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ODAVI:
HELLO HOUSE, PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP ME WITH APPLICATION FEE PAYMENT. I have tried all my naira card is not going.
Please advised, i have the naira value. 40 dollar.
Please people

I can help you pay I have paid for several guys on here

Macaulay10:
Bros, if I am to use DHL to send transcripts to 3 different schools at the same time, will DHL charge 19.5k each on the three transcripts or the 19.5k covers the 3 transcripts

Use Nipost go to arrival Hall ask for post office there. Use regular mail but if you can afford registered mail do it. 5-7 days to deliever.

Chat this number 08057000003 on whatsapp PCRU. I give them details of the arrest and money they extucted from you.

SexyDenzel:
I've read and heard about the SARS issues and cruelty in Nigeria my useless country for months and got a taste of them last three weeks.
It was on a Friday evening I was at home with a friend of mine and another friend of ours cane around too and we were just discussing about different things, work at the office, contracts, the right business to invest in and a lot more. At a point I said well guys today is Friday we should just go out some nice spit in town and treat ourselves good and have a wonderful time. I wanted to call my main chick but I was like No, let's have a guys only time. So this is around 6-7pm so I have already had my bathe and dressed up, applied my cologne and other stuff and ready to ball for the night. I picked up my Mercedes car key and told my friend he will sleep over at my place since its weekend and no work tomorrow so no need to drive his car so we all set out.
Crank the engine of my beast and the nice headlight lit up and stuff and the CD I was playing when I came back started blaring from the speakers and we're set for the night adventure not knowing the SARS had another plan laid for us that night.

So We drove for about Ten minutes and I went to the ATM and withdrew some cash for the weekend and got back into my ride and we continued while discussing which of the best spots to go to.

About twenty minutes of driving we came back we ran into these Armed robbers you people call SARS, I was asked who owns the car and I said its mine is there any problem? He asked me to clear one side and I did and came out thinking since I've not committed any crime there won't be any problem little did I forget that I'm in Naija!!! chai I pity myself ooooooo.
So one of the criminals asked what do I do for a living, I wanted to blast him with what silky question is that, you should tell me why you stopped me then we can sort the issue out but I chilled and answered him and he asked for my papers and I gave it to him only for him to order my two friends out of the car and told them to join his team in the other vehicle that we're going to the station and I asked him for what? you stopped me and asked irrelevant questions and asked for my papers so what's the let's go to the station for? he just entered my clean ride with his dirty self, I wish I have a f**king gun I swear I would have out that pig down along the way.
He was the only one with me in the car while the other team where with my friend in their car so I said let's reach there first. Bro we got to the station and I pulled out my phone to make call and he said I should give him my phone, brother up till today that scene still de make me angry, A useless, unrefined, bastard was asking me to give him my phone that I'm not allowed to make call until they're done.
Brother I swear I hate this country so much and if there were gun stores where I can buy a sniper God knows how many SARS I would have shot from a secure point.
Meeeehn after everything I told him I'm not giving him shit, that he has no legal obligation to make or impose such action on me and asked him where in the law that says I can't make call and why the Bleep is he telling me all these nonsense?! I went through series of questioning like I was in America;
Am I under arrest?
What's am I being arrested for?
Do I have any contract with you or the force you represent?
You have no probable cause to request for my cell phones or hold me against my will as a citizen that have not committed any crime and have no right over me o boy taaaaa na who you de tell that one, I no know say wetin I de talk na for my pocket smh (FVCK NAIJA).
So I went inside the police station to see his superior and talk with him or her while my friends Haven't even arrived there yet.
He was still requesting for my phone and that I should follow him and sit down near one rickety chair and desk. Useless country, so I sat down and after so much to and fro hassles I while time is passing by around 7-8pm I finally gave him my phone, I wanted to call the area commander there but this fools severed all my connection to the outside world oooo.
I felt so mad and tried as much as I can to compose myself, so this bastard started going through my phones and when he saw my cousins he said yes that I'm a yahoo boy, it infuriated me that I wanted to fight him and beat hell out of him but omo na only me de oo and this people fit put hot lead inside man na him I just kept looking at him while he was scrolling he saw my pictures with him, where I was laughing with him and his sister last December when we travelled village and asked who are they and I told him they're my family members that where are my friends and why are they not here yet.
Bro mtchreew This country is the worst any human being can live in, I was held against my will and asked very stupid questions and I got so angry I started cursing them out in the station, I stood up and asked for their boss here and one of them saw how I was reacting and decided to lay a crime against me and labelled the head of a cult.
I was so angry, frustrated and tired and weak at the while situation that was just happening, I couldn't believe it. The one with my phone said that I'm a yahoo boy too and the picture with those white people ( my cousins looks so white, only brown hairs and brown eyes and they can speak Igbo better than anyone I know that's how you can tell that they're Africans but fvck naija) that I Photoshopped those pictures and bro things was getting out of control and I decided to calm down because these animals really are not humans and might do something erratic.
So one of them told me that one of my friend have started confessing, the lie made me laugh a little, you know that kind thing wey u go hear while you're angry but makes you laugh. If I had a bomb I would have done justice to that station and those licensed armed robbers.
I told him he should go to hell that he is a pig and he pulled his gun and I held the gun to prevent him from shooting at me ooo
chai I see something that night ooooooooooo.
Their boss now called me and we sat down and he was even worst and was shouting that I should write statement so that they will lock me up. I told him he doesn't know his job and it infuriated him m, I told him yes because in sane clime nine of them would have this job and we threw banters for a while and the brought paper and own I told then I'm not signing or writing shit that it they can read the line in the paper the gave me to write that it also said that one should not write any statement under duress or be forced to write one, that's its in their paper and not mine so that they should obey the law.
They didn't allow me to go or make call or anything and this have been happening from 7-10pm now and I was getting weak already and stressed but my anger wouldn't let it show though.
One brought cutlass and was brandishing it and making moves like he wants to cut me aiming for my arm I was ready to dodge it but he never swung his hand was making gestures but I know he's an animal with uniform and I was getting tired already.
I just sat down there in anger and few of them left and its now me the boss, a lady( one of them) and the idiot that was operating my phone.
One of them now called me that he wants to see me, I came out and met him, he now said that he wants to reason with me but I'm making everything hard and stuff that what if something happens to me now and a lot of other nonsense he was saying and I was asking him what he wants me to do and one of them from no where appeared and thundered that what am I doing outside?! and omg it was a horrible experience I was so fed up and they said that I must sleep here today.
The while situation is rolling in their favour, I was very tired at this point imaging hollerin from around 7 to 10 something.
Meanwhile they have been maltreating about four other guys that they brought in there like they brought me in, slapping and doing all sorts of things to them mtcheeew I hate this country and all politicians.

