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That dance is gay. So after the long awaited months of recess na dhat rubbish they bring as video. Lubbish

Really its called "THANKSGIVING BOMBING TO ALLAH" for uprooting goodluck jonathan

Na igbo man carry am before na. So what's the big deal? Like the former made good use of his office?. Fat head

Why all dhis in preparation for may 29. I really don't get what this govt is up to

What's the moral story?

So

See me off-escort me
Mob the floor- rub the floor
School uniform-schooniniform
Refrigerator/fridge- everything na freezer
Stingy-pepperish
Aunty the soup have sawa
Chuk it inside
Nylon-lylon
The current is low
Vulcanizer-fukanizer
The driver is speeding
The battery has 'rusted'
Big bowl-buta
All Radio/t.v,generato,rphone repairer na electrician
Recess time-breaking time
Pouring out-poing away
Padlock it well

Fast forward it
Bump-gallop
Jangilova
Turn table
Roofing sheet-kpan
Gorilla-imade
Corkscrew-opener
Cork-canters
Give me my Pencil and charpner
Come and go and carry my water bottle
Bath-baff
Still thinking of more.brb

[quote author=iamrealdeji post=33312373]He looks like an alfa that one's thought me arabic lesson[/quote. He really "thought" u arabic

PureWays:
Buhari: How var nah, where the money you don chop? I dey para oh!

Atiku: Baba, you know say dem Oloshos and Genevieve don collect most of them nah.... Hehehehe..

Buhari: Konji na bastard ooo.... Hahahaha...

**Buhari talks silently : You go vomit am by force** lol..

I know say I no dey crack joke though buh this one can make my girlfriend hate sex

What's ur point really?

Patiently waiting til wednesday tops

Oga!! Winners and owners don't fight for what rightly belongs to them. U dint accept defeat by voting in otueke.

Baba419:
Was it motor accident?

boat accident

lalasticlala:
http://leadership.ng/news/421085/tinubu-denies-sending-sms-canvassing-votes-for-jonathan

let errone keep shut and vote for the person of their choice and by monday, results will tell the person perpetrating all dhis shit about msgs and calls.. Rubbish

omenka:
Jonathan can never win a free and fair election in Nigeria. Not even in Utuoke.

. Rather will jega's plan come to a success

Pls why is in the heavens will a professional dogtor ask for a million to carry out a forensic test. Errone in that scene has something to tell about the missing girl. I pray she's alive whereeva she is. #AMEN

chinwenduebo:
3 suicide bombers yesterday attacked Baga fish market in Borno state,killing 54 people and injuring at least 143 people.

Source: http:///l4V3s

this is really getting too much.

gistyinka:
Singer, Nneka during an interview on CNN spoke about her country Nigeria and dealing with Boko Haram and also says some musicians like herself and Seun Kuti are not happy with the Head of State and she is sure, Fela wouldn’t have been happy too, if he was still alive. Hear her;

"He [Goodluck Jonathan] says he wants to tackle Boko Haram, obviously every Nigerian is asking why now, he could had done it a long time ago... I'm not good at the whole blaming game, I don't want to blame anybody but I pray that he comes up with a good idea for us if he is an honest and genuine guy. But I know that Fela [Kuti] would definitely not be cool with him if he was here, Seun [Kuti] is not cool with him, I and many other socially conscious musicians who are very outspoken are not cool with him", she said.


http://gistyinka.net/nigeria-international-singer-nneka-blast-president-jonathan-on-cnn-she-happy-the-way-president-handle-issue-of-boko-haram/

why is this slim bitch talking like she's got a dick in her mouth. Wetin u sabi about politics for nigeria?

Kola4uniadgog:
by Chibuike Ugwuoke

As a youngster, I had a dream to study abroad but the truth is, dreams are luxuries that can only be accessed when there is money.

My name is Chibuike Ugwuoke was born and bred in Enugu State twenty-something years ago to a very modest family. Even though I wouldn’t say we were poor because we had neighbours that prayed to live in our condition, I knew schooling abroad was reaching for the stars. We simply couldn’t afford it.

I gained admission to study Computer Science at the University of Nigeria, Nsukka in 2007 and by God’s grace, graduated in 2011 with First Class Honours. It was a challenging experience but helped me become the man I am today.

Last year, I left Nigeria for the first time – to begin my Masters of Science (MSc) program in Information Security at the University College, London (UCL). It wasn’t because my parents had become overnight millionaires but because I was one of two hundred and five (205) graduate students to benefit from the PRESSID (Presidential Scholarship Scheme for Innovation and Development) awardees in 2014.

A senior lecturer at the university informed me about it but I felt it was one of those 419 wayo-wayo scholarship schemes that has become a norm in Universities. Besides, I did not expect the final selection process to be credible. In previous regimes, such things are only awarded to people who are related to a prominent person in the government. Somehow I decided to try my luck and apply but even when I was going for the final test phase in Abuja, a part of me felt I was wasting my time.

I’m here in London, but neither the cold nor the fact that I am again the class representative as I was throughout my undergraduate days has made me fully believe that I am not in dreamland.

Hardwork, determination and resilience helped me graduate with first class honours from the university. My classmates who fondly nicknamed me ‘Modulus’ and other schoolmates I met form part of my network of friends today, as do some of my lecturers. There is no point in criticizing the academic structure of most tertiary institutions in Nigeria because the more we complain and point fingers, the more time we give for the system to decay. Personally, I have decided to be part of the needed change and will become a lecturer when I return.

It is imperative to note that this would not have been possible without God and the Goodluck Jonathan administration that initiated this scheme in 2012. I cannot thank you enough, Mr. President especially for lifting a burden from my parents’ shoulders and for fulfilling the dream of a nobody.

When I was notified that I had gotten the scholarship, the first thing I did was to call my elderly mother and tell her. She cried on the phone and I cried along with her. There are few things in this world that beat the tears of joy of a happy woman. Thank you, Mr. President.



http://newswirengr.com/2015/03/03/she-cried-on-the-phone-i-cried-along-with-her-chibuike-ugwuoke-writes-from-london-university/

really modulus worked hard for all dhis coming his way. I practically spent 4years wit him at UNN. Truly he deserved it. But modulus wehn u finish ehn come make I flog u wel for table soccer under GS building as I take flog u last yyear october. Bless broh

silami:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/police-arrest-fct-minister-s-nephew-three-others-for-kidnapping/203256/

whatever ur name,tribe and confession maybe, I pray he rots in jail for this.

[quote author=Charlesdonald post=30504000][/quote]wtf is dhis. That mad man is totally insane for real.

Nonybb:
when two Ofe Mmanu fights it is the soup(our music) that suffers

who says samklef is an ofe mmanu boy?

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This is so beautiful for NSCDC

This isnt ur natural hair joor. I so doubt this, which one nah. Prove to me this is natural, my house, will be free from 9pm. Thanks

Assnah fan was after the other niccurs wife.olodo.. He nids to be shot dead and jailed immediately

Them no go give am job cos say na igbo girl, and finally na sushey that permanent sec. go ask of. HELP THE PORR GIRL

Broh its dhat simple-park out, u wrote this like u living there as a tenant. So u really cant shit aboutit cos ur landlord has prolly bin paid very huge amout to lease that land, na naija we dey. U make a fuzz about it, heads will roll. So u talk to ur landlor about leaving the home for him. Moreover i get apartment for rent: call 08105498477

HoldenCaulfield: what is unn

where 'u' keep 'earning' and 'earning' u get