₦airaland Forum

1. “As a retired general, Mr. President is well aware of the serious and daunting challenges any military will face in its operations in the most difficult and densely populated Niger Delta region"

2. “The creeks are so heavily polluted with oil, rendering them highly inflammable. It will take the firing of a few high explosive shells to set the whole area on fire, resulting in the inestimable collateral damage among innocent civilians"

3. “It is also difficult to see how an armed conflict can secure our oil and gas assets in the region. Instead, it will aid the destructive activities of the militants and lead to the total shutdown of all oil and gas operations in the area.”

4. “Besides, the Niger Delta militants cannot be said to be terrorists in the real sense of the word"

A word is enough for the wise! But with the Daura man.....

Did he say that?.... It is true that commonsense dictates that you appoint men and women you can trust. But if most of the people you trust are from one section of the country and practice the same religion, then you and all of us are living in insecurity.

Wonders!

Stale!

Meanwhile..... Akinyemi Monsurat Olajumoke

goshen26:
Hmmmmm.... Finally we have one Yoruba.


My observation now..


Out of 100% crime by Nigerians home n abroad that TRIBE takes 95%, while other tribes shares 5%....


That tribe is originally called 5% in election, but 95% in crime, while other tribe are 95% in election of PMB and 5% in crime...


Anyway clap for 95% crime people...I no mention name oo

VERY KEY!

1. Make sure you consider the information you fill in the visa form online before you submit. They will background check each information and will ask you questions on those that don't check out. They will ask for evidence on that score either to verify that you are lying or telling the truth!

2. For every information you fill in the online visa form, ensure to have matching evidence with you at the interview. Separate your documents into - Birth, Education, employment, bank, properties - for easy retrieval at the interview. Use different sticker notes to demarcate them.

3. When asked "where precisely are you going?" DO NOT REPLY - "San Francisco California" Look the officer in the eye and say "12 North Edge Avenue, Scotch Plains, New Jersey" (nor go quote wetin i write here o!) Be sure of the address - memorize it with its ZIP CODE.

4. If they ask "where do you work?", Answer correctly and at the same time, push your complimentary card through the cubicle hole to the officer. It worked for my wife!

5. Be composed and look the officer in the eye when they ask questions. Shifting eyes implies there's something being hidden!

I have never been turned down by the Grace of God because i say it as it is while looking them in the eye. My first experience, the guy who gave me, my wife and son visa never asked for a single document. All submitted online information checked out i presume. He asked for our passport and then asked my son if he enjoyed the last trip to Istanbul. Trust my little parrot na! Shushing him only made the officer laugh and say, "leave him, he's just a kid. I have approved your application" Same geezer that bounced everyone before we stood in front of him. Na Godwin!

Another tranquilizer for the zombies! It is no longer GEJ because that record is no longer selling. It is no longer PDP because that is not selling as well. It is now a phantom "10 big boys". Soon they will blame Ooni of Ife that it is his white rod of ifa that is responsible.
Oya zombies, another sugar for una tea, drink!

First they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist
Then they came for the Socialists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist
Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for the Jews
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew
Then they came for me
And there was no one left

Pastor Martin Niemoller.

Your turn dey front. Soon.

omenka:
Reno is just one redundant oaf, and so are those who agree with him. We have seen people call Buhari even worse names than a dog.

It is one thing to call someone a dog and it is another to call a dog someone and then go ahead to write the the person's name on it- all this in a peaceful environment.

Had Buhari been a tyrant, no one would waste their time suing the idiot- they would simply throw his sorry ass in jail and have his dog swallow the keys.

I wonder why he didn't name his dog after his father- abi him like Buhari pass him papa??

....and beat you up so bad you resembled his last wife!...

dra1987:
I had a dream abt Dino melaye, that he took me to his house

John Ige Damilola, David Chibuike

NCAN verdict: Brothers for lyfe!

Tinubu and Lai will be given wailers forms after payment of $1m each. Amaechi form na free...but na after collecting 100 lashes on his naked butt for inside Wuse market in the afternoon!

able20:
The Apc scammers are applying for forms, then Pdp will hike the fees.
I learnt that the chief Zombies Tinubu, Ameachi and Lai Mohamed are eyeing the WAILERS forms

Abeg kip quiet! Didn't you hear the emir say we should not criticize Bubu and by extension APC. Where Deji Adeyanju DEJI!!!! If you give Falana Wailers form, you will wail!

