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Education / Re: JAMB Results For 2018 UTME - Checking Thread Now Open by DankPineapple: 7:22am On Mar 13, 2018
Wrote yesterday can't find mine
Religion / Re: My Genotype Changed To AA After Kumuyi Visited Our State For Crusade by DankPineapple: 9:39pm On Mar 11, 2018
The gullibility of Nigerians will never cease to amaze me

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Education / Re: STUNNING PHOTOS: Boy Rides On Donkey To School by DankPineapple: 9:17pm On Mar 11, 2018
Idydarling:
that's a horse sir
Nigerians will not kill me with headache

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Romance / Re: She's Only 16 But She Fine Scatter, Her Body Dey Mad Person! by DankPineapple: 11:38am On Mar 08, 2018
Obyknow:
Flea!! !!
Child Abuse cry
lice ko , flea ni

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Romance / Re: PICTURES: The Chat of a Nice Guy Vs. a Bad Boy. [Screenshots] by DankPineapple: 12:27am On Mar 08, 2018
The second guy kinda sounds like a douche, besides if she already likes you I don't think being nice will change her "agenda" . . Unless she was after the money in the first place
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy And Rihanna Carrying Korede Bello In Edited Family Photo by DankPineapple: 7:32am On Mar 07, 2018
What's with that ugly ass baby
Phones / Re: What Kind Of Useless Network Is Glo ? by DankPineapple: 4:48pm On Mar 06, 2018
Mustiboy:
cryI've been seeing people complaining about Glo's network but I had never used it for myself until now.
My data just dey do SOLDOER GO, SOLDIER COME grin since I on am. The data comes and go every 40 seconds.
Now I can't even reply my whatsapp messages neither can watch YouTube videos.
Is anyone here experiencing this ish?
tbh I'm fed up, switched from 4g to 3g, problem is still there.. I can't even peacefully play clash royale
Romance / Re: Please Help. See What I Saw On My Girl Internet Facebook Page.. by DankPineapple: 4:37pm On Mar 06, 2018
Caustics:
commit suicide in choba river
Legend grin
Romance / Re: Met Me And My Babe, The Most Handsome And Cutestest Couple On Town by DankPineapple: 5:06pm On Mar 05, 2018
Hawt
Education / Re: What Is This Body Beside The Sun Called by DankPineapple: 8:07am On Mar 05, 2018
Aye , they finally came to pass judgement on buhari

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Education / Re: 2018/2019 Admission Process Thread Guide by DankPineapple: 7:13pm On Feb 28, 2018
DrBESTJC:
JAMB ENGLISH.

Fill in the blank space with the correct option.

Do you think all............not enough to help the investigations?
(A) these informations are
(B) this informations is
(C) this information is
(D) these information are


See me see englishoooooo........when I thought I have known it all......LOL....
Abeg grammarians here help out...

SHOW FULL WORKINGS..........don't say I made a mistake......this one pass maths grin
C
information has no plural
Education / Re: JAMB 2018 Mock Exam - Live Updates! by DankPineapple: 12:26am On Feb 27, 2018
DrBESTJC:
I have written my mock examination,and I thank God this is just mock...........I go say e dey bittersweet

We came in the morning and were required to pay 700 naira to be permitted to write the exam and I can say that JAMB is just milking nigerian students dry through this exam.We paid 700naira for the mock registration and just a day or two to the mock exam date, they sent us a message requiring us to pay another 700naira to be able to write the mock.........anyway,na naija we dey!

We did thumbprinting and went into the hall with CCTV cameras mounted at strategic positions.At about 9:00AM,we were asked to log in and write.
........and I logged in.....


I checked one of my most dreaded subjects PHYSICS.40 questions were asked and some of the questions I could recall are these: (please let somebody solve and provide their answers.)
1: If y = A sin(750pt - 0.04px),determine the velocity of the wave.

2: P-type semiconductors are produced by doping the target materials with a....
(A) bivalent material
(B) pentavalent
(C) tetravalent material
(D) trivalent material

3:Optical fibre operates on the principle of
(A) diffraction of waves
(B) polarization of waves
(C) total internal reflection
(D) Refraction of waves

For CHEMISTRY....same 40 questions:
1:The action of ethyl chloride on ammonia will produce
(A) amino acid
(B) Primary amines
(C) secondary amines
(D) tertiary amines

2:Calculate the molar mass in g/mol of an alkyne represented by C11H16
(A) 112
(B) 124
(C) 208
(D) 100

3:Which of the allotropes of tin exists at room temperature
(A) monoclinic
(B) Rhombic
(C) grey
(D) white

For ENGLISH,60 questions were asked and about 7 questions from independence....it was ok

For BIOLOGY,40 questions were asked but tough.

