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See brazilians throwing every man forward thinking this is columbia. 4nil down n more to come!

She used to be my girl, now she's the mother of my boys

pasqal09: The only thing u did wrong is failing to drink the water

Una no kill me for nl, see as peeps dey luk me as I dey laff

mrsincredible: This game will go like this: dont use these following words IS, THE, OF, AND, IN and A

Please don't spoil this game

your game seems to be fun

I remember trying to make a robot after seeing the cartoon voltron defender of the universe. After making the robot with zinc I cut the wire of our radio, attached the naked ends to d robot and plugged it while holding unto the robot with the satisfaction and pride of einstein. What happened to me afterwards is best left imagined!!! Anyway I made sure all my friends got the zapping of their lives cos I invited them over to try it out and see my wonderful inventions

MRbrownJAY: the person standing has a face, and therefore should count as the 6th face.

Did u also consider dat she's standing on a face? N dat d cloud also has a face. 7 faces bro

Goooooooaaaaaaaaal!!!!!!!!! Ramsey

freecocoa: Ara gbanie gi enu there, ozu rere e're.

#justsayinghi

ANOWAAM IKE!!! Babe dis is d perfect way to say hi

roymary: To Know if i have a high sperm count- the beautiful omoge has to chew before she swallows

ur sperm na garri n groundnut? Abi pebbles dey inside? Go n see a doctor sharpaly!

I don't wanna dance by eddie grant

Gooooooaaaaaaaalllllllllllll! Gnabry

REHOZIBAH: Hi All

I just thought to bring this result update from the Offa LG Re-run held today in Kwara state


Balogun Aromasodun APC 137 PDP 21
Essa. 108. 34
Olumo. 138. 32
Iyeru Okin. 20. 09
Ita Erin. 149. 34
Kamawu. 126. 53
Balogun Iso Isu. 132. 47
Balogun Ajoda. 126. 41
Folarin. 186. 46
Film House. 135. 46
St Cyprian A. 52. 16
". ". B. 128. 48
Orita Merin. 149. 32
OGS. 135. 19
Ile Oyawoye. 172. 56
Ejiwunmi. 217. 60
Ikolaba. 152. 62
Ambe. 184. 51
Ogani. 128. 64
Popoola. 137. 37
Palace polling booth. 182. 75


More result update as they get released

CREDIT AND SOURCE-@olatundekazeem on twitter

get ur facts before posting, vanguard jst reported that pdp won

Donmams: SMH for you. You are celebrating public assault by ignorant soldiers who do not know their left from right. In civilised countries a soldier dares not speak rudely to a civilian else risk court martial. However i won't be surprised to see more fools celebrating this nonsense.

its glaringly obvious that you don't know the meaning of STATE OF EMERGENCY. For your info boko haram has already destroyed the civilisation of that area therefore heralding the coming of the military. Stop reasoning like a DOOR MAT!

tpia.:
if thats it then it looks like a squid.

yeah its a squid but I'm sure the nigerian police haven't heard of it before

9jadelta: nexr thing, he go seize power

I swear down, this guy fit instigate military takeover

jackbauersballs: These people again...bringing this evil from a foreign land

Their love for money no dey respect age-imagine a 17 year old already a full fledged mogul in the industry invented by his forefathers(as stated in article)

These people need serious introspection to discover why they continue to produce master criminals and populate prisons worldwide

though I can't see you, but from your comment the original definition of an dunce took form. I can now vision your clueless hands typing off sensitive words to instigate a tribal war. What has the boy's actions got to do with his origin. You only know a f.ool from the words on their lips

emk4lif: The level of illiteracy and crass ignorance
exhibited on nairaland is alarming, the minister in question was part of the lebanese president's delegation that visited GEJ two months ago, Hezbollah has a political wing in Lebanon with 30% of the Lebanese Parliament, hate has blinded the sense of reasoning of some of u

Tell them. Most of them don't even go through the whole article before posting

shey spermatozoa and egg don dey form quran abi?

I.Joan:
Well! I stay in the U.S...(gosh it feels good saying that)

A "happy" emoticon doesn't convey that!

Babe there are no happy emoticons for 3rd class impostors living in the U.S
If it feels so good then don't get invovled in naija matters. Wetin carry ur american behind come nairaland sef

SimonAndal: ILLUMATI DEVIL SEXY PIKIN WILL ROT IN FIRE OF LOVE ORE TO DENY OBAMA WIFE TROUSERS AND PENIS. SUCK IN HETEROSEXUAL BEAST AND BEAUTIFUL SEUN!

Una dey help me see this post? Person fit die as a result of absorbtion of rubbish fo nl o. Guy wat exactly is your problem, is your medication finished?

samstradam: It's just a matter of time before someone comes on this thread and points out that all the affected workers are IGBOS.

Don't be a fool, what exactly is freaking you out about igbos?

Bance abi na banshee e no go work for you

Hehehehehehe my God too mch. Sipping brut with my wifey n enjoying maself thoroughly

CyberG: LOL...retardeen things! Wait they are coming to lie day to night soon.

Sometimes when people like you speak it shows ignorant and childish you are. I suppose you want Gej to paint the walls or fix the toilet seats himself. To educate you, Gej does'nt even know the contractor nor when the contract was awarded. That's why we have ministries and departments under them

playah P: May justice be done!!
But that guy get akpor brother ooh..
I wouldn't expose my bro even if he killed 1million pple... We'd deal with it the family way..

Don't worry by the time you'll be strangled, the murderer's brother will keep his lips sealed. Ignorant child

playah P: May justice be done!!
But that guy get akpor brother ooh..
I wouldn't expose my bro even if he killed 1million pple... We'd deal with it the family way..

Don't worry by the time you'll be strangled, the murderer's brother will keep his lips sealed. Ignorant child

goldfish80: This same omabala river https://www.nairaland.com/1153424/anambra-christmas-eve-tragedy-5

Get ur facts before commenting. These two rivers( amansea n omanbala) are different with about 1hr30mins drive separating them

mukina2: polddi
1!1!!!

gooaal!!!!

goooooaaaal! Gibbs my boy

damosky12: Nigerians are'nt always proud of their teams. u'd be surprized at the perfomance of d super eagles..

my brother its nt that i'm not proud of them, i am bt i dnt put my hope in them. Being an arsenal fan is bad enough for my health and i dont intend to make it worse

Ten players from barca? U kidding me? My prayer for these boys is that they will not leave the pitch imbeciles or father children who will be born dizzy as a result of over dribbling. So help them GOD!

North n dia mata don taya me sef. These northeners have sworn to make their land desolate and poverty stricken by wanton violence and shedding the blood of innocent people. Tomorrow someone will come up and blame fg for backwardness in the region. Ndi ala

YoungSalute: In a serious dilemma, where I have to look into my mother eyes to confront her to leave my woman alone or I will show her the way out. But I reminisced the sacrifice and etc. But I can't allow her control my home too. What should I do ?

Annoying part is that she sings those annoying gospel grasp, satan don fall for ground.....

d first n worst mistake u made was 2 keep both ur mum n wife under d same roof. If u ar living in ur mother's house den go look 4 ur own apartment bt if d house is urs den send her home n giv ur wife d peace she dservs