Who needs your pittance?

TruuuuuuToooooooooooo?; na so e dey be but una still takeam. See her mouth like pittance. How much be pittance to you?

stillwater:

Who needs your pittance?

death! Forgive him, he finally got a job at McDonalds.

Oh she wears the pants in the house?

Is that a problem?. I am an equal opportunity lover. I don't subdue women.

@topic,

Never let a man spend more than 15 minutes in the shower, he is probably masturbating.

Or fantasizing about the angelina Jolie that you can never be. Bad girl.

Aloy.Emeka:

Is that a problem?. I am an equal opportunity lover. I don't subdue women.

Equal?! Shut up! She'll beat the shit out of you if I tell her you said that. She's the head and that's settled.

Aloy.Emeka:

Or fantasizing about the angelina Jolie that you can never be. Bad girl.

Either way he's masturbating and I don't want him FURTHER reducing his sperm count.

PS Angelina wishes she was like me

Either way he's masturbating and I don't want him FURTHER reducing his sperm count.

PS Angelina wishes she was like me

If wishes were horses, beggars will,  

I would post my picture but you might be over excited and try to break out of your cage.

I would post my picture but you might be over excited and try to break out of your cage.

Shut up and post the damn picture johr. I won't break out of my cage out of fear trust me. I've seen female effigies of chimpanzee. Go to the art gallery and see a beautiful painting of Tpia nursing her rubber bullet. If i wasn't scared of her pictures, i don't know what else that can scare me.

Aloy.Emeka:

Shut up and post the damn picture johr.

Don't you know how to ask for stuff nicely?

Don't you know how to ask for stuff nicely?

Not when am paying for it.

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Aloy.Emeka:

Not when am paying for it.

rofl!! How much you pay your wife for sex then?

rofl!! How much you pay your wife for sex then?

Abeg make i leave you go before my woman catch me for this nairaland. She don ban me for this site and i no wan wahala this early morning.

Ive already emailed Bukky your evil posts

Aloy.Emeka:

Abeg make i leave you go before my woman catch me for this nairaland. She don ban me for this site and i no wan wahala this early morning.

Seems like she wears more than just the pants.

Ive already emailed Bukky your evil posts

Amebo, you won't mind your business now. Stop causing katakata in peoples family because the bible is against it.

Seems like she wears more than just the pants.

Yes, she wears dungarees. Bye bye, make I go prepare to join her for morning prayers.

KarmaMod:

Ive already emailed Bukky your evil posts

Send her email address to Tpia lol

Aloy.Emeka:

Yes, she wears dungarees. Bye bye, make I go prepare to join her for morning prayers.

Prayers will not change you for the better.

The Bible is against a man who is engaged to one woman but stalks another

Bukky will hear about this your sick obsession with Tpia  

Never let a man feel like he's better than your vibrator .

So na vibrator de make you vibrate well well pass man ba? E be like say dis aunty neva jam correct man yet o?

tpia:

you must be confused.

St Funmi posted a photo of the love child she had for you, on another thread today. The thing resembled baby gorilla but I understand its your carbon copy.

damn!

LMAO!

tpia:

you must be confused.

St Funmi posted a photo of the love child she had for you, on another thread today. The thing resembled baby gorilla but I understand its your carbon copy.

Dayyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm!!! Burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!

Never let a woman come between you and your mother.

So na vibrator de make you vibrate well well pass man ba? E be like say dis aunty neva jam correct man yet o?

Please, no man on earth lasts longer than a vibrator.

Please, no man on earth lasts longer than a vibrator.

St.Funmi:

Please, no man on earth  lasts longer than a vibrator.

are you looking for QUANTITY or QUALITY?, we are not machines, and neither are you.
i can last longer than your vibrator if i just lay down on my back and let YOU do all the work!!!
expecting men to shag like rabbits but you can't even ride a man for more than 5 mins before PUFFING and PANTING.

never ever date a women who lives in "vibratorland"!

Never ever let a woman know you SMELT your HANDS after FINGERING her. And never ever let her know you COULDN'T swallow SPITTLE for days UNTIL you used ORALDIN MOUTH WASH after giving her HEAD!!!!!

Should you tell her that the TOOTHPICK you are RUMMAGING for is to remove her WIRELIKE pubic hair from your TEETH after giving her, you know what? I DON'T THINK SO!!!!

Never let ifedisky know he has halitosis.

Never ever let FUMI know the SOUR MILK you complained about was indeed a LEAK from her left MAMMARIES

never let ifedisky know you were talking about his weenie when you mentioned pinkie.

WIKIPEDIA DEFINITION OF HALITOSIS; A CONDITION OF THE MOUTH AS AN ANTESCEDENT OF A NIGHT OUT, AGAINST PARENTAL ADVISE, ON ST. F'S COOCHIE. CURE YET TO BE FOUND .VECTOR BEST QUARANTINED!