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Christianity Etc › Re: 2800-Year-Old Inscription Affirms Bible Character, Balaam Whose Donkey Talked To by DarkJeddi(m): 10:32am On Sep 27, 2020
jesusjnr2020:
I really love that talking donkey part:

Numbers 22:27-30 (KJV)

And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff.
And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.
And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.

That talking donkey saved that fool's ass...

Numbers 22:31-33 (KJV)

Then the LORD opened the eyes of Balaam, and he saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and he bowed down his head, and fell flat on his face.
And the angel of the LORD said unto him, Wherefore hast thou smitten thine ass these three times? behold, I went out to withstand thee, because thy way is perverse before me:
And the ass saw me, and turned from me these three times: unless she had turned from me, surely now also I had slain thee, and saved her alive.


I think far less credit was being given to that talking donkey than it deserved for saving her master's life, and also being much wiser than him and many humans.

A lot of human lives would be saved if they listened more to the "voices" of animals.

God bless.

P.s. All these atheists here arguing foolishly, they could learn a thing or two from Balaam's story, because the animals are not that foolish.
LOL.. grin
At first I thought you were being Sarcastic but then I realized maybe you actually believed all the Mumbo Jumbo you were rambling.. shocked
Talking Donkeys... undecided
Crime › Re: Four Men Found Dead In One-room Apartment In Abraka After Eating Noodles by DarkJeddi(m): 7:14pm On Sep 26, 2020
Flexherbal:
Only God knows what could have happened!

May their souls rest in peace!
God and the ones who are alive.. shocked
Sports › Re: Barcelona: "Nothing surprises me anymore" Messi laments Suarez exit by DarkJeddi(m): 1:47pm On Sep 26, 2020
CaptVerida:
Frm his reaction that may not be the case
Which reaction and which case? shocked
Politics › Re: Hope Uzodinma: Those Calling Me ‘Supreme Court Governor’ Are Ignorant by DarkJeddi(m): 11:29am On Sep 26, 2020
Simplyleo:
As in eh.

And to think those same people elected Ikpeazu as a governor is quite amusing.
And who did you elect as Governor?

Romance › Re: My Brother In-law Is Cheating, Should I Tell My Sister? by DarkJeddi(m): 7:56am On Sep 26, 2020
Gunayo:
Many will perish for lack of knowledge
grin
Yeah..
They shall all burn in Hell.. cheesy
Sports › Re: Pele Has Won More Ballon D’or Awards Than Lionel Messi Or Cristiano Ronaldo by DarkJeddi(m): 11:35pm On Sep 25, 2020
The Balon D'Or was for the Best Player In Europe..
Pele never played in Europe..
They can DASH him 20 Balon D'Or if they like.. grin
Romance › Re: My Brother In-law Is Cheating, Should I Tell My Sister? by DarkJeddi(m): 11:10pm On Sep 25, 2020
dingbang:
Many people do not know that the fastest way to end up in hell is to marry and still cheat.

This one, you lied against God and also called him a fool through your actions.


Be wise and run away from the wrath of God
There is no hell,stop believing a Fairytale..
Religion is a SCAM.. angry
Sports › Re: Arsenal Are On The Way Back Under Mikel Arteta, Says Jamie Carragher......... by DarkJeddi(m):
As an Arsenal Fan,I've never been more excited about a new season for ages..
#COYG
Sports › Re: Who Made You Love/support Your Present Football Club ? by DarkJeddi(m): 2:47pm On Sep 25, 2020
Ian Wright,Arsenal..
The guy na Goal Banger.. shocked
Sports › Re: Barcelona: "Nothing surprises me anymore" Messi laments Suarez exit by DarkJeddi(m): 2:43pm On Sep 25, 2020
Beverlyjean:
Barca hypocrites... the same set of fans that have been insulting suarez are now backing him cos messi said so... messi knows that with suarez gone, he will not score more than 20 goals in all competition....he loves to control players , teams coaches and club leaders....if its ronaldo, they will call him selfish
You must be a Fan of one of those Clubs Messi has been raping on a REPEAT.. grin
He has been doing it before Suarez (FOUR BALON D'ORS) and he will continue to DO IT after Suarez.. shocked
Phones › Re: How Many Days Does 1GB Data Last You? by DarkJeddi(m): 12:02pm On Sep 25, 2020
Maybe 2 days if I too manage na 3 days.. kiss
Politics › Re: APC Suspends Kayode Fayemi Over Anti-Party Activities by DarkJeddi(m): 10:30am On Sep 25, 2020
JimmyAdekanbi:
Lol APC no send anybody o. You erred, then you are disciplined.
That’s a one way of looking at it..undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Who Don't Want Sex Should Stay Off Romantic Affairs. by DarkJeddi(m): 11:42am On Sep 24, 2020
fati2001:
cuz that's what an average Nigeria man bargain for!
So if he is paying for it,why should it be denied him in the guise of a no sex relationship?
He spends on you and you boldly say no sex!
And behind the Nigga one SOB will be collecting without dropping a KOBO.. sad
Romance › Re: Ladies Who Don't Want Sex Should Stay Off Romantic Affairs. by DarkJeddi(m): 11:39am On Sep 24, 2020
Quality20:
I disagree with you o. Some are just cool with being with a guy. A lady even told me that her ex is a good oyimbo man and he doesn't sex her, that they only romance. Another said all her previous relationship were sexless
As long as she doesn't ask for an urgent 2K am okay with that.. grin
Phones › Re: What's The Name Of Your Current Smartphone... � by DarkJeddi(m): 11:17am On Sep 24, 2020
Jafar1:
Give me example of those phones with 1440p super amoled display cheaper than s7 edge..
And should have have availability of parts incase of faults..
Just give me 1 example..

