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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 2:49pm On Jul 06, 2014
Hissexcellencie: Well said bruh! *In Chris Brown's voice* these hoes aint loyal.

Smeeky take note!

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 1:04am On Jul 06, 2014
Whyt-Jane:

mehn!!! always looking for d next available flight

Don't mind them!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 1:03am On Jul 06, 2014
Samguine:
Hian!!! Send me your number then *straight face*

Why don't you ask Smeeky since he APPARENTLY has it. SMH!!!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:53pm On Jul 05, 2014
Samguine:
Really?? And he has been bragging at our hangout that he divorced you. He has regaled us of stories of you begging him and texting him and calling him to come back shocked shocked

Evidence or idonbelieveit grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:44pm On Jul 05, 2014
Samguine:
AdaEkube has been denying me her marital responsibilities. If Smeeky can divorce DarkChocolate, then I seriously need to consider our relationship too. angry
.

Correction: I DIVORCED him
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:31pm On Jul 05, 2014
Meeky: Darkchocolate dos lips hmmm. wink

Thanks Hun x wink kiss
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:09pm On Jul 04, 2014
Smeeky... Heard you ll discussing school ID cards... Do I need to go with my uni ID card cos I don't think I have it anymore! Or is that only applicable to Nig students! Can anyone else assist please?!

P.s. Love it when I open a page...
Feel free to visit http://nyscforeigngraduate..com for all those in my shoes or for those who want to know what being in my shoe feels like...
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:07pm On Jul 04, 2014
Hissexcellencie: †ђξ guy's tactics are stale right?! I feel ur pain. grin

*cringe-tastic*

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:07pm On Jul 04, 2014
Footlocker: smh says the girl who said I borrowed her my lips!

Smhharfsts
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:06pm On Jul 04, 2014
Footlocker: grin I wernt even tryna dat tym!

Tales by moonlight
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:05pm On Jul 04, 2014
Samguine:
Yes Li wink

Sammy...Sammy ...Samguine... How many times did I call you!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 9:41pm On Jul 04, 2014
traecey: Scoping tactics

Don't mind him...
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 9:40pm On Jul 04, 2014
Samguine:
Go charge your gadget smiley

Come and charge it for me naa
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 9:40pm On Jul 04, 2014
Footlocker: . how could I forget! Oh yeah I lost your number and your BBPIN what was it again??

Smh!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 8:13pm On Jul 04, 2014
macuwon:

pls what is crush? grin

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 8:10pm On Jul 04, 2014
Footlocker: yes o soo many tins involved! The most important thing right now is.. are those your lips??

No...they are yours! Have you forgotten that time you borrowed me your lips make I dey use small small lipsrsealed tongue cool
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 6:20pm On Jul 04, 2014
Footlocker: macuwon said theres someone that's showing off etc! He Also said that same person who is showing off is the person,was toasting your CRUSH! So if he tells you who your crush is will no the guy whom he refused to name. Because will no who has been speaking to the female in question! shocked

See Bekee ... I need extra classes to understand dis one ooo tongue
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 11:53am On Jul 04, 2014
highmey:

Iwonder too... You know, our military (all forces) needs to be educated on anger management and settling dispute! It's so unfortunate they behaved like that... I hope Dr. Olukolade and other top officials will look into this! undecided

True talk

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 11:48am On Jul 04, 2014
Hissexcellencie: Well said bruh! *In Chris Brown's voice* these hoes aint loyal.

You better not be referring to me as a "hoe"... Very disrespectful!!!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:44am On Jul 04, 2014
Smeeky: don't play the victim angry

I E-Love u sincerely,I still do.
But this is the 21st century,nobody dies for love,cos u know ur lover is gonna follow the next available flight grin

Byeeee...have a safe flight!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:22am On Jul 04, 2014
Smeeky: Really
Na en u dey vex when I greet anoda creamy babe..

Honey, you would know if I vex for you!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:19am On Jul 04, 2014
Smeeky: in other words,I'm single Cream Babies grin

I no talk am? Na freedom wey he dey fin since. Ride on bro! #thegreatescape
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:18am On Jul 04, 2014
Smeeky: why?
She indirectly dumped me,and u expect me to be crying?
Watch out bro...#smiling#AdaEkube

Well...I rest my case!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:13am On Jul 04, 2014
Smeeky: I keep wondering what you mean by "Wandering Eye".
But if u insist on the sister-zone thingy,I'm game...its an E-relationship,not an E-marriage. So u are free to walk in and walk out as many times as possible grin cheesy grin

Be rest assured that we will meet on the Bahamas wink

It hasn't even reached relationship sef ... Na E-wooing e be cheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 8:43am On Jul 04, 2014
yokiti:
Omalicha nwa; am better than good but your favourable response to Smeeky's request will transform it to superlative.
.
Headmistress Cutepie01; Smeeky and Meeky have said it all. Sai anjuma.

Was there a request? I must have missed it!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 8:41am On Jul 04, 2014
yokiti:
M chefuo na anyị na Na-arịọ ma anyị gosipụta anyị n'anya.
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Darkchocolate; brother's zone should not be activated for now.

Didn't know you spit Ibo this good! Amazing!

Smeeky knows his wandering eye cannot be tamed so brother zone is the best zone for everyone!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:31pm On Jul 03, 2014
highmey:

"sleep with women"... Is it not to lie on the bed next to a woman?

