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OgbeniSamm:
Really? I thought it's a small python.

That's a python and it ain't no baby

Before December we go hear like twenty different stories
You can't hide the truth forever.

DREAMZZZ:
Anambra guys are the finest and richest in the whole of Africa .... i dont blame her .. who no like better thing?? .....

Abi oo, Anambra amaka
But seriously a large percentage of Anambra men don't like marrying outside the state; Like 85% of my male relatives married from Anambra.

Bitcoinking2020:
you see this life is really not balanced. go online and see pictures and videos of girls buying their boyfriends a ps5, and what pains me the most is that 99 percent of those guys that girls are buying ps5 for can comfortably buy it by themselves three times over with change remainining. but you see the guys that cant afford that ps5, trust me no girl will buy ps5 for them. tell me one broke boy you know that his girlfriend has bought him a ps5? so are broke guys supposed to kill themselves or what ? that's all these oppression towards niggas who haven't made millions ?

It's just like a Ponzi scheme, they stake $500 PS5 to get $2000 later or even a car

Looking at the pictures alone would tell you why nobody wants to marry her

mariahAngel:
Pepper and nutmeg inside cake? Chai!

Umu nwoke g'egbum with experiment!

It makes a lot of difference, you should try it sometime

mariahAngel:
Na scones be that?

You sabi cook well, come dey organized on top.

I don't even know what to call it, it's just my own freestyle cake with plenty pepper and nutmeg. Thanks for the compliment

I made Chinese style egg fried rice and grilled fish last night. I couldn't get the rice as dry as I wanted because I was using a nonstick pan, na to buy wok be the next thing. I hope "uncle roger" doesn't get to see this

You don't have to be programmer to make money from programming, what it takes most time is a good idea. Develop an idea, get a programmer to do the dirty work and reap the reward.

achaemeka:
Boss,I learnt HTML 5,css3,js(JavaScript),bootstrap,for front end web dev
C# using asp.net for back end ( partially before robbers steal my lapi.
I can even use C.M.S. like WordPress,joomla and wix to build sites too.
I can also write SEO keywords researched article,and manage any site(I am a webmaster)
Sir,pls assist me to get back to my feet.I need 80k to buy a UK used hp elitebook 8470p .And 20k to buy a used android phone wey,I go dey use to connect WiFi to the lapi.
total 100k
Nairalanders abeg make una help me.

https://www.nairaland.com/6245047/neat-uk-used-hp-8470p
Find the money make you grab am as e dey hot

I tasted teargas for the first time there this morning while sitting jeje inside a bus. The Nigerian police is just useless, why throw teargas on a road that vehicles are passing; the bus I entered almost had an accident because of it.

KaithlynMoore:
I've seen your suggestion about G502 Hero gaming mouse, but I wanna ask your opinion on Logitech G600 as I'm pretty attractive to it coz its the mouse under 50$ too and has very catchy look so, what would you suggest?

Your help will be appreciated, thanks

I have Foreign Used Logitech G502 gaming mouse for sale, in case you are interested.

Who cares, I've not entered any church this year and I ain't planning to do so in the nearest future.

TheCork:
...ladies, please I need bed time story in yor sexxxxy sweet ice cream voice...and please hurry!
first come, first serve!!!

..and please, I dont want no African story about tortise & lion I beg...keep it simple & British!(no oofense)

You don finally bite yourself for nyash. You posted this at 2am Nigerian time, meanwhile it should have been 1am in London.

mariahAngel:
Well done. Nice.

Thanks

Halcyon123:
Recipe please and ingredients if you don't mind

Sorry I'm not too good at writing long stuffs but I used the recipe in the link. The only difference was that I used the meat stock to extract the palm oil.
https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/soups/banga-soup/

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Preciouschinwe:
looks delicious

Thank you

I made my first Ofe akwu last night and it was awesome.

I entered the market yesterday to buy mortar and pestle, na so market women begin laugh as per young boy wey dey buy mortar; it was a funny experience.

I used to think this stuff was a joke till I bought suya yesterday and aboki no gree put onions, he just slices two pieces of cucumber in place of onions
I bought ₦200 onions last Friday and it was up to 10 pieces, though smaller than the one in the picture.

See, like most guys here I won't judge the girl because what works for A might not work for B; we all have our different personalities and studies have shown that women prefer wild guys to docile guys.
In a similar manner, there are guys who like wild crazy women and there other guys who like quiet - reserved women, so don't insult people because they don't conform with your own ideology.

pocohantas:
You and your neat kitchen. Makes me happy...
Nice meal!

Thank you

I've been saving the rice for a lazy day. Breakfast + lunch + dinner all in one, no mind the fowl leg

freeman67:
Then you will have to contact your bank cos I did same 2 times from my GTB and non was returned. It has reflected on my mutual fund account.

Thanks for your help, I'll try from another account.

freeman67:
The easiest way of toping up with them is to do a direct transfer to the fund bank account (e.g Account Name: StanbicIBTC/ First Trustees Guaranteed Investment Fund - Bank: Stanbic IBTC- Account Number: 9202475343). Then in the Narration/ Payment details/Reason for payment space, you indicate your own mutual fund account number and name. I have done this twice this week and my account was credited without hassle.

That's exactly how I have been doing it.

drotba:
May i know what means you have been using for the attempted top up?

I used direct bank transfer from my Access bank account with my account number as statement.

benedictuyi:
Make sure your E-account number is correct

The account number is correct, it's the same one that I've been using since last year.

Is there anyone else having this problem? Last month I tried to top up my Stanbic mutual fund but the money kept bouncing back after two days, I tried it three times and it was the same problem.
Two days ago I tried to top up again and I just received my money back this evening.

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