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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester City (2 - 1) On 10th August 2018 by Danpersie31(m): 5:19pm On Aug 10, 2018
Bad belle is allowed ooo angry
RomanceRe: My Bestie Is Now Asking Me Out by Danpersie31(m): 10:06am On Aug 10, 2018
eph12:
The poor guy probably hasn't been able to date others because you have occupied all the space. He is the victim here. Release him abeg so he can focus on better girls elsewhere.
so far u have given the best response ..lemme keep reading comments..

@ritylove. bone that shit u spitting abt not loving him. love passes with time and time passes with love. u have the best gift u could ever ask 4 in a guy. it could even result in marriage and trust me it will b d best union.ur husband should be ur partner , it best friend and u have that now.if u lose it trust me God will drop ur case for a very long and leave u to ur own fate. don't just lose that guy no matter what. he knows ur strengths and weaknesses yet still sticks with u for 4 years. come what feeling are u waiting to find?
SportsRe: Messi Is Happy To Have You - How The World Reacted To Courtois’ Real Madrid Move by Danpersie31(m): 8:45am On Aug 09, 2018
messi is currently salivating abt d goals to come through courtois leg
LiteratureRe: Crusader's Diary by Danpersie31(op): 11:19pm On Aug 06, 2018
sorry for the lack of updates.. I really need to work on the write up so i can give u guys the best. Plus work no dey free me
PoliticsCoalition Of United Political Parties Has Unveiled Its National Secretariat by Danpersie31(op): 3:59pm On Aug 02, 2018
The Coalition of United Political Parties has unveiled its national secretariat in Abuja.
CUPP is an alliance of 39 political parties, including the Peoples Democratic Party, Social Democratic Party and Labour Party.

The coalition was formed with the aim of wrestling power from the ruling All Progressives Congress in 2019.

Members of the coalition recently signed a Memorandum of Understanding to field a joint Presidential candidate to confront the ruling party in 2019.

To kick-start its operations, the CUPP also created what it called key committees.
These include the Blueprint/Manifesto Committee, Publicity/Media Committee, Strategy Committee and the Contact/Mobilization Committee.

Details later

DOUBLE WAHALA FOR APC
https://crusadersiii./2018/08/02/coalition-of-39-political-parties-unveils-secretariat-names-committees/
Christianity EtcWhirlwind Scatters Church Crusade by Danpersie31(op): 3:48pm On Aug 02, 2018
A VIDEO IS TRENDING ON YOUTUBE ABOUT A WHIRLWIND THAT SCATTERED A CRUSADE THAT HAD BEEN PREPARED FOR IN A CHURCH IN UKAMBANI, KENYA. IT SCATTERED THE CHAIRS THAT HAD BEEN ARRANGED FOR THE CRUSADE.


THIS IS REALLY WITCHES AT WORK. THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY IN NAIJA THEY OPERATED LIKE THIS.

source: https://crusadersiii./2018/08/02/whirlwind-scatters-church-crusade-in-kenya/
Foreign AffairsRe: President Crushes Lamborghini, Porsche, Mercedes Benz Worth Over N1.9trillion by Danpersie31(op): 12:46pm On Aug 02, 2018
this isnt possible in Naija.. the only thing dere do is destroy tramol and codeine but resell cars seized. This Nigeria
CelebritiesRe: Mr P Gives The Only Condition That Will Bring Back The PSQUARE by Danpersie31(op): 12:45pm On Aug 02, 2018
Its so surprising how those guys broke up i actually thought it was a stunt earlier on. woman matter sha
Foreign AffairsPresident Crushes Lamborghini, Porsche, Mercedes Benz Worth Over N1.9trillion by Danpersie31(op): 12:37pm On Aug 02, 2018
The Philippines president, Rodrigo Duterte, has again this year ordered the destruction of multi-million dollars luxury cars.

The President inspected the destruction of the cars which were said to have been illegally brought into the country.

The luxury cars worth over $5.5m were crushed by bulldozers under President Duterte’s watch.

The cars which included Lamborghini, Mercedes Benz and Porsche, were destroyed on Monday July 30th, as part of the country’s fight against corruption.

