temigracie: ...hmmmm.....seems u av forgotten dat no-one s perfect...no-one s born a good cook.....if u neva propose to her just because she doesnt knw how to cook,dat ll b so unfair.....y cant u call her n tell her?.....y cant u help her develop herself?....dere r several catering schools outdere,y cant u tell her to enrol dere??....den she ll turn out to b d kind of person u want.....

So na me suppose tell her make she go cooking school?

@O.p.... when was the last time you engaged a guy in a conversation?

When was the last time you and your girlfolks engaged in a discourse?

Please someone should start a thread for guys that want to marry calabar girls.


These pictures are mouth watering.

#swallowsSaliva

Please

I just hope we'd have more of these kinda positive reports about Nigeria.

baralatie:
read my post again!
dance is a expression of words using body language.
u need a tutor in dance!

okay...

baralatie:
at all!two of una go dey do the raw African tango!

now I'm confused....

Oya I give up

baralatie:
you need a tutorial in how to sweet dance with a female partner!

so two of una go dey do wining competition?

babysmart: .....um...it doesnt necessarily mean sth dat has to do wit sex...its jst tryin new tins nd darin to do tins dat u wuldnt normally do

But any guy that likes you can do that.... not necessarily a bad guy

how about we make pidgin our lingua franca?....

Pidgin is not vulgar as some people take it to be.....

Language na language as long as there's communication.

I'm sure you know what communication is....

there's a difference between 'comot for where you standa so' and'leave there'.

it's only a suggestion o.... before you start quoting me.

OohMpa: Girls love guys that can slow wind. It turns them on....

Chicks don't say no when we both slow wind to R.Kelly. The way the tempo moves with the rhythm of the waist movements together with ooh Mpa's skills leave them asking "Can we continue in your bedroom?" Every single fücking time....



#Sai

No no no...... that's wrong.....

She wines and you grind,

what are you wining for if she's wining already?

Flavor no dey wine with woman na....

Neither does Inyaya.

babysmart: u re absolutely right....aldo..gud guys ar gud husband material...datin dem culd b very borin esp if u re d adventurous type

Pls can you describe adventure?

Be there thinking plenty..... ever imagined what your future partner is doing at the moment?

someone is probably shagging him or her and you're here daydreaming.

stay there o..... don't do something better with your time.

Show me pix of their faces when they just woke up.... then we'll know the cutest.

Not this photoshopped and makeup faces.

Agybabe:
Thank you.

But.... you haven't consented na

Agybabe: E go soon clear for your eyes.

You're a beauty to behold..... choi

what do you say.....

let's meet over a cup of chilled zobo and suya....

make I sabi you more

No matter your degrees and accolade....

If you can't satisfy a woman in bed....

You're not yet a man.

How them go launch am ere when they know say una too like awuff.

Chai... No wonder Dominic wanted to be a reverend father.

Tucees: I wanted to enjoy and see life with the man I'll marry! I wanted the both of us to go thru it and not one leading the other in the ways of life! The mistakes, the accomplishments and all! I wanted him and me to share that "first time" experience now weh my eyes don tear finish what will a man do to amaze me again? Absolutely nothing!!! I've seen it all and that hurts.

Christ!!!! That was actually very touching..... Seriously

DaVinChiSam: Not that long really... I asked her out for 3years, I met her when she was young and slim she finally said yes when she became Fat.

You don kee me with laugh..... You self for talk no na

Your waist

Chai.... Some kind fine girls dey ere sha....this is the thread I've been looking for since Emeka impregnated Nkechi....

[b][/b]una get wahala o... If you can't be submissive.... Don't marry nw... Abi....

Is cheating about having sex with someone else other than your spouse? Is that your definition of cheating?

Cos I cheated on my ex-girlfriend clearly.... But I didn't have sex with someone else.

And how will this reduce the rate of divorce or bring back our girls?

You will catch Ebola naa ni

Chai

If no be tribalism and religion, I suppose marry Fulani....

But my mum will be like,

"Dartey, I'll disown you if you try such, so you're trying to tell me no beautiful girl in this town?"

And her dad will be like "ya Allah, you can't marry an infidel, what happened to Yusuf, Mohammed and Sadiq?"

But all of us na human being.

He was like.... 'Ehn ehn.... So all of una dey look am as e go chop the fruit ba?.... Una no fit stop am abi? All of una must chop from the punishment then'

Agozie48:

its not the solution if you ask me but what other choice do they have

We can't let the west dictate for us should we? Whatever happened to originality?

You want to dress like them, talk like them, eat like them, drink like them, marry like them.


They don't like you!!!!!!!!!