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Romance › Re: "The Only Thing You Didn't Borrow Is Your Beard" - Lady Drags Man by Darkseid(m): 11:24am On Jan 14, 2021
Is it just me, because I'm yet to find the guy's offence undecided

Gaming › Re: What Is Scariest Game You Have Ever Played? by Darkseid(m): 4:42pm On Jan 06, 2021
RevoRaptor:
omo I remember playing that jezz.
Most scariest game on ps1 "ALONE I'M THE DARK" "CREATURES"
Resident Evil 3 was also kinda scary, I'll download them again soon.
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Darkseid(m): 8:59am On Jan 06, 2021
Blinking44:
I'm getting tired of this stanbic mutual fund of a thing!
If you cant add to my money, why deducting from my capital.
Something needs to be done on time!
Stanbic MMF is getting really frustrating, I made deposit to their new account but it was returned after a week. I'm thinking of switching to Piggyvest but I still don't know how safe it is.
Gaming › Re: What Is Scariest Game You Have Ever Played? by Darkseid(m): 1:46pm On Jan 03, 2021
Alone in the dark ( PSone ). I collected the game from my friend and played it when everyone had slept around 11pm in the night. The game was scary AF, na so my heart dey beat fast constantly; after playing for like one hour I jejely removed it make person no go get high BP because of game.
Travel › Re: Legitimate Jobs Nigerians Do In Turkey by Darkseid(m): 2:09pm On Jan 01, 2021
kilomodemoh:
Thank God Nigerians are still engaging in such legitimate jobs
Do you sell wholesale
Romance › Re: My New Year Feeding Resolution. What Is Your New Year Feeding Resolution? by Darkseid(m): 7:49am On Dec 26, 2020
Nazgul:
70k for feeding in the month, and you're even planing to reduce it...that's small if you ask me o. I spend far more that and it's even paining me.

Let's do the math here.

A plate of food on the average costs N500 X 30 days = 15,000

You might want to buy fruits I do that a lot. I always want to have fruits in my fridge. If you spend an average of N500 on fruits per day X 30 days = 15,000

You would also love to have provisions at home, yams, noodles, rice, beans, semovita/garri beverages such as Milo and milk, tin tomatoes, meat, frozen chicken, frozen fish, bottle of groundnuts, bama, bread... etc.

Then you add weekend outings, where you and your guys along with your girlfiends hang out for fun. In such gatherings you can spend more than 10k, and you do that like twice or more in a month.

By the time you add all these, you'll discover that the money would be higher than 70k.

It would be much more easier if you're married, cos the issue of eating outside would end, issue of hanging out on weekends would end, madam will be given a budget for the month, and she'll work on it while you channel the rest of your money to other family issues.
As a bachelor, I spend less than 20k on food in a month, and yes, my fridge is always fully stocked. I eat whatever comes to my mind whether Chinese, Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa foods etc and 100% of what is eat is cooked by me. The last time I ate in a restaurant was during my first week after NYSC camp in 2017.
Phones › Re: Telegram Announces Monetization Plans As It Approaches 500 Million Active Users by Darkseid(m): 4:11pm On Dec 25, 2020
Jazzman01:
It seems they want to follow the path of 2go. Very soon, they will monetise every feature and they will lose alot of users and go extinct. Even WhatsApp with over 1billion active users is not considering any form of monetisation yet.
Funny you. You think Facebook paid $19B for whatsapp because they love Buhari, even the former owner and creator of whatsapp asked users to boycott the app after selling it to Facebook.
Celebrities › Re: Instagram Shuts Down Tunde Ednut Page, Users React (Pix) by Darkseid(m): 11:47am On Dec 22, 2020
Speed Darlington no go rest today, na party till dawn. All enemies of our next president Akpi must be destroyed, PAP [not akamu] is the party, Tacha is next angry angry

Phones › Re: Airtel Tariff Plan by Darkseid(m): 8:33pm On Dec 21, 2020
Classickj:
Good morning Nairalander

Pls does anyone knows any airtel tariff plans that gives bonus after you recharge..

I use mtn any time I recharge N200 I get 500 bonus
Airtel stingy die, I'm on smart trybe because I use night plan sometimes. I've been recharging an average of 3k per month since I ported from MTN and I never see even ₦100
Nairaland General › Re: I Killed This Snake In My Bee Farm Today (Photos) by Darkseid(m): 2:41am On Dec 21, 2020
You dey finish us with your adverts here, customer finally show you come smash him head undecided
Food › Re: The Big Catfish We Caught While In A Canoe by Darkseid(m): 9:02pm On Dec 20, 2020
This small fish wan capsize canoe; this your fabu e mad gan grin grin
Phones › Re: How Do I Lock The Data Menu Of My Samsung Galaxy A21s? by Darkseid(m): 11:54am On Dec 18, 2020
JeffDWalter:
If you are a parent, then you must understand "instructing" your zealous 16 and 13year old boys alone wouldn't cut. And there is limit to the force you apply when they are that age.
Which is easier?
A. Locking my Hotspot and barring them from accessing
B. Warning, shouting, flogging them?
Even when I was younger than 16 years, I obeyed instructions given to me by my dad. Them keep going to your phone shows disobedience and lack of respect; you still have a lot of parenting to do.
Phones › Re: How Do I Lock The Data Menu Of My Samsung Galaxy A21s? by Darkseid(m): 10:09am On Dec 18, 2020
JeffDWalter:
Please help me out.
My kids are driving me crazy.
I do not know what security settings to use.

