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STFUareyouGod:
I'll do these things if yur sure of falling deeply

Lol!!

How are you today hun?

13) Smell good.

14) Surprise me occasionally. Be spontaneous.

clumsydyna:
How funny it is that d whole world accepts the licking and swallowing of sperm.

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EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
are you sure you live on this planet?.

Respect from ME. Lol I can't speak for others.

Hell yes there are benefits; why not??

For one, it earns you respect. From my female perspective, a male virgin, or any virgin for that matter, demonstrates self-control. It's attractive to me. Not that I have anything against men who aren't virgins, but those who are get a few bonus points.

As far as the sexual performance aspect... anyone can learn. Practice makes perfect lol

Durenttt:
Are u sure u are a lady sef?


Idntblivit dat oda women dont arouse you. Durrrrrhhhh

LOL yes I'm quite sure

If true, I belong to the small percentage that doesn't apply. Other women don't arouse me whatsoever.

STFUareyouGod:
what does this even mean?

Anyways, when I was in secondary school, I've always wanted to study engineering, but my parents insisted on medicine which I was forced to accept. Unfortunately, I wasn't offered medicine in the uni but zoology which I was persuaded by my parent to accept with the with the plan of going for medicine in future.
Well, I became frustrated and maybe lost focus. I ended up falling out of love with the course

Although I ended studying the zoology but dumped it immediately after graduation and went for a completely different field which has finally brought me joy

And what would that field be? Out of curiosity..

Johnnoah1st:
like i care about u people's opinion or side talks? tell me maybe it against d rule on nairaland to upload whatever u like on ur profile pics? or anybody dat have scammed on nairaland, lol even in real life peoples opinion or reactions or sides talk dont influence any decision i want to make talkless of d internet? b4 dis issue have even intend to remove d pics but now i wont remove atleast 4 d next one year, i guess by dat time u all would have commit suicide because of dp. i knw u all feel threaten by d handsomeness of d pics on my dp, maybe all u should go and do plastic surgery maybe u will stop feeling jealousy of peoples luk, but gosh! its not 4 d poor. maybe u should try bleaching creams.

I can assure you that no one here is jealous of you, or your FAKE pic, nor does anyone care. Sure, you can upload what you like as your DP. Just don't blatantly LiE about it being you. That form of deceit is childish and unnecessary.

Judging by that long rant you just wrote, you do care about my opinions. Lol. And by d way you just admitted that another man was extremely handsome. Are you gay too nau?

Johnnoah1st:
U are crazy, he havent prove its not me on dat pics.

MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS FAKE DP...

The real guy in the picture is Michael James.
He's 23, and the founder of Pyramid's clothing.
His instagram is @ mjbhpr.

I found all this information through a simple search. Why are there so many frauds on Nairaland? Lol you will all eventually get exposed!

Durentt , Decker

I noticed earlier today that I could not post anything on any topic on the Romance section. Apparently I was not banned by a moderator for disobeying rules... but by a "spam bot"? Huh?

Is there any way to be 'unbanned'? Or is it best to wait it out?

Any help is appreciated!

DarrkkRebel:
And who is this bastard, idiotic dumb whore_ of a dog-piss-sipping demonic stinkard?

Awww, I'm so hurt. **cries fake tears** Lol.
I appreciate the time you put in to writing a comment just for me. Thanks boo

Please. You look like a gremlin, and your "six pack" is non-existent. Don't be mad at me because you're not as hot as you thought. Lmao

JimiCoker:
What is wrong with you people
Y'all are just feeding this narcissistic megalomaniac with the attention she craves. You think you're ugly and you refer to yourself as 'Mamagee3'? You must think we're all simpletons
BTW you're not ugly, but you're certainly no Beyonce. At best you're a 5, so stop all these asinine mind games

"You're certainly no Beyonce"
This made me laugh out loud!!!

I'm curious as to how it works as well..

For Christ's sake!!! I can't tell if you really have a self-confidence issue, or if you just like the attention.

I see a topic about your looks in the Romance section every other day. You need to seek help, hun.

Nothing compares to the cycle being over
Feels good to jump around and move freely without fear of making a mess! Lol

Please, donate just 5 cents a day to help feed this malnourished child.

croSStodds:
what gives you that whimsical impression he's the richest?Do you know the figures in his bank account?

Did you skip over the last part of my comment? I don't believe that he's the richest.

Ok... and? Lol, What are you looking for by posting this? A gold-digging wife? Attention?


I doubt you have any real wealth, honestly. Any man can put on a suit and claim to be rich.

I love heels. They add that extra class to an outfit.

BUT, they hurt like hell. Can't wear them too often or else my feet will be permanently deformed

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All these meals are made by ME! I love to cook.

I got a little fancy with the second one lol

1. Jollof, tomato stew, plantain, beef and lamb
2. Shrimp and chicken curry w/white rice, vegetables and toast
3. Vegetable lo mein and chicken teriyaki
4. Curry chicken and jollof

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Lol, generalizations are for the ignorant.
Many college professors here in America are harsh... whether Black, White, Asian, etc. You aren't in class to make friends... you're there to graduate.

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sarmiie:
Mexicans do it all the time...

LOL accurate!!

Arrogant and egotistical

Maximiller:
We were friends before she went on a long vacation which lasted for three years then she came back and she became so fat and unattractive to me.she said she loves me so much but I don't love her anymore I don't want to tell her why she will ask for a date but I tell her that am busy some other time that's how I will shift dates and lie to her. She started asking me what's the problem that since she came back that am always unhappy anytime she is around. She is asking me if I don't like her anymore that I should tell her she will leave but I don't have the mind to say it out because I don't want to make her sad through my reasons please advice me what to do Am confused if I should tell her its over or still act like I still care?

If you're not willing to come to terms with her body, it'd be best for her (and you) to end the relationship now... because it will eventually blow up on it's own.

OR if you really love her, encourage her to exercise. You could even do so together!

1. INTELLIGENT. I love a deep, intellectual conversation.

2. MORALS. Is he respectful? Does he value family? Religious or not... are his beliefs in check?

3. WELL-DRESSED/ATTRACTIVE. A huge plus!! The two qualities go hand in hand for me.
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4. MASCULINE. A man who is confident in his masculinity and can put me in my place when need be... YESSSS!

5. AMBITIOUS. I need to know that a man has goals/plans for success.

These are just 5 things that initially attract me. MUST HAVES are a different list.

LordOfTheWeed:
Mine is 2inches when flaccid but 9inches when turgid, am i ok

Chisos is lawd

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