₦airaland Forum

One thing I'm sure of is that nobody will make heaven, not even one person

blazepascal:
There are a few famous food and drinks we typically fed on that we likely may not recognise the English names as we're typically acquainted with the nearby names there are being known as through the dealers or buyers.


Some folks may recognise the English names of a number of those ingredients though, however I wager we used to the nearby names and likely if we inform the dealers of those ingredients or beverages the English call, he/she may not recognise what we're referring to.hbd

the correct word for GARRI is cassava granules” or cassava flake

stop calling it zobo the right word is hibiscus tea or Roselle plant tea


the English name for kuli kuli is peanut bars

the English word for suya is pork satay or pork kebab

stop calling it kunu the English name is gruel


akara is bean cake


actually its not pure water the right word is sachet water

the English name for ewedu is jute mallow

there is a fruit we normally call fruit if you can remember its actually tropical almond



stop calling it abalumo udara or cherry the right word is African star apple


stop calling it aki hausa the correct word is tiger nut


Igbo people its not cheleku the right word is black velvet tamarind

hope you 've been enlightened??

I go comot ya teeth just now, before I go inside cell...

No one is even saying anything about isolation centres anymore

I'd rather starve than to eat outside, I can't even stand the thought of eating outside. For over four years now, I've only eaten home cooked foods and I'm not planning to stop anytime soon. I buy everything in bulk: rice, beans, dry fish etc and while it may cost much in the beginning, it pays better in the long run; I currently have more than seven different kinds of foods in my freezer and everything is cooked the way I want it to be.

Most of my friends spend an average of ₦1,500 per day to eat tiny food while my whole food budget for the week is just 2k and the 2k is mainly for vegetables and meat. Nothing sweet pass to relax inside your house chop better food

Goodlyhrt:
You become weird, you can't even figure your self out talk less of other people.

You lack social skills.. And people thought this is cool... Menh! Things could escalate quickly because you are keeping bootled emotions which is rather detrimental towords your relationship with other people.

This is just me and I hate this feeling. I could get so angry but you wouldn't know because I can't voice it out. I could kill!!


Somebody save me!

When people lack social skills, and suffer from social anxiety coupled with shyness, they'll come online to claim introverts. You're not an introvert, you just need therapy.

ZIINI:
Congratulations man
But where this guy’s dey see money

Na for site

Tokskob2008:
He has to refund you the balance before the quit notice can be effective, my landlord did exact same thing and we all ended up at the police station where he was told to refund my balance so the notice could be effective or re issue the quit notice when my rent is due. This is usually done by illiterate and greedy landlords, he gave me quit notice in July when my rent expiration was December last year this is March and I'm still there his only prayer now is for me to move out soon as he can't do anything.

I believe you're the illiterate one here; even if your landlord serves you quit notice a week to expiration of your rent, you still have to pay for the extra six months, no be you build his house for am.

I don't know why many Nigerians feel that they have to tell none existent grass to grace stories. The truth is that no agent in this Nigeria will mock you as far you have the money to pay rent and most especially their "agent fee", if you like be a truck pusher, they don't care.

AWhyyy:
How will ampere make me discover the problem

It shows the charging current, a 2A charger will usually be in the range of 1400ma to 1990ma. If you're getting something far less, you can try another charger or cable and check the values again.

AWhyyy:
For 3 days now, I've noticed that my Redmi quick charge doesn't work anymore. My phone normally gets to 100% in an hour but for two hours now I'm still at 62% and the battery drains very fast now. I thought my phone had a problem but going on Google and Youtube, it seems I'm not alone on this. Some people are saying it's the MIUI 12 update, others are saying it's the charging cable and honestly I'm confused. Is anyone facing the same issue here and has been able to solve it. Please help a brother out

It's either your charger or the cable, I've had experiences with both before. Download Ampere from playstore to test them.

I'd rather trek than have a lady sit at my back on a bike, only weak ass men allow such. Back then in Owerri, it was the ladies who sat in the middle, I was surprised to enter Abeokuta and seeing men seating in the middle

And that's how women keep deceiving each other; she might get her husband a good gift while the unmarried ones would follow her nonsense advice. But God forbid say I go buy gift give any girl in the name of valentine, if you even manage see flowers from my hand, na juju cause am On Sunday, na to tidy better rice wey me and my padi them go chop

Jannesjambres99:
We should stop to blame president Buhari for every evil done in Nigeria,
Buhari is never Nigeria problem,
Nigeria problem is Nigerians,

Northerners are the problem of North,

Igbos are the problem of Igbo

Yorubas are the problem of yoruba,

South South are also problem of South South,

Why blaming Buhari for everything?
That's unfair

Nigeria corruption was at highest level before Buhari came to power,

What do you expect from him?
To transform Nigeria to paradise over night?
He is doing that no doubt,
But he need our support,

Nigerians always in a hurry, we need to take things easy,
Instead of accusing Buhari, use that energy to pray for him,

I want to ask you?

