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Romance / Re: What's Your Opinion? She's 16 And I'm 22 by DankPineapple: 7:10pm On Jun 20
Jayrockk:
Good day nairalanders in the house smiley. Now bfr i say what i want to say, some or maybe y'all niggas might want to bash or criticize but it's allowed smiley. 0 fxcks will be given smiley.
So there's this pretty girl i met recently, the girl is too soft (soft fair skin, soft lips) the kind of girl your friends will be jealous of with wavy hair and all, the girl is a 10/10 kiss. We began to communicate and this girl is really getting into me more than i her. I really like her too and was considering making her mine but then i wanted to know her age and then she told she's 16 going to 17 this year and I was like Wtf! shocked. P.s she's still in sec school. She looks older than 16 aswr, she looks 18-19. I was really thrown aback cus i didn't want to look like a pedophile. Anyways i told her I'm 22 and she was even more enthusiastic about us and wants to even come to my house if possible meet my mom. I don't even know how my mom will react if she knows her age.
Now I'm in a dilemma whether i should be serious with her or i should just back down a little bit.
Your opinions pls. Like I said earlier, feel free to criticize but zero fxcks will be given grin
I didn't need to read your bs after seeing the description PEDO
Family / Re: My Girl Just Delivered A Bouncing Baby Boy, Congrats To Me - Photos by DankPineapple: 7:06pm On Jun 20
Airforce1:
Yesterday I shared photos of my woman's baby bump, today this morning , she just delivered a bouncing BABY BOY.

He weighed 3.3

Mother and child are in perfect health condition.

Congrats to me .

It is too late to fail, Amen.
He looks like me tho.. ahem
Romance / Re: Please Help!!! My Cousin Sister Always Gives Me Seductive Touches. by DankPineapple: 7:04pm On Jun 20
Your cousins sister is still your cousin wtf
Education / Re: Where Will I Work With Bsc Physiology? by DankPineapple: 7:29pm On Jun 03
Guy get your masters and PhD and teach physiology, continue the pyramid scheme you have found yourself in
Celebrities / Re: Lady Accuses Dbanj Of Raping Her In A Hotel In 2018 After She Refused His Money by DankPineapple: 7:23pm On Jun 03
Why not, if he breathe he a rapist
Education / Re: #openourcampuses: Nigeria Students Agitate For The Reopening Of Schools by DankPineapple: 7:18pm On Jun 03
LatestTori4Town:


If religion is essential, education is essential. If the economy is essential, education is more essential. Open Our Campuses

Nigeria Students are beginning to agitate for the reopening of schools across the nation which has been closed down for over two months now due to the Coronavirus pandemic. Most have taken to social media to agitate and call on other students to engage in an online protest against the continuous lockdown of schools.

Comr. Akpobasah Omokri, president of the National Association Of Delta State Student NADESSTU, Federal University Otuoke Chapter, Bayelsa State in his reaction states that if it is safe for the federal government to reopen religious centres and markets, then it’s also safe for schools to be reopened.

Nigeria Student Leaders Demand Immediate Reopening Of Schools And Campuses
“If it is safe for churches to open, schools can open. If social distancing can be observed in the market, then students can observe it. If it is safe for traders to go to the market, students can also go to the classrooms. If it is safe to resume aviation, it is safe to open schools. The continuous shutdown of our campuses only points out that the educational sector is the least prioritized sector in Nigeria.”

According to him, so far, there are about 509 confirmed cases in Tanzania. For two weeks now, there have been no reports of new cases. Tanzanian government never adopted the total lockdown approach. Instead, The government placed more emphasis on individuals maintaining personal hygiene. The president stated that there is no point locking people down when the government can’t provide for them.

Another Tori4Town: Orji Kalu Released From Prison On Court Orders

Continuation of the lockdown in Nigeria will be of no effect. A total waste of time. Open the economy and all other sectors and let the citizens adapt to the new normal. COVID-19 will surely not be here forever but it is not leaving soon. Until it leaves, let’s live with it, he said.

I call on every Nigerian Student to use their Twitter handle to demonstrate a non-violence protest, lets shed our grievances to the Federal Government of Nigeria. It’s been over two months since we have been kept out of school.

