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Tallesty1:
Will you vex if I say nonsense?

You are free to say anything bro..

moyakz:
Hmmm,take heart. Such is life.

I am 100percent sure you didn’t even bother to read the write up .

Didn't she tell you she had a boyfriend? Why then did you keep disturbing her? She rejected your calls and you sent her text that made her pity you, she finally picks and you said all the sweet things you could think of, she ask you to stop and end the call, you kept calling, she off her phone.
You continued like that after 2 weeks she feels a bit relaxed with you she now smiles when you call her pet names but refused to respond to them and still warns you to stop calling her those names because she felt uneasy and insecure about the whole thing. But you don't care and continued like that. After 45days she could kiss you on phone and tell you how much she loves you..

You invited her to your house and she found it difficult to say yes, you pretended to be angry because you now know how much she loves you, and she called back to apologize and promised to come then you smile . You quickly wash your utensils, arrange your room, bought air freshener brought out your white towel that you Don't use as usual, bought Protection and some hard drugs To Help you impress her..

Saturday came and she didn't make it because her conscience didn't allow her to come, you called and used her feelings against her, she felt so guilty and apologized ! Sunday morning she dressed for church and heads to your one room apartment, it was below her expectation compare to what you said on phone when trying to win her heart but love conquered the feeling a normal person should get from such poor impression.

She asked for a sit, you ask her to sit on the bed.
She did, you went out to buy a drink for her then she lifted the pillow and saw the protection and felt so bad and afraid of your plan, then you came in and started talking about her beauty and relationship life, she didn't want to talk about it but you insisted...

She opened up how she loved kelvin and he broke her heart and how Elvis showed her to his parents just to lure her to his bed,how Steve engaged her and was later caught red handed on top of another girl, she began to weep, she explained how she decided never to love any man again till she's ready for marriage.

You felt like a guru for winning her heart again, you went closer, held her, cuddled her, kissed her, you wanted to do it, she refused and continues weeping, you pet her the more and she melted, you went in.... She screamed, you did it too hard to impress her and she cried her soul out, and you're done!!!
You woke up, saw your protection busted, you sighed, she held you very close, she's inlove so much now, you look at her and felt disgusted, you felt "she's not even a virgin after all her pretence" then you ended the relationship in your heart, you hurried her to go home and she did.

She started calling and you started feeling like father Abraham, you suddenly became busy, you don't have her time, she came to your house after 5days of your attitude, saw you with another girl ... She cried home, waited for your calls, you felt less concern, she called you and you ignored for days....

SHE FELT PLAYED AGAIN!!!
She broke down..
She lost appetite...
She lost hope on men...
She went to mark the date on her calendar and noticed it was new month, she checked her undies, NO BLOOD!! Jesus !!!

She missed her period...
She called and called, you kept ignoring...
She sent a message, you disappeared...
She came looking for you for weeks .
YOU PACKED OUT!!!
she took all forms of hot substances to kill the child, GOT DONE!!!
Years later she got married....
Years later she couldnt conceive....
Years later she lost her marriage....
Years later she remarried....
Years later she couldn't conceive...
The doctor came in... and said......
SHE DAMAGED HER WOMB!!!
Husband remarried....
She couldn't leave the marriage this time...
She became a slave in her matrimonial home....
Bros that is her present condition right now..
But you're happily married somewhere with your wife and family. And you talk about God and heaven right?
JUST BECAUSE OF YOU !!
JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR URGE !
JUST BECAUSE OF PLEASURE !!

Don't say you love her if you know you will cheat on her and abandon her.�������

“Jerusalem will be restored “ is all I can see.

obonujoker:
Mecca is for Muslims, and Jerusalem is for Jews/ Christians...

Gbam

Na now una wake up, Abi?
Anyway, better late than never.

Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love.

....Stevie Wonder



Happy mother’s day to my sweet Mama


Let’s use ths thread to say nice things to our mothers.

1. When the choristers of the old time finish singing,the congregation burst into tears because they sang
down the glory, but in the modern, after the
Delilahs and Jezebels finish singing, the
congregation respond with a clap offering
returning Ichabod to Ichabod.

2. In the old, during message, the congregation
cry and tell God that they are
sorry, but today, as message is going on people
drop money, blow whistle and
shout "ride on pastor".

3. The old went to Church and the message
gave them faith but the modern went to
church and the message gave them fake.(olive
oil,handkerchief,apron,sticker,holy water,and
calendars of their G. O.)

4.The ancient carried their bible in booklet
because they were not ashamed of Jesus but
some today carry ipad to church because they
feel shy to be identified with Jesus and to
such, Jesus will be ashamed of you on the last
day.

5. The old go to church with their hair covered
with their head ties but the modern cover their
hair with Brazillian weavon.

6. During prayers, the ancient close their eyes
and give God their whole attention but the
modern open their eyes,looking around like
armedrobbers and even answers calls during
prayers.

