJ till buhari undastands what is google

Ifu

tanks bro.. but judgement can never be in dre favour wen we av d bottle with us as a clear evidence

Bt dnt yu tink court cn tink yu open up de bottle and put in de cocroach?

Yeah it happens

Omor drop de issue as yu no go wan go jail for dis

360bet

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] She took one mushroom too many..this is all a figment of her imagination because hell doesn't exist. [/color]

Eeehh bros
Yur own hell don de begin b that
Mabasi

Lesson to my girlfriend,perhaps

HCpaul:
I disagree. I only heard of the book of life, and not the tablet of life.

It looks so disrespectful and seems dishonourable to come with electronic device before God. There are many distractions in it and worldly and competitive motive.

I don't need more than one bible translation in a sermon, but just to hear God message. I don't need any fast device when my bible talks about patience.
You may become modern, but the standard of the word never change. And beside, only book are recorgnosed in heaven, because technology are made for an imperfect creatures. As a child of God, you don't need any faster device to read the word of your father, when you are not in an hurry.

God bless yu broda

ALKARULEZZ:
which kind "inspire" dis one dey talk?

Without technology, u wouldn't have had a copy of the hardcopy bible........ Or u fink say Moses, Paul etc nai write d millions of copies wey peeps dey buy evri year?

I still wonder why some retards fink Technology is evil...........

God punish yur generatn
Finish

Almost all the pulpit sagas in my church i worship operates in another level of christianity.sometimes they make me feel belittle and thinks that i dont worth coming to church with the little new testement paper bible im using..
now almost all the young members in my church owns it on thier phones and ipads and since im using touch nokia it also makes me feel somehow..

Abeg is it really good that we use this inside the church and forget about the ones that was written by inspired men of God.
Because i think the electronics ones are written by conspired men of God...

There are indications that the national leadership of
the ruling Peoples Democratic Party might have
perfected a fresh strategy aimed at stalling the
March 28 presidential election.
Investigations by our correspondent in Abuja on
Thursday and Friday showed that the ruling party was
actually the brain behind those who registered Young
Democratic Party and that it may use this new party
to achieve its objective.
The new party had on Thursday asked the
Independent National Electoral Commission to
postpone the forthcoming general elections.
The party said this a day after the Federal High Court
in Abuja ordered the commission to register YDP as
a political party.
At a press briefing in Abuja, the party called on INEC
to re-schedule the general elections if it could not
accommodate it on its ballot paper.
It said that contrary to insinuations, the court did not
order INEC to only register the party, but added that
the commission was ordered to issue certificate and
include YDP in the 2015 elections.
National Publicity Secretary of YDP, Mr. Ugo Nwofor,
said there were only two options available to INEC,
saying the commission could either reprint its ballot
papers and include the party with a view to
accommodate the party’s candidates or shift the
elections.
Nwafor said, “If INEC does not have the
appropriation for logistics for reprinting of its ballot
papers then INEC ought to within the constitutional
provision further re-schedule the general election so
as to accommodate our party.
“In either of the two options, our party is ready, it
has been a long journey for YDP; we wish INEC would
explore the first option.”
Shortly after the press briefing, one of the brains
behind the YDP was seen at the national
headquarters of the PDP in Abuja on Thursday
evening, where he said he had come to confer with
some of its officers.
In a confidential discussion with our correspondent,
he said he had come to brief the party on the success
of their legal work which made the court to order
that the new party be registered.
When our correspondent called him on the
telephone on Friday whether they were planning a
fresh legal option to compel INEC to comply with the
court order, he answered in the affirmative.
According to him, “Recall that I was at the national
headquarters of the ruling party in Abuja on
Thursday where I met our partners. We are working
together to move the nation forward and deepen our
renascent democracy.
“We have already fixed the dates for our convention
and we would pick our presidential and other
candidates for the elections. We expect INEC to give
us a chance as stated in the court order.”
However, it was learnt that one of the strategies of
the ruling party in connection with the YDP is to head
for the court and ask that the presidential election
be set aside, by pleading that the party was excluded.
“This is what we would do if President Jonathan loses
the elections,” a source at the national headquarters
of the party added.
But if the president wins, it was gathered that the
party would not show any interest in pursuing any
case in the court.
Nwofor, however, said that the party was interested
in contesting the election, adding that this was in
compliance with Sections 85 and 87 of the electoral
Act.
“Because of this, the party has fixed its governorship/
House of Assembly and Presidential and National
Assembly primaries for March 26 and 27
respectively,” he added.
It was gathered that the party cleverly picked the
dates in order to make sure that the election slated
for March 28 does not hold or to make it have a legal
proof for exclusion.
The party was believed to have known that
submission of candidates list for elections expired 60
days to the election.
An INEC official said that the “commission and
Nigerians are aware of the provision of the law on
this.”
Nwafor, however, said that his party had commenced
the sales of nomination forms due to the court
judgement. He said, “We have approved sales of
nomination forms as follows; Presidential (N15m),
governorship (N3m), Senate (N1m), House of
Representatives (N500,000) and House of Assembly
(200,000).”
He described the Wednesday’s judgement as victory
for democracy, rule of law and triumph over
impunity.
It was however gathered that the national leadership
of the new party was waiting for the commission to
reach out to it tomorrow on the judgement.
One of their elders, who spoke with our
correspondent, said that “we expect the commission
to reach out to us and ask us to send the names of
our presidential and other candidates.
“In the alternative, the commission can also reach
out to us, discuss with us and we may say that we are
not fielding candidates for the Presidential and
National Assembly elections, which come up first.
“The result of the discussion will determine what we
would do for the governorship and state Houses of
Assembly elections, which holds April 11.”
Efforts made to speak with the National Publicity
Secretary of the PDP, Mr. Olisa Metuh on the issue
failed. He neither picked nor responded to a text
message sent to him.