The Government claimed there was Covid-19 in the Country, we obeyed all the necessary measures but now they have decided to reopen religious centers, Markets, and local flights and also promised to announce a date to reopen international flights, while nothing at all is been said regarding our resumption date.

I feel the Federal Government is scared of facing ASUU by using Covid-19 as a cover and we the Nigeria Students are tired of being the grass who suffers each time the two elephants get on each other’s neck.

Our future is as at stake if we continue staying at home while other aspects of the Society is gradually returning to normal...
Read FULL story on Tori4Town

Which mad students want school to open, we were about to write exam before corona/ASUU and my brain is empty af now
Programming / Re: League Of Legends by DankPineapple: 2:19pm On Mar 25
What region are you? I'm in euw
Gaming / Re: 10 Best Video Games Boss Battles Of The Decade by DankPineapple: 2:17pm On Mar 25
SabineSSS:
I love GTA 5 and the League of Legends. I used to play a lot of time in them, but now I have little free time for this.
if you still play league of legends, I'm in euw "getlostscrub" hmu
Politics / Re: Kogi Gov Test Positive To Corona Virus by DankPineapple: 2:12pm On Mar 25
Fancymam:
The governor of kogi state yayha Bello is reported to have tested positive for the corona virus
if this is legit I was low key waiting
Computers / Laptopsale by DankPineapple: 12:39pm On Sep 12, 2019
How much can I get for a laptop with a bad motherboard? Everything else is fine
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels TOMBOY Life Continue as She Shows New Move Behind Her BENZ. VIDEO by DankPineapple: 5:18pm On Aug 19, 2019
Joystark:


Billie Eilish is the bad guy... cool
How could anyone come close??
maad grin
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels TOMBOY Life Continue as She Shows New Move Behind Her BENZ. VIDEO by DankPineapple: 5:16pm On Aug 19, 2019
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Family / Re: I'm Worried About My Son's Behaviour. Is He Normal? by DankPineapple: 10:15am On Aug 19, 2019
Imo there is nothing wrong with him , beating him will get you nowhere

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels TOMBOY Life Continue as She Shows New Move Behind Her BENZ. VIDEO by DankPineapple: 10:02am On Aug 19, 2019
It tries to copy Billie eilish but doesn't even come close
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by DankPineapple: 5:17pm On Aug 08, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbN0nX61rIs

Some artists don't just get enough credit

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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by DankPineapple: 7:38am On Aug 03, 2019
Ajr's Neotheather wasn't all bad
Of Monsters and men's Fever dream was even worse..

Still listening to when we all fall asleep by Billie Eilish
Celebrities / Re: Billie Eilish Commands The Stage During Coachella Weekend Two by DankPineapple: 7:35am On Aug 03, 2019
Billie eilish still my future waifu
Music/Radio / Re: "Classic 50 Songs": 9ice Releases 50 Track Album by DankPineapple: 7:34am On Aug 03, 2019
DissTroy:

It depends on the genre and the quality of the artiste.

I'd listen to a 150-track album by Jon Bellion, Johnny Drille, Billie Eilish, Anne Marie, James Arthur or Passenger all on repeat for a month and never get tired. Most connoisseurs of beautiful, quality music would too.
forgot she
Celebrities / Re: Would you slap her for N1m? by DankPineapple: 3:49pm On Mar 30, 2019
I'd slap 10 times for 1/4 that money my dude
Technology Market / Re: HP Stream 13-c002dx Touchscreen Notebook PC by DankPineapple: 7:30pm On Mar 22, 2019
TDonald:
Na this Rubbish you wan sell for 75k undecided

