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Romance › Re: Washing Of Mom's Underpants (wrong Or Right) by dasauce(m): 10:00pm On Dec 19, 2019

MRAKPORS:
It is wrong
Washing your mother in laws own is ok

Eti Ya wereh sir

Romance › Re: Washing Of Mom's Underpants (wrong Or Right) by dasauce(m): 9:59pm On Dec 19, 2019

Randy100:
A girl doing it for the mother is not wrong but a guy doing it for the mother is wrong.

Good

Politics › Re: Oluseun Onigbinde Appointed As Technical Adviser Budget & Planning, Under Buhari by dasauce(m): 2:23pm On Sep 13, 2019

NgeneUkwenu:
Who would have believed that this notorious nonentity would accept an appointment from a government he termed the most useless in the World?

Now, he has deleted his Twitter handle, just to enable him feed.

Anyway, FarahAideed, this shows, there is till hope for you...Just forward your name, let me recommend you for NPower Tech.

Romance › Re: See Why #Konji Is Currently Trending On Twitter (Screenshots) by dasauce(m): 6:59am On Sep 10, 2019

Just learnt one or two pick up lines... 'Sexual Liberation' ..

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Romance › Re: Sold by dasauce(m): 12:59pm On Aug 30, 2019

Madam... N70k last...
And I'm not chatting via your number... na open market I wan do... if you agree... I'll buy

Romance › Re: A Call That Broke My Heart by dasauce(m): 9:01pm On Aug 04, 2019

Jbleenk:
From your write up I can deduce you’ve had a word with the girl, what I’m surprised about is why not ask her if she knows me from anywhere?

Bro I have a big heart, okay? For ur info, I’m a masters degree holder from a university in uk, I need not involve in fraud to earn a living and I thank God for that.

I can provide u with a link here on nl where I once offered to help and actually helped someone with 100k to sort her comatose business out. I don’t know her from nada.

I don’t need to be rude with anyone when I don’t have to before getting an information thru and don’t take that for a weakness. I suggest u stopped calling me fraud.

And for the bolded, U wrote HE, I really don’t know what ur trying to say but if she actually told u that then it’s a pity she just took herself for a fool.

Apologies if my response has been somewhat RUDE as you've assumed.
If your story is genuine, I honestly felt you shouldn't be here soliciting for help on her behalf.
After all we all assist people in our different life's and we don't bring that to cyberspace.
This month alone, I've assisted about 2 or 3 peeps with more than N50k and even my wife wasn't aware of them.
Do the little you can and advise her to engage in something productive and legit.
There're lot of business ideals out there she can engage in.. let me name a few.
With just N5k she can start:
..Mixed Fruit Business
..Fruit Salad Business
..Ladies Wears
..Lingering Business
..Paga Business
..Personal Shopper
..Small Chops Business
..Content Creator
..Social Media Influencer...
........and the list goes on...

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Romance › Re: A Call That Broke My Heart by dasauce(m): 12:30pm On Aug 04, 2019

My second warning again.. I'll advise you guys to ignore this fraudster.. this is thier new gimmicks Abi na format them they call am..
Everything from the write up to the prove he provided was a cliche..
Even the girl answering the phone is an accomplice.
He said he his RICH and has the capability to assist her.
Carefully follow up his replies... and notice the act of playing the good guy to gain trust and sympathy; that's what fraudsters do to trap/convince thier clients(maga) that they're genuine.
Lastly.. he should state the exact circumstance the said lady is facing and let's get the MOD to verify and possibly I myself.

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Romance › Re: A Call That Broke My Heart by dasauce(m): 7:25pm On Aug 03, 2019

Please People, beware of this fraudsters oooo. That transaction details shows 5th August 2019... and today is 3rd...
Everything seems doctored and the transaction details looks so fake(Graphics Work).
Let's be guided oo.. hence you'll be enriching a Yahoo Boy..

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Crime › Is This Guy Still Alive by dasauce(op): 10:55pm On Aug 01, 2019

I've been meaning to ask... every time this picture appears on this forum as meme... there's this ??

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Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korea: Kim Jong Un Executes Five Officials For Failed Trump Summit by dasauce(m): 2:21pm On May 31, 2019

MJBOLT:
united who?

United Manchester

Celebrities › Re: I Have No Hand In Naira Marley's Arrest - Ruggedman by dasauce(m): 7:38am On May 14, 2019

olas24u:
You are the real problem focusing on micro issues and leaving the macro issues.yahoo is a social and economic problem and some people are responsible for the damages.givibg them jobs also sound very criminal to you.you also think in the opposite direction.check what other countries have done with the ones they have in there countries..

