Never let a man see you yawn while he's trying to "get it".

netotse:

@tope2000
i rebuke u in 5the name of Jesus

I rebuke u too

@Topic
Never let a man know you earn more than him

never let a woman know u think all women are eevil(all u NL gels caused it lol)

Never ever trust Funmi with you dic.k!

Yes because I have a knack for chopping them off.

Never let a man know you have a secret savings account

Never let a man stand between you and your career.

Never let a woman have the final say  

Never let a man deceive himself in thinking HE has the final say.

never ask a woman how many men she slept with, the answer will probably be a lie.

Never let a man make u choose between him and ur families

@tope
refer to my earlier post on women fooling themselves

@tope2000, did you see the new poem SP dropped? It is matured like YOU wanted.  

@topic, Never let a man know you are in love with his money  

Never let a guy know you faked ALL your orgasms

LadyT:

Never let a guy know you faked ALL your orgasms

and never let him know that only the Love Machine has truly made you get there.

netotse:

@tope
refer to my earlier post on women fooling themselves

Why?

DaPhoenix:

@tope2000, did you see the new poem SP dropped? It is matured like YOU wanted.

I havent, im going to chk it out now

LadyT:

Never let a guy know you faked ALL your orgasms

Jesus Wept!!!
I have seen more intelligent Silverbacks at London Zoo.

~Sauron~:

Jesus Wept!!!
I have seen more intelligent Silverbacks at London Zoo.

What has your fetish for gorillas got to do with your short pee pee not hitting the spot?

LadyT:

What has your fetish for gorillas got to do with your short pee pee not hitting the spot?   

U are ignorant. . . . . Not every woman gets her orgasm through sexual intercourse!!!

never ever let a gold digger forget that you own her stinking ass, if she steps out of line, bitch slap her at a 45degrees angle.

~Sauron~:

U are ignorant. . . . . Not every woman gets her orgasm through sexual intercourse!!!

Where did I say sexual intercourse?

Can you read?

MRbrownJAY:

never ever let a gold digger forget that you own her, if she steps out of line, bitch slap her at a 45degrees angle.

rofl

MRbrownJAY:

never ever let a gold digger forget that you own her stinking ass, if she steps out of line, bitch slap her at a 45degrees angle.

dead

indeed interestinq  

Never Ever Let a Woman from Nairaland Tease you.  

LadyT:

Where did I say sexual intercourse?

Can you read?

LadyT:

What has your fetish for gorillas got to do with your short pee pee not hitting the spot?  

Short pee pee = Cock!!!
Spot= center of gravity/Vagina.
See why i called you a baby Silverback??

Never let a man from nairaland diss you

Never let a Nigerian woman talk you into marriage

tope2000:

Never let a man from nairaland diss you

. . Oya try me!  

U are ignorant. . . . . Not every woman gets her orgasm through sexual intercourse!!!

The holy gospel according to one minute men.

Never let a man like Sauron be seen with you in public because your integrity will be severely damaged.

When I spoke of YOUR short pee pee I spoke in terms of your lack of endowment specifically my original statement was general.


*rolls eyes* I dont know why that statement upset you so much did it bring you flashbacks?

Nevermind.  Moving on.




rotflmao@funmi

ztyle:

. . Oya try me!  

Never let ztyle scare u

SHENANIGAN:

Never let a Nigerian woman talk you into marriage

Never let a man tell you to get pregnant first before marriage.

Never ever let your man that your friends party has male strippers. Tell him afterwards