Never ever let an unemployed man ask for your hand in marriage

Roflmao


So Sauron and Pataki should remain bachelors abi?

**osisi:

Never ever let a man say he'll marry you and there are no wedding bells ringing after 6 months

Never let a man know you've been secretly mixing Viagra pills with his drink.

Roflmao; the best yet.

Is it that time of the month for these my Nigerian sisters

you ladies are killing me

Never ever let a man like this near you in a dark alley

**osisi:

Never ever let an unemployed man ask for your hand in marriage

**osisi:

Never ever let a man say he'll marry you and there are no wedding bells ringing after 6 months

Rofl . . . . .  

ztyle:

. . Weak ke, try me and see how obama become president!!! . . . .e get as e dey do , . _{.Singinq p2!!}

Try ko

Never let a man know he is sh.it in bed

**osisi:

Never ever let a man like this near you in a dark alley

Buahahahahahahahahahaha . . . . . look at that small pee pee

Is it that time of the month for these my Nigerian sisters

Why not ask your Utahish white  mormon girlfriend?

SHENANIGAN:

Is it that time of the month for these my Nigerian sisters

Never ever let a man get away with the above statement.

**osisi:

Never ever let a man like this near you

why not? don't you see what he's packing?

LadyT:

Never ever let a man get away with the above statement.

Let's gang up on him

St.Funmi:

Roflmao; the best yet.  

*bows*

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I forgot to ask, is that real?

St.Funmi:

Why not ask your Utahish white  mormon girlfriend?

Why do you wanna go there

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Never let a man like this near you because he has killed his peewee with steroids. Big for nothing, I tell you.

Why do you wanna go there

Are you not proud of her anymore?

never let a woman know she's more interesting when she gets pissed off

St.Funmi:

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Never let a man like this near you because he has killed his peewee with steroids. Big for nothing, I tell you.

Lemme go sleep b4 una choke me with laughter

Never let a woman give you STD like Rihanna gave Chris Brown

Never marry an ugly shot man otherwise you'll be surprised you'll be hotter than your 20 year old daughter even though you are near 50.

Never Ever let a woman give you her "P" to Suck!! . . .it's not good!  

Never Ever let a woman give you her "P" to Suck!! . . .it's not good!

Why? Especially when it's hygienic and nutritious?

ztyle:

Never Ever let a woman give you her "P" to Suck!! . . .it's not good!  

Never let a man like the one above deceive you; he lives on pussy like it's his daily bread.

Ladies, neverr let a man tell you that he'll pull out on the last minute. Because he won't.

Never let a man lead you into having sex without first getting checked.

Never let a man tell you "I love you" just because you want to hear it.

Never let a man do anythng for you all in the name of obligation.

Ladies, neverr let a man tell you that he'll pull out on the last minute. Because he won't.

The only last minute pull out men are good at is  going to the altar. Every other form of pull out na lie.

never let a woman know u bout to dump her ass, takes the fun away  

Never ever open your leg for any guy until he walks you down the aisle and both of you say ''i do''

never ever let a pregnant woman lure you into her bed.

you might damage the baby's head.

*Hauwa*:

Never ever open your leg for any guy until he walks you down the aisle and both of you say ''i do''

is that the supermarket aisle?!

Never let threads forever derail to sexuality ALL THE TIME.

never ever let a pregnant woman lure you into her bed.

you might damage the baby's head.

You creep.

superstan:

never ever let a pregnant woman lure you into her bed.

you might damage the baby's head.

Lmao

*Hauwa*:

Never ever open your leg for any guy until he walks you down the aisle and both of you say ''i do''

Never ever let a woman that likes food too much make you walk down the aisle