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Smeeky: yes
On top ur hostel roof

Actually... Do I have to stay in a mass-hostel? I heard they sometimes have rooms that can accommodate 4 people or so. Na way ooo... Dis thing go hard well well

Smeeky: dem don start

@house..aybody with idea? Can I bring my chopper to camp?
I mean,is there space where my chopper can land?

Can I bring my private jet too ...is there a suitable landing strip in camp?

Samguine:
Something worse than the Friendzone...we call it -------->Brotherzone

... Smeeky has a hugeeee wandering eye. The best way to save both of us is to BrotherZone him shaaa. It's called "Sacrificing something small for the greater good"...

Smeeky: what has Mbaise got to do with Ngwa ..Ngwa is in Abia,Mbaise(most populous) is in Imo.

I didn't say so,but I will prefer u to be more than a sister
Beside,I got lots of sisters already..
So what part of Imo are u from?

So you want me to show myself on NL? I remain coded ooo. NL is not a place to show oneself.

Samguine: Well, I guess it's because brother/sister paroles are forbidden in this part of the world

Parole ke! So which part of the world is it allowed it then? Smh!!!

Smeeky...from this day henceforth...I declare you my bro, whether you like it or not.

Samguine: Well, I guess it's because brother/sister paroles are forbidden in this part of the world

Parole ke! Smeeky...from this day henceforth...I declare you my bro, whether you like it or not.

Smeeky: I hope not.
I'm from mbaise,Ezinihitte

I thought so...either Ngwa or Mbaise... Hope not wetin? You don't want me to be your sis?

And how is My Runaway Mr, Yokiti, today?

Smeeky: Lol..No baby,I'm from imo state.

Where in IMO State...you could be my brother, you know!

Hissexcellencie: at least na nose dem dey poke some niggas dey poke asses.

Smh

rationalmind: Lol, you be woman?

Is shopping only meant for women? Na wah ooo

Smeeky: Lol...e na to m ochi.
E na nyura oge m para mmayi ngwu bia ikwu Aka na ebeke Nna gi?

Smeeky...so you are from Ngwa... Double hmmm.... I heard Ngwa people eat humans

Smeeky: kedu ihe nwayin na gwa di ya ..
I've been good hun..how was ur day?

Kedu mgbe iji buru di m, ikwuru ugwô isi m? Biko jee nôdi ani ka m fu uzô!

bentonmaye: abeg@darkchocolate I no undastnd wetin u mean?

Means..."what's up"

Smeeky: is that all u can say

Kedu ife ichôrô ka m kwo. I don tire to talk sef! Anyways how have you been?!

bentonmaye: @smeeky u wan set me up!!

Ben, ô gini na afôtu?!

Hissexcellencie: ........Lmao was about to say †ђξ same. Chai Ije love.

See poke nosers...everywhere!

Smeeky: Nwanne,it is things we do for rove..
I knor that u dont understandu,but dont worri when u fall inrove,u will understand what I'm say#igbo man tongue

My pedal don cancel break,I dey on full speed

Don't mind them joor!

Samguine: Was about saying the same thing.....See what Love can cause..

Osondi owendi!

SignorOlamy: See as Smeeky they confess like.........
Well sha that's the power of a lady
Ride on brother

E concern you?

Skateboard: Lol No matter ao you fast forward am you go still see am coz you no go enjoy the movie. You don finish the series? Gannicus was eventually crucified while Spartacus had several arrows shot into his body before he gave up the ghost.

Spoiler alert!
Thanks for ruining the series Skater.

Samguine:
You are simply the best. Thanks for the poem. I am a proponent of the theory that blacks don't blush. But your poem proved me wrong. Thanks sweetheart

You are very welcome

Smeeky: baby I noticed her monicker several times that evening,that was why I had to offer a hand of friendship..its very easy to make friends with guys,its not the same for you ladies.
I know u know that

No be u I dey introduce to bentonmaye(if I'm right)..who u don introduce me too

Hmmmm

Smeeky: oh,I see
I just wanna be friends with her,nothing out of the ordinary

P.s: you left me on here all by myself...going for some bahamas trip with some random guy,huh?

I didn't see you telling the boys that you wanted to be there friends...abi na only women you dey make friends with?

No wahala ...go and "befriend" her...when you all are done with the "befriending"...we ll now see what's what!

Btw...since this new thread, you don ask of me? Smh!

Samguine: Lols...Smeeky is the chairman. Work your tricks on his beards and head..the money will drop ASAP.

Why are you mentioning Smeeky here! Smeeky wants to ignore me...So I'd rather his name remains in the *ignore* section.

Samguine: Iffa hear say you withdraw am...I go block, unfriend, unnairaland, unblog you

You no fit!

DrPhilA.Bd:
Lmao... Abeg don't buy koboko for my sake o. They don't knw dt u started chewing strong "akpu" ryt frm wen u were 11 months & by d tym ur milk teeth came out many, u were cracking beef bones already.

I already found one with your name on it. Cheeky sod!

Sanguine...I'm waiting for my "thank you" or make I withdraw my poem?

DrPhilA.Bd:
hehehe... Y dey got d teeth of a dog, u got the teeth of a Tiger... Anoda definition of ur above statement.

...Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee...

Baby, those baby teeth you see bite real hard when clenched!

P.s. If you modify my comment again, I ll buy koboko at Oshodi market designed specifically for you...Inugo?!

Forget each kindness that you do
As soon as you have done it.
Forget the praise that falls to you
The moment you have won it.
Forget the slander that you hear
Before you can repeat it.
Forget each slight, each spite, each sheer
Wherever you may meet it.

Remember every kindness done
To you, whate'er its measure.
Remember praise by others won
And pass it on with pleasure.
Remember every promise made
And keep it to the letter.
Remember those who lend you aid
And be a grateful debtor.

Remember all the happiness
That comes your way in living.
Forget each worry and distress;
Be hopeful and forgiving.
Remember good, remember truth,
Remember Heaven's above you,

And you will find, through age and youth,
True joys and hearts to love you.
(#priscillaleonard)

Age is but a number...Live Love Laugh
Happy Birthday to my homie/bro Sammy.

P.s. Samguine...you didn't tell your girl it was ur bday...I for don arrange one suprise party for u shaa shaa (funded privately by you, of course)

God's Favourite:
Mine is a little observation, stop placing hih value on people and making them feel superior.Then, irrespective someone is your friend and the person did wrong, don't cover the person's bullshit just to prove you a good friend, rather tell the person,that shows you a good friend.Well, this goes to people but aint calling names.

Honey, before associating me with any posts...you better be armed with sufficient evidence to back it up! Or are you feeling a little bit left out today?

Awww...Boo Boo...This mention should give you a well desired mood lift!

P.s: Bite me and I'll definitely bite back HARDER!!! DC ain't part of y'all's games...Kapeesh