Please what's the estimate for Camry 2003? Corolla 2006,7

It's like taxify and uber. You pay to get registered as a subscriber

My dear, they will deny you flat! The best is for you to apply with just the invitation and be your sponsor to avoid disappointment and long stories . Note for such Visa travelling experience is highlynecessary

sultanfortune:
Hello house,
I want to pay application fee for Cleveland state university for my cousin,but GTB and other banks told me they have discontinued using their naira MasterCard for online payment.
Can someone here help me pay the fee of $40,while I pay into the person naira account please.
Hope to hear from someone

I can help you pay if you are ready

PDP is worse than APC so good luck should shotup and hide his face in shit. Nigeria Politicians are wicked people. And Nigerians are weak people we are the cause of our problem

How much will you sell the mattress alone

I need a good cook who can also bake. Can relocate to Minna. Free accommodation and good pay.

Please I need a shipping agent In china that can help me confirm a company if it's genuine, and also pay and ship Down to Nigeria. Thanks

Hello house!! Please anyone in GROFFA here?? I'm a member loss my to theft. Ever since I retrieved both sim and phone missing alot from the whatsapp group. Here is my whatsapp number 09090040008 kindly tell admin to adds me back.

magnificientzaz:
Hi, I'm Joy from Oredo LG in Benin city. I was born and raised in Warri. A graduate of Uniben. I currently live and work in Lagos State. Nice meeting u all and I'm hoping to meet my fellow Edos in Lagos.
I see you all my brothers and sisters.

I'm from Oredo as well graduate of civil engineering, resides in lagos but presently in benin for a construction job. 09090040008.

tempest01:
How old be your sister?

She is 25. Wilfred should be younger or same age as my sis

Correct guy! Ndidi thank you for bringing smiles to ur parents faces most especially your Mum. He is a product of command day ikeja. My younger sister sit mate in SS3 SILVER. He also a barack boy same ikeja block 13. He his a young lad.

WotzupNG:
more

See Iranian Muslim ladies as them fine inside hijab. Fine girls. Nigeria go wear hijab come look like ninja cover everywhere

With the names i believe they are not Nigerians and that's a right hand drive.

sheedy407:
In as much that i appreciate this pictures,i observed somethings.....

1-- It was said that the woman carring oxygen cant see,how come she was on the drivers seat inside the car on the express?
2-- Do we now have camera men standing in traffic taking photos?

I dont want to say this was staged because i just expressed my views on the picture.
Before you quote abt the right hand drive,the picture was taken in Africa

Hello house i have a question to ask, please a friend of mine application into a film production school as been accepted so they forwarded the bank account number where he is to send the deposit to, its a Citibank account, how do we go about the payment from here Nigeria? and again what and what does he need to apply for the Visa the duration of the course is from 03 February, 2017 to 30 November, 2017, thats a year. thanks and i awaits your reply.

i knew its new, was asking how durable is the product?

how strong is this your four burner gas cooker?

please house i need to know the current price of bag of flour and bucket of butter(15) Litter or more.

09090040008

please add me i have alot of question to ask!!!

When you get married be the Head of your Home!

Nigeria women are her without consciense after bringing you to America spending a wooping sum to send you to skool?!!!!! And later you Disrespect me your husband and control me? Walai I will not oonly kill her, her Family tree is Gone! Yeye dey smell! Very confused creatures

ItsQuinn:
And who says the wife can't be the head of a home? Here is a clear evidence
Matriarchy is gradually happening

Rent of and office space in AP Plaza is over 10 million Naira!!! Per Anum, Oposite CBN quaters nah wah ooh make dem seal the place men! People who have nailed the growth of the great Nation down.

Rilwayne001:
So it's okay to steal what doesn't belong to you and use it for your own purpose abi? Or you want to tell me that the owner of the plaza built it in other to let whosoever want to rent it in without any payment?

You need to change that PDP' brain of stealing is not kwaraption