₦airaland Forum

Vivly: Danny, you Said nothing about school, your course, religion, birth month?

Vivly: I wonder o. Of all things to talk about, it's tissue paper and water.
Btw, Is it toilet roll or tissue paper?

Nomski0: Not again. I just relapsed. Almost like I got worse to get better.


Thanks Dannylux. I hope things are cool with you.

Vivly: So, I should ask now ba?

Truckpusher: Damn! make una take am easy my Naija people ....una dey vex sha!

Apparently the eediot didn't ask questions about Nairalanders wella before embarking on this his failed mission

Meanwhile, Mr American without shishi,you miss road ni? abi cataract dun chop your eye ?

oya pack one side joor before you carry your American poverty break this my newly acquired truck.

And FYI most foreigners that comes to Nigeria thinking that getting laid is as easy as getting an NL acct. gets disappointed as they usually end up in the club and hotels running after the undesirable elements of the society even with their over sized boobs and cuvnt that has lost alignment.

When you show up in Naija ,settle down and go close to the locals of that particular area where you've decided to visit i'm dead sure that you'll get a good wife material but if you show up with this your over inflated American ego syndrome bullshiit na better polythene bag you go carry go back.

Once again welcome to NL where you'll meet almost every Nigerian character ,and ermm..please watch your tongue before they'll put you where you belong .Nigerians don't have respect for anyone that tries to put them down if you like be an Amerikpokpo or American even Alien, they only respect the fact that those who wants to go for second wave of slavery will be welcomed somehow in your country.....shikena

Vivly: Danny don run. Seems he's scared of my question.

psky: As in, I suppose know oh, chai! No wonder he dey laugh like that.

In most of threads he's the only one that comments sef, one post things throughout.

I'm sure getting more than three comments must be as good as frontpage to him.

Oga idrismusty sorry oh.
With students going to school the chances of getting those solid three comments had even lessened.

My advice to you is to create a thread in the diary section, where we will know it's officially only op posting things.

psky: Now you're talking.

Anyway if it's like that then I think I've only been banned by one mod: humbledbygrace, twice, and I was unbanned by a super-mod those two times.

Remember, nearly half of the bans humbledbygrace gives gets revoked.

Abeg no be me talk am oh.

Stegomiah: I seee you oo , come 2015, i'll reopen this thread to say same, hope some one woulda given it to her then, , and hope she would have changed!

I kindaa lyk her though, even the mention of her name makes me cringe, and her posts are fuckingg hillarious.

Vivly: Sausage roll. Eg, Gala. For some strange reason, some people still eat it on its expiry date.

Dhurmynick: lol..


me nko. it was my fourty fourth topic that made fp.