My phone is on security lock, but the data menu still swipes down and data still turns on, while the phone is locked.

My kids just turn it on and use the hotspot comfortably in their room while I go about my business in our room or the living room.

I want to shock them. I have searched the internet but couldn't find a suitable direction to do it.
Is it that can't instruct your kids to not touch your phone or are you scared of them undecided
Romance › Re: Invitation To My Wedding. Raspberry2020 by Darkseid(m): 7:15am On Dec 18, 2020
Baba no wan hear stories, he don score goal before match start grin grin
Technology Market › Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by Darkseid(m): 1:59pm On Dec 13, 2020
Greetings, I want to get a small generator as a gift for someone and my budget is 35k for 1kva to 1.2kva. Also my main concern is durability and fuel consumption, please which brand will you recommend; my friends small Tiger generator didn't even last up to three months.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Proper For A Christian To Be Using Internet Cheat? by Darkseid(m): 10:41am On Dec 13, 2020
Do you know why I'm not so bothered about going to hell, it's because everyone I know would be there to keep me company. Yes, it's a sin to use internet cheats but so are these:

1. Downloading movies from most websites is considered piracy and piracy is a sin. You should buy movies instead, around 10k for an average movie.

2. Buying DVD collection is also piracy and a sin.

3. Sharing movies to others is also piracy and sin.

4. Do you download paid apps on other websites for free or do you collect them from friends, then you are also a pirate and a criminal.

5. More than 90% of Nigerians including pastors and churches use pirated Microsoft Windows / office on their computers. If that isn't stealing/piracy, then I don't know what it is.

6. Do you download or receive/send music to others without paying, then you are a thief.

7. There's this pastor whose shop is next to mine, his work is to install pirated windows and softwares, funny huh undecided

Last last, that heaven go empty because I no sure say even one Nigerian go enter there.
Romance › Re: Have you Seen This Advert?I Can't Stop Laughing by Darkseid(m):
Mathscum:
This guy get mind o
30K
What's funny about it? If you no get money for Italian shoe, you no go continue with 2k carton shoe wey you dey buy regularly. Some shoes from that manufacturer costs as much as 100k and you want make he sell am 2k for you abi undecided undecided
Business › Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Darkseid(m): 12:05am On Dec 11, 2020
EtimAbasiama:
Congrats boss
Thank you sir
Romance › Re: When You Say A Lady Has A Loose Vagina (photos) by Darkseid(m): 4:53pm On Dec 10, 2020
Oops! Wrong thread lipsrsealed
Business › Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Darkseid(m): 11:58am On Dec 10, 2020
ElonMosque:
Congrats.
Thanks sir
Business › Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Darkseid(m): 10:28am On Dec 10, 2020
My second sale
>> Summervilleattorney/com
>>Picked from ED
>> Outbounded but got no response
>> Finally got an inbound offer and sold at $320
>> Payment received via BTC
Romance › Re: Ladies, Things That You Hate Seeing At A Guy's Place When You Visit? by Darkseid(m): 4:50pm On Dec 08, 2020
Dapcity007:
In my place u see girls pants and bras I have lost count its seems they loose their senses after staying overnight and forget their panties d next day, I don't even know who wore what because I HV lost count
Boss, you mean say you get Benz full everywhere, dash me one na grin grin
Business › Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Darkseid(m): 8:17pm On Dec 04, 2020
Sapiosexuality:
Wow! How long did that take?
It took about one week
Business › Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Darkseid(m): 5:58pm On Dec 04, 2020
Sapiosexuality:
That's through Wire or PayPal to Africard?
To normal bank account.
Business › Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Darkseid(m): 5:21pm On Dec 04, 2020
Sapiosexuality:
$20 for what? I just applied for Africard with them.
They removed about $20 from my last payment as international transfer fee.
Business › Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Darkseid(m): 5:10pm On Dec 04, 2020
Greetings everyone, how do I enable crypto currency payment on dan, I no wan dash UBA $20 again.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Darkseid(m): 1:34pm On Dec 04, 2020
Akeem79:
Oha soup without red oil shocked



Dinner
How do you mean? I used palm nuts.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Darkseid(m): 3:42pm On Dec 03, 2020
loveymom:
I miss Akpu embarassed
So what's holding you from grabbing the next available one.
Romance › Re: Fraudsters R Not Good People. by Darkseid(m): 9:58am On Dec 03, 2020
Chamukebenson:
it’s terrible situation. U doing legit stuff working hard for ur money , the worst thing u can do to urself is mingling with fraudsters
VeeVeeMyLuv:
my broda, it is worrisome, this is how gangsterism lifestyle in South America and black American neighborhoods started.

Naija gradually turning into a land of gangsters. Maybe this is APC vision.
The worst thing is that parents are supporting it these days, they don't even care how their kids are getting the money they spend.
My 23 yr old jobless friend bought a 2015 Camry last two months, last month he bought another Lexus RX350 for his mom. While his dad complained, the mom accepted everything without asking where the money came from; as of today the guy and his dad are not in speaking terms.
Romance › Re: Fraudsters R Not Good People. by Darkseid(m): 7:52am On Dec 03, 2020
I've cut contact with friends and relatives that have gone into internet fraud, it's really bad how Nigerians now see defrauding others as a normal hustle. Yahoo boys these days dey get respect pass suit wearing workers; for me I'll keep hustling legitimately in my own way and I know say I go get there one day, na just small time e go take.

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