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Sunday moi-moi + pepper stew

Even in old age, my dad still goes to the market to buy bulk foodstuffs, sometimes he goes with my mum and waits for her in the car but when it comes to buying little everyday stuffs, my mum takes care of that.

Though he has grown-up children, he still cooks once in a while; he has even developed some of his own recipes. I grew up watching my dad do these things and today cooking is what I enjoy doing most, I cook 100% of the food that I eat.

In my house everybody takes turn to cook, whether male or female and I started when I was in primary school. I do pity people who see cooking as a big deal.

Kongaone:
Hello romancelander.

A friend of mine dated this girl in 2012 for almost a year during his first job with a 100k salary. She was 21 while he was 23 years old then. She was in her final year and was receiving monthly allowance of 20k from her parents. Though she has accommodation in the hostel but she prefers staying with him in his apartment which was very close to her school. My guy was taking care of this girl whose entitlement mentality was so high. They were eating outside almost everyday as she couldn't cook then. He loved her so much and wouldn't mind marrying her thus he was footing all her bills and was sending very little home to his parents and siblings. This lady still complained that he was looking after his family more than he takes care of her needs.

In days when my guy was so broke she would never assist him even as a loan. She was so beautiful and intelligent that she was the dream of most guys on campus. At a point she called the relationship off stating that she wants to go back to her ex and my guy who was so tired of the relationship but never wanted to hurt her accepted in good fate.

As luck may have it he got a new job ssme year with double pay in Lagos. She later came back saying her calling for a quit was just a joke but my guy requested they just take a break and re evaluate the relationship. He left the town and moved to Lagos, they communicated for few months and lost communication. She deactivated her social media contacts and was no where to be found.

Fast forward to 2020, my guy (now 31) is married with twin boys and has properties and investment in Lagos with a salary of about half a million. He's now looking very fresh and handsome (na money be fine bobo). He placed his wife on 60k monthly allowance and opened a shop for her. Some months ago this his ex girlfriend chatted him that she's in Lagos and they met with their love almost rekindling. She now works in Lagos with 60k pay.

Now this lady (now 29) and still single is accusing my guy of not making much efforts to look for her while he was single. Said she regretted her past actions and has completely changed and felt she was the one married to him. She even said she can accept to be his second wife or his baby mama and won't marry any guy who is not like my guy (in terms of character, emotion and ofcourse money).

My guy has come to me for advise, pls if you are him what will you do? Matured minds pls.

The fact that your guy/ you still dey look for advice show say his mumu never do, that's if the story is true. If awon redpill gang call una simp, una go begin vex, stvpid guys annoy the fvck out of me, tueh

frozen70:
You guys ate getting it wrong pls

When a woman gives you money, it's a borrowed money because its necessary at that time for you

She does that because you needed it and out if nothing she has to do that because she doesn't want you to be in distress

But bear in mind that you are with her money and don't ever think she has forgotten it

As a matter of fact, a woman keros more financial records than abuse records

Just respect yourself through out that period she gives it to you

She also believes that she can't give you her pussy and gives you her money, no naw haba!!!

Any day you frustrate her, she will remind you of every kobo

Just imagine

24SEVEN:
Fortran. For Year 1. Like 15 yrs ago.

Nigerian universities still dey teach FORTRAN till today, and you'll wonder why the country is still stagnant.

Yuneehk:
Look how you made couscous look appealing. Looking like fried rice to me.

It's like you're not a fan of it

Dinner
Made couscous + sausage rolls + zobo

Good for the church goers, I usually stay on my bed till 11am on Sundays. Wearing facemasks and social distancing in the church should be among the funniest things that I've seen this year, I guess they're scared that their Lord can't protect them anymore.

Sunday's rice + chicken and muffins

Cousin9999:
Add celery to the sandwich next time. You can also add apple or dried fruit, and also nuts.

I'll try them out next time, thanks.

Volkswagen90:
me too got hook now o, but what about the worms they said it has?

Me never see worms before, most farm pigs are breed in hygienic conditions and as far as the meat is well cooked, you have nothing to fear.

Volkswagen90:
chai, u don dey enjoy pork since, me just dey eat am, i don miss

I no dey joke with am, I used to be scared before because of the stories about tape worms and others but from the first day I tasted I got hooked, just the same I got hooked to dog meat

Do you want to be popular in Nigeria? Just do something stupid

kinah:
You didn't include your sandwich filling
Haba

My bad, I used toast, lettuce, mayo, ketchup, carrots, fried egg and chicken.

Cousin9999:
Those pancakes look amazing.

Thank you.

Nuttella:
Nice meal

Thank you

Volkswagen90:
I need what you feel about pork meat, i don't really see people eating it, that make me curious, i want to know why?