7. The old dance godly dance to thanksgiving
and offering but the modern is not even afraid
to dance doro,awilo and azonto even before
the altar.

8. The ancients go to church with their body
covered and are focused on inner beauty but
the modern wears mini skirt,show
everything,and everything on her is artificial
and ends up looking like "mamiwota". They are prone to falling at the slightest prayer because all she is
putting on has a demon attached to it.

9. In the old,sinners go home weeping but
today sinners go home rejoicing.

10. The ancients answer altar calls with tears rolling down their faces. The modern do the same chewing gum.
O Lord, revive your work. May revival precede the rapture.
Check yourself very well and redress your way/part.

Is Linda a dedicated tither?

Make una no vex, I just wan know.
Cos they said no matter how much you work hard without tithe, u can never be rich.

divinehand2003:
This one wey don dey behave like this so, wahala dey for front ooooo. If she continues like this, her bf go see fire ooooo.

She is just acting, if you have kids you will understand.

chinavs9ja:
Seriously I don't believe this guy gets a child oo


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Good writer with this rubbish you just wrote?
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I just pity all your potential clients.

Wow, seeing this makes me miss my kids .
They are just about the same age, and both females too.

Oje1:
Please stop chewing suya meat for some time, else you will chew one of the dead cow laying there

And what is wrong with chewing dead cow? Na live cow meat u wan chew before ?

gflames89:
Maybe this time around is Nigerian youths are all herdsmen....

Una no go kill person with laughter

Of what use is the protest ?
Why can’t they just be killing any Fulani herdsmen they see? Isn’t is time to go back to the Mosaic law which says....( an eye for an eye)?

Was he blind before he married her ? Nonsense story

You are still a part of them

This is Bad news.

Oshiomole is a strong character who can make APC victorious in 2019, and this is not good for we the citizens. Buhari need to be kicked out , so Oyegun must continue o.


Although I have no grudge against any of them, they were formally the governor of my lovely State, Edo.

Lifeofpolice1:


My tailor try but don't what I showed him correctly

Which one is ..... don’t what I showed him...?
This one is a real intellectually lazy Nigerian youth.

ChangeIsCostant:
......I was a secondary school dropout struggling to enter the University. SHE SAID I DO TO PROPHECY.[/i][/b]

Meaning the woman was actually blackmailed into marrying him as a result of so called ‘prophecy ‘, not real love . I see.
No wonder she wasn’t smiling. Anyway , thank God he is now a pastor , The best investment in Nigeria right now. We all know the story .

I once saw a live cat inside the engine compartment of my few weeks old car some years ago. I simply just called in some neighbours , locked the gate and together we killed it.
Then I covered my car and family with the blood of Jesus in prayer , then I zoomed off to face the activities of the day. Till today , nothing happened. Everything all depends on your mindset . We African are too scared of the unknown.

Your annual rent should never exceed your two months salary, otherwise you are on a very long thing . Be wise bro.

SoNature:
I like Obasanjo for not just being detribalized but also for his jokes.

I learnt Buhari wants to be funny too but he cracks dry jokes.

Insiders say that his aides just laugh at Buhari's dry jokes because they don't want to lose their jobs.

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contigiency:
Onu stands very tall amongst others if not everyone in the party as a whole. When it comes to personal discipline, honesty and integrity he goes in paripasue with buhari, and above all he is very intelligent and dynamic.

You can’t be a gentleman and also be a party chairman of a party like APC. That position better fit a very rouged person because of its complicity.

sirusX:
What makes you think you're the side chick?

Maybe that's his game to chop one fish that was just passing by

Exactly my thought

martyns303:
what's wrong with Benin people na

Something is wrong with your entire generation.

Icon79:
So the Vice President is scheduled to flag-off the Deep Sea Port project, while the President is supposed to flag off a Bus stop, eh?

Who's making these arrangements


O pari

Me self tire o

mclorenzo:
It happened in Benin Republic not Edo state, Benin city

Don’t mind the slowpoke.

Nwaohafia1:
Benin is almost taking over from Ogun state.

When I saw this thread , I knew some illiterates like this one who can’t read and comprehend will definitely see Benin Republic as Benin city / Edo state .

Ubenedictus:
funny enough I have read the koran , all my priest friends have the Koran in their personal library... that doesn't stop anyone from been a Christian.

From your name “Ubenedictus”, it’s very obvious you are Igbo, and majority of Igbo are Catholics , meaning you will likely support and behave like him (the Pope)and have his kind of mentality.

How can a real Christian will so fraternise with a religion which is constantly antagonising his Christian faith up to the extent of fellowshiping and worshiping with them in their Santuary , praying to their god , reading their holy book and even keeping it in their library.

Infact anytime I check the history of Rome and Vertical , I am sometimes tempted to feel that the Muslim world today is almost what the catholic world was so many years ago.
Even up till now , they have some distinctive similarities.