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lorddaywalker: SMEEKY!!! How many timz I call u ? Ehn! E b like say na u dey drink all d CIROC,HENNESSY,AMARULA,ACE, dat we buy for d gods wey sopoz dey drink shcnapps. Wake up bro,u drunk! U jst dey quote wrong pipu here,u r mistaken ISSAU for JACOB.Lolz

Samguine: 08128141034. You can send me a request on Whatsap.

lorddaywalker: 10% or wetin I hear? Thurnder fire d POS n d owner. I'm goin in ther wit ma cash.

Samguine: I read somewhere that you should budget between 20k to 30k. As for me, I am going to camp with #122,230. #122k would be spent on food. 230 Naira would be spent on some lucky lady

yokiti: .
Wake up time/ clean up 3am- 4am
Devotion/ mosque 5- 6
Announcement/ Briefing 6- 6: 30
Drills 6:30- 7:30 it can be extended
Breakfast 8- 9am
Lectures starting from the second week 9: 30 - 1: 30/ 2pm
Lunch 2- 3pm
Evening drillling 3:30 - 7 :00
Dinner 7: 00 - till light out (other social/ religious activities)
Light out 10pm/ 10:30pm
It will be might be a very boring cycle but you will survive it.

Smeeky: how is your day going?

Smeeky: lmao
What are you doing in yaba?
Did ALARIWO(sorry ALAYORMII)escaped?

#yabaleft thingy

Temmytea70: Omo,see smart gurl o......u sharply go yaba market dis morning before dem buy d good stuffs finish....dat one too good

ALAYORMII: Had to escape coz I can't stand seeing you in chains and you sitting and playing in ur own poo.

And as for DC, she still care that's why she took it upon herself to get you a new pack of pampers from the market.

Morning everyone in the house.

Smeeky
Learn to see the joke in what others write not only in the poo written by you.

No more jokes (subtle insult)

@DC

Chere nwayo coz odikwa risky

:d :d :d

Smeeky: I was just joking dear..no hard feeling jare

I'm back to my beefing ..F nd P don finish

ALAYORMII: You can always ask a Google Smiggle (oh sorry I mean Smeeky)

Meeky: Princesschi darkchocolate okikpo i hail oh.wish u all a blissful day

Smeeky: who da fuvk is E-boo
And who da the fuvk are you ..poker

ALAYORMII: In the space of a week there has been two divorces in the house (Meeky and Traecey, Darkchocolate and E-boo)

I hope you are not E-divorcing each other because you want to be free to catch your fun in camp?


Na oshofree camp boiz be ooo




Just my two billion pounds

Smeeky: I'm fine...how was your day?

Smeeky: hi DC,how are you?

Samguine: *yimu*
Odikwa very personal....this matter concern me sef *rolls sleeves and takes a sit beside her*

Come to think of it..the day Smeeky decided to take a break, you sef decide to keep mum. Shey na time for personal reflections abi na after effects of your e-divorce.

Samguine: Please keep shaking it. This one wey you dey on a vexing mode this evening... Make I just dey observe dey go

adedeji65: smd

Samguine: To what?

Samguine: Warris dis?

Samguine:
Pity the guy small nau. Him dey fast

chykmoni: [b]@Traecey love, if i show u my wallet, u'll fall easily. So money aint the probs.
@honeydear Maureen, i will encourage yo' to go for miss NYSC u got the physique....sokarsenal musn't catch me....
@oga boss yokiti, i see you boss longest time.
@all, leave samguine and Ada alone, husband and wife know were to settle dia quarrel(bed)
@smeeky, darkchocolate should show u back some love. This is the first tym ama see yo' fall in e-love
@meeky, how we gon start up our deal(via la cream la babe lolz).
@cutiepie swtz, how is ya' day going....make i stop here joor!
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i got many questions to ask abt dis camp o
As a footballer, i have got dat kinda CR7 boot. But i'm worried about having injury....but if i happened to get a minor injury, do they have fine girls as physiotherapists that will come and massage my laps
2) will i still be doing camp activities if i get injured
3) will they cook my favorite dish in camp(banga soup)
3) will they allow me to go with my niggas to camp
4) will they allow me to snap with the soldiers
5) will they allow me to use my laptop Etc[/b]

Smeeky: that's because I think of you always...I don't want you out of my mind.

I wish I could tell you more,but I am observing a quiet time this week.
Hope you are doing fine?

Smeeky: Nothing more awkward than missing you

bentonmaye: Nice 2 hv d cream de'la cream babes in d building!!how ya doing!!!!!@cutiepie01,darkchocolate,prixx7,

Smeeky: I only asked for a date ...and not a relationship.


Ladies!!