I agree. Since you say age is just a number, d man dey enjoy sha! Choi, fresh tomato, firm and succulent!

kings09:
That's y I said age is jst a number. If d emir had considered wat u jst said, he wldnt hv married d gal. So age is jst a number

If you say it is okay, at 55yrs, i will chop your 18 year old daughter yam....then consider marrying her afterwards, as my 3rd wife. Be cool!

He was 36 when the baby was born.

kings09:
Naso. Age is jst a number

No sire. Since the North will need who will serve them........

jide219:
what your problem with the west, do u feel threatened by the west

55 - 19 = 36.

Make sure South West goes with the North. We will be extremely happy if and when they find oil! Phew.....at last....

PFRB:
The so called South South and Niger Delta can now see how foolish they have been. Very soon the North will be championing secession and you guys will be on the other end of the stick. Abuja plus oil in the north nails you guys finally.

This is all i can say...that God will bless GEJ for us all! When i remember... http://scannewsnigeria.com/news/amaechis-true-confession-i-never-knew-the-railway-was-working-as-jonathan-claimed/

The economy is bad. Is that not why they elected Buhari? I thought by now we should be seeing how Buhari's administration is better than Jonathan's in the management of the economy. Wo, anything you say about Jonathan being bad, i agree. Show us how Buhari is better. Na beg i dey!

You are sorry abi? Tomorrow be making fake analysis with equally fake insights when with what you have told us, you know nothing!

Checked and confirmed........South-South specimen. Quite distinct from the Western kind! .

Khd95:
Head coordinator NCA south east zonal head quarters.....pls come and examine this specimen

Mind you it's only 1 year and few months into this administration but......as they say.....Karma...

While those who gave us this "gofment" are fighting themselves everywhere... ..see how their people from Katsina are enjoying "Change"

While Jonathan is making headlines in Zambia (bless his soul ) headlines in Nigeria from Buhari's State reads......

While APC members are slugging it out...in the news Guardian front page today....

karma en!

All Padding Congress. - APC

Epic!

“We have seen pictures of Wife of the Senate President, Toyin Saraki with President Barrack Obama’s wife, Michelle. We also saw pictures of Mrs. Patience Jonathan with Michelle Obama when she visited the USA. Where are Aisha Buhari’s pictures with the First Lady of USA and major government officials from the country? Or could she have arrived and departed from the USA like a spirit?"

Missile!

Thank you Buhari...buh there's more work to be done. These people still have strength to talk...so more work. Enforce policies that will push the price of garri to 2k per measure sir! Tell Fashola to use the EDCs to push d price of electricity higher sir! Is there a way air can be bottled and sold instead of searching for oil in d Chad basin? Pls sir, let's sell air to them at 5k for coke bottle worth of air and they will surely keep quiet like our cow that follows Sani! Buh welldone sir for d good job so far!

He has sacrificed his life for me to make it in life!

But here they are on NL protesting the ban! Guy leave that your talk abeg! Trump is right!

kobonaire:
moderate Muslims need to join the fight against radical Islam.

If so, then why are your "moderate muslims" protesting the ban on "Radical islamic mosque?"

kobonaire:
Trump called for an outright Muslim immigration ban in America. He even went further to say that Islam is not compatible with 'western values'. Trump is Islamaphobic.
What France has done is target radical Islam - there is a big distinction. Even moderate Muslims should be involved in tackling the cancer in their system known as Islamic terrorism.

SENSE! BUT WHAT HE WANTS TO DO IS DEPORT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, BLACKS, LATINOS, WHITES, ETC ALL WHO ARE IN AMERICA ILLEGALLY!

ThisCouldBeUs:
[size=15pt]Support Trump. Make America great again. . Some people be talking ish because he wants to make America safe with more jobs for her real citizens. I support deportation of illegal immigrants and Africans. Go develop your countries. Parasites. [/size]

Once in a while we need such romantic pictures and sensational story to remind us about our humanity and the fact that we are emotional beings! God has compensated this family in many ways and i like it, especially HER spirit (positive).

Congratulations to your twin! From grace to grace!