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Celebrities › Re: Rukky Sanda Stuns In Multicolor Jumpsuit by darlenese(f): 3:34pm On Aug 11, 2015

Last year u said u were 38 o , be forming fine geh, when the inside of u has turned Okporoko

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Bad Encounter;my Current Boss Was The HR Were I Went To For Oral Interview by darlenese(f): 3:29pm On Aug 11, 2015

Very very very ooooooooooolllllld gist

Crime › Re: Man Abducts And Rapes Neighbour 14years Old Girl For 3 Days by darlenese(f): 3:24pm On Aug 11, 2015

adedayor08:
this isnt rape him tie the girl ? abi him lock am!!!! the girl no shout abeg na him girl friend joor

Your brain is working

Crime › Re: Man Abducts And Rapes Neighbour 14years Old Girl For 3 Days by darlenese(f): 3:22pm On Aug 11, 2015

vivaciousvivi:
All efforts from the parents proved abortive ke?
For 3 days in the same compound??
Are the parents alright?
Don't they know how to utilize brute force, bring the military or simply shout "Rape"! until their child is freed?
Ok....I don't understand this story

You are the only person that is looking deep into this issue grin

The story get K-leg undecided

Crime › Re: Man Abducts And Rapes Neighbour 14years Old Girl For 3 Days by darlenese(f): 3:19pm On Aug 11, 2015

Something is sweeting somebody.

Three days F***king spree

No screams

No injury

And somebody is arresting somebody cry

Pls pharaoh let my people go

Family › Re: Meet My Cute Darling(photos) by darlenese(f): 3:10pm On Aug 11, 2015

Tallesty1:
The good and the most important thing here is that child's mother understands that I was joking so what you pervs and your contaminated minds think is no business of mine.

I am only responsible for what I said not what you think that I mean.

What Curse?

It will take not less than 20 yrs for u to be able to marry that baby, although u are joking, but I there are spiritual inclinatioin to such statements.

Family › Re: Common Questions Fathers Ask Their Daughters' Boyfriends. by darlenese(f): 12:48pm On Aug 11, 2015

Naija parents be like :

What do u do for a living ?
What's ur position in the company ?
Who are ur parents ?
Where do they work?
(And if ur dad is dead) they will still ask
Where was he working before he died

Family › Re: How Can I Help My Friend....pls Advice by darlenese(f): 12:40pm On Aug 11, 2015*

The word is" make out" not "make up"

Ur friend is just misbehaving ! Is she the only virgin on earth ? Haba! Abi her own hymen na Zuma rock?
The man should send her away jor, 7months after marriage and she's claiming something is pinching her undecided

rubbish

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Family › Re: See what Watching Parents Have Sex, Made This 5 Years Old Calabar Girl Do by darlenese(f): 12:33pm On Aug 11, 2015

Adaeze003:
Don't kid yourself.

Btw, I suspect that friend of yours. She let herself in uninvited and he just asked y she didn't greet which means she comes in at will.

She also had the guts to grab the baby maker in front of your friend.

Lemme not talk sha.

Bros your brain dey work wella cheesy

Family › Re: Meet My Cute Darling(photos) by darlenese(f): 12:22pm On Aug 11, 2015

Tallesty1:
My wife 2B

Pls reverse the curse!

God loves u

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Family › Re: Only Meat In The Pot, Who Would You Give? your Father Or Husband? by darlenese(f): 12:19pm On Aug 11, 2015

Poverty question , I can't give my husband or father a piece of meat , so there's no need for this question, one piece of meat is meant for kids not adult

Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Not A Rich Country - Buhari (Vanguard) by darlenese(f): 12:12pm On Aug 11, 2015

shaddoww:
nothing but he is d president and the choice of millions, if u sabi pass am, am sure a local government election will b conducted in ur place soon, please try contest first...