Have you ever ask God in your prayers to give Buhari all that it takes to put Nigeria in order?

Buhari is not a wicked man as people think,

My message is clear,

Nigerians please stop saying evil about Buhari, stop wishing him dead, because he is not your problem.

Thank you all,

you can reach me on phone for more information

07067967359,

Buhari brother

This stuff doesn't feel real to me, both the giver and receiver get the same hand writing

What I've noticed so far is that it's those with less than 100k in cryptos that are making all the noise, men wey get millions no dey complain, there's always a way around it.

dustmalik:
The problem I see here is IGNORANCE. Most people simply don't know how to monitor or check what is consuming their data.

I don't know about other Networks, but MTN doesn't fraudulently deplete data.

No mind them, I've been using MTN for years and my data usage always corresponds to what I have left, I've never experienced any kind of zapping abi na so MTN like me reach. My data speed monitor is always on to check when there's an abnormal data usage and my YouTube cancer is set to 144p by default.
Some people don't even know how to reduce resolution on YouTube, they watch long Nigerian movies at 1080p and then come here to talk nonsense. For those tethering to PC, there's usually a service "svchost" that goes rogue sometimes and drains a lot data, so before you complain again, make sure you have have monitored your data properly.

Munzy14:
This is nice....weldone!

Thanks sir

Malawian:
Aliexpress things are cheaper, but the shipping cost will end up making it more expensive than Jumia. Jumia all the way jare.

You obviously haven't bought anything from AliExpress before.

lolipopandy:
I want

E don finish tey tey

Pavore9:
Way easier removing the outer coating than that of our regular black-eyed peas. Soaked it and came back 2hrs later, very easy washing off the outer coatings.....less stressful!

You can actually remove the coat of black eyed beans start to finish in 10 minutes.

Last night abacha with plenty ogiri

victorix:
"2026: Apple invents contactless charging, 'AirSafe'. First of its kind."

isheeps: "Wow, innovation. Shut up and take my fuvking money"

You know them well
That's how they kept mentioning 5G, about 70 times at their last presentation, something that many phones already had.

Waiting for Apple to "invent" this in 2026.

The problem with Lenovo phones is updates; they hardly release any, even to fix bugs na problem. I've used three Lenovo phones and they were really solid, my last Lenovo phone was K4 Note, damn the speakers on that thing was heavenly.

Nickshrapnel:
My humble personage bows before your grandeur

Your sins have been forgiven and it's because of the CJ meme

Nickshrapnel:
They said he is still Uxas, either way, he is ugly

I swear you go collect oo

I remember the day I went to see the the Igwe of my town (God bless his soul), I didn't know whether to prostrate or shout Igweeee like in Nollywood movies.
I was surprised to see him come out with singlet and shorts and I just casually greeted him "good morning sir". We just chatted a little about my reason for coming and then I left; the truth is that an average Igbo man doesn't like to be ruled over.

Greymethod:
You will soon start selling phones,anuofia....jobless boy���

See person wey no know wetin she dey sell dey call person jobless
And of course, better learn some manners before it gets too late

badaru911:
... Who cares..... During BVN, I didn't rush to do it. I waited patiently cos I knew the government would surely postpone it indefinitely.. And that's what gonna happen to this NIN... I don't know the reason why people still listen to the government.,..no matter what they say or plan to do, they will not do it... This NIN won't close rara..

I'm not even bothered, more than 60% of Nigerians are yet to register and blocking those SIM cards would cripple the economy, it'll ruin business and cause far more problems than what we are facing now.

Greymethod:
Uk used lenovo k20 note for sale
It has 4gb ram and 128gb rom with type c charge type
Price is 73k negotiable
Location is anambra/imo/asaba
Call or whatsapp 08117194113/08062952844

There's no such thing as Lenovo k20 note, and that phone doesn't even look original.

Localemperor:
I have been reading history as of late and how people came to be in their present locations. Well mine is not any different because my ancestors migrated from Awka in present day Anambra to Ugbawka in present day Nkanuland. So this is what I have decided to do with my life.

...

Believe me, am not crazy and I have carefully done this research, and of course there would be a lot of challenges, and challenges are meant to be over-come. So I need a girl who is ambitious like me on nairaland, let make this thing work. Everything would be documented and 3000 years from now, our decedents would talk about us, our history would be thought in schools, Our names would be written in the sand of time.

Pls any girl that is interested should drop her mail and I will reach out to her...

Na wetin most mad people dey talk be this