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the way they are going they may never see the big picture

o ndia n'eme umuoma jiri gbaa oso na threadia.

fake na tosh were nu nwayo o.

english and englishes you people are without no ashamed to post this kind of grammer here. in front of my very before me, without afraid, you people posted this eh? it is not good oh

i has spoke

toshmann:
@darfur

na ya mama dey on drugs idiot

toshmann abeg no vex all na joke. this thread na complete parody. nothing serious here (including omoge/ elgaxton saga although my man elgie mean business o )
I take God beg u for forgiveness. it was meant to be a joke but it looks like you are new to this thread. you took our words seriously.

sorry

this is happening in the 21st century. when will this end? this is a shame on humanity

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_hIJXVzZvLE



if ette and her "honorable" colleagues could spend a little time to bring this issue up to national and international levels it will do a little good

when i was in Unical, i remember reinhhard bonnke came for a crusade that lasted several days, he preached all those nights, on the night i went ( i guess the 3rd or 4th night) he had sore throat from restless preaching all through the week. now is he fake? tell me somebody?

if you say a pastor cant be sick, because they are gods or sons of God, then perhaps you may well say they cant die. they cant get hungry, they dont go to toilet and they should not "hammer" their wifes (and/or concubines ) to get children. . . yes. . . .after all they can pray for children to descend like the virgin mary episode. they should not travel by flight or use the internet b/c espirito santo will show them everthing they may want from the internet.

nigerians and religion who una think say those pastors be sef?

i heard she has 2 eyes and two legs.

infact i heard her name is omotola

is it true she is a woman?

it's high time seun assesses the IQ of the people who register in this forum

elgie no mind toshmann. he is on drugs. i am ya friend and i'll tell u the truth, get the right documents and i'll give u clearance and fast fast u and omoge will become 5 and 6 so teeey una go forget even me wey arrange am.

toshmann,
i think you should reduce the amt of weed you take these days

Donzman:
There's no reason why a Yoruba man born outside of Lagos can become Governor while an Efik born in Lagos cannot, what is the reasoning behind that?
It's either One Nigeria or not, no ifs and buts.

you wish. but no be 2day

echelon:
Onye nwere nti ya nuru

onye n'enweghikwanu nti?

pidgin all the way. wetin de shele for this zone nothing mega

e be like say i no go ever win for this thing. i don loose three weeks straight. na wa o

elgie i be ya friend o
how was ya b.day?

presido

enwere m issue m choro i reportu to you. o maka fake na tosh, mmadu abuo oshi ndi a ebidola inweta poison na threadia, now lee ka ha na a-planu ikpa romeo eze. lee ka ha choro i wepu ya ihe oji wuru nwoke

presido, i ga echi ndi oshi abuo a serious warning maka threadia bu peace zone. anyi achoghi any rancour ebe a. umuoma nile n'abia na threadia alachaala maka nke a ana akpo toshman. now only nnenne remain and very soon nnenne ga esi ebe a laa. threadia aburuzia bone bone. anyway oge ahu, agaghi m ano ya.

warnuo ha o, presido warnuo ha o

man utd una no go fit win chelsea today o

man utd 1:1 chelsea

gunner for life as long as they are winning

suck am back. na we language be dat. hoha. we love am

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i go die o

. . . . . . . but wait a minute, this is not a laughing matter, this is a reflection of the dehumanising ability of extreme poverty. perhaps these people i'm laughing at should be pitied for extreme poverty. they are actually victims. . . . . . . . .

i hear you

angel101:
@ all
Pidgin is not the problem afterall it is a language. The problem here is abuse of the English language e.g

reverse back = reverse your car
cut your hand = turn your steering wheel
dress for me = move up the seat
still yet = ?
night vigil = ? (vigil is always at night)
should incase = ?

in case of incasity= in case
repeat again= repeat
extreme end= extreme or end
luxurious bus=luxury bus
kill am die=kill

this na our own language, if u wan learn am u go language classes for any of the numerous universities motor parks wey full naija.

omoge:
El, just hang in there

elgie
this na polite american way of saying. . . "go hang"
2mrw una go say na darfur stop elgie from meeting omoge, but se as the babe don talk am say make elgie go hang. and she don talk am more than once. my man still de get hope

toshmann
this guy wey de smoke gbana, wetin concern you for this bizness i hear say u get reputation for women for nairaland, just be careful. this one wey u don suddenly get interest in this thread, de even suggest make elgie leave omoge alone, to clear space for ya ambition, you think say i no know?
look, i no care where u de live, but b4 u get to omoge you must follow due process. and that means you must get appropriate authorisation from. . . . . . [size=13pt]me[/size]

elgie,
happy birthday how na? long time no vex anyhow how old you dey? 11, 12 . . . . . tell ya friend na

well, best wishes from london. i wish you everything you wish yourself (including omoge's number after due process)

@sienna
as the chief executive you have special treatment. also as a stingy executive we know you wont tamper with omoge's financial status since you encourage stingyness unlike elgie who would delve straight for the girl's finances. and more importantly, you are the boss

@omoge
dont give out ya number without due authorisation from the Stingy Inc

faketan lee ihe gi na tosh mere na threadia. onye obula n'agbazi oso from here, maka onweghi onye choro i bute poison gi na tosh n'efe na threadia.

a mustiri m i reportu unu n'aka presido k'omara ihe aga eme unu abuo. lee nno threadi bu the hottest na nairaland, ugbua o buzi desert

onye tinye isi, e bepu ya isi. onye obula agbafuola. a huru m otu gi na tosh si n'acho onye unu ga enye poison.
a ga m e table-u ihea na aka presido. ka amara otu aga esi restore security and trust na threadia.

ELGIE
one difference btw the western world and ours is the issue of law and order and u have to learn how to follow due process.
you must get clearance from me b4 you get omoge's number. i dont want to remind you of this again
if you need any assistance, you can reach me on www.darfurobstacle.co.uk click on contact-clearance. you'll see my number there, also you'll see the giudeline on getting a clearance. do this b4 u ask for omoge's number.

i warn you. . .for the last time

sorry guys for going a little bit off topic. . . . . .please may i use this opportunity to raise the awareness that there is an inhuman but man made disaster going on in the world in a place called darfur. please let us call on God to intervene as it is getting more obvious that human beings are not able to stop that disaster

remember, when you hear that 200,000 are dead. . . they are 200,000 human beings, just like you and me, created in the image and likeness of God and also loved by God, let us take 2 seconds or more to ask God to help out in that region and restore peace and humanity in . . .AMEN.

sorry guys for going a little bit off topic. . . . . .please may i use this opportunity to raise the awareness that there is an inhuman but man made disaster going on in the world in a place called darfur. please let us call on God to intervene as it is getting more obvious that human beings are not able to stop that disaster

remember, when you hear that 200,000 are dead. . . they are 200,000 human beings, just like you and me, created in the image and likeness of God and also loved by God, let us take 2 seconds or more to ask God to help out in that region and restore peace and humanity in Jesus name . . .AMEN.

as lots of people march today around the world, i seek to use this opportunity to remind all and sundry that the violence is still going on, the children are still dying, the sick are still without adequate medical attention, the homeless still have no home, the supporter of APC are still armed, the killers still have the support of the government, the pregnant women still have little hope, the rapists are still on course, the man made disaster is still functional. . . . . the whole problem is irrelevant. . . . .the conflict can still be controlled. . . . those who can do something about this disgrace can still act now. . . .the problem can still be solved. . . . . . and most important of all. . . it is an urgent response that is required.

when will this end?