www.punchng.com/news/pdp-lays-fresh-ambush-against-election/

Ive tried to control my mouth smelling every morning when i wakeup but it seems there is no way for that.as far as you sleep with your mouth close through out the night,your mouth must smell well well in the morning..


Do you have a smelling mouth!!!

goldenone:
shocked @ a thousand times!!!
If the girl should curse him now they will say women are wicked...
Issokay
Sex before marriage is good?
Sex before marriage is not good?
Am confused

Sex be4 marriage is satan
If yu indulge in it,u will goto hellfire
Finish (in grandma tone)

Then she dey smell


Guy

Then she dey smell guy

There is no game that was so awesome as this one during our childhood.i could remember my friend nsikak coming to our house early as 6am then going back 5pm in the evening if they have taken light is that ooo...
Omor no hunger,no other stuff,na jus the game on our mind.but if they take light,other hunger an stuff comes in us...
Do you rememba dis game

Fp tings

Who can get this right?
Assuming you were writing
The word "FVCK" and your
teacher finds you when you
Have just written FU, what other word can you
write to
confuse That teacher?

DROP YOUR
comments

MrKontrovErsy:
it happens to me too
av always asked that question

Then there is sth wrong with it
Im nad chewing it again

Nonsense

Ive been noticing this that whenever im chewing gum after ive taken in food it makes me feel more hungry wanting to eat more food..is chewing gum really not good at all as it brings more hunger

Pls do you observe too

That bucket eeehh be4 i finish bafing,e don tear some parts of my skin..damn

It is only indomie generation missed this.gone are those days when we dont send anybody..
God bless my grandma that she bought that iron bucket,,,,

aanumama:
Change is what we need
Change is what we seek, and
Change is what we will get God willing!
We are tired of useless power,that oppresses the masses!

Look at all these kpomor girls

aminashy:
APC WITCHCRAFT BROOM CARRYING PARTY


The Schizophrenic sick Pa Buhari is a terrorist, deranged old brainless super clueless bastard
Apc is boko haram
Thiefnu.bu is a pedophile and a cocain sniffer

Buhari can only be president in sambisa and shekau would hand over to him.

Osinbajo is fake and a loafer

Amechi and Fashola are errand boys

And tinubu is a castrated rastofebian bisected by defrauded monkeys in akamkpa zoo in 1995..
God punish aniting APC

vickerz:
LOOK AT HOW PEOPLE ARE SPOILING THE FUTURE OF THEIR CHILDREN.. GEJ IS D WORSE THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO NIGERIA..

HE REDEFINED CURRUPTION AND STEALING


VOTE FOR CHANGE..

#CHANGE

#I HAVE DECIDED

#CHANGE IS POSSIBLE

Go hug yursef for transforma
We dey to connect the light
Ishi

Lols


OLODO 5

missjenna:
I believe its just a fetish some men have.

If I see my man sniff my underwear, I would just laugh it off.
At least its not one of those sadistic fetishes like necrophilia or erotophonophilia

Yu dey madt
Kall me mak i tell yu on fone

09033920619

vizkiz:
really? You mama in hell?
I am so sorry to see that

Wooo small dude still in dah secondary skool..

Bleep fela kuti who showed out dee way to these ZOMBIES

Lols

SARS parading keke drivers who violated the rule of conduct in our area,,,they are just crying out for help..

God help keke drivers ni

vizkiz:
nice advert!

You look like a piece of shiit by the way

Woo that was so a awkward statement,maybe like yur mama in hell fire

Cat beget cat
Dog beget dog
Goat beget goat
White species beget white species
Black species beget black species

Somebody is lying

Yu cnt yan me nonsense

This girl wan try me..chek out ma face

No make up

You will see how women in thier closet stay more than 2hours to figure out if thier face or outfit is really cool to thier taste before going out for anything.sometimes it becomes worst when in marriage when thier husband wants togo out with them you will notice a delay from the woman all because of wanting to be more shiner.
But in the case of men,they dont have time for such,they finish thier bath,go into thier room,dress up and come out at no time wastage but after a while,you will see a handsome looking man without makeup,jus natural.

My question now is,in the world of man and woman,sincerely speaking,amongst these two species,who are the most beautiful through natural judgement...
Cool comments welcome