₦airaland Forum

bibelo:
Bros chill now ilogbo should be in ogun state not under the jurisdiction of LASBCA of Lagos state.

No Bro, Ilogbo Elegba is Lagos State.

teamsynergy:
virtually every house here has DAT sign on it... once dey go to d lg to settle dia bills (bribe), dey continue work..
just make sure d house is not on govt ppty or on d road

You're almost correct until you mention Local govt. Well, that's the wok of LASBCA(Lagos State Building Control Agency). They are in charge of making sure building structures comply with Town Planning rules and regulations.
It is not in the jurisdiction of LG to mark houses, but the State govt. Tell your uncle to locate where the District office or LASBCA office around there, everything will be made known to him. There will definitely be solution if the building is not under or closed to high tension.

Please, without those gurls we can't claim any victory over Boko Haram. You guys just better go after them now before cross the Red Sea.

Chai

How good is this rice? I need to buy one cup first before buying one full bag ooo!

True

Our Senators are old fooools

This Wike mumu go collect PhD for Uniport. He now talks unreasonably.

Still nonsense!
No matter the excuse they cook up, it won't fly. If you must regulate market must we be the one to suffer for it? Useless set of Leaders.
This is a big shame on the President. Unless he is shameless, this shouldn't be effected. Jonathan was rejected and ousted because he never regarded the masses despite the hardship. President Buhari Is gradually cooking his own downfall, and he might not escape it with all the ingredients he's adding.

troubleshooter:
My dear, where do I start from.?

Let me dwell on the majors:

1. Too many lobbys.
This signifies a poor articulation of design. Designers do this when they are boxed into corners and seek d easiest way out. Unnecessary Lobby are a waste of space and money. All those lobbys combined wld have given u one room or more.

2. The kitchen, dinning and toilet are a joke.
By this provided proportions, they are not habitable. Let Ur designer put furniture and sanitary wares in Ur spaces: u will see d wind blow on his fowl ass.

3.the exterior walls could be better aligned.
The arrangement could be better harnessed to look less unwieldy as presented here. This would make construction less cumbersome.

4. Based on this external wall arrangement, I would love to see how he handles d roof. If his thinking is d same, he would make a mess of D roof being u ecessarily cumbersome.

5. I love the fact that his living spaces are cross ventilated. Good.

6. the site plan would have thrown a lot more light on d general planning.

Last line: Ur designer could use up less space and save u less money In Satisfying d brief

My contribution!

Seun believes this story is a lie

GRIMMJOE:
You see some one creating traffic

Maybe or maybe not.

Seun is gradually getting there. At the end of it all, you will agree that there is God.

That some people will still call this witch hunting baffles me a lot.

Everything is confusing

Chai........ Seun these days tho

It's no longer LASPPDA but LASPPPA. And you can now even get your approval without the C of O. After the approval, you can now proceed to the C of O.
It's still kind of difficult tho!

bejeiodus:
What has the President's ear treatment got to do with the sale of two Presidential jets? If you have the money, bring out your cheque book and buy.

By the way, The Presidential Air Fleet still has too many jets. The President told us on his campaign trail that he was going to convert the PAF to a national carrier. Now the President has reneged on this solemn vow. This government keeps losing public trust with its doublespeak. When the next election cycle comes, Nigerians should elect leaders who honour their words. Not some politicians who make grandiose promises just to hoodwink the electorate.

Can you pls help us out with clues to know those Politicians that honour their words so we can vote for them?

Rubbish everywhere!
These people should just shut up and let's concentrate n key issues. I think the CBN Governor needs to be kidnap sef for doing a poor job in this country.

We that are closer to him know this. Not what some drunken fishermen say in their book.

Oju ole da?
This Saraki guy funny sha how can you be telling someone to withdraw himself from a case? You think Umar is one of of those conventional Judges?
Funnyly Umar gave him a comedic reply too.
How can I disqualify myself?

Hehe

This is a good development, but those Senators in charge of the project will still embezzled the money raised. Their brain has already been configured to steal and to loot.

Saraki, the biggest joke of our time. Is Saraki now saying the thief has already left before the police came?

I was here on the day of my POP some years back. A lovely sight.

Thinking of challenging seun too.
If you have seen that "Thunderbolt(magun)" film, let's play out that kind of scenario. The only thing is, you're going to sign that if anything happened to you, I won't be in soup. Let's see if truly there's nothing like evil power.
When that's settled, we move to the next one.

This isn't getting funnier!

Political calculations.

Hilary Clinton schooled Trump on US govt. Tho she had her own flaws and Trump too had some great moments too, but on the overall, Trump has a lot to learn.
I hope he gets better in the next round tho cos I hate a one sided debate.
#iStandWithClinton

Yinmu!
Let her go and disgrace herself openly and internationally. And let her also be ready to explain the meaning of gift and gratification that accumulated that much. Or better still, we want to know how her mum got that huge amount of dollars without anyone knowing it.

Blues

I bought fuel since a week ago and I haven't touched it. Well, I really don't know cos the GM of Egbin plant said about 10 plants has been shotdown now cos of gas or something.
Let's just hope it continues like this.