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Romance / Re: I Fell Inlove With A Girl I Met For The First Day Bcux She Cook For Me by danxzy: 12:08pm On Jul 28, 2016
Frankicent:
Wait 1st , wait oooo... ehn ehn... A strange girl called you and you invite her over... You don't ask were you two met or to find out if she just want you..... she cooked your meal you both ate.... She ask if you love her oo... barely 48hours ooo..m You said yes and she did.... wait what's the title of this movie or novel? Nah so person dey love.....

Anyway I think she did love you ooo... She came visit you, cook for you.... Hmmmmm You shouldn't have given her a direct yes I love you answer.... You should have told her when next we meet I"l tell.... That would make you know her beta...... Ije love grin

You could have bleep her cause she was so into you
She firstly asked me if i love her when kissing then i said yes i do she said ok that she love me too, since that day i cant spent just 1minute without thinking about her
Business / Re: Folorunsho Alakija 40th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by danxzy: 12:00pm On Jul 28, 2016
young D**K Is behind her freshment

Celebrities / Re: Solidstar Shows Off His Babymama And Son by danxzy: 2:42pm On Jul 27, 2016
goingape1:
see flesh WOMAN.


babymama is the best alternative to marriage
I JUST DEY OBSERVE YOUR COMMENT

Politics / Re: Ibrahim Bida Fails National Anthem Test by danxzy: 11:47am On Jul 27, 2016
HOW DO U EXPECT ALMAJIRI TO SAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM CORRECT?

I DONT BLAM HIM ANY WAY

I BLAME BUHARI THAT APPOINTED HIM INTO THE GOVERNMENT HOUSE

Crime / Re: Man Burnt In Okigwe For Stealing Motorcycle by danxzy: 11:14am On Jul 27, 2016
guys and stealing

Politics / Re: Rail Commissioning: Nigerian React #thankyougej by danxzy: 3:55pm On Jul 26, 2016
THANK YOU GOODLUCK EBELE AZIKIWE JONATHAN

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Crime / Re: FUTA & AAUA Students Arrested By EFCC For Over N16m Internet Scam by danxzy: 9:59am On Jul 26, 2016
i came to check only the NAME LOLZ

Romance / Re: Another Pregnant Lady Goes Nude: Photo 18+ by danxzy: 4:24pm On Jul 25, 2016
WHAT IS THAT THING I SAW HER PUTTEN ON HER NECK THAT CAME ACROSS THE BABY IN HER WOMB
Romance / Re: New To Nairaland! Hello by danxzy: 4:21pm On Jul 25, 2016
WELCOME MADAM BIG ASS
Romance / Re: I Fell Inlove With A Girl I Met For The First Day Bcux She Cook For Me by danxzy: 2:36pm On Jul 25, 2016
THANKS FOR UR ADVICE BUT NOT TRUELY BCUX OF THE FOOD, I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT COMES OVER ME.
Sexxkillz:
I know you're impressed by her cooking and ironing skills, but there's more to a woman than her culinary and laundry skills.

I for one, know, that love does not happen that fast. You grabbed her, kissed her, she said she loves you, you said you love her back. . . Mehn, wtf was that?

If that happens to you with 2 other girls, would you say you love them too? Fine, you're attracted. If you must marry a person, it's not because she can cook. Else, one day after you both are married, you'll be crying with food in your mouth. But then it'll be too late.

Set your priorities about want you want in wife. Write them down if you want, and put cooking and ironing at the bottom of the list.
Romance / Re: I Fell Inlove With A Girl I Met For The First Day Bcux She Cook For Me by danxzy: 2:01pm On Jul 25, 2016
SORRY AM NOT A GOOD WRITTER
ehix89:
You english is horrible.

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Romance / Re: How To Have A Healthy Relationship by danxzy: 2:00pm On Jul 25, 2016
GOD WORK WELL DONE BROS
Romance / I Fell Inlove With A Girl I Met For The First Day Bcux She Cook For Me by danxzy: 1:49pm On Jul 25, 2016
Hello my fellow Nairalanders
Pls help me out on this friendship.

