lorddaywalker: SMEEKY!!! How many timz I call u ? Ehn! E b like say na u dey drink all d CIROC,HENNESSY,AMARULA,ACE, dat we buy for d gods wey sopoz dey drink shcnapps. Wake up bro,u drunk! U jst dey quote wrong pipu here,u r mistaken ISSAU for JACOB.Lolz

He thinks I m not watching...And he calls it "welcoming"... Na only you waka come?! Smh!

Samguine:
08128141034. You can send me a request on Whatsap.

Ok we know you have a phone?! *rolls eyes*

lorddaywalker: 10% or wetin I hear? Thurnder fire d POS n d owner. I'm goin in ther wit ma cash.

Samguine:
I read somewhere that you should budget between 20k to 30k. As for me, I am going to camp with #122,230. #122k would be spent on food. 230 Naira would be spent on some lucky lady

I'm coming to your camp then...230 naira for a whole me?! Chai! Who am I naaa!

In other news: is there no ATM anywhere in camp? Bringing a significant amount of money will certainly be risky ooo!

Wake up at 3/4am? Na wah ooo...

Yokiti, what do they do about the shower situation? Do they shower outside? Inside? Behind a wall? What!

Also I heard some people go to camp a day before registration starts! Is that true? Where do they stay?

yokiti:
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Wake up time/ clean up 3am- 4am
Devotion/ mosque 5- 6
Announcement/ Briefing 6- 6: 30
Drills 6:30- 7:30 it can be extended
Breakfast 8- 9am
Lectures starting from the second week 9: 30 - 1: 30/ 2pm
Lunch 2- 3pm
Evening drillling 3:30 - 7 :00
Dinner 7: 00 - till light out (other social/ religious activities)
Light out 10pm/ 10:30pm
It will be might be a very boring cycle but you will survive it.

Good morning beautiful people.

Smeeky: how is your day going?

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*thumbs up*

All these "how's your day going" Smeeky ... I hope you ain't trying to worm your way back in. Hmmm... Make I carry my specs dey look you in 4D

Smeeky: lmao
What are you doing in yaba?
Did ALARIWO(sorry ALAYORMII)escaped?

#yabaleft thingy

I'm at Yaba looking for Alayormii

Temmytea70:


Omo,see smart gurl o......u sharply go yaba market dis morning before dem buy d good stuffs finish....dat one too good

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Bia Nwoke m,

Odiro funny at all

Smeeky and I were only joking with you joor...

Relax joor! I don't know why you are blowing fu..fu...fu like hot air balloon!

ALAYORMII:

Had to escape coz I can't stand seeing you in chains and you sitting and playing in ur own poo.

And as for DC, she still care that's why she took it upon herself to get you a new pack of pampers from the market.

Morning everyone in the house.

Smeeky
Learn to see the joke in what others write not only in the poo written by you.

No more jokes (subtle insult)

@DC

Chere nwayo coz odikwa risky

:d :d :d

Smeeky: I was just joking dear..no hard feeling jare

I'm back to my beefing ..F nd P don finish

I knew you were

ALAYORMII:


You can always ask a Google Smiggle (oh sorry I mean Smeeky)

Dude...are you trying to be funny? Seriously? Please ask for your money-back at the comedy school that you enrolled in joor!

Smeeky...watch your language joor! We can express ourselves without profanities ...Stop swearingggggggg!

Meeky: Princesschi darkchocolate okikpo i hail oh.wish u all a blissful day

Nwanne kedu nke na eme!

Smeeky: who da fuvk is E-boo
And who da the fuvk are you ..poker

Yes Mr Alayormii, kedu Onye ibu? Na who send you sef? Abeg tell dem say you no see me ooo...I still dey yaba market!

Mr Poker!

ALAYORMII: In the space of a week there has been two divorces in the house (Meeky and Traecey, Darkchocolate and E-boo)

I hope you are not E-divorcing each other because you want to be free to catch your fun in camp?


