₦airaland Forum

sogodihno:
PMB till 2023, then PYO till 2031.

God bless our President. let me see the ipob pig that will come to my door and ask me to vote for Atiku and Obigotry.

SW is locked down for PMB. if you are not comfortable with it, u can use the lagoon.

Pigs should vote for their candidate and let Omoluabi vote for their candidate.

ko Si ija nibe

you're not Yoruba. you're an impostor. an ab0ki

Adanairaland:
Yeah
Akwa Ibom

that's good. now me I want u. can we go private?

Ivye:
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shut up ugly old woman. take your miserable frustration outta my mentions. desperate biitch

Adanairaland:
I know say na CALABAR babe go cause this kind fight


Jobless beings

yeah either calabar or akwa ibom going by her surname

freedomchild:
Maybe he's feeling insecure because you changed location.. You can move on because the feelings are not much there again...... It happened to me sometime ago when I left school and also left that city. My girlfriend called and called and called but I've already lost interest because both of us aren't financially stable to be transiting ourselves to see........ Most times, outta sight is outta mind

this your comment especially the last part is DOPE

gmoney12:
sure bro... No be joke.. See to believe

I go WhatsApp u. Hope say e no cost?

Ilamina:

Onila you need a psychological evaluation

kushercain:
Na another one be this

lol detectives and crime busters lol.
them dey catch them one by one

kushercain:
Na another one be this

lol detectives and crime busters lol

ceejayx:
Which day I go bleep girl for this nairaland sef?

enter dating and meeting up section

lefulefu:
Na waoh for nairaland.. Anyway from wetin i don see here if u happen to see any female moniker for here wey bigboobs or hotpussy or bigazz join her moniker names then know for sure say na yahoo boy dey behind that moniker. If u see a female moniker here always talking about how big her boobs are or how men are dying for her behind then be sure dats a fake moniker. Dis na one of the ways i dey quick take detect them.

why scammers come plenty for nairaland these days na
remember one girl wey talk say she dey look for person wey go allow make she stay with am in return for fvck an free pusssy..
since then we no con hear from am

lilmax:
he suspects you
that's why someone said, your girlfriend is only yours when she's with you

and that is true

101% true bro

usoroh4luv:
Melly,

It is high time you moved on. The guy is somehow not interested anymore.

When you see the red flag anytime and it seems it won't be resolve amicably, you should pack up.

Anyway, I am available. Chat me up by sending a pm

idiok aboi

Ivye:
Madamm...go to bar like normal humans do,not broadcast ur problems on social media okkkay!

seems you're a novice here.
mtchew

BecaciaBarbie:
SMH!!!!

lol the guy's comment is funny lol

PrettyMelly:
My boyfriend and I have been dating for 2 years now. The last 3months have been something else.
I travelled out of the state we live in for a 4 month course. The First month in my new location was okay, the communication was good n everything other thing was cool.
But I noticed from the 2nd month, he stopped calling like he used to, he will be online but won't chat with me. I brought this to his knowledge, n he kept saying he's sorry n gave flimsy excuses that he didn't have airtime n all. It got to a point that in a week he will call just once n for a few minutes.
I kept talking abt it, he made me feel like I'm nagging. He kept shouting at me that I'm bringing up issues wen there is none. I do 90% of the calling n it's not cool.
Presently, he doesn't chat with me except wen i upload any pix he finds interesting on my status....but wen I call him, he sounds all loving, saying I miss u n all.
At the moment, I feel hurt n I want to move on cos I think he's taking me for granted.. I don't ask for anything just talk to me that's all. Wat do u advice I do?

he has found a better lady who obviously has something worthy to offer than you

id4sho:
Sure guy. I've gat my FG job
Sure guy. I've gat my FG job

girls don't like guys surviving on monthly salary so if she's slay queen She'll dump your sorry ass.
u better go Delta state make them shine your eyes

Elder0001:
You're a 100level student of UNIBEN

You're a kid who doesn't know how these things work ,I think you should focus more on your studies.

chisos omo see savagery. chai guy u wicked oh

bigpicture001:
...I dumped my admission 2x cuz I couldn't meet up with acceptance fee deadline of 47k at uniben

ehya doh. it's now 80k oh

Nowenuse:
Wow, does this mean that Uniben actually has the highest acceptance fee among federal govt schools in Nigeria?

I paid #65,000 in 2012 ! Probably it must have gone higher by now

paid 80k as acceptance last year same UNIBEN

Jackossky:
Hello all!
Bringing to your notice,should there be any male who needs a roomie that they can both rent a hostel together in BDPA, such person is advised to DM me.

how much? bdpa sef wey don cast as terrorist zone

Draei:
Fake Shii, nothing like temporary accommodation for now due to CLEARANCE POSTPONEMENT. Even we currently in the hostel are to vacate this weekend.

but u guys on TP should be exempted ni

gmoney12:
Ok

oga U sure say this ur products dey work?

deboysben:
that's why I said am allergic to zombie


U lots really makes me sneeze

Cos of politics you are claiming to come from cross river.

You think I don't know which state you come from



Our nairaland political predictionist

the other day senatordave said he was from rivers state and his now from cross river

zero. Thank You Lord Jesus Christ for your precious gift of salvation

pp802:
Is there another way to ask for sex other than just ask for sex?

Just tell her to come over, that you want to see her and you're missing her.
Then when she comes, serve her something to eat or drink. Sit close to her and start up a topic, then graduate to telling her how u love her, miss her and want her badly in your life......then go straight and kiss her. She's your gf, she won't slap you.

From the kissing, take your hand to her boobs......and then viola!!!

Jonadab spotted

BuhariCow:
Oga keep shut
It was just an illustration to show how money was shared to people to come out for thief Atiku.

Zombie, how much are they paying u per post?

MannieA:
he is not right...this is just pure hate
for naija girls...and nothing meaningful is in this thread

shut up. you don't have anything to offer.
blood sucking leeches

Sirpaul:
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lmao

YOUNGELDER1:
I paid N64k as Uniben acceptance fee for my kid bro just last month

O ja me la ra je

I paid 80k last year. same UNIBEN.

iriakanns:
what rumour is that?

in our 200 level we'll be paying 40k as returning students school fees an not 15k any more

iriakanns:
yea its too much and u would still pay school fee of about 70k oh that's not even what is annoying me, the most annoying part is that you would pay to register courses.

yeah those AEB and PBB courses after paying 73,400 as school fees. mehn abeg this 200 level wey I dey enter I pray make the rumout wey I hear no be true