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Elgaxton:
@OmogeNaija


Abi i beg u make u no go uk, u sey u too sabi, e don be for u! You must go that STINGY UK O!

STINGY DARFUR! HOW LIFE AND THE TOILET SCRUBBING DEY GO, HOPE SEY DEM DON PROMOTE You O!

@Omoge!

No worry make your mind no fly!

give me your number make i call u nah

haaaaaaaaaaa elgie my maaaaaaaaaan you still dey? haha miss you bro
to answer your question, it's been a very good month. at work i've been promoted to senior chief packer wow, somebody shout hurray     . . . .
as if that is not enough, my Director at stingy UK Inc his stinginess, Chief the stingy AA Sienna has recommended me for promotion into a senior stingy strategist   and has directed me to open up branches all over the UK. I'm heading to Wales next week to co-ordinate the nurturing of our new branch there
so bro, life is good.
how u dey?
no worry to tell me i know already     try smile you hear, e go better  

omoge
no give am your number o o o . the beggar de find target

willywilly:
@PTH,
All dey things wey you dey talk na true,
Make i tell u, u see many of this people wey dey here for this Nairaland, them bi armed Robbers. them no get another job.
someone like Denex, i believe sey him na armed robber.
me i dey Naija, i know dey things wey dey happen.
so, if u dey come back to Niaja, make you take care. If not, if DENEX see you, he go rob u all your money.
Then u go hear. Bang!bang!!bang!!!bang!!!!ban!!!gbang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahaha i go die o. . . . . . this thread na de thread. any day in nairaland without this thread is a wasted day this na de real anti hypertensive zone

denex,
so you be thief ehh?

oga thief denex abeg no vex o, no be me talk

make me sef go pack some shit for a few quid men

aisha2:
Am sure some people will find something in my post to badmouth even after i have tried to make it as objective as possible.

yeah right. the guilty are afraid

aisha2:
Most of us living in Nigeria contrary to the oppinon of some posters have valid visas we travel abroad when we need to and come back home even when we have the oppurtunity of living there we just choose to live and work in Nigeria to See how we can contribute to making a better Nigeria.

big lie. you guys are there b/c either you have a good job or you couldn't find a way to go abroad or for some other personal reason. leave that patriotism thingy for those you can decieve

aisha2:
, things are gradually looking up here,

you're right. as in port harcout eh? pls say something else.

@aloib
wetin?

omogenaija:
ole , ole , ole

so basically i don't get anything @ all

for the 2nd time, i'll say, welcome to stingy UK

just look at the most recent example, the niger delta. this once peaceful area has become a centre of violence. 1st it was kidnapping of foreign workers, we tolerated it. then foriegn workers started to run away. they started to kidnap nigerians. then they started to kidnap kids. . .2yr old, 3 yrs old kids. we kept cool. then they kidnapped an old woman. . . we kept cool. then they started killing people (hopefully killing themselves__i dont know) we kept cool. now i hear that port harcourt is a no go area and that it's residents are afraid to step out of their homes. the president is said to have ordered the IG of police and other security chiefs to relocate to PH.

see, it is a gradual process. if naijans shouted whoaaaaaaaa when the 1st person was kidnapped, those kidnappers would have thought 2ice b4 kidnapping again. imagine the outcry in the UK when little madeline was kidnapped. the whole europe got involved. this would discourage the kidnapper and his cohorts such that they will think 2ice b4 going for another kidnap. but us, noooo, so the kidnappers kidnap at random.

today it is PH, it may begin to spread. . . . . . owerri is close and a likely target being an apparently quiet city. hey Aba is not far away and a likely boiling point. imagine if this violence spreads to Aba which has massob elements already

what does it take to spark a backlash on an impassive govt?

owerri. presido i dey come ka m lee match of the day
bye

great, but in our company, the director aka chief executive said for every £1000 made a tax of £950 is required and after that u must patronise our cafe where the cheapest service costs £200.
all the best sister
welcome to stingy UK Inc


sign. .Darfur
manager on behalf of the chief executive( oga sienna)

read through the thread, some posters used that phrase

presido1:
biko nu onye atufuru la ewu a onu ka onwe ike puwa ebea. isa ya now ede kwa ozo.

ok
presido ibiala. udo diri gi.

