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chizzy 86:
i love this so much. My jesus really saves.
Darfur wats wrong with what he posted huh?

i'm so religious that i dont like the name of my God in a joke section. I dont take or mention his name in vain. b/c his name is holy and has no biz with jokes.

thanx

BABEELOVE:
@topic

Why not?

I personally favour Mrs Etteh---the current speaker of the house. She sure has covered "all bases" !!!! Okonjo-Iweala cannot match her skills.

_{----someone who could not keep her own husband from frolicking with his co-workers ----can definitely not rule Nigeria---not enough bottom power} no sirs!!!!!

Make una vote for Madam Etteh oh!!!!

yes o!!!!!!!!!!
etteh for president
nzeribe for vice president
terry wayas for chief justice
ibori efcc chairman

nigeria ahead
backward never, forward ever . . . .direction?never mind

faketan onye ashi, izuru that thong for another babe (heavy duty babe) bia mee mistake were de thong nye the wrong babe. .
anyi ejidela gi taa

this section is for jokes only.

send this thread to religion section or erase it (as well as the moronic poster)

laudate:
Grew up with athsma for many years, until I was healed divinely at a church service. Lost count of the number of franol, Ventolin tabs etc. I took while growing up.

Chilla, avoid those things that cause the allergies which trigger off the athsma. Look for an alternative to the beans. Wear a lot of cotton clothes, so that your skin can breathe and avoid synthetic wear that tends to raise body temperature, trap heat or cause poor circulation of air. Avoid poorly ventilated places and refrain from physically tasking exercises.

Finally, try prayers. It works a lot!

last time i checked, asthma has no cure dem don come again. asthma can be controlled to a level where you'll live your normal life to the fullest, but to say cured. . . . hehehehehehehe e no de hard to kill o,and most people wey asthma kill na peeps wey thinks say dem don cure am finish

a young boy told his father that he wont go to school no more. and this ensued. . . .
father: why
son: the teacher is stupid
father:how
son: yesterday he told us that 2+2=4, we agreed. today, he told us that 1+3 =4. can you imagine that? is it only 4 that follows =, tommorow now he'll want to tell us that another summation will get down to four. he thinks we are that stupid, but he doesn't know that i'm smart.
father: phew!!!!!!!!!

the stinginess lives on forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

odikwa egwu o, threadia ejikwala nwayo buruzia threadi love. hmmn.

i had told him to visit the british high commission in abuja where my friend who works there, Mr Winterbottom, will be ready to help him out. he refused. instead he wants to busy himself with people's phone numbers
okay o

if those guys really want peace for darfur there would have been peace long ago. but unfortunately they are not so interested

so sad

hahahahaha toshmann egbuola mmadu ebe a. isi na ogara christ embassy i ga lee umunwanyi anya n'ike chei, uwa di egwu o

pastor chris kwesiri iwukwasa ya ezigbo ekpere kara aka

toshmann onye ara. echem na icheghariala

chai!!!!!!!!!!!!!this war don end? oooooooooooooooooooooooh abeg any hope for those of us wey miss the war?
chai. but any serious war get part 2 now

ooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!not happy not happy at all

agaghi ekworo maka mgbagbu ghara iga agha

we shall not avoid enlistment in the military in a war time because of the fear of death.

Seun:
I love to monitor threads like this to find the people I need to ban. Moving to Nairaland section!

one more sentence like this and i'll get you banned

elgie
money is not enough. and even with the money you need to present[b] credible evidence to that effect[/b].
my clients financial, emotional and psychological well being is of utmost importance here and any contact that will compromise those will be discouraged at all costs.

fill the application forms well and the clearance is yours

nnenneigbo:
ndewoonu ooooo

asi m ka m bia kele unu

chai, ada bekee ibiala?

lol

[quote author=jo-z link=topic=43635.msg1422202#msg1422202 date=1187842712]@darfurwhy ha ji adogbu onwe ha ma ka mu?[/quote]imaghi na imara nma, dikwa careful ebe nwoke a ana akpo toshmann no. maka nwata nwoke ahu anya adighi ya nma at all. onaghi eji anya ahu umunwanyi. agwakwalaya na obu mu kwuru nke a.

proverb: obu oke no n'ulo gwara oke no n'ohia na azu no n'iha ngiga.

it is the house rat that told the bush rat where the fish is kept.

umunnaa biko bianu k'anyi kpaa okwu gbasara this latest asa biara nu (jo-z) tupu nke ahu ana akpo toshmann abia ebe a. bikonu, hapuru nu m asa nwaa bu jo-z. gwakwanu toshmann ka o jisike wepu anya ya na nkea. bikonu o, presido, inugo

mamaput:
A beg go and marry your clock is ticking.

haha

Elgaxton:
@darfur

E be like sey this na your shot o.