Na oshofree camp boiz be ooo




Just my two billion pounds

Smeeky: I'm fine...how was your day?

Great!

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Smeeky: hi DC,how are you?

Hello Smeeky, I'm doing well thanks, you?

Samguine:
*yimu*
Odikwa very personal....this matter concern me sef *rolls sleeves and takes a sit beside her*

Come to think of it..the day Smeeky decided to take a break, you sef decide to keep mum. Shey na time for personal reflections abi na after effects of your e-divorce.

We all need a ME time every now and again

Samguine:
Please keep shaking it. This one wey you dey on a vexing mode this evening... Make I just dey observe dey go

Ehh...That one concern you! Abi I call you before? lemme dey bone dey go sef!

adedeji65: smd

Did anyone call you in this matter? Nosey Parker!!!

Samguine:
To what?

Jamb question! Wait lemme ask nwa teacher...smh

Samguine:
Warris dis?

Kpom! Full stop! Period!

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Samguine:


Pity the guy small nau. Him dey fast

Hahaha... We are all fasting naaa...No be Ramadan we dey so?

chykmoni: [b]@Traecey love, if i show u my wallet, u'll fall easily. So money aint the probs.
@honeydear Maureen, i will encourage yo' to go for miss NYSC u got the physique....sokarsenal musn't catch me....
@oga boss yokiti, i see you boss longest time.
@all, leave samguine and Ada alone, husband and wife know were to settle dia quarrel(bed)
@smeeky, darkchocolate should show u back some love. This is the first tym ama see yo' fall in e-love
@meeky, how we gon start up our deal(via la cream la babe lolz).
@cutiepie swtz, how is ya' day going....make i stop here joor!
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i got many questions to ask abt dis camp o
As a footballer, i have got dat kinda CR7 boot. But i'm worried about having injury....but if i happened to get a minor injury, do they have fine girls as physiotherapists that will come and massage my laps
2) will i still be doing camp activities if i get injured
3) will they cook my favorite dish in camp(banga soup)
3) will they allow me to go with my niggas to camp
4) will they allow me to snap with the soldiers
5) will they allow me to use my laptop Etc[/b]

1 - OYO ... You better be ready to massage your own dick laps yourself ooo
2 - Depends on whether the injury is from your dick laps being massaged too much
3 - You can contract one mama-put at mammy to cook banga for you naa
4 - O boy ... I heard that camp is a mini prison ooo... Once you enter, your freedom enters with you for 3 weeks...unless you have the cash to bribe the soldiers (p.s. - cant you count, did they teach you to count 3 twice in elementary?)
5 - Why on earth would you want to snap with a soldier? Fine babes don finish? Abi you be homo-erectus?
6 - Bring whatever you want but prepare to have it seized and converted to a soldier's property ...My rule is...if its important to me and it cant fit into my little kangaroo pouch/fanny pack/bum bag/back pack, it ain't coming to camp with me

Anymore questions

Smeeky: that's because I think of you always...I don't want you out of my mind.

I wish I could tell you more,but I am observing a quiet time this week.
Hope you are doing fine?

So becos all those other chicks don fashi you... you want to come back abi ... Tell me...Does a dog go back to its vomit to lick it? Check am naaa

Smeeky: Nothing more awkward than missing you

Hmmm...Smeeky ... Smeeeeky....Smeeeeeeeeeky ... How many times did I call you?
Why are you missing me...I'm right here though

And why are you even joining conversation that you were not mentioned in sef. hmmm

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Very awkward moment!

bentonmaye: Nice 2 hv d cream de'la cream babes in d building!!how ya doing!!!!!@cutiepie01,darkchocolate,prixx7,

Hahaha.. Thanks Hunny ... How you doing today?

Smeeky: I only asked for a date ...and not a relationship.


Ladies!!

You think I didn't see this abi? Make things right my foot!

Samguine, take note!