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I'm sure you're doing great.

I was wondering if you know anyone looking for a job in the
customer care department of our company, NairaBET.

Job location is in Agungi, Lekki, Lagos. Salary range is N50,000
to N90,000 monthly.

Please tell anyone interested to come with the credentials and to
write an aptitude test next week Monday.

Date: Monday, March 16, 2015

Time: 9am

Venue: 3, Trinity court, Fatai Kafo estate, Agungi, off Lekki Epe
expressway, Lagos.

Have a great weekend.

Akin Alabi

Dioxidane:
Give her the ATM card of your salary account and the pin, SHIKENA!

dats d kokolet..

lordthree:
what has ameachi done in rivers state

far more better than d clueless one.Its better by far man.

United ΐτ̅ is....

MrPresident:
i'll be like, 'Don Jazzy how re u? I wnt u and ur crew to perform at my daughter's birthday party, name ur price'

name kini?

Lakayanah:
This story sounds so fake with the preeek looking like molded amala, abi na yoruba man preeek?

smh 4 u..must u say dat??

jaelz:
hello nlanders am Michael and am married to the most beautiful and loving wife in the whole world, but my problem is that since after the birth of our child my wife doesnt allow me to smooch her again before pre-intimacy dont know what her reasons her cause i don ask tire.
when we want to make love she just tells me lie like and rides me like a cowgirl till we are done. i love her so much and we've been married for two years just that am getting frustrated. need your advice pls

yha wife do u.isn't dat good enough.

washingtonklef:
This is one issue causing serious wahala in
many
young marriages today. Read her story
below:
I dont enjoy s*x with my hubby because of
many
reasons which i cannot state here. Its
really
frustrating. I have tried to subtly give him
clues so i
wont hurt his feelings but he never learns
and
would release even before I finish
removing my
pant…

http://www.bumpgist.com/my-husband-dont-know-how-to-handle-me-in-the-bedroom/#sthash.kptK1V6o.dpbs

throw dat shit away with immediate alactity.its ruining u,yha home n beside u guiz can have heart to heart talk.Lobatan

Blackchampion:
Do u feel dis should result to break up, considering dat d gal's academic career was in jeopardy?

so dats how to get a good grade..student of nowadays with dere retard way of thinking..

Blackchampion:
Do u feel dis should result to break up, considering dat d gal's academic career was in jeopardy?

so dats how to get a good grade..student of nowadays with dere retard way of backing..

Nokialumia720:
This may sound so funny and untrue to many people here but it is very true. A friend of mine infact my course mate in unizik just told me how his girlfriend dumb him simply because of the kind of music he listen to. He said he was born and brought up in rural village that why he love and enjoy playing igbo highlife music and he enjoy playing other songs too like R&b, blues and naija hip-hop but he mostly prefer igbo highlife. His gf was nt happy because of that saying she see my friend as a village boy and her friends will be mocking her for dating a village boy (imagine her mentality). I advice my guy to forget about her that the girl is not for him. So my question is does one listening to igbo highlife music makes him a village boy?

who does dat in dis century?so so primitive.

Plus234:
i wish this woman can give me a bllow job

y nt elbow job.......

Clerverly:
Useless Women!!

chai diaris God oooo...person mama faa...

asdfjklhaha:
U give them sex, the wuld say you're cheap, talk about how de slept wit u to their friends and won't respect u.
U don't giv them sex, they wuld say you don't lov them or care about their feelings.
What do guys want, why do so many men in their early, middle and late 30s still behave like teenagers?
Tell ur cousin dat he's a heartless bast.ard.

take a chill pill..u r taking ΐτ̅ personal oooooo

okosodo:
Baba Aiyegbeni

Aiyegbeni ΐτ̅ is broda..

LagosBoi2:
that na amudo...chai

chai...na Amudo ooooo......

Informed sources disclosed over the weekend that a key element in the plot is the need to forestall a Buhari presidency, for which reason the schemers of the plot have tried to woo the former Lagos State Governor, Bola Tinubu, now a chieftain of the opposing All Progressives Congress (APC) with the offer of being the Vice President in the interim structure.

Even though there are now major obstacles to the plan, it is yet unclear if the schemers have completely set the idea aside.

If Tinubu accepts, then he will be expected to rally the South-West, while IBB would rally the North, and Jonathan the South-East and South-South to accept the idea of an interim administration.  They will use the excuse that the present times are not good to hold elections in the country, especially because of what David Mark had already called a state of war with Boko Haram.