The girl dey look for BoBo so hook up now o

I know sey u match this one since u too na virgin

If this girl na still virgin na him be sey Darfur na virgin too

u nova hear say de babe dey 28yrs. how old you think say i be? small pikin like me, to go carry my aunty
i dey find my mate v or no v

that is acceptable. now you need to present credible evidence to that effect.
and dont forget the other aspects of the application form o.

but ur "yeye" keeper also saved a goal that woulda made it 2-2

compare him with robinson. lol

lawrence99:
Well the post colonial world isn't looking too rosy for Nigerians, is it? Actually, is it the worse sort of nightmare anyone could imagine? Not only has poverty gone up from 15% to 91% but instead of having lovely British passports which allowed you all to move and trade freely around the world, you now have nasty green ones which make travelling a virtual impossibility. Add to that: hardly any power or water, just about the world's worst crime, some of the nastiest corruption and general despair. And it's not only Nigerians suffering. I'm a white European and can't be with my Nigerian girlfriend because of all this. I cry myself to sleep every night. But possibly the worst example of all this patriotic nonsense came when I last visited Nigeria. I was walking up the street by myself and a guy approached me asking for my passport and visa as I was a foreigner. I politely asked him to let me pass. He grabbed my wrist and arm and started shouting. Perhaps three dozen people in the street were laughing at me. He then hit my face. The laughter increased. He then picked upa window lying in the street at hit me over the head with it. The laughter reached fever pitch. Men, women, children and the elderly were all laughing hysterically at a white person being attacked. I ran up the street and I guess the Nigerian laughing is still going on now. I was bleeding and yes, I cried later. Wouldn't you? Compare that to the centre of the empire - Hyde Park. Today, it was a hot, sunny Sunday and people from all over the world threw frizbees, played soccer, ate picnics and paddled boats in the lakes. Hardly any of the couples were same race. It was simply a multicultural paradise in the centre of the empire where a third of the population wasn't even born in Britain. Everyone was smiling. Back in the patriotic nightmare of Nigeria, violence, deaths, corruption, poverty, fear and bitterness characterised the day. It was election weekend!

i dont know where you got your figures of 15% and 91%.also i'm a bit appalled by your description of british and nigerian passports as being "lovely" and "nasty green" respectively, i'm also uncomfortable with your attack by nigerians as i believe there is no excuse for crime. but the truth is, the world is getting really annoyed with the west especially US/UK axis. the global policies emanating from those countries have further alienated them from the poor countries and have widened the gap btw the rich and the poor. also the west does not hesitate to flaunt their wealth in front of our poverty. e.g when a poorly educated european comes to nigeria with a british company and starts to work earning pounds which is great in nigeria he can use it to convert even the most beautiful girls in Port Harcourt to prostitutes (some of whom are university students) this is insult upon injury.

you talk of the peace at hyde park as well as mixed marriages and smiling faces. hmmmn, i live in the UK so i know better. how joyful are those smiles? some of those mixed marriages were done "against their wish" you need to be an immigrant to understand that. now how fair is your british society? how are africans and british muslims treated? how come most africans get "shitty" jobs even when they get highest education. how come the black neighbourhoods are trash? how does your decent police treat black people? what do you understand by injustice?

i believe that in the present global village where people can move around freely, having all these visa refusals is like apartheid south africa where some people need passbooks to go from one end of their country to another.

peace

@omoge
i added it. check well. " . . . . . . . the strenght of his bank acc . . . . "

elgie my man
you give up too soon. why? i'm ready to float you the clearance. all i ask is that you make the correct application and you get the clearance. c'mon, no be so dem de face dis world o
just try again. if you need help, buzz me.
i'm there for you

n/b. i dey off this week. from tuesday work go commence and there'll be plenty after the bank holiday on monday. especially with the nottinghill carnival, many toilets go need servicing, so job go dey and that means money

just try again
best of luck

if kalu looted abia state money, then the sun should be given to abia state. not federal govt. e be like say mago mago don de enter this business

Elgaxton:
I hereby re-apply to get omoge's number!

Elgaxton

****stamp***** application rejected.
reason, incomplete application. advised to meet an application lawyer.

Elgaxton:
and here we go: +2348032901183 beep!

all darfur clients should ignore this number. it is illegal to drop numbers without clearance from the application officer.

@ elgaxton
when next you apply, try to give full information about yourself, full data, age , gender, address, occupation, reason for making application, height, weight, skin color, color of iris, length of your penis, strength of ur bank acc, all your property etc if your application does not have this information to the letter and more as the case may be, you may as well consider re-applying b/c it will be rejected. i'm here to help you if you need further advice.
I wish you the best
cheers
Darfur

@richy
lol