nnenne foto gi amaka o.  

ajorom njo, ya mere enweghi m foto

a bu m onye imo. gi kwanu, kedu ebe isi?

always at your service

i no go church

omogenaija:
oluwa o se o , i'll be on the next flight to UK , i need to make some money and stingy Uk seems like the perfect place for money making

you are welcome my very good sister. we will give you the benefits of stinginess in a stingy way

nnenneigbo:
nne ka m watchia ya, my team meriri taa.

ikomi gini di wrong with gi na romeo.

ada bekee kedu team gi? nkem bu mgba mgba brotherhood fc of umuachara

ok ahulam ya na signature gi. . .arsenalu

kedu mgbe match of the day ga ebido

BlkRaven:
Perhaps some pastors don't even believe the stuff they preach so they need backup just in case.

no be me de talk, na prime minister botha de talkio. . . . . . . . .________fela kuti

omogenaija:
so how is it going in stingy UK ?

Siena:
Sweetheart, it's all well and good!

very very well and good. sienna, ably assisted by my humble self, is doing very very well. his stingy leadership is greatly improving our stock exchange value. it couldn't have been any better

we have a country where at least three elected governors are having a problem with the british police. a country where ex governors are running helter skelter to stop EFCC from investigating them. the level of corruption in nigeria has sky rocketed beyond comparison and in the midst of extreme poverty and high mortality especially under 5 mortality and maternal mortality is among the worst in the world. our health system is a disaster ( and when these governors have a headache or conjuctivitis a.k.a apollo, they run to london) education is so poorly funded that our schools aint recognised abroad. (our thieves send their children abroad, and if darfur has to carry shit to get money to pay for school some people complain).

in this kind of country, someone says i should not criticise. if we live in this situation without being vehement in our criticism, we'll gradually get used to it. and accept it. already we are used to rigged elections, graduates in nigeria are getting used to having no jobs. someone looked at all the graduates and educated people nigeria has and asked me how we end up with the kind of leadership we have.

another nigeria home vs nigeria abroad thread. oh my Gawd. whenwill these our brothers at home stop molesting those of us outside who are struggling to make ends meet.

anybody looking for a sh-t packer, here am i. i don pack shit so teyyy i fit differentiate the shit of oyibo from that of black man. just looking at shit i fit tell the age of the shitter as well as the gender and even location. i don become expert. . . . .is someone happy now? but i dey go school, i get bills and if i ask the thread starter for money e no go give me so i decide to pack shit to pay for myself, still people de vex.

nation building, hmmmm. make una 1st do election and census. then we go fit arrange our country, then we fit employ people from other countries to come pack our shit too

for now, make i de pack de sh-t. e de vex you,

source pls, you know the rules in nairaland

[quote author=larger_20 link=topic=70489.msg1358318#msg1358318 date=1186269402]I heard the news, were you arrested?[/quote]what an insulting question

geegee:
i am marred i can't be seen in such embarrasing situation. im just worried for your mother,sister and daughter if u have any.

nice answer

@topic
i'm very worried now b/c whenevr these thieves in govt houses cant do anything positive or when they want to steal, they start pursuing irrelevant issues to distract the public and probably claim cheap popularity. i'm very worried now for the leaders we have today.

i wu afo anu
you are a piece of intestinal flesh

meaning: you (whoever is reading this) are hopeless

orok edem:
make una no worry, if you see my wife picture una go commend Darfur

my wife na de sweetest thing wey happen to my life show us ya wife photo make we see

donnie:
Look at you!

You are looking for who you will kill next.

Anyways, many of them pastors wouldnt mind moving without security men, but for members like me who wouldn't let them. Afterall, they preach in open air crusades before millions including armed robbers, thugs and assasins.

I remember david's mighty men who will prevent David from going out to meet an enemy saying they will take care of them by themselves saying lest the light of Iseal be put out; that is the spirit. And Peter who wouldnt let those wicked pharisees and soldiers come close to Jesus.