Whether u are lying next to a woman ooo or adjacent... Either way... I'm sure that not what you were sent to camp to do!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 10:30pm On Jul 03, 2014
macuwon:

where can i park my ship? Any big river or ocean in camp

Since it's going to be rainy season (as was mentioned earlier), I'm sure there will be plenty flood water, pot holes and poto-poto for you to park your canoe in grin cheesy wink

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 9:44pm On Jul 03, 2014
kennykg:
You missed protection

And protection for kennykg of course. Although, I am assuming that you are not going to camp to sleep with women!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 8:54pm On Jul 03, 2014
Skateboard:


Lol e be like say you dey intentionally spell my name as 'skaterboard' diaris god oo.

Sorry ooo... I corrected myself naaa... Skateboard Skateboard Skateboard... Won't spell it wrong again!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 8:42pm On Jul 03, 2014
Apparently these are the things you need (copied from somewhere on the web)

CAMP ITEMS

1. Documents and Photocopies

2 Call-up Letter

3 Statement of Results/Transcript

4 First Degree Certificates

5 School ID Card

6 Passport Photographs

COMMENT

You won’t be allowed into camp premises without any of them. Go there with about 10 passports & 5 document photocopies each (DC: The more the better)

TOILETRIES/ESSENTIALS

7 Toothbrush & Toothpaste

8 Bath soap & Sponge

9 Detergent & Bar Soap (DC: I heard you can get some ladies to wash your clothes for you, at a cost obviously...and be prepared to get someone else's stuff or lose something in the process)

10Toilet Paper (DC: essential unless you plan on using Ede leaves)

11 Towel

OTHERS

12 Sanitary Pads & Tampons (DC: very very veryyyy important for us ladies)

13 Shower Caps (DC: we don't want those Peruvian hairs getting messed up now, do we? ... Btw, my advise...braid your hair or Conroe it (Ghana weave)... Weave-on will certainly be difficult to manage under those conditions)...

14 Bleach (DC: To bleach yourself and stop those yamayama for sticking to you...I suppose you can get some of these from Mammy market but be prepared to pay double price)

15 Disinfectants (DC: need I say more)

16 Buckets & Bailer (DC: Get your bucket at Mammy...don't know what bailer is though)

17 Body Cream & Lotion

COMMENT

Its ok to buy buckets and non-essentials at the camp.

CLOTHING/BEDDING/MAKE-UP ITEMS

18. White T-shirts

19. White Shorts

20. Whites Tennis Shoes

21. White Socks

22. Underwear (DC: unless you want to walk around pant-less...Hian!)

23. Bed Sheets

24. Perfumes/ Body Spray (DC: and deodorants Abeg...as Smeeky said, those body odours can kill a person joor)

25. Rubber Slippers/Flip Flops

26. Combs and Hair needs

27. Make-up & Accessories

COMMENTS

* You will be provided with 2 pairs of white T-shirts and shorts in camp but you can take up to 2 pairs more along.

* Colored panties will be too conspicuous under the white tops and bottoms.

* You can take a 2 – 3 sets of casual wears/mufti for Sunday and camp fire night.

* 1 pair of shoe and socks is okay. It is good to have a white rubber shoe that is easy to clean (sold at camp also)

OTHER RECOMMENDED ITEMS

28 Torch lights/Batteries

29 Mosquito Nets/Repellant

30 Food Flasks, Cups, Drinking flasks & Cutlery

31 Cloth Hangers

32 Wristwatch

33 Padlocks and Keys

34 Waist Pouch

35 Handkerchiefs

36. Face Towels/Kleenex

37. Pegs/Clips

COMMENT

Get a cheap watch. Everyone uses a waist purse. It’s your camp bestie. Most of these items can be easily bought in the camp. So don’t worry if you cannot get them before traveling.

OPTIONAL FIRST AID ITEMS

38. Menthylated Spirit/ Rubbing Alcohol

39. Band Aids/Plasters

40. Robb

41. Bandages

42. Cotton wool

43. Anti-purging pills (flagyl, tetracycline etc.)

44. Anti-malaria pills

45. Inhaler (for those who are asthmatic)

These aren’t necessary except you have something to treat or known allergies

MISCELLANEOUS

46 .Camera & Batteries

47. Writing Pads and Stationery

48. Novels/Books

49. Pillow

50. Games Equipment

51. Mp3/ iPod

52. Eye pads for sleeping & ear plugs

53. Surge protectors / extensions

54.Glue sticks & stapler

55. MONEY, MONEY, AND MORE MONEY

COMMENTS

*If you have an internet-enabled camera phone, do take it along. Camp life can be very boring without one. You will like to take pictures and share with your friends. You only need to be very vigilant and protective of your things. If you feel you need a bulletproof vest or helmet, please carry it. You know what we mean, don’t you?

* Never, ever, ever run out of money! Bring as much as you can afford.

* Mirrors and forks are known to be contraband items in camp

* Prices of items apart from fast consumer goods (Credit, Gala, Indomie etc) are usually higher than those outside so it is advisable you buy the things you can before going into camp.

PACK AS LIGHT AS YOU CAN AND MAKE SURE YOUR BOX IS AS THEFT-PROOF AS POSSIBLE. (DC: kinda ironic though with everything listed above...Na wash ooo)

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Darkchocolate(f): 8:35pm On Jul 03, 2014
Samguine:




See them.. angry. #B14 house money wey dem embezzle. God go catch una tongue

Hahahaha....
So Smeeky's, Skateboard and DC embezzled B14's money? ... Meanwhile the real embezzler is actually Samguine lipsrsealed ... Until we realise that "camp" is actually in his mansion! He brought NYSC to him. No need to mingle with the common folks.

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