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 NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 2:49pm On Jul 06, 2014 |
Hissexcellencie: Well said bruh! *In Chris Brown's voice* these hoes aint loyal.Smeeky take note!
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| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 1:04am On Jul 06, 2014 |
Whyt-Jane:Don't mind them! |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 1:03am On Jul 06, 2014 |
Samguine: Hian!!! Send me your number then *straight face*Why don't you ask Smeeky since he APPARENTLY has it. SMH!!! |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:53pm On Jul 05, 2014 |
Samguine: Really?? And he has been bragging at our hangout that he divorced you. He has regaled us of stories of you begging him and texting him and calling him to come backEvidence or idonbelieveit  |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:44pm On Jul 05, 2014 |
Samguine: AdaEkube has been denying me her marital responsibilities. If Smeeky can divorce DarkChocolate, then I seriously need to consider our relationship too.. Correction: I DIVORCED him |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:31pm On Jul 05, 2014 |
Meeky: Darkchocolate dos lips hmmm.Thanks Hun x  |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:09pm On Jul 04, 2014 |
Smeeky... Heard you ll discussing school ID cards... Do I need to go with my uni ID card cos I don't think I have it anymore! Or is that only applicable to Nig students! Can anyone else assist please?! P.s. Love it when I open a page... Feel free to visit http://nyscforeigngraduate..com for all those in my shoes or for those who want to know what being in my shoe feels like... |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:07pm On Jul 04, 2014 |
Hissexcellencie: †ђξ guy's tactics are stale right?! I feel ur pain.*cringe-tastic* 1 Like |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:07pm On Jul 04, 2014 |
Footlocker: smh says the girl who said I borrowed her my lips!Smhharfsts |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:06pm On Jul 04, 2014 |
Footlocker:Tales by moonlight |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:05pm On Jul 04, 2014 |
Samguine: Yes LiSammy...Sammy ...Samguine... How many times did I call you! |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 9:41pm On Jul 04, 2014 |
traecey: Scoping tacticsDon't mind him... |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 9:40pm On Jul 04, 2014 |
Samguine: Go charge your gadgetCome and charge it for me naa |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 9:40pm On Jul 04, 2014 |
Footlocker: . how could I forget! Oh yeah I lost your number and your BBPIN what was it again??Smh! |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 8:13pm On Jul 04, 2014 |
macuwon: pls what is crush?
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| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 8:10pm On Jul 04, 2014 |
Footlocker: yes o soo many tins involved! The most important thing right now is.. are those your lips??No...they are yours! Have you forgotten that time you borrowed me your lips make I dey use small small    |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 6:20pm On Jul 04, 2014 |
Footlocker: macuwon said theres someone that's showing off etc! He Also said that same person who is showing off is the person,was toasting your CRUSH! So if he tells you who your crush is will no the guy whom he refused to name. Because will no who has been speaking to the female in question!See Bekee ... I need extra classes to understand dis one ooo |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 11:53am On Jul 04, 2014 |
highmey: Iwonder too... You know, our military (all forces) needs to be educated on anger management and settling dispute! It's so unfortunate they behaved like that... I hope Dr. Olukolade and other top officials will look into this!True talk 1 Like |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 11:48am On Jul 04, 2014 |
Hissexcellencie: Well said bruh! *In Chris Brown's voice* these hoes aint loyal.You better not be referring to me as a "hoe"... Very disrespectful!!! |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:44am On Jul 04, 2014 |
Smeeky: don't play the victimByeeee...have a safe flight! |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:22am On Jul 04, 2014 |
Smeeky: ReallyHoney, you would know if I vex for you! |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:19am On Jul 04, 2014 |
Smeeky: in other words,I'm single Cream BabiesI no talk am? Na freedom wey he dey fin since. Ride on bro! #thegreatescape |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:18am On Jul 04, 2014 |
Smeeky: why?Well...I rest my case! |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:13am On Jul 04, 2014 |
Smeeky: I keep wondering what you mean by "Wandering Eye".It hasn't even reached relationship sef ... Na E-wooing e be  |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 8:43am On Jul 04, 2014 |
yokiti: Omalicha nwa; am better than good but your favourable response to Smeeky's request will transform it to superlative.Was there a request? I must have missed it! |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 8:41am On Jul 04, 2014 |
yokiti: M chefuo na anyị na Na-arịọ ma anyị gosipụta anyị n'anya.Didn't know you spit Ibo this good! Amazing! Smeeky knows his wandering eye cannot be tamed so brother zone is the best zone for everyone! |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:31pm On Jul 03, 2014 |