Besides, if some of them like my pastor did, they will be causing unnecessary stampedes on the streets. And with people like you around, they had better have armed guards around. Afterall, what did those dear reverend fathers which we read about last year in the papers do to deserve such a death. They were murdered in their church premises.
Its not like they are known to be very wealthy though.

what does it take for people to ask the right questions? why are people so gullible? how can a pastor employ armed guards. dont tell me it's the church members that are insisting on giving him armed guards. what if the church members insisted on buying him a wheel barrow for transportation, would he accept? so that issue of church members giving him armed guards is absolute bunkum.
haha, i don die for this we obodo nigeria wetin i no go hear. some pastors are said to own guns, some have marital problems, some dont live with their wives. na wa o.
i laugh in swahili

Tats:
This so called badmouth should be clearly defined. If it is talking negatively about your country to foreigners, then I have a problem with that. A large number of Nigerians overseas would surely come up to the defence of their country in front of foreign colleagues, mates or friends. What most people tend to forget is that many Nigerians overseas have lived a greater part of their lives in Nigeria and know exactly what is happening there.

If it is criticising the government about the state of affairs, then as Nigerians we all have the rights to do so irrespective of where we live. Why are those overseas singled out for cristising the government when in phone call conversations with people resident in Nigeria, most of what is said from the Nigerian end are negatives about the country? All those saying "time will come" when Nigeria will be good, do you think that we do not know that? the question is when will this time come? Check out a Nigerian newspaper from early nineties and compare with one of 2007 and you will see that the problems plaguing the nation are still largely the same. Accepted that there is currently progress, but it is not good enough.

Here in the UK, the Prime Minister and his cabinet members are frequently openly criticised in parliament meetings by the opposition (even for things we Nigerians would consider very simple), but you never find that happening in Nigeria. Well, I can hear someone saying our democracy is not that matured, but do we have to go through the several hundred years they went through to get their democracy matured? It is high time we started saying the truth and stopped living in the past and hoping that things will change.

Nigerians living in developed countries want the same kind of standard of living in these countries to be the norm in their country also! So don't expect me to wake up everyday and say my country is the greatest country on planet earth! We are blessed with all kinds of resources, YES, but the management of these resources is in question here.

tats u've said it all. you've really said it all.
when an open criminal like ibori is busy enjoying birthday and celebrating that he wont be prosecuted, how far can we be reduced. the evidence against this man is so overwhelming that if his case is brought to the courts, even the most corrupt judge will find it extremely hard to free him. but in nigeria, he is not just free, he is a "hero" to be celebrated. boasting that he wont be prosecuted. if darfur talks, they say i'm badmouthing. darfur will continue to talk, one day, i will be in a position to contribute immensely to nigeria's salvation. for now, let me continue to gather my armoury. the likes of ibori will never go free. even if they die, their corpses must be exhumed an tried because there was, there is, and there will never be peace for the wicked

i think the best part of me is my scrotum.
they are so cool and rounded. with the scrotal skin well ruggeated and the balls within so sharply prominent even from the skin.
i love my scrotum

we go find way. jus leave am for us

na from here i dey get the preparation to build naija. when fate go put naija in the hands of my generation. i will contribute to the building of my country. to put things right. not to sing praises of some stupid leaders like you want me to do.
i wont praise s-h-i-t. but i love naija

you commot jare too wetin you mean by badmouthing? if i see say something bad, i talk am hooohaaa i no go celebrate insanity. imagine country wey london police get case with . . . .how many of our governors. . . .i don loss count. governors o, elected governors o. who dey badmouth who? na those thieves na dem de badmouth our country and people like me refuse to keep quiet.

we must raise awareness of this national insult brought by corruption and not free speech users like darfur our real enemies are those who steal our money and we must make them uncomfortable otherwise they'll continue to steal. if al-gore did not shout out the world may never have known that americans can rig elections too.

criticism should not be the same as badmouthing. may be BBC/CNN over do it but it is people like alami who give them the chance to do it in the 1st place. and at any opportunity i have i will speak out against evil. call me badmouther now. history will bestow me honor

i no go church today. as if i have been going to chruch before

anyway, i'll be going for evening mass. . . . hopefully

but where i go get money for offering sef? ahaaaa, stingy darfur in stingy UK. ok i'll give just £1. hmmmn that money too big ooo that na 250 naira oops i go give 50p. anyhow . after all God no need my money. na my soul he want. na these pastors need my money. inshort na 10p i go give. or even 2p. inshort i no get money to give. hoha. them go pursue me?