But it was Tinubu’s rejection of any form of compromise that now appears to be the greatest obstacle to the ING plot.  Sources say this explains the recent outburst of Femi Fani-Kayode, the Goodluck Jonathan Campaign spokesperson alleging that the former Lagos State Governor intends to take over presidential power after the generally-awaited victory of the Buhari-Osinbajo campaign at the polls.

Fani-Kayode wildly alleged that Tinubu has entered into an oath to compel Osinbajo to relinquish the office of VP to him after the election, an allegation and scenario that watchers of the Nigerian polity simply dismiss as both untenable and unrealistic.

Investigations spanning over one week by Empowered Newswire on the interim government plot revealed that the two major schemers in the plot are the President himself, Dr. Jonathan, and former Military president Ibrahim Babangida.

IBB, as he is popularly known, has told close aides that he would have to leave Nigeria the day Buhari is declared winner of the presidential election, a prospect he is working hard to avoid by all means. Jonathan is also said to be under intense pressure to negotiate a soft landing for from power since handing over to Buhari would likely expose the intense corruption that he and the Petroleum Minister Diezani Maduekwe, among others, have perpetrated.

In fact the oil minister is said to be one of the hardest protagonists of a soft landing for the Jonathan presidency, mortally afraid of what a Buhari-Osinbajo ascendancy could mean for her.

Knowledgeable Empowered Newswire sources confirm that IBB held two meetings with Tinubu to discuss the issue of the Interim National Government.  The first was held in Lagos before the Council of State meeting the week before the February 14 elections were postponed. The second took place in Abuja home of IBB’s son on the night of the said Council of State meeting.

The sources said that for the first meeting, IBB told Tinubu he had a wedding in Lagos and would like to use that opportunity to greet the former Lagos State Governor.  Arriving with his son, he told Tinubu about the need to proceed with an interim government and forget about the election.  Tinubu, who was shocked at the proposition, reportedly told IBB to forget the idea.

But on the night after the Council of State meeting in Abuja which considered the subject of the readiness of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) to conduct the election, IBB again invited Tinubu to his son’s house in Abuja.  At that meeting, former Head of State General Abdusalami was also present, and to the utter shock and annoyance of the former Lagos State Governor, President Jonathan showed up in a two-car convoy in the thick of the night.

It was at that meeting that IBB and Jonathan promised Tinubu the slot of the Vice President in the Interim government.  The sources say Tinubu promptly repeated his rejection of the idea, insisting that the elections are the best and only viable option to choose Nigeria’s next president and vice president.

The interim government plan includes the cancellation of the elections and the imposition of a well-known Northerner as the head of the administration, with Tinubu as VP.  The interim government will be put in place for two years, following which new elections would be conducted, with the definite exclusion of Buhari.

Another source revealed to Empowered Newswire that some of the names that have been mentioned as possible heads of the interim government include David Mark, the president of the Senate; General Aliyu Gusau, the current Defence Minister who has always wished to be president “even if for a day”;  and Abdusalami Abubakar, also a former head of state.

All three are known allies of IBB.  But the name of former president Olusegun Obasanjo was also thrown into the picture when a formal statement from the presidency signed by Dr. Ruben Abati said Obasanjo himself wanted to be head of the Interim govt.

Observers say that formal statement by the president’s spokesperson is the best confirmation that indeed interim governmentG plot is real.  Said one source, “If the presidency is saying they know that Obasanjo wanted to be the head of the Interim government, that means the presidency is not only aware of such plans, but is also involved in such a plot.”

There had been previous attempts including monetary and other juicy offers to get Tinubu to prevent the emergence of Buhari in the primaries, and after that, to have Tinubu dump Buhari and enter into a deal with Jonathan to frustrate the potential emergence of Buhari as winner of the presidential polls.

Sources believe that the recent wild allegation from the Jonathan camp that Tinubu was planning to force Osinbajo to relinquish the office of VP after being sworn-in is merely an outcome of the frustration generated first by Tinubu’s insistence that the elections must go on; his rejection of the offer from Jonathan to be VP of an Interim government for two years; and finally his insistence never to dump Buhari.

