₦airaland Forum

@oscar
abeg comot that ya yeye face, e dey spoil my laptop

just re-apply. i don dey ready to help now, you no go cash in on such rare opportunity.

i can never forget the 1st time i cooked. . . . . . . . . . . . . . i lost my darling mother that night. . . . . . . . . . . . obviously i cant remember how the food was. cant remember if i ate that night. . . . . . .

kabirat why dont you give me a try?

just try me. a trial will confuse you

i would have loved to see ya photo.

v@28? wow. i lost mine at . . . . . . . . . . cant remember.

but i think you should keep it up and perhaps more privately and finally, are you religious? if so, i think you should pray for the right guy b/c now, all the wrong guys (including me)are aware of you and will be streaming forward.

all da best

seun when will you ban me?

ihe odirila amu mma, ya aruwa isi na ala?

were things good for the penis, it wouldn't have been pointing downwards.

MP007:
buttom line, onlien dating sucks, whats going on? why are men so afraid of approaching ladies today ? i hate online dating

pretty ladies are so hard to approach these days b/c they are always very insolent and proud on 1st appraoch, and in this jet age 21st century, most men dont have the patience for hard get games. that is why that british man whose child was abducted in the niger-delta ended up with such a woman(no disrespect to the woman, but one would expect an european to do better than marry a nigerian woman that can hardly speak english)

in my village we say that when all beautiful ladies play hard to get, the ugly woman gets the prince. ponder.

elgie. . . . . . .peace

oya re-apply. i go try work am for you

kelon:
all this 419, drug dealers and cannibal people.lol.

heheheeeeeee wahala dey smell ooo

laudate:
Bad belle, attacks, counter attacks and a whole lot of stuff.

Other folks need to be banned too, for posting stories and articles that are highly defammatory of other ethnic groups. . . . . . . not just Dimka.

yes o. but i believe anyone yet to be banned in nl has not yet done anything significant

elgie my maaaaaaan, when your economy improve you re-apply

by the way, elgie you stingy o, you stingy so tey you go block my runs for another side.

you think say na me block ya application? no be me o, na the departmental policy to block such applications. for your application to be approved, you need to prove beyond reasonable doubt that you have strong ties to your country of birth such as property, family, finance etc. then the board will consider ya application. no be me do you o. na de policy do you so, i just be agent.

i remain your very good friend. . . Daffy Daffy Dafur.
all the best.

Easybaby:
@sandykoko . . . .  .I feel you! . . . . . . . . . . No man wanted you . . . . . . . .I think you need some prayer

point of correction babygirl, darfur wanted sandykoko. just read up a few posts earlier

banned

dimka ;D_______________the latest.a confirmed igbo hater and devourer of igbo joy. also an honorary igbo specialist. allegedly banned by seun for tribalistic tendencies.

if not for abacha, we nigerians would not have known the importance of democracy. but b/c abacha came, and completely ruled naija single handedly, at his own whims and caprices, to his own benefits, we then realised that no matter how bad, we no need military again. as bad as 2003 elections were, no one called for military intervention. when 2007 elections came and made it worse, we still preferred our quasi democracy.

in the same vein, dimka and people like him have made it clear how tribalism can ruin a nation. in nairaland, we have not met each other, we dont know each other. you dont even know if the other person is the gendr displayed or at the location desplayed and yet so much bitterness ensues such that some threads become war zones and eventually get torn apart. perhaps we can learn from it. this can show us that we can take 200yrs to fight ourselves and destroy the nation and eventually have ourselves to blame.

perhaps, like abacha did, dimka is teaching us that nigeria can never move forward until we embrace each other, despite our tribal differences, as nigerians.

this we must learn from dimka. while he remains banned.

jo-z imakwara nma o. no wonder toshmann na ikomi ji adogbuga onweha. the nwa adirokwa bad at all.

sandykoko:
Stingy UK Inc Dafur, has admitted that he is inlove with (coughs!!!!!!) wats her name?

sandykoko

Elgaxton:
@Darfur!
Dear sir,
Permission to Yarn with Omoge

I humbly indicate my interest to drop a message or Yarn with Omoge!

_{[s]I hope you 'll understand since you are more into recruiting shit business oriented people[/s]}

Allow me o
Yours faithfully,
Elgaxton!

dear applicant,
I regret (but with happiness and relief ) to inform you that your application to reach omoge has been denied.
truth is that making contact of any sort with her at this time will be economically disadvantageous from omoge's perspective especially as you don't have strong ties to nigeria in terms of finance, property or otherwise, as the case may be. your application failed to proove that your contact with my client will not in anyway run down her emotional, spiritual, social and financial happiness and i'm hereby compelled by her majesty's government to reject the application.
On behalf of her majesty, and her majesty's honorable minister for stinginess, His Stinginess, Chief The Honourable AA Sienna, I do wish you the best of luck in your future endeavours

Sign_Darfur

idiot

hey i forgot to add BABEELOVE and O-B-J. I love dem controversial dudes.

and all those frequent visitors as well as the permanent residents of banned in nairaland. and also prospective candidates for banning are all admirable members.

if you have yet to be banned by seun, you have not yet made any meaningful contribution to nairaland.

enitan2002:
But there're also some that are very ok, but seems to be holding back especially in giving out personal info. But i wont mention names here.

and you want others to mention names ehh?

anyway, i love controversy. i cherish it well, so i guess i'll like to have the following as friends (not lovers) and both sexes are involved(and i'm not gay)

simply me
TOH
dimka
Aba-4-life
drusillar
sista
9-2-5
donzman
and my main maaan elgaxton etc etc etc

in the absence of a real war darfur shoots himself in the leg and limps away angrily

then refer him to darfur. any message he has for you should be sent through me

darfur is fuming seriously . . . .where are the NINs. . . . . . . . . .

omoge no give am number o. make him send you mail instead, or refer him to his great friend darfur.

donates a solid slap for roscomugu

Roscodaddy:
All NIDS just returned from their early morning shift of shit packing.na wah,NINS are coming with Izal and Sheltox

for ya ignorant brain's info, UK and naija are in same time now. so it's also midnight in the stingy UK where i live. and work

gives him another slap

in the absence of NINs, Darfur slaps himself to keep his military fitness intact.

darfur is yet to fire 1st bullet. all NINs are under voicemail arrangement. none in sight. darfur decides to patrol for security purposes. itching to fire at anything that resembles an NIN. . . . . .      

darfur notices the thread, realises the war going on, gets his bullet proof vest on, gets rocket launchers and SMGs, also gets IEDs(improvised explosive device) and is saying his pre-battle prayers and now looking for his 1st victim among the NINs . . . . . . . .

new players from foreign countries are doing well this season. what happened to the old theory of premiership experience? or was it a farce?