Nairalanders, ur review

Nothing beats well peppered and grilled pork meat, beef suya doesn't even come close. I used to have this tradition back then in school with my close friends; after our exams every semester, we would go out at night to buy ₦500 pork [the Naira was still in good condition then, so imagine the quantity] and one bottle of palm wine each. When we get back home, we'll sit outside and enjoy till late at night, and the next morning everybody go carry their bags japa.

Sandwich for lunch, fluffy pancakes for dinner.

yesloaded:
Available

How long will it take to ship the items.

Black Player
Song: Alabasidi
Artiste: Prophet Odumeje [ the lion himself]

Some say the man the man don jazz me because I play his song 80% of the time

I hate phone calls, I only call when I have something important to say. Making a call is more energy draining than trekking from Mile 2 to Oshodi and if I have to check up on someone, I have to start preparing to make the call for at least two days.

I only enjoy seeing my small phone ring because that one brings in money . On my birthday last month I had to beg my siblings not to put my picture on their whatsapp status but they still went ahead to do it, so I put my phone on airplane mode throughout the day to avoid those annoying birthday calls.

As for going out, I do enjoy enjoy it once in a while, I hang out with friends but I don't do go to parties. Most people find it weird for a guy but my favourite place to go to is the market, especially when I need to buy foodstuffs.

My dad is a super villain and ruler of Apokolips, and as the heir to the throne, I have to bear my father's name "Darkseid".

ceaser:
See, the guy na fake. AE don't really vet sellers like it's done on eBay, Amazon etc. Heck, the Chinese government don't even have punitive laws to discourage such. To the Chinese, it's seen as a thing of pride to outsmart others, mostly in cunning ways.

So the red flags for that guy is that the store was recently opened, probably in preparation for Black Friday and gadget Monday sales. The second red flag is that the items are dirt cheap, those items will most likely be fake.

So here is what happens. You're not the only person that will be attracted by the "juicy offers", at least a million other shoppers likely are. So if each one of you buys 10 dollars worth of item from his store, that makes 10 million dollars. He will ship the item of course, but it'll be fake. The purchase protection is what he is banking on. Not many AE shoppers know about BP and so it always run out on their profile without they knowing it. Also not everyone has the luxury of watching the last few minutes of BP expiry with the hope of filing for dispute the moment it runs out. Not many buyers know that you can file dispute for fake items.

These are the categories of people that this seller plan to capitalize on. If out of a million buyers, 500 thousand failed to file dispute as at when due and funds have already been released to the seller.

Four years ago in preparation for Black Friday on AE, I had spotted this store with dirt cheap prices and I bought a Bose Sound link Mini I had planned to acquire that year.

Come and see how disappointed I was when was delivered was total fake and imitation. I had to make a video evidence back to AE to refund my dues. After Black Friday, I wanted to write reviews to expose the seller, alas the store no longer exists - It's like the store was in existence for just like 2 weeks.

I was later to buy the certified Soundlink Mini from another reputable seller.

Wow! You really broke it down, I think I'll just let this one pass.

genius43:
Run while your legs can support you. Those Redmi airdots will 99.999% chances of been fake

Not only the airdots, even other earphones are too cheap to be true. I don book plenty but afraid dey catch me

I saw a store on AliExpress with prices so cheap that I'm scared to buy Like they have Redmi airdots for about $3, and the store was opened on July 23rd and no reviews yet. Do you guys think it's wise to buy anything from there?

One thing I've learnt while dealing with Nigerians is that unless you are planning to work for free, you have to make your price known before starting the work.

Trust me when I say it's just a gimmick that phone manufacturers use in getting into your pocket. I'm very sure that 80% of people use only one out of the four cameras without even knowing. Then maybe once in a while they use a second one when they take pictures with brokeh effect while the remaining two remains useless.
Funny thing is that brokeh effect can still be achieved very well with only a single camera.

Thoughtfeed:
New Hp or New Dell of 100k.. Which is more durable

I'm looking to buy a new one of 100k

In terms of everything, Dell laptops are a lot better than HP's and you'll also not get any reasonable brand new laptop for 100k.

Greenvaiper:
20k is just 50 US dollars. Go and collect your certificate and stop this broke mentality

I don't care about the certificate, wetin I wan take am do, the last time I even looked at my statement of result was last two years. Me I no even get that kind time to begin travel go Imo.

They can keep mine, I'm not sure I'll be needing it in the next 30 years

Under16:
Indomie and cake. No purge o

It's all under control

Indomie night

My favourite is Samsung browser but I've been using Opera mostly these days because it works free on MTN. At least I get to save my data and use it for other important things.

Breakfast + Lunch + Dinner, all in one
Ogbono soup with homemade zobo drink.