MY EXPERIENCE AND ADVICE: I saw many questions lifted exactly from past questions.So it will be wise to study your pastquestions very well.Also TIME IS NO MAN'S FRIEND! Many people could'nt finish when their systems authomatically submitted their works.

I think this is enough to help a fellow aspirant.

In two/three weeks time,IT WILL ALL BE OVER!!!...........and I wish you guys an unprecedented success in your exams.....

Chemistry
1 should be primary amine, 2 should be 148g/mol.. Question seems wrong .. 3) White
Politics / Re: Nigeria Has 12 Int. Airports, 8 In The North, 1 In South by DankPineapple: 12:31am On Feb 25, 2018
Rip south
Romance / Re: If Your Score Is Less Than 40 You Need To Start Living (pix) by DankPineapple: 5:41pm On Feb 19, 2018
03 , my mom should be proud
TV/Movies / Re: Thread For Anime Lovers (NO HENTAI PLEASE) by DankPineapple: 5:39pm On Feb 19, 2018
Just finished corpse party, who wants to perform sachko's spell with me?
Education / Re: 2018/2019 Admission Process Thread Guide by DankPineapple: 5:17pm On Feb 17, 2018
DrBESTJC:
JAMB CHEMISTRY.

Three drops of a 1.0mol/dm^3 solution of NaOH are added to 20cm^3 of a solution of pH 8.4. The pH of the resulting solution will be.....
(A) close to that of pure water.
(B) unaltered
(C) greater than 8.4
(D) less than 8.4


Explanations will be highly appreciated.
solution is already an alkaline , adding a strong base like that only increases the alkalinity
Education / Re: 2018/2019 Admission Process Thread Guide by DankPineapple: 5:10pm On Feb 17, 2018
Im through with the physics syllabus and math so tell me if you need help
Education / Re: 2018/2019 Admission Process Thread Guide by DankPineapple: 5:09pm On Feb 17, 2018
DrBESTJC:
Still waiting for the solution.......JAMB is hereooooo,help out please....

11:1 power supplied = iv , power dissapiated = l^2*(r+R)
Religion / Re: Seun Doesn't Exist by DankPineapple: 12:50am On Feb 15, 2018
Why is this under religion though?

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Take Injection To Grow A Bigger Ass But Got A Shocking Result! by DankPineapple: 12:59am On Feb 11, 2018
Her thigh got thicc , so its not a complete loss
Phones / Re: Dose This Also Appear On Your Smartphone? Whats The Meaning? by DankPineapple: 12:59am On Feb 10, 2018
Godwin978:
what could this mean?

any time i place my hand above top screen (mainly on the front speaker)

this often appear, i dont know the meaning,

if you do know please explain
I think its something called anti inadvertently mode
Education / Re: Facts That Would Blow Your Mind. Vol 2. Picture Series by DankPineapple: 1:18am On Feb 08, 2018
That Bob Marley's song though xD

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by DankPineapple: 12:35am On Feb 07, 2018
marksooyinmiebi:


I really don’t know if they’ve started lectures or reg.

Come to the school and confirm. Thnxx
I'm states away lol
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by DankPineapple: 10:45am On Feb 06, 2018
marksooyinmiebi:







What’s your question?
I applied for remedial last year November but no news since then.. I already applied for jamb , just applied for the predegree for the extra advantage
TV/Movies / Re: 12 Over Hyped Movies Of 2017 by DankPineapple: 10:40am On Feb 06, 2018
forreelinc:


Didn't even bother with death note apart from samurai x, most movies based on animes suck
apparently I didn't learn my lesson after attack on titan lmao
TV/Movies / Re: 12 Over Hyped Movies Of 2017 by DankPineapple: 1:09am On Feb 06, 2018
Atomic Blonde was alright..

Death note was a letdown
Education / Re: . by DankPineapple: 1:02am On Feb 06, 2018
Tweak2k:
cryAm almost through with my university education. Currently, in 400Level 5 years course. I just checked my result was shocked to see my gp has dropped to 1.28. . I don't know what to do right now. Finding it difficult to believe it.

Right now I feel like a worthless black sheep .. Where do I start from? Can't go back to writing jamb again... I pray I don't get HBP... This shock and disappointment is killing.
I know I"ll be insulted by it's fine by me. Cause I accept it. embarassed cry feel like am cursed.
Cc lalasticala
Every loss acquired is due to ones lack of ability~ Jason(Tokyo Ghoul)
Curse your losses , your weaknesses and become strong ~Kaneki(Tokyo Ghoul)
Education / Re: My Diagram Vs What A Pupil Drew (pics) by DankPineapple: 12:46am On Feb 06, 2018
Your diagram is ugly af
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by DankPineapple: 12:45am On Feb 06, 2018
Ffs just one of you lot answering my question won't kill you
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by DankPineapple: 12:38pm On Feb 05, 2018
Someone please answer smh.. When does the remedial list come out

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