₦airaland Forum

datguru:
My friend shut up

I pity all of you, this is the end of this scam called Nigeria, just keep calm and see how the country goes before may 29th. We will blow up the whole pipeline and put this scam called Nigeria in a chaos, maybe then you people will take us serious

Look at all these yeyecious and yimyimcious being who have in thier scapula region a caspinated ganad making them claptrap gibberish and vomite bunches of rigmaroles...
Idi0t

Master president buhari abeg karry all dis jagoons dwn prison..mbok

Especially godswill akpabio

Thankyu

Thats my request

Yurs sincerely
Daniel michael

Lols

Una no knw akpabio for akwa ibom state

umana shud go and steal his fathers pot of soup not coming out to claim #we need change here#.e easy??

#Unam#
See dier fvcking head

GEJ till nairalander stop posting fake result and media result..

vickylala239:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/03/28/umana-calls-for-cancellation-of-election-in-akwa-ibom/

ma babie.hw re yu

Pdp all dee way
Umana shud go and die

We where just standing in queue observing voting as normal,eventually 2 landcruisers drove in and open fire in air in unit6 in ikot ntuen oku community in akwa ibom state,scaring people away and they took away 4 ballot boxes,4 corpers, and 3 policemen..

As we are talking now so many people have not voted even i!!!i just dont know the kind country we are in.

INEC Champion League
final

Date:28 march 2015

Ticket: PVC

Kickoff: 9am

Venue: Estadio De Polling
Booth

Capacity: 68million

Referee: prof. Attahiru
Jega

Club: PDP FC vs APC FC

Defending champion:
PDP

PDP FC formation
5:3:2

Line up
Patience Jonathan Gk
Ngozi okonjo iweala
David mark
Edwin Clark
Ayo fayose (yellow card)
Goodswill Akpabio
Adamu Muazu
Nnamadi sambo
Gabriel suswan
Olusegun mimiko
Goodluck jonathan
(captain)

Substitution:
Fani kayode
Musiliu obanikoro
Reuben Abati
John okupe
Federick fasheun
Olisa metuh
Coach: Asari Dokubo



APC FC formation 4:3:3

Lineup:
Rotimi Amaechi
Bola Tinubu
Babatunde Fashola
Rochas Okorocha
John oyegun
Muhammadu Buhari
(captain)
Abubakar Atiku on loan
from pdp fc
Aminu Tambuwal
Bisi Akande
Adams oshiomole
Yemi osibanjo ( on loan
from Redeemed Camp
FC)

Substitution:
Kayode fayemi
Rauf Aregbesola
Bukola Saraki
Lai Muhammed
Nasir El-rufai
Abike Dabiri
Coach Sir Olusegun
Obasanjo (former PDP
FC coach dat helped dem
to win treble).

Predict d score line
correctly and win a trip
to wonderland in borno
state.

Ive been tinking that jega is a neutral man for GMB and GEJ but until now i realised the reason why he wants evribody have thier respectives PVC.

Now here is the full meaning of PVC

P:please

V:vote

C:change

Please vote for change(PVC)

Greeny02:
Electrical electronics bawo? Have you forgotten prestigious Computer Science

Thats the best course ever in dis life and on planet earth..you could work in any company in this world,not nigeria alone

Dee most prestigious course in nigeria and in the world is computer science and engineering..you could work in any company or any place on this earth..

I recommend anybody and everybody computer science

Look at this foto below..

Which kind of change will you go for

Me i have mysef unda dee unbrella ooo

VOTE WISELY

Look at how buhari and GEJ begging for my PVC.

My pvc on saturday is jus 10k@buhari and GEJ

Thumbs up

All politicians in nigeria are jus this

I always ask dis question if there is no way we can live our lives without all these hypocrites decievers.we live without government people...

I gat no time to vote for anybody

omenka:
Exercise in futility when he has the seal of Witches and Wizards, Ijaw Diety, and Ogboni Confraternity over his head.

Jonathan, no manner of prayers and endorsement will save you from your impending defeat. Your fate is sealed.