You know nothing.. 6 years ago.. I took a job of N40k with an Etisalat franchise firm as an IT Administrator.. did you know my friends were mocking me, saying all sort of things about how they blew my 1 year salary at the club the previous weekend.
Give these guy N200k monthly salary.. they will still not take it..

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Christianity Etc › Re: Chapel On Biku Hill: World’s Smallest Church In Uganda, Accommodates Three Only by dasauce(m): 4:58pm On Apr 07, 2019

damoobaba:
The ones Nigerian pastors are building are not even as magnificent as the ones that people like Solomon built in the bible.

Oga go sitdown... Solomon no build any church

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Politics › Re: Tinubu, Amaechi, Osinbajo, Okorocha Are Slaves To The North - Fani Kayode by dasauce(m): 1:10pm On Apr 07, 2019

FreemanUYB:
I just checked and praise God my name is not there!!!!

but wait oo ...

tell me why you shouldn't be stoned to death
or fried alive with condemned kulikuli oil

you castrated ultra pumped pig!!!!

the next time you will involve IPOB, Igbo, as slaves to the north I bet you, even heaven will not help you ...

calamity will befall you...
you will experience heavy calamity ....

just try it again !!!!

you all will hop in here to make stupid comments without understanding what might be the result ...

be warned !!!

May your family from every corner in SW down to the Poto region perish without a trace for saying this.. Oloriburuku Omo ale jati jati

Romance › Re: I Need Mature Advice, Please. My Bf Had An Affair!! by dasauce(m): 7:55pm On Apr 02, 2019

LuciferYaweh:
Gmail kee you there.
How can you book space on this type of thread?

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Romance › Re: I Need Mature Advice, Please. My Bf Had An Affair!! by dasauce(m): 6:17pm On Apr 02, 2019

Politics › Re: Disquiet In National Assembly As Clerk, Senior Officials Move To Extend Stay by dasauce(m): 4:35pm On Mar 27, 2019

Richdad50:
Fellow Nigerians, please be prepared for the worst National Assembly in the history of the country. It will be so chaotic and rougher than any you have ever heard.

It will mark the end of civility as you know it.

Richdad

Why are you so daft that you only read headlines without going through the content huh

Politics › Re: Only 2 Out Of 25 Senators Who Changed Parties Will Return To Senate by dasauce(m): 5:57pm On Mar 19, 2019

[quote author=clintino700 post=76784777]What of akpabio?
Saraki can still come back you know but as for akpabio no hope unless fed appointment./quote]

Thank God you know... grin

Politics › Re: Only 2 Out Of 25 Senators Who Changed Parties Will Return To Senate by dasauce(m): 7:17am On Mar 19, 2019

Bukola Saraki case can be likened to 'winning a £100 million and lost it in 5 month'...
Chai... He lost everything politically, that sad.

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Christianity Etc › Re: "DNA Exposed Cheating Yemisi Iginla, Seduced Iginla's PA, Poisoned Iginla" by dasauce(m): 7:08am On Mar 15, 2019

teacherbim:
We Christian need to be very careful with these men of God that we look up to. If I should write about what is going on in my former church heen, a very popular man of God in Onipanu with army uniform. Hmmmm

You better write ohh.. Maybe you might be saving me the stress of worshipping in an unholy gathering on sunday

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Car Talk › Re: 2019 World Car Of The Year Top Three Announced In Geneva Auto Show by dasauce(m): 5:16pm On Mar 06, 2019

Please Please... where are the Nigerian best Autos??

Educational Services › Re: Learn 2D Animation Online For Free by dasauce(m): 9:13pm On Feb 04, 2019

0810 131 4391

Autos › Re: Your Motor Guru Is Here! Ask Your Questions... by dasauce(m): 4:39pm On Feb 02, 2019

MotorGuru:
Please get another person to scan it for you. You can post the codes here

Autos › Re: Your Motor Guru Is Here! Ask Your Questions... by dasauce(m): 12:18am On Feb 02, 2019

MotorGuru:
Perform a scan first sir.
Then get a mechanic to inspect all your engine and transmission mounts (engine and gear sitting)

finally did you ever drive through flood? or does your coolant gets short(this is to rule out brainbox problems )

Big Chief.. I did a scan today.. and I got loads of issues, ranging from misfiring, transmission and air system.. I instructed the scan guy to send the screenshot to me on WhatsApp and he's been avoiding my chats reason cuz he said he can fix all the issue.
But his charges are way too high and he suspect I might take it to another Mech.
Lastly I drove it through flood early this week.

Autos › Re: Your Motor Guru Is Here! Ask Your Questions... by dasauce(m): 11:13am On Feb 01, 2019

MotorGuru:
unbiased review

Chief.. my Honda Accord has been doing some jacking whenever I shift the gear to Drive.. the Automech has change the gear sensor and still no solution.
Any advise on how to go about this sir