SOURCE: https://crusadersii..com/2018/08/president-crushes-lamborghini-porsche.html#more

SportsRe: Man Utd Step Up Yerry Mina's Pursuit by Danpersie31(op): 11:55am On Aug 02, 2018
LALASTICLALA UNITED FANS BLOOD DEY HOT OO
SportsMan Utd Step Up Yerry Mina's Pursuit by Danpersie31(op): 11:48am On Aug 02, 2018
Manchester United’s transfer fixer, Matt Judge, has flown to Spain to try to finalize a £35million deal with Barcelona for Yerry Mina.

The UK Sun reports that Judge is attempting to sort out the fee and meet with Mina’s agent, Felipe Russo.


United have been trying to bring in a central defender all summer and have turned to the Colombia international, after being priced out of top targets such as Leicester defender Harry Maguire.


United boss Jose Mourinho has now given the green light to a bid for Mina, 23, after Judge met with him in America to discuss alternative targets.


Barca are believed to be willing to sell Mina and have dropped their initial £44m valuation.

SOURCE : https://crusadersii..com/2018/08/man-utd-step-up-yerry-minas-pursuit.html#more

CelebritiesMr P Gives The Only Condition That Will Bring Back The PSQUARE by Danpersie31(op): 11:30am On Aug 02, 2018
Peter Okoye, one of the members of the defunct P-Square, has given one condition for the group to come back together again.



P-Square was made up of twin brothers Paul and Peter Okoye and managed by Jude, their older brother.


They broke up for the third time earlier this year and have been doing their things separately.

However, their fans all over the world feel they were better as a unit but Peter, a.k.a Mr. P, explained that it was the disrespect directed towards himself and his family by other members of his extended family that pushed him to quit the group.


Peter said “Psquare can only come back if the respect comes 100 percent.”


He told Citizen TV, Kenya, “In life what we call family value is important.



“The fans want Psquare but how many times do you want Psquare to come back and break up.


“We’ve broken up three times and the same issue is still there. So if Psquare is going to come back we need to settle that issue. Psquare might come back, they might not come back.”


Peter said he must put his wife and children first because of the vow he made on his wedding day.


“I pulled out the plug because I felt the disrespect coming from my family (was) getting too much,” he said.


“There’s something we call marginalisation. Don’t ever be a slave because you want to be family.


“I don’t disrespect my brother’s wife neither, his family but he does that to me all the time. He’ll insult me and my family in public, on Instagram, and the next minute he’ll wait for me backstage for us to perform together.



“I can’t do that. One thing is for sure, I took a vow to protect my wife and kids the day I got married and I stick to that,” he added.

SOURCE : https://crusadersii..com/2018/08/mr-p-gives-only-condition-that-will.html#more

LiteratureRe: Crusader's Diary by Danpersie31(op): 9:28am On Aug 02, 2018
Therock5555:
Use WPS and them copy and paste an or if you're using a system, Ms word go do
ok daddy
LiteratureRe: Crusader's Diary by Danpersie31(op): 3:37pm On Aug 01, 2018
Therock5555:
What do you use to type?
blogger app
LiteratureRe: Crusader's Diary by Danpersie31(op): 9:57am On Aug 01, 2018
Therock5555:
Dude, where all your paragraphs run go na?
should be the format that got changed on nairaland, on the blog its better
LiteratureRe: Crusader's Diary by Danpersie31(op):
Episode Nine
: BACK TO SCHOOL



Dedicate this update to Daddy Therock5555


After all my ordeal at home for the past
weeks, I resumed school which was my worse
nightmare, I remember always asking my dad
everyday if that day was school and most
times he told me yes, only on few occasions
did I get a negative answer and cherished it
like ice cream.

I went to school on Monday, and most of the
people I saw were empathizing with me, some
said rumor had it that the glass half pierced
my head , some where looking if I had a
bandage on my head. Some said I died and
others said I won't be able to walk again if I
survived, Thomas, my friend was gisting me , i
started casting and binding come see back to
sender prayer, before we heard the sound of
the bell for assembly. I rushed to my class to
drop my school bag and hurried to the
assembly ground .


As I reached the assembly ground I saw
everyone standing still and I tried to rush to
my line, I observed that a lot of eyes were on
me, then I saw a teacher wearing khaki whom
I had never seen before standing on the
podium.

