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[quote author=~vicky~]A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you?. The girl replied with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the
students in the library started staring at the guy, he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said; “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?. The guy responded with a loud voice; 10k FOR ONE NIGHT THAT’S TOO MUCH o! ... All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty
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[quote author=~vicky~]Man discovered COLORS and invented
PAINT..

Woman got inspired from PAINT and
invented MAKEUP..

Man discovered WORD and invented
CONVERSATION..

Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION
and invented GOSSIP..

Man discovered AGRICULTUREand
invented FOOD...

Woman got inspired from FOOD and
invented DIET....

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and
invented LOVE....

Woman got inspired from LOVE and
invented LOVE TRIANGLES..

Man discovered TRADING and invented
MONEY...

Woman got MONEY and started
SHOPPING...

women are mouthed [/quote]that's hilarious

y so much disgust

happy birthday

[quote author=~vicky~]more jokes

A teacher gave d whole class an assignment to draw anything.

5 minutes later, Akpors gave the teacher a blank piece of paper.

Teacher: What is dis?

Akpors: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.

Teacher: (Looked at d paper) Where's d grass?

Akpors: The cow ate all of it.

Teacher: (Looked at d paper again)...then, where's d cow?

Akpors: It left because there are no more grass to eat na.
[/quote]nice jokes

FOREXMART: u must be an Oguta gurl right?

yez

[quote author=~vicky~]Follow instructions carefully to crack the code.

[1] Vicky has got a secret that she wants to tell you, scroll down to number 5
[2] The answer is on number 11
[3] Don't be angry, look at 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad look at 13
[5] Kikiki 1st look at number 2
[6] Don't be that angry look at 12
[7] Just trying to wish u all a FRUITFUL DAY AHEAD!
[8] What I wanted to tell you is... THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient look at 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this look at 6
[12] Sorry look at 8
[13] Don't get mad look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this but look at 3
[15] You must be really mad at me now but look at number 9

enjoy[/quote]

nice thread

Please prevent yourself and your loved one from contacting diabetes. A couple that had been married for 20 long years were both recently diagnosed with diabetes. Findings showed that they both contracted the disease as a result of the names they called each other: Honey, sweetie, sugar, sweetheart, hot chocolate etc . Start early to cal ur spouse names like; Yoyo Bitter, Bitterleaf, Oroki, Alomo, etc

nicey 1

thanks @ all

happy birthday

amosy007: popcorn and tootpaste

or akamu, pap, eku and speedy biscuit

speedy biscuit??

is dat a meal

lmao.... d pastor craze pass

nice 1

oranges, banana and apples

ofe nsala and pounded yam



add urs

nicey 1

During the exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet.
His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying.
*when collecting the paper after the exam*
Teacher: I'm gonna minus 10 marks.
Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?
Teacher: For copying.
Akpors: How do you know that I was copying?
Teacher: I saw you looking under the table.
Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, "STUDY THE TABLE BELOW ".

HE CLEAR!

nice 1 @ d poster

@ vicky pls ignore dat old idt



wonder if his boss sacked him datz y he's behaving like dis

Idowuogbo: She's d thread starter

ok

who's is this badosky

dani1luv: R u a Guy??

or is he gay?

[quote author=d-brightest]what i asked 4 was not given[/quote]coughing

booqee: ^yeah! Yeah ee dey pepper me say u dey part of those people wey wan destroy nairaland jokes section! God no go gree for una!
#gbam!

i tire for dis thread

mcnepow: Looool
.
Na ugu abi na bitter leaf be that??

i wonder o......abi na ewedu leaf

OMG

love in Congo

dis 1 is

██████ 100% joke

thumbs up ^^^