One faithful day my phone rang,i check to know who is the caller but it was unknown number so i pick up the phone and didnt say anything for like 5secs so that the person will say something first.

caller:hello
me: hi, pls who am i speaking with?
caller: is me blessing
me:from where pls, i cant remember knowing anybody with that name sorry?
caller:ok sorry, we have been talking on phone for long now but not with these number.
me:ok where are u from pls?
caller: am (..........)
me: wow thats my local govt
caller:yeap i can remember u told me the first we discussed.
me: so are u still a student?
caller: yeap, i finished secondary sch 2years ago
me: wow, that means u will be up to 20 or 21yrs
caller: yeap
me: but pls i will like to see u, where do u leave?
caller:abuja
me:wow,thats where i live too, which part in Abuja?
caller: Dei-Dei, and you?
me: I live at Mpape, will u mind if i invite u to my house
caller: yes let see if i will make it tomorrow.
me: ok no problem.


to cut the story short she called me saturday morning ask me for direction to my house and i gave her within 1hr she came.
i offer her something and we start to discuss on some certain things (you dont hav eto know) after discussing i told her i want iron my clothes that today is the only chance i use to have for the week due to my work. i bring out the clothes she souted and say the clothes too enough i told her this is small to compare to what iuse to iron and again after ironing i will still cook, she now said maybe she will help me with that i said ok that will be very nice if she really do it for me.

after ironing the clothes i went out bought things that i want use and cook my okro soup (i like to eat swallow weekend) so to my greatest surprise she enyer the kitchen start preparing the soup i ask her is there any thing i can help her to do she said no that she will do everything but me i insisted, i help her slice the vegetable an dshe cook the soup. ok is time to prepare semovita she said "Noooooo dont give me semo wahala" (JOKE) i said ok i will help her and do it so after i prepared the semo she said am a good cook i said thank you dear.

she serve the food and ask me to pray i said no let her pray and she pray, i wanted to cut the food and eat she said no that she must feed me first be4 i start hmmmm ok go on she gave me and d soup was sweet, i told her is a good cook and she said thank u.

Hmmmmm is time for her to go, OMG! i dont knw when i grab and kiss her, she asked me do i love her i said YES I DO, SHE SAID SHE LOVE ME TOO (nothing else happened) i gave her trasport fare and see her off.

Since that saturday my mind has not been at rest, every time i think about her, my heart always beat for her. PLS MY FELLOW GUYS WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT IT
Religion / Re: Rev Father Mbaka Recharge Card: How True Is The Story? by danxzy: 9:38am On Jul 25, 2016
u guys must be joking ok
mbaka is selling the recharge card just to pray for people and again not the same prayer everyday
he called me he told me everything about my life and pray over it for 4days
Phones / Re: Which Smartphone Is Best For The Price Range N18,000 - N23,000? by danxzy: 5:41pm On Jul 21, 2016
how much is TECNO L5 AND HOW IS THE DESIGN?
Orubebe01:

How much is the phone pls
Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Flaunts Her Hermes Birkin Bag (photos) by danxzy: 8:51am On Jul 19, 2016
chai
this is madness
all this celebrities sef
just bcux u bought new bag u snap it and post it online
for what reason if i may ask?

Crime / Re: Two Homosexuals Escape Lynching In Enugu (photo) by danxzy: 4:46pm On Jul 18, 2016
U MUST BE OUT OF UR MINF IDIOT. WHY CAN U USE ONE PERSONS ACT AND JUDGE D WHOLE COMMUNITY
YOU BETTER MIND UR SPEECH
May19th:
IPOB and homo are like
Family / Re: Reasons You Should Not Divorce Your Man Because He Can't Satisfy You Sexually by danxzy: 2:40pm On Jul 18, 2016
15 mins is good nah? atleast my baby is not complaining
Family / Re: Reasons You Should Not Divorce Your Man Because He Can't Satisfy You Sexually by danxzy: 1:35pm On Jul 18, 2016
i can last for 15mins am i trying or not?
Celebrities / Re: Di’ja Is Back To The Studio After Welcoming Her First Child - Photos by danxzy: 11:20am On Jul 18, 2016
i knw when she born but maybe they have not do wedding
cruzita:
undecided


which time she marry?



which time she carry Belle?


which time she born?




super story
Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Hadiza Usman As NPA MD by danxzy: 9:36am On Jul 13, 2016
lolz, Nigerian government.
these offer to this lady is to calm her down for all they protest (BRING BACK OUR GIRLS) lolz
My Fellow Nigerians believe me. this is what they will do to NNAMDI KANU WHENEVER THEY REALISE IT FOR HIM TO SHUT UP ABOUT BIAFRA, THEY WILL GIVE HIM A BIG OFFER IN GOVERMENT HOUSE.

one more laugh to Nigeria hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha buhari hahahahahahahahahah government hhahhahahahahahahahahaa nigeria hahahahahahahaha don hahaahhahahahaha suffer ahahahahahahahaha