Sai Grandpa.

Guy wait
Yu be God wher dey decide peoples fate??
U dey pray for peoples failure,hw yu go expect yur progress in life.
1st of all,God punish yu

MoonCares:
Please I need advice from matured people.

There's this guy that am dating, he's so caring, lovely and humble. He is planning to marry me but he is short, though I have not gathered the courage to tell him my fears. Am average 5ft, but am taller than him. So am afraid that our kids will be short.

Please my fellow NL, I need your advice, I don't want to make mistakes in marriage. Though I have been praying to God for the right man.

Babie im 6.5ft tall and im lookin for a average babe like yu...pls wher re yu..

firstEVA:
abeg jor, it's penis that disvirgins nothing else.

Yu dey craze oooo

Wen once yu open up that poo place weda tru fingering or penising,uve disvirgin yasef..

Finish.

She is encouraging fingering

Nonsense

Anoda transformation in GEJ administration.

Vote wisely for more transformations

Assignment

Simple

MRLINGTON:
Notin will Happen..hes gon contest nd Win



Sai Buhari

Hw will he win wen yu just failed in yur eng language.dis is hw all those apc gays and knuckle-draggers fail in thier exams and not bliving in education and not having certificates.

Oluwawa noro ni
GEJ till boko haram kill buhari,thier master in chief of boko harams

Woe un2 any bleaching person or person that adores bleaching for michael jacksons pains is your portion

Saheed9:
i'm very sure the elephant is feeling uncomfortable. If dem like make dem use Lion join.
I'm for Change
sai buhari

Change in what?

Idiot

Lols..hypicrisy in totality

I used to have this particular philosophy of no clothes,shoes excuses not togo to church.infact it always comes when i dont have shoes and clothes for church,they wont be any spirit of church,but when i started having some clothes and shoes,i develop dis predilection for church,the spirit jus come.so is that rilly a condition for church going and not going??

Wen u lost ur 50 naira and someone
picked it and
later come to
purchase something of #10 at ur shop
and u gave
the person back the balance of #40 without
knowing that
d money
belongs to u.
Pls can someone with sharp brain tell me
how
much u're loosing?. Let see those wit sharp
brain,

He is building prisons for jonathan and patience jonathan and other pdp holders

Nonsense

Fvcking 8 days to election,what do you think

RE-ELECTION OR FRESH PRESIDENT

Look at how we mock GOd in church.

When the people on pulpit is mocking the congregation.

This is always rampant in church
Check out thier shoes on sunday...

Pinkiedearie:
1 and 3..can't sleep naked o!

Na me yu dey form for or na yursef?

No wahala naaa

Lets be so real in here

Ive been thinking its money all the way but he said first seek him and all other things will be added..

But that money eeeehhhh

All of yu here re claptrapping balderdash and vomiting bunches of rigmaroles at will and profusely dafting on proclivities,ad-infinitum.

Non of yu cud decipher what de grand theft(obj) said.

Government asinine and puirile ratiocinnations..

Nonsense

Cant we live without the government or political nonsense in nigeria
Im tired of all these political brouhaha



Nonsense

Staying for 1week without taking your bath

Staying for 5days without washing your mouth(teeth)

Staying for 1week without eating

Staying for 7days without thinking

Staying for 1week without taking your drugs(patient)

Staying for 1week without washing your clothes

Staying for 2days without washing your pants(girls)

Staying for 2days without washing your boxers(guys)

Staying for 1week without urinating and deficating

Staying for 7days without reading

Staying for 5days without sweeping your room

After excretion without cleaning yur bombom

After urinating without cleaning your pad(girls)

Wear trouser without boxers(guys)

Go on a skirt without pant(girls)

Staying for 2months without shaving your pubic region

Staying 21days dry fasting(no water,no food) orr yu be jesus christ

Eating food with yur nose

Waking up in the morning without yur mouth smelling

Sure as hell yu wont be able to do the above stuffs
Then chill,karry life easy