It is believed that Prof Osinbajo, Buhari’s running mate, has actually never been asked to sign any undertaking or oath of any kind and that he accepted the party and Buhari’s offer to be VP unconditionally.  Both he and the APC also over the weekend formally denied any such arrangements.

In the absence of a key figure in the South-West to support and sell the idea of an Interim government, sources said options left on the table is to ensure the elections are “decently rigged” in favor of Jonathan or a crisis precipitated that will lead to Jonathan handing over power to David Mark as the Senate President, as was the case in the First Republic when power devolved to Senator Nwafor Orizu in the absence of the then President Nnamdi Azikiwe.  In that scenario, in 1966, the elected civilian leaders had to voluntarily hand over power to the military.

Speculations, backed by a comment by the Supervising Minister of Information Edem Duke, are rife that the INEC chairman, Professor Attahiru Jega, may be asked to proceed on terminal leave sometime this month in line with civil service rules.  This option, sources say, would boost the plan to “decently rig the election” in the incumbent president’s favor.

But several legal opinions have been articulated that not only will such a move by the federal government to remove Jega be unconstitutional, it would also rubbish the credibility of the entire electoral process and will result in a definite tailspin into national and international crisis.

Source:http://saharareporters.com/2015/03/03/how-jonathan-ibb-are-plotting-interim-govt-instead-presidential-polls

IanDiamonds:
And this made fp

my broda,d thing tire me ooooo....

richybanky:
Okay Mr President.. Mar 28 is around d corner


Modified:

Actually am first to comment and I don't see any special tin abt it wit d way guys used to celebrate it as if dey won premier lotto or 1960bet
Meanwhile never again will i vote for someone who corruption is flowing in his vein and keep blaming d opposition party for his misfortunes
#NeverAgain Sai Buhari

unlike some dude dat will shout heaven n earth unto FTC.

Joshkid:
Just 400k spaces!!

so 1million will nt gain admission dis year again and dey keep shouting transformation..which way Nigeria?

Jarus:
Summit University, Offa, Kwara State.

summit university offa ΐτ̅ is...soon to join is Federal university of Offa...Kwara state,State of Harmony..

Update: ASUP withdraws
strike ultimatum
Category: News Published on Tuesday, 24 February 2015 17:36 Written
by Francis Okeke Hits: 1784
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The Academic Staff Union of Polytechnics (ASUP) has reversed its
decision to commence a strike action on Wednesday following “fruitful”
negotiations with the Minister of Education Ibrahim Shekarau and the
House of Representatives Committee on Education.
The union had a two-hour meeting with Shekarau starting from 11am
and ended another meeting with the education committee some minutes
to 7pm on Tuesday.
Public Relations Officer of ASUP Comrade Clement Chirman in a
telephone interview with Daily Trust after the meeting at the National
Assembly said the negotiation team of the union will relay the outcome
of the meetings to ASUP’s national executive council.
The union had protested a circular issued by the education ministry
suspending the implementation of CONTISS 15 for polytechnics and
alleged ill treatment of unionists in Federal polytechnics Oko in
Anambra State and Ado-Ekiti in Ekiti State.
Chirman said the minister withdrew the circular at the meeting and
declared the actions of the two polytechnics null and void, while
promising to look into demands which border on improved funding of
polytechnics and staff welfare...source:www.dailytrust.com.ng/daily/news/47829-strike-hope-rises-as-asup-meets-fg-reps

denko:
if you love her forgive her and go ahead,

4giv fire..

teemy:
That is the nature of the Jesus we serve. He says "Go and sin no more" to each and everyone of us who is willing to change his/her ways.



On the contrary it might be a plus. As long as she would not let the torment of her past past haunt her.

Let him that is without sin cast the first stone.

broda wey d stone na me go first cast am....Mtchewwwwwww

pDude:
I read up to the part where I saw SCOAN and then stopped reading

Maka Y broda?

infobiz9ja:
#Gbagaun

u mean survival of life abi

infobiz9ja:
#Gbagaun

Gbaguan ΐτ̅ is my broda

infobiz9ja:
30? That's small Allen Avenue Babes do 50-100 daily. #Fact

Habalicious,hw u take know abi na u dey count am for dem ni

Stampedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Pics of dere meeting in Dubia or idont blieve ΐτ̅..

ribbit:
So, I should wait all day and watch the dunce yarn rubbish.. Nahhhh, I'd rather watch bluefilm

y u like Bluefilm self...