Education / Re: The Shocking Maths Many People Failed In An Exam Hall by danxzy: 11:29am On Jul 12, 2016
1 +4 = 5
2 + 5 = 12
3 + 6 = 21
4 + 7 = 32
5 + 8 = 45
6 + 9 = 60
7 + 10 = 77
8 + 11 = 96ans
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Steps Out With Zoro Swagbag (Photos) by danxzy: 10:41am On Jul 12, 2016
encryptjay:
Fada Fada : Chineke Nna emegokwa nwa
ogbenye Ezege
Everyday by day i just dey celebrate oh(eh)
Everything i do e just dey penetrate oh
I just want to say o thank you Jehova oh
See i’m living large i get Angels o for my gate oh
Never forget where i come from na from ghetto
(eeh)
Oh no no no no no no no no no no (aah)
I just want to say o thank you Jehova oh (eeh)
Buru ekene riwo otuto Fada Fada eeeh (Fada
Fada eeeh)
A di kwam Loyal o Fada Fada eeeh (Fada Fada
eeeh)
[Bridge]
I’maputa iru ogu nwanne belu ebelu
Anyi kolu gi ife anyi fulu nwanne you must kwere
See i come from East enter street brother you
know
Ezi’m ife i turn to beast nwanne you already
know
I’ma na onye ahu nyelu’m ndu nga efe ya efe
(Eze ebeghebi)
Onye ahu nyelu’m ego nga eto ya oh (Eze
ebeghebi)
I’ma na ndi akpo kpalu’m boot nga ese ha ese
(Ndi okpoloo)
Asa ahu kpalu’m boot nga ako ha o (Asa okpoloo)
[Verse 1: Phyno]
I came also and conquer
Olofuta’m Mr wonder
Some wish ka mu ba nye under (at all)
I fire them with thunder
Nwa na akuzi kwanu nujuu(oh no no noo no)
Ma na ochie uuuu!!
I cover myself ooh
[Chorus: Phyno]
Maka Chineke Nna emegokwa nwa ogbenye
Ezege
Everyday by day i just dey celebrate oh(eh)
Everything i do e just dey penetrate oh
I just want to say o thank you Jehova oh
See i’m living large i get Angels o for my gate oh
Never forget where i come from na from ghetto
(eeh)
Oh no no no no no no no no no no (aah)
I just want to say o thank you Jehova oh (eeh)
Buru ekene riwo otuto Fada Fada eeeh (Fada
Fada eeeh)
A di kwam Loyal o Fada Fada eeeh (Fada Fada
eeeh)
[Verse 2: Olamide]
I buy moto i dey travel go obodo oyibo
Na Private Jet remain for me Baba you know
Okwudili biko bia na eba take e photo
E no easy to dey chill with Governor Ambode
Na Father figure the Governor e be to me oh
Since i lost my dad na him e don add up to me
oh
I say gone are the days wey owu dey hugi me (at
alL)
Right about now all the Chiks dey sit down with
me
I thank Jehova Agu n’eche mba akanchawa oh
(akanchawa)
Na Pounds and dollars me and my guys dey take
shower oh(akanchawa)
Oya walele where you dey oh (walele eeh)
Ebine okpako where u dey oh (walele eeh)
[Chorus: Phyno]
Maka Chineke Nna emegokwa nwa ogbenye
Ezege
Everyday by day i just dey celebrate oh(eh)
Everything i do e just dey penetrate oh
I just want to say o thank you Jehova oh
See i’m living large i get Angels o for my gate oh
Never forget where i come from na from ghetto
(eeh)
Oh no no no no no no no no no no (aah)
I just want to say o thank you Jehova oh (eeh)
Buru ekene riwo otuto Fada Fada eeeh (Fada
Fada eeeh)
A di kwam Loyal o Fada Fada eeeh (Fada Fada
eeeh)
[Outro]
Sir Emeka Ofo ibu onye nna(Fada Fada eeh)
Otunba kiala n’ibu onye nna(Fada Fada eeh)
Ogbuefi Chukwu n’eke Okezie Ikpeazu Gburur
gburu
Ifeanyi Uba (Fada Fada eeh)
Willi Obiano na Olu gi (Fada Fada eeh)
Owele igbo niile
Wele ya tewe ya
Wele ya wele ya (Iya)
Sekem sakam okpotom kpatam kpotom
Iya
Iyatam kpotom atakata kpotom kpatam
Tigbom Gbagam
Efekegbe gbatam (gbatam)
Odogwu bi n'eligwe ogøòdo ya ana'kpu nala.. Ibu eze nna...
GUY YOU ARE CONFIRM IGBO GUY. ABI NA U WRITE THE SONG FOR PHYNO

Phones / Re: Top 10 Best Affordable Smartphones In Nigeria Currently by danxzy: 5:26pm On Jul 11, 2016
pls where can i get that INFINIX HOT 2x510 at that amoun?
Phones / Re: How Mobile App Saved Me From Being defrauded of Huge sum by Kidnappers In Rivers by danxzy: 3:28pm On Jul 11, 2016
well is good to be active and to use smart phone

FIRST BANK NEED A REWARD OOOO


GO AND PAY THEM

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