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You and your dog don kill Sandra mama, una go hear am once their members find out

Two years ago I bought an iPhone to use as secondary phone; within one month, I sold it and got a torchlight phone instead. I can't keep torturing myself with a phone that makes even the simplest tasks complicated.
9 out of 10 iPhone users that I know only use it for taking pictures and social networking.

daddytime:
Why not work on the issue with the f key and let's talk on your best price.

The laptop isn't mine. If you're interested in something else, send me a message on 08091062121.

TheGidRedpiller:
So if a girl is trying to be careful, bringing a fellow girl is the best option? Thats more or less like bringing nothing bro, the intention is clear enough, they are trying to wash off you simple!

As much as I know you hate women, it's still good to keep an open mind sometimes. Do you expect me to start acting crazy because she brought a friend along? As far the friend doesn't get involved in my business, I don't see why it should matter. If I then find out the intention was negative, I'll simply walk away.

Julius444:
The price is too high, I want the one with 4gig ram if available. Call me on 08137407485

I saw this message late, but if you're still interested in getting a laptop, I have many for sale, just follow the link in my signature.

I don't have problem with a girl coming with her friend if it's the first time we're meeting; you know this country is filled with crazy people and I understand that she might be having security concerns but that her friend will never sit in the same table as me, she doesn't even to greet me.
Make the friend just go dey her side for one corner, anything apart from this, I go just excuse them, collect another table, enjoy myself alone and go home.

flyinnizam:
All were killed by my brother. Animal right activist over to you.

Your brother is a mad man for killing those monkeys

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SweetVibe:
Ahhh!! That is not a healthy lifestyle

I'm already used to it, eating breakfast makes me hungrier and I don't eat outside my house, so lunch is out of it.

SweetVibe:
Breakfast by 12'noon?
I see ulcer knocking

Five out of seven days in a week, I only eat dinner [heavy one], breakfast is on rare occasions and lunch is only on Sundays.

Breakfast at work - chocolate cake

My top 10, all from the lion himself.

Still available

I'm helping a brother to sell his laptop
- 8GB RAM
- 256GB SSD
- 7th Gen core i5
- Intel HD graphics
- Backlit keyboard
- Long battery life

Known fault: The "F" key tends to type continuously on its own sometimes.
Price - ₦170,000 [Slightly negotiable]
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Zaheertyler:
Met mat
Chemical engineering
Ich
Fst
Physics
In federal university of Technology Owerri
If you get people for that department no vex with any result them carry come
Only school of health and school of management Dey enjoy for that school
We started with 150 final year we are about 35 plus like
40 extra year students you Dey see reg no of 2013 Dey write year 4 course Futo wicked oo

We were 74 in my set during matriculation, but na only six of us convocate, IPH no easy

tosik:
most nigerian doesn't know that sitting in your house in peace,eating snacks, and minding your own business is priceless...

Most Nigerians are very bad at the bolded; they'll even term you weird and proud if you refuse to engage in meaningless stuffs. In the words of my neighbour two days ago; "guy everytime you dey inside dey enjoy your money alone, if to say I dey your shoes, all the girls for this area go don hear am. I go don scatter their t*t* finish." I just shook my head and left.
As an intovert, I don't keep friends for long, I hate being disturbed and I'll only contact people when we have something important to talk about.

EFULEFU1:
What kind of nonsense is this

The same kind of nonsense you wrote in the OP

I've always been the goto tech guy, people always came to me to help them fix their tech related problems; usually for free.
Now I run my tech business and make money from it. It's what I always wanted, so much room for new discoveries and expansion.
I remember when I used to attend interviews after NYSC service and secretly prayed that I don't get the job, today I thank God that I didn't get any employment then.

The movie need to feature Kanayo O. Kanayo or else I no go watch am

LifeOfTrigga:
Bro 5C much better than 5s and not about the body cos I’ve used it before

What is this person saying
iPhone 5c isn't even in the league of iPhone 5 let alone iPhone 5s.

