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oyindare:
jamb question but u can ask Google

oyindare:
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IamLEGEND1:
market dey move oh...

wetin dey para?

i hope say diz month dey show green light?

IamLEGEND1:
Diz one no get brain at all.

for ur mind now, u dey think say u make sense.

Blastfinito:
Expect my vengeance very soon. U cnt go away wit this.

missylizzy:
I don't like commenting on romance sections but I'm disgusted by the op's level of immaturity.

For you to come here and tell us how u disvirgined ur gf, tomorrow u will come and tell us how u slacken her kitten... I just pity ur gf.

With ur low self esteem, u accusing her that she gave u her virginity becos of ur job, how much is ur salary kwa.
I dated my bf for a year, before giving him my virginity, and that very day, I was just so in the mood for good sex, and I'm sure its exactly wat happened to ur gf, but with ur small mind, u think its becos of ur job. Better change ur mentality, she has been wit u all this while wen u were jobless fellow, now u come to NL to vomit nonsense from ur gutter..... Guy take time oo, na men like u dey make women wicked.
Except u telling us lies..cuz I read thru ur previous post...same virgin gf wey ask u to marry her.

Blastfinito:
Will frontpage put food on ur table? I'm not topaz or whoeva won Mrs or Mr Nairaland. The paths I've ever threaded, if you succeed in reaching half of it, your people will tag you a true legend, not the one calling himself iamlegend1.

IamLEGEND1:
and later on, he go come dey form matured mind.

IamLEGEND1:
wat sort of nönsense is diz?

dem no giv u, u go open thread.


dem giv u, u go open thread.


wic way na?

axiliborha:
what if I don't want to have sex nko?

Senjo:
Y cnt u just try n figure out d handwriting on d wall?
It obvious she doesn't like u
U waiting n hoping will only add more salt to ur wound.
It high time u let ha go n move to d next available girl
I dont wanna hear dat she finally dump u after wasting ur precious time all dis y

Moana:
Paul Okoye is a Nairalander and I think I know his moniker too

CertifiedFreak:
Dude, tread carefully. I can imagine her moans in the act "oga, do am small small"

Maghan37:
He is complaining about d use of money. I want to ask him whether it was pako he used 2 contest 4 his seat in d first place. Sen Akume cry me na ocean.

changes1:
I saw this story online, read it, told my peeps around me... come see argument.
So I brought it here. What do you think??






Ada Okeke shared her true life story online… My
people, I need your advice… I am the one involved!
My cousin (male) came home last Christmas
looking for a wife, I told him about my girlfriend and
we agreed to invite her over so that he can see her.
At last he liked her, collected her phone number
from me, though I told her before doing that.
But here is the deal between me and him, he made
it clear to me never to disclose what he does for a
living to her now, but rather I should tell her he is a
security man living in Mushin… ( note: he is a rich
business man but he is afraid to disclose his
identity now, because according to him, he is
looking for a lady that will love him for whom he is
and not for what he is)…
They met, he told her the same thing, after
everything she came to me to know whether it’s
true, I told her yes… But she should give him a
chance, and try to know him very well… She told
me she wasn’t interested, not ready for marriage
yet, I tried all my best to convince her but to no
avail, I let go!
Later he found another lady, paid her bride price
last February, they are planning for their traditional
marriage soon..
Now, I don’t know how my girlfriend ran into him
and discovered he is a rich business guy… She
called me yesterday afternoon and gave me the
insult of my life. Her reason is that I shouldn’t have
lied to her in the first place, knowing fully well we
are friends… that a friend is not supposed to lie to a
friend… Her sisters called me and told me the same
thing. But when I tried to explain things, they hung
the phone on me..
I am planning to go over to their place today to
explain things to her sisters and apologize too, but
my own sisters are still with the opinion that I did
nothing wrong..
What do you think? Did I do the right or the wrong
thing?

IzonOwei:
if abdulsalami is probed and prosecuted under buhari i will bathe outside naked...

Gracyel:
Eeyah.. I just visited her facebook profile..... She has removed the post... Poor girl. Chai... Nairalanders can kill someone's morale!

derock533:
Some peeps can be really annoying and childish...one, lets try and understand that phones have autocorrect and can change your text to anything it wishes to. I once sent an sms to a friend "i will come tomorrow" but just because I long pressed on the letter 'm' the next reply I got from my friend was "who is Tommy dat u r planing on going to her place" It took a lot of Talkings to convince my friend that 1. The SMS was not for any other person but him. 2. I wanted to type tomorrow and not the damn Tommy.

Secondly, excitement can make one commit many spelling errors. We are all guilty of that. So please lets stop damaging this girl's carrer.

Many of us are not even good at speaking or writing in pidgin English talk more of pure English language. We all are learning this language.

I was saddened when I visited her profile to confirm this and I saw that someone even uploaded the screenshot of this thread on here wall, that is too childish and hypocritical. Because the same Ojukwu made his own errors...please is 'U' a word or a letter in English language? Do we have any word like 'cmment' in English language?

ennyhola:
Clueless fool,,is DAT what u and Ur goons do in d dark?? lol,FYI,

am in a school where d aluta has d right to voice out,,

Am in a school where D STUDENT has d right to say No to any form of oppression

AM IN A SCHOOL WHEN WE SAY YES NOT EVEN THE GOVERNMENT CAN SAY NO

Am in a school where u av read to like dere is No tomorrow

AM IN a school where "No AUNTY FELOMENA CAN FORCE US TO OFF OUR PANTIES" (she dare not)



GREATEST NIGERIAN STUDENT!!! !!! !!!










I will never let my children go to a university dey will only av to fill forms and pay huge amount of money

they will av to read and Earn THERE honors

BigNameGerry:
Madonna university student wey no even understand English na d sch some peeps dey call d best..i need to visit a loo man!!

BigNameGerry:
Madonna university student wey no even understand English na d sch some peeps dey call d best..i need to visit a loo man!!

Nurex111:

adeh39:

adeh39:
Okay..... Erm.....

I think the best thing for him to do is to ask the lady indirectly why she doesn't get things for him..... Like maybe when they are together chatting and all that, he can just ask her jokingly........ in order not to offend the lady.

fhranciz:
Meet this runs girl at a bar, she agreed to followed to my hotel room, never knew this would spell disaster for me, she charged 10k, which i paid outrightly. Now straight to this morning, i woke up, saw her off, came back to my hotel room, and found out 20K was now missing from my jean trouser pocket. I couldn't laugh and I couldn't vex, I was amazed and wondered how she did it, i could swear that she was on the bed all the time. thought things like this only happens in nollywood movies and music videos.

Boxer007:
Where is the love? Y'all going to hell