Never let your man see you slip your number to the sexy waiter.

Never ever talk about your mans sessy friend too much. Neither should you ask too much detail. Remember fantasy is private

LadyT:

Never ever talk about your mans sessy friend too much.  Neither should you ask too much detail.  Remember fantasy is private

lol yes! You can always stalk his friend's facebook later.

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Never Never EVER let a woman near your email, facebook account info, cellphone e.t.c.

Never let a first timer give you head,
She might swallow much more than u bargained for

davidylan:

Never Never EVER let a woman near your email, facebook account information, cellphone e.t.c.

Never let a man know that you can see a screen-by-screen of everything they do on their computers.

Never Never EVER let a woman near your email, facebook account information, cellphone e.t.c.

What are you hiding from Tope?

St.Funmi:

What are you hiding from Tope?

privacy is sacred.

DaPhoenix:

Never let a man know that you can see a screen-by-screen of everything they do on their computers.

you really can?

Grizzly:

Never let a first timer give you head,
She might swallow much more than u bargained for

Teach her well and you will never regret it.

Never ever let a woman know you think she's fat!

davidylan:

you really can?

What are we talking about?? lol

Never let ANYONE know what happened after you read this poem.

Never let a man know that his best friend loved the food and more.

Never ever let a woman dictate the pace of ur lovemaking. .

Never let a man stay too long in his comfort zone.

Never ever let a woman dictate the pace of ur lovemaking. .

When will a woman have the time to dictate when the exercise usually lasts for only a minute?

privacy is sacred.

I don't think Tope needs a search warrant to invade your privacy.

St.Funmi:

When will a woman have the time to dictate when the exercise usually lasts for only a minute?

Wait o my dear funmi, u've gone about this for too long
izzit that u've been shagging 1 minute men all ur life or what?

St.Funmi:

When will a woman have the time to dictate when the exercise usually lasts for only a minute?

rofl!! The details from his exercise just leaked

Him: Let's have sex
Her: *sigh* ok

a minute later

Her: Baby go faster.
Him: . . . I'm done.

Never let a woman like Tpia lure you into her bed because they will bring you out there with pall bearers. Even 'my pikin' teeting formular could not kill the teeth in her puzzy.

Never let a man like the one above be seen with you in public.

Wait o my dear funmi, u've gone about this for too long
izzit that u've been shagging 1 minute men all ur life or what?

You dey mind them. Where dem dey meet these greeseballs sef.

Never let a man like the one above be seen with you in public.

Exactly because the man's image will be tarnished. i can't stand the scandal. Imagine peoples mag, Ovation, Time, Newsweek, Guardian, Sun(UK), Sun news, CNN, Al jazeera, Fox, BBc etc all talking about same story: [size=14pt]Aloy. Emeka was caught with adaka(female monkey).[/size]

Aloy.Emeka:

Exactly because the man's image will be tarnished. i can't stand the scandal. Imagine peoples mag, Ovation, Time, Newsweek, Guardian, Sun(UK), Sun news, CNN, Al jazeera, Fox, BBc etc all talking about same story: [size=14pt]Aloy. Emeka was caught with adaka.[/size]

ADAKA

Aloy.Emeka:

Exactly because the man's image will be tarnished. i can't stand the scandal.

Aloy.Emeka:

Imagine peoples mag, Ovation, Time, Newsweek, Guardian, Sun(UK), Sun news, CNN, Al jazeera, Fox, BBc etc all talking about same story: [size=14pt]Aloy. Emeka was caught with adaka(female monkey).[/size]

Being the attention LovePeddler you are, I bet you'll love every moment of it.

Being the attention LovePeddler you are, I bet you'll love every moment of it.

No, my wife will beat the hell out of me.

Never ever go shopping with a man.

Never ever go shopping with a man.

As long as you are not going alone with my credit/debit card.

.

Aloy.Emeka:

No, my wife will beat the hell out of me.

Oh she wears the pants in the house?

@topic,

Never let a man spend more than 15 minutes in the shower, he is probably masturbating.

Aloy.Emeka:

As long as you are not going alone with my credit/debit card.

Who needs your pittance?

you mean your monkey of a wife also beats you?

Stop abusing my woman please. I know you don't have a human partner but that doesn't mean I cannot insult either your parents or siblings. Limit your fixation on me. i can't insult your vibrators either because they are big enough to serve as shrine.