DaInferno:
Going through this and all I've been murmuring is; people get money o. so here's my question
Where you d see this money boss?

Na for site

Lovelyn451:
something that if you're washing after cutting, the whole water will turn green, my mum will say you've washed off the nutrient, its chaff you're putting in the food

Abeg who dey eat food primary because of nutrient? I eat because I'm hungry, secondly because of the taste, nutrients come last. I can't cook well garnished egusi soup and because I washed off small green colour, the nutrient I was supposed to get will now be reduced by 80%.
Back to the topic, I can spend three to fours hours cooking and I enjoy it but cutting vegetables is the part that tires me the most. If it's just ₦100 or ₦200 vegetable, I can manage to cut it myself but when it comes to ₦400+ vegetables, fvck I'm getting it cut in the market , though I'll have to wash it for longer time.

praiseoski:
You must be very foolish.... It's obvious you aren't Edo.... Better keep your mouth shut if you have nothing sensible to say.


Just so you know, those bronzeworks were highly valued artifacts looted from the palace, after the invasion by the British, and subsequent fall of the great Benin empire

From your comment, it's obvious who the foolish one is.

Monimatic:
Edo state will cash out big time from tourism, the Governor should build at least three massive ultra modern world class digital complaint museums across benin City to accommodate these stolen treasures that are being returned back

And you think Nigerians care about museums? Most Nigerians aren't interested in anything that has to do with acquiring knowledge; in fact I can say that the reason why most people go to higher institutions here is to earn a living. The only way it'll fetch money here is to put in a club house. PS: my opinion.

All sentiments aside, it's better off where it is currently, at least it has a value there. Bring it here and it'll turn to regular scrap metal

One thing I'm sure of is that nobody will make heaven, not even one person

One thing I'm sure of is that nobody will make heaven, not even one person

blazepascal:
There are a few famous food and drinks we typically fed on that we likely may not recognise the English names as we're typically acquainted with the nearby names there are being known as through the dealers or buyers.


Some folks may recognise the English names of a number of those ingredients though, however I wager we used to the nearby names and likely if we inform the dealers of those ingredients or beverages the English call, he/she may not recognise what we're referring to.hbd

the correct word for GARRI is cassava granules” or cassava flake

stop calling it zobo the right word is hibiscus tea or Roselle plant tea


the English name for kuli kuli is peanut bars

the English word for suya is pork satay or pork kebab

stop calling it kunu the English name is gruel


akara is bean cake


actually its not pure water the right word is sachet water

the English name for ewedu is jute mallow

there is a fruit we normally call fruit if you can remember its actually tropical almond



stop calling it abalumo udara or cherry the right word is African star apple


stop calling it aki hausa the correct word is tiger nut


Igbo people its not cheleku the right word is black velvet tamarind

hope you 've been enlightened??

I go comot ya teeth just now, before I go inside cell...

No one is even saying anything about isolation centres anymore

I'd rather starve than to eat outside, I can't even stand the thought of eating outside. For over four years now, I've only eaten home cooked foods and I'm not planning to stop anytime soon. I buy everything in bulk: rice, beans, dry fish etc and while it may cost much in the beginning, it pays better in the long run; I currently have more than seven different kinds of foods in my freezer and everything is cooked the way I want it to be.

Most of my friends spend an average of ₦1,500 per day to eat tiny food while my whole food budget for the week is just 2k and the 2k is mainly for vegetables and meat. Nothing sweet pass to relax inside your house chop better food

Goodlyhrt:
You become weird, you can't even figure your self out talk less of other people.

You lack social skills.. And people thought this is cool... Menh! Things could escalate quickly because you are keeping bootled emotions which is rather detrimental towords your relationship with other people.

This is just me and I hate this feeling. I could get so angry but you wouldn't know because I can't voice it out. I could kill!!


Somebody save me!

When people lack social skills, and suffer from social anxiety coupled with shyness, they'll come online to claim introverts. You're not an introvert, you just need therapy.