I heard him shout ' who is that rascal and
ragamuffin who doesn't know how to respect
the National anthem? Come up here .'
Everyone was looking towards me and I was
looking round for who the man was talking
about. Then he pointed towards my direction
and that was when I realized I was the one
the man was referring to, I was the one in
deep soup after the one week of pain and
torture.


When I got to the front of the assembly I
looked back like Lot's wife, I just agreed that
teachers tried to be able to stand before all
this students with all eyes on them, I
immediately changed my ambition of wanting
to be a teacher which I wanted to be so that I
could flog people.

I was brought back to reality of the occasion
at hand when the teacher sent for a desk so I
would lay on to receive the flogging, that was
the fate I dreaded most in that school.
I didn't have the chance to stuff books in my
knicker to lessen the pain, and even if I could I
won't , after seeing what befell the last boy
that inserted a textbook during a flogging and
when the teacher flogging discovered he was
wiped beyond the 6 strokes he was supposed
to receive .


The stage was set for my execution, yet it was
an execution to me because the series of
beatings I had received within 2 months was
enough to make a cow become obedient and
disciplined.
The teacher told me to lay down and he
inspected to make sure I wasn't putting on
jean or any object to ease the pain. What
could I possibly put when I hated wearing eve
pant during that time, meaning I was only
putting on the school uniform without any
other clothing under. I looked round and saw
the pity look on the faces of the other pupils.
They were looking at me as though i was
about to be beheaded, the face I saw that
encouraged me not to cry no matter the
beating was the sorry look on my crush's face
( yea, I had a crush on a female classmate
whose name was Shade), she was having a
tear running down her cheeks , I felt loved at
that time .


The next sound I heard was the sound of a
whip, I didn't feel any pain so I looked round
to see who had been flogged.

To be continued.....

Happy new month.
LiteratureRe: The New Girl by Danpersie31(m): 4:26pm On Jul 31, 2018
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LiteratureRe: Crusader's Diary by Danpersie31(op): 9:48am On Jul 31, 2018
EPISODE EIGHT

Reward for actions

That Sunday when we got home everyone behaved like everything was okay save for me who knew nothing was alright at all, something fishy was going on and I had already loaded my buttocks with books so the pain would be lessened.

But mum served food as usual and I had four meats this time that utterly convinced me that all was okay, so as we ate mum used style and joked to ask me which uncle gave me money.

I replied her that no one gave me money, that it was my offering.

I honestly didn't know when that came out, but too late to take it back.I had used my used mouth to condemn myself.

After eating we rested for 30 minutes, then mum told me to go and have my siesta. I went into my room and in about 15 minutes I was fast asleep. And this was the time karma perfected it revenge on me like a flood. I slept off around 2 pm and by 3 pm I received  a stinging cane on my neck. You know that kind of feeling you get when someone beats you to drag you outta your dream world, especially when its a sweet dream.  I woke up angry to see my mum with a very long cane from the lot she plucked earlier , she landed another two in quick succession and I knew this wasn't a dream but real I rushed towards the door and as I reached to out to open the door my dad sent me back with two hot slaps, I looked and saw him with two canes and he held it like he was Kratos in god of war. He came in and locked the door and kept the key in his pocket . My mum attached from the back and dad attacked from the front.

The rest is history because they beat me black and blue and am sure the demon that was casted and it remained casted out till today. After that beating I was the one discouraging my friends and partners in crime in church to give their full offering .In fact I called 3 witnesses whenever I was dropping my offering. Hallelujah!!

This is a short update, I will update when am free in the office.

To be continued....
PoliticsLearn From Dino Melaye! Nigerians Urge Army Fighting Boko Haram by Danpersie31(op): 3:04pm On Jul 30, 2018
Senator Dino Melaye representing Kogi West, yesterday narrated how he escaped being burned alive by some unknown assailants as he headed for court in Lokoja from Abuja.

Malaye, while speaking with some journalists on Sunday said he climbed atop a tree and stayed there for hours in order to conceal himself from the men after his life. He said;

“When I got into the bush, I climbed a tree and stayed there. While on the tree, I saw two of the policemen coming to look for me, but they didn’t know I was on the tree. I was in the bush for 11 hours.

A lot of Nigerians have trolled Mr Melaye for what they have termed a badly written script. They mocked the senator for making a “mockery of their collective intelligence”, and even asked the Nigerian army to learn Melaye’s tree climbing skills to effectively combat Boko Haram.