highmey: "sleep with women"... Is it not to lie on the bed next to a woman?Whether u are lying next to a woman ooo or adjacent... Either way... I'm sure that not what you were sent to camp to do! |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:30pm On Jul 03, 2014 |
macuwon: where can i park my ship? Any big river or ocean in campSince it's going to be rainy season (as was mentioned earlier), I'm sure there will be plenty flood water, pot holes and poto-poto for you to park your canoe in 1 Like |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 9:44pm On Jul 03, 2014 |
kennykg: You missed protectionAnd protection for kennykg of course. Although, I am assuming that you are not going to camp to sleep with women! |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 8:54pm On Jul 03, 2014 |
Skateboard: Lol e be like say you dey intentionally spell my name as 'skaterboard' diaris god oo.Sorry ooo... I corrected myself naaa... Skateboard Skateboard Skateboard... Won't spell it wrong again! |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 8:42pm On Jul 03, 2014 |
Apparently these are the things you need (copied from somewhere on the web) CAMP ITEMS 1. Documents and Photocopies 2 Call-up Letter 3 Statement of Results/Transcript 4 First Degree Certificates 5 School ID Card 6 Passport Photographs COMMENT You won’t be allowed into camp premises without any of them. Go there with about 10 passports & 5 document photocopies each (DC: The more the better) TOILETRIES/ESSENTIALS 7 Toothbrush & Toothpaste 8 Bath soap & Sponge 9 Detergent & Bar Soap (DC: I heard you can get some ladies to wash your clothes for you, at a cost obviously...and be prepared to get someone else's stuff or lose something in the process) 10Toilet Paper (DC: essential unless you plan on using Ede leaves) 11 Towel OTHERS 12 Sanitary Pads & Tampons (DC: very very veryyyy important for us ladies) 13 Shower Caps (DC: we don't want those Peruvian hairs getting messed up now, do we? ... Btw, my advise...braid your hair or Conroe it (Ghana weave)... Weave-on will certainly be difficult to manage under those conditions)... 14 Bleach (DC: To bleach yourself and stop those yamayama for sticking to you...I suppose you can get some of these from Mammy market but be prepared to pay double price) 15 Disinfectants (DC: need I say more) 16 Buckets & Bailer (DC: Get your bucket at Mammy...don't know what bailer is though) 17 Body Cream & Lotion COMMENT Its ok to buy buckets and non-essentials at the camp. CLOTHING/BEDDING/MAKE-UP ITEMS 18. White T-shirts 19. White Shorts 20. Whites Tennis Shoes 21. White Socks 22. Underwear (DC: unless you want to walk around pant-less...Hian!) 23. Bed Sheets 24. Perfumes/ Body Spray (DC: and deodorants Abeg...as Smeeky said, those body odours can kill a person joor) 25. Rubber Slippers/Flip Flops 26. Combs and Hair needs 27. Make-up & Accessories COMMENTS * You will be provided with 2 pairs of white T-shirts and shorts in camp but you can take up to 2 pairs more along. * Colored panties will be too conspicuous under the white tops and bottoms. * You can take a 2 – 3 sets of casual wears/mufti for Sunday and camp fire night. * 1 pair of shoe and socks is okay. It is good to have a white rubber shoe that is easy to clean (sold at camp also) OTHER RECOMMENDED ITEMS 28 Torch lights/Batteries 29 Mosquito Nets/Repellant 30 Food Flasks, Cups, Drinking flasks & Cutlery 31 Cloth Hangers 32 Wristwatch 33 Padlocks and Keys 34 Waist Pouch 35 Handkerchiefs 36. Face Towels/Kleenex 37. Pegs/Clips COMMENT Get a cheap watch. Everyone uses a waist purse. It’s your camp bestie. Most of these items can be easily bought in the camp. So don’t worry if you cannot get them before traveling. OPTIONAL FIRST AID ITEMS 38. Menthylated Spirit/ Rubbing Alcohol 39. Band Aids/Plasters 40. Robb 41. Bandages 42. Cotton wool 43. Anti-purging pills (flagyl, tetracycline etc.) 44. Anti-malaria pills 45. Inhaler (for those who are asthmatic) These aren’t necessary except you have something to treat or known allergies MISCELLANEOUS 46 .Camera & Batteries 47. Writing Pads and Stationery 48. Novels/Books 49. Pillow 50. Games Equipment 51. Mp3/ iPod 52. Eye pads for sleeping & ear plugs 53. Surge protectors / extensions 54.Glue sticks & stapler 55. MONEY, MONEY, AND MORE MONEY COMMENTS *If you have an internet-enabled camera phone, do take it along. Camp life can be very boring without one. You will like to take pictures and share with your friends. You only need to be very vigilant and protective of your things. If you feel you need a bulletproof vest or helmet, please carry it. You know what we mean, don’t you? * Never, ever, ever run out of money! Bring as much as you can afford. * Mirrors and forks are known to be contraband items in camp * Prices of items apart from fast consumer goods (Credit, Gala, Indomie etc) are usually higher than those outside so it is advisable you buy the things you can before going into camp. PACK AS LIGHT AS YOU CAN AND MAKE SURE YOUR BOX IS AS THEFT-PROOF AS POSSIBLE. (DC: kinda ironic though with everything listed above...Na wash ooo) 2 Likes |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 8:35pm On Jul 03, 2014 |
Samguine: See them..Hahahaha.... So Smeeky's, Skateboard and DC embezzled B14's money? ... Meanwhile the real embezzler is actually Samguine ... Until we realise that "camp" is actually in his mansion! He brought NYSC to him. No need to mingle with the common folks. |