US used ko Afghanistan Used ni
I swear, I saw 2GB ram, I had to clean my eyes
Business / Re: I Want To Give 10k Each To 3 Lucky Persons by DankPineapple: 3:09pm On Feb 25, 2019
benson4u:
Just tell me here what can 10k do for you with clear explanation. If your explanation is splendid enough I will send you the 10k. Please don't tell me you want to use it to solve family problems or pay debt. I need you to tell me what you will do with the 10k to generate something for you. Unlike trademoni 10k that you will have to pay back, mine is free. Remember to testify here if eventually given.
ill buy a guitar, i always wanted to learn how to play
Education / Re: Breaking ! ASUU Currently In Talks With FG (friday) by DankPineapple: 3:41pm On Feb 01, 2019
ASUU can smd
Education / Re: This Is Serious!!! The Oldest Known Earth Has Been Found by DankPineapple: 3:39pm On Feb 01, 2019
If you consider that at one point, the moon was once part of the earth, ( fission theory) this really isn't news worthy
Gaming / Re: What Upsets You The Most In Playing Video Games And How Do You React? by DankPineapple: 5:16pm On Jan 29, 2019
Sparklar:



i got too salty..what server are u playing at..cant seem to find u anywhere
North America
Gaming / Re: PUBG Lite Might Be Coming To LOW-END Pc's. My Potato Brothers Jubilate :-D by DankPineapple: 2:48pm On Jan 29, 2019
LucemFerre:
Based on reports from IBT PUBG would be made available for lower end PCs with the below specs hopefully, to be at par in recommended requirement with competitor Fortnite and for CS:GO players to have another option.

It's currently only available in Thailand, going trough its beta-testing stage
Whether or not it would be released globally, time will tell

Proposed PUBG Lite System Requirements For Laptops And Desktops:

OS
Laptops 64-bit Windows 7, 8, 10
Desktops 64-bit Windows 7,8 & 10 series

CPU
Laptops 2.4GHz Intel Core i3
Desktops 2.8GHz Intel Core i5

RAM
Laptops 4GB
Desktops 8GB

GPU
Laptops Intel HD Graphics 4000
Desktops NVIDIA Geforce GTX 660/ AMD Radeon HD 7870

HDD
Laptops 4GB
Desktops 4GB

but it's still not free
Gaming / Re: What Upsets You The Most In Playing Video Games And How Do You React? by DankPineapple: 2:47pm On Jan 29, 2019
Sparklar:


Yes.. But I got suspended on my main account.. Add "justgotbanned14" if u wanna play.

not found gee

http://prntscr.com/mdrf8n
Gaming / Re: What Upsets You The Most In Playing Video Games And How Do You React? by DankPineapple: 2:39pm On Jan 29, 2019
Sparklar:


Yes.. But I got suspended on my main account.. Add "justgotbanned14" if u wanna play.
lol why?

you dey play bots? or pvp

xxAbsolutezero
Gaming / Re: What Upsets You The Most In Playing Video Games And How Do You React? by DankPineapple: 9:56am On Jan 28, 2019
LucemFerre:
Me: When I do the same thing AI did and I get different result leading me to lose

Reaction: Hit my controller on the wall, slam my mouse or sh!t stomp the space bar of my keyboard cheesy

When there's lag, I just blame Naija network and start again. Naija problems will not cost me another controller cheesy

Guy, u still dey play league?
Gaming / Re: What Upsets You The Most In Playing Video Games And How Do You React? by DankPineapple: 9:55am On Jan 28, 2019
When I manage to deal more damage and somebody comes and takes my kill

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TV/Movies / Re: Thread For Anime Lovers by DankPineapple: 6:20pm On Nov 30, 2018
nani667:
Darker than Black...

Anime just bringing bringing female characters and Killing them off every episode


Wasted Oppai

no shit, the few females they decided not to kill are either flat or a figment of someones imagination, or both like suou
TV/Movies / Re: Thread For Anime Lovers by DankPineapple: 11:30am On Nov 22, 2018
nani667:



That's the only annoying thing for me in the Anime

Epic OP characters just dying hopelessly

Imagine a while bossman Tatara.... He just Slumped and died after one Stab... He took much more damage than that in Previous Seasons without even flinching, and Baba just fell and died after he was stabbed once


Desperate Plot Holes.... They're basically just rushing the Anime and wanna Pack plenty stuff in 12 episodes... The fight scenes are good enough quality, but it is too short... OP high Class Ghouls are just dying allover the place like fodder

tokyo ghoul is one of those manga > anime shows,

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