See how some Nigerians on social media users reacted.
Nigerian Armed forces should learn from Dino Melaye.
When Boko Haram begins to shoot sporadically, they should just climb trees.
Plant a tree today in ur house, who knows when it might be useful.Bulletproof trees.
�� DINO IN IGBO IRUMOLE

— CBN Gov Akinsola Ak���� (@cbngov_akin1) July 30, 2018

Shouldn’t Ben Murray Bruce make a statement on the role he played in the tree climbing escape of Dino Melaye?

— HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) July 30, 2018

Watching too much movies really helped @dino_melaye in narrating his ordeal in the wilderness.

Chai, the man really suffered.

7 whole hours? Chai. No food, no drink. I really feel for Uncle Dino.

— Elekwa Harrison Ochie (@Elexharry) July 30, 2018

Ladies and gentlemen , please meet our senator : Senator Dino Melaye pic.twitter.com/q9CweAduDB

— brotherDoGood (@jenrade_olamide) July 30, 2018

No scratch, no ransom, no injury, no dislocation of bones, no bruises, Dino Melaye escaped from his kidnappers. pic.twitter.com/zpzkEpi8WP

— Kemi Ariyo (@d_problemsolver) July 27, 2018

Watching too much movies really helped @dino_melaye in narrating his ordeal in the wilderness.

Chai, the man really suffered.

7 whole hours? Chai. No food, no drink. I really feel for Uncle Dino.

— Elekwa Harrison Ochie (@Elexharry) July 30, 2018


source. https://crusadersiii./2018/07/30/learn-from-dino-melaye-nigerians-urge-army-fighting-boko-haram-to-always-climb-a-tree/#more-241

PoliticsNigerian Legion Repositions To Protect Critical National Assets by Danpersie31(op): 12:00am On Jul 30, 2018
The National Chairman of the Nigerian Legion,
Brigadier General Adakole Jones Akpa (rtd) has revealed that the body is being repositioned in order
to contribute its quota in tackling the recurrent
security challenges in the country.
Akpa made this revelation at the Legion House in
Abuja, during the body’s 19th coordinating council and state commandant meeting. According to Akpa,
the Legion can contribute to the protection of
critical state assets, and recurring schools security breaches.
“There is increasing need for providing Security
Guards for National
Infrastructures, school crimes prevention,
intelligence gathering and
conflict resolution etc., nationwide.
He enjoined Commandants and Coordinating
Council to maintain a healthy
working relationship with the Nigerian Legion
Chairmen in their respective
states.
The guest lecturer at the occasion and a veteran
of the Nigerian Legion,
Major Gabriel Ado’ofikun (rtd) reiterated that the
move by the chairman of
the Nigerian Legion to see how the veterans can
be applied in the
protection of our strategic infrastructures is not
only a welcome
development but a clear indication that we are
desirous of taking ownership
of our security. Therefore, it is a good move, it
should be encouraged.
Because the veterans that will be applied in the
security of our schools,
are people that are themselves stakeholders.
He said, working with other security agencies,
who at the moment has their
hands full, the Nigerian schools are safer in the
hands of the veterans
because: “They are also people that understand
their environment very well.
Taking into perspective, the Dapchi, Chibok and
Lagos school episodes, if
such arrangement was in place, those wouldn’t
have happened easily.

source: https://crusadersiii./2018/07/29/nigerian-legion-repositions-to-protect-criticalnational-assets/#more-238
Christianity EtcHave You Ever Thought About These Questions ? by Danpersie31(op): 1:12pm On Jul 29, 2018
Since time immemorial I have always had this question in my mind and it most times comes to me whenever am bathing . 2 important questions that am sure you might have thought of or will think of.
1. Do you think mankind on this earth are the only living creatures in this vast multiverse? I mean sometimes I just reason that they have to be another race somewhere else maybe in this our universe or in another multiverse. The multiverse is just too too big for just earth to be the only living race.

2.The second question is for those that are believers, after the rapture and all the judgment and some people have gone to hell and others to heaven what then will happen.I mean will everything just end there with us just been like that? I mean eternity is a very long time .

so what do you guys think ? Let me know what ur ideas are about the questions .

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