Am waiting..
S7 Edge is an ANCIENT PHASED OUT DEVICE.. grin
Its current price is a factor of its AGE.. shocked
And who needs 1440p?
Is that one of your must have specs?
Phones › Re: What's The Name Of Your Current Smartphone... � by DarkJeddi(m): 11:13am On Sep 24, 2020
Valkan:
oga why are you lolling
Do you really expect such a low end device to run high end 3D Games smoothly? shocked
Phones › Re: What's The Name Of Your Current Smartphone... � by DarkJeddi(m): 11:10am On Sep 24, 2020
Jafar1:
Not all companies offer amoled display and curve screen...
I dont cant choose battery over amoled display and curve screen....
Its a personal preference though, everyone has his/her preferences..

So?
There are many companies that offer AMOLED and curved screens PLUS Good battery life..
So?
Why should I have to settle for less?
Phones › Re: What's The Name Of Your Current Smartphone... � by DarkJeddi(m): 8:17am On Sep 24, 2020
Valkan:
can this phone run GTA sa and FIFA 14
LOL.. grin
Phones › Re: What's The Name Of Your Current Smartphone... � by DarkJeddi(m): 7:39am On Sep 24, 2020
Jafar1:
There is more to phone than battery...
I could have bought Tecno pouvoir 4 plus if battery is all I need
Really?
So those companies that offers both batteries and other specs nkọ?
Why should you have to choose among the specs?shocked
Phones › Re: What's The Name Of Your Current Smartphone... � by DarkJeddi(m): 6:42am On Sep 24, 2020
Karleb:
I'm just here to count the number of Naomi users.
Keep counting.. shocked
Phones › Re: What's The Name Of Your Current Smartphone... � by DarkJeddi(m): 6:39am On Sep 24, 2020
Jafar1:
Satisfied??
So is the S7 Edge supposed to be a battery champ? shocked
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by DarkJeddi(m): 6:35am On Sep 24, 2020
lordprogress:
Lol where I want take see mb download this one the only hope na double Airtel night plan for 2 sim angry
Get an MTN pulse night plan with 2G maximum night plan subscription..
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon Emerges Head Of House For Final Week by DarkJeddi(m): 1:31pm On Sep 23, 2020
humblegbolahan:
I'm a yoruba guy, and i beg on his behalf pls pardone him. Must everythings should be tribalism? pls leave this show out of it
Am an Igbo and I support Laycon from day one,I just don't see why the opinion of ONE Troll should descend to tribal name callings..
It's well..
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon Emerges Head Of House For Final Week by DarkJeddi(m):
SegFault:
He never insulted anyone he said "if".
Really?
Is that your own comprehension of his statement?
So what is the difference between telling you to go and eat SH1T and saying to you,'IF I didn't know you better,I would have told you to go and eat SH1T?'shocked
Don't lecture me on English and its NUANCES.. angry
Technology Market › Re: MAKE ORDER, WE SHIP 4 YOU, BUY FROM USA/CHINA ebay,amazon,$4/Ibs MAYORALL by DarkJeddi(m):
Nairaland General › Re: Couple And Their 3 Children Die In Accident On Their Way To Jigawa (Photos) by DarkJeddi(m): 11:43am On Sep 23, 2020
May their souls rest in peace..
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon Emerges Head Of House For Final Week by DarkJeddi(m): 11:27am On Sep 23, 2020
thatigboman:
look yourself in the mirror
Am no Hater and am handsome,thank you.. shocked
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon Emerges Head Of House For Final Week by DarkJeddi(m):
Tmb78:
If I don't have igbo friends and an Igbo brother-in-law,i would have thought you igbos are the scum of the earth and should be avoided at all costs going by what you always write here.
Chai,dude are you this sad and jobless in your real life?
This kind of hatred must be exhausting and tiresome na.
Take a breather bro,life shouldn't be this hard o.
Leave Igbo out of your mouth..
If you have issues with the guy,tackle him..
There are hundreds of thousands of Igbo supporting and voting for Laycon and you didn't see that?
But you disrespect the whole Igbo race based on what ONE PERSON said about your tribesman?
You are just as guilty as the person you are quoting,of being an ethnic jingoist.. angry
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon Emerges Head Of House For Final Week by DarkJeddi(m): 11:22am On Sep 23, 2020
thatigboman:
Op, something is seriously wrong with you.
Was there a HOH task? no
biased big brother just dash ugly, short sickler laycon HOH and u are here saying laycon won? won what? what task?
bloggers and their nonsense lies
Don't let hate eat you up,it leaves you ugly.. shocked
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Erica Has Been Disqualified by DarkJeddi(m):
uchaymart:
And that person is certainly not Laycon
I dey wait till Sunday to rub this your comment on your face.. grin
Shebi you know who go win and it's not Laycon? shocked
#LAYCONFORTHEMONEY..
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Erica Has Been Disqualified by DarkJeddi(m): 11:15am On Sep 23, 2020
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