Who be this one huh

Pls I'm exercising my fundamental human right , don't infringe on it pleasssssseeeeee angry

Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Not A Rich Country - Buhari (Vanguard) by darlenese(f): 12:00pm On Aug 11, 2015

By the end of ur tenure u will tell us Nigeria is the poorest in Africa lipsrsealed

Christianity Etc › Re: Sharon Oyakhilomes Celebrates Her 22nd Birthday Today by darlenese(f): 11:57am On Aug 11, 2015

My dear I pray this should be your football age becos u look like u are in ur early thirties already cry

Celebrities › Re: The Fabulous Life Of Kcee And How He Spends His Millions (Photos) by darlenese(f): 11:43am On Aug 11, 2015

He should also furnish the sky nau, abi e nor fit? huh

Gold this ,Gold that. cry

Who you help? huh

Health › Re: SPOTTED: Airplane Seats Being Used For Visitors At A Lagos Hospital (photo) by darlenese(f): 8:19am On Aug 11, 2015

I swear op has never seen an airplane seat cry

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh And Husband, Oladunni Churchill Step Out Together (photos) by darlenese(f): 8:04am On Aug 11, 2015

EgunMogaji:
*****Posts pictures and runs out of thread*****

LMAF , bros u nor well ooooo grin

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh And Husband, Oladunni Churchill Step Out Together (photos) by darlenese(f): 8:00am On Aug 11, 2015

Tonto is pregnant , no wonderrrrrrrrr, I knew she was hiding something .

For those wondering how I knew grin

......Look closely .....she's got a "NOSEMARY"

Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Ditches Khakhi Uniform For Designer Suits (Photos) by darlenese(f): 7:56am On Aug 11, 2015

Kaki looks better on him, he looks awkward on suite undecided

Celebrities › Re: Obasanjo Is My Father-In-Law - Tonto Dikeh by darlenese(f): 10:19pm On Aug 10, 2015

Sounds like good news but I heard Ugliness runs in the family lipsrsealed

Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari Is ACE Charity Ambassador by darlenese(f): 10:13pm On Aug 10, 2015

I'll pretend I'm happy for you since belle nor be showglass . grin

Celebrities › Re: Photos From Tonto Dikeh Introduction Ceremony To Obj's Son by darlenese(f): 9:53pm On Aug 10, 2015

Tonto take care of ur grandmother o, I can see she is using wrapper as bedspread lipsrsealed

pls my dear she deserves the best

Congrattts , I'm happy for u.

Christianity Etc › Re: Ooni Of Ife’s Spirit Knocked My Door In Nigeria On The Day He Died – Prophet by darlenese(f): 9:46pm On Aug 10, 2015

Nor be only knock on ur door! Why he nor knock on ur head , yeye fowl

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Crime › Re: Arrested Child Thief Is A Fake Nurse (ogun State) by darlenese(f): 9:40pm On Aug 10, 2015

Fake fake ,fake people , fake things everywhere huh

That's why I like reading with my fake eyes

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Politics › Re: Ife Chiefs Confirm Ooni Is Dead by darlenese(f): 9:32pm On Aug 10, 2015

Dead or alive thats non of my business sad

Nairaland General › Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by darlenese(f): 8:56pm On Aug 09, 2015

Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sin To Style A Haircut? by darlenese(f): 8:55pm On Aug 09, 2015

dat5starguy:
I would like to know the hairstyle of Jesus. People sef.

Romance › Re: Why Do People Think Every Guy/babe Must Be In A Relationship? by darlenese(f): 5:39pm On Aug 09, 2015

Freemanan:
Oboy!
This is really an eye opener... Noted tho...

Romance › Re: Why Do People Think Every Guy/babe Must Be In A Relationship? by darlenese(f): 4:26pm On Aug 09, 2015

Freemanan:
Darlenese come here.... You inspired this....

Lol

There's an age an individual attains and people will start assuming he/she is either married or about to be, bros if when exchanging pleasantries with people that you just met ,and they keep addressing u as madam/oga grin

how's the family ? How's ur wife and children ? Bro it means u are due for marriage , so if u do not hv a serious relationship , u are on a looooong thing.
So I think its natural for people to assume you should be in a relationship when ur biological clock is ticking fast

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Romance › Re: Why Do People Think Every Guy/babe Must Be In A Relationship? by darlenese(f): 4:06pm On Aug 09, 2015

Celebrities › Re: Comedian Akpororo Proposes To Girlfriend During Church Service (photos) by darlenese(f): 2:13pm On Aug 09, 2015

Freemanan:
So you are one of those folks that holds the opinion that every adult male/female must have a spouse... Hmmm... Smh... Issapity tho.. Still expecting your pics tho... Show the house...

Sorry thought I was talking to a human !
Pls 4giv me
I cover myself with the blood of Jesus!

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