₦airaland Forum

bujebudanu1:
Man City is not Bournemouth Newcastle or juve.
If u guys concede 1 pere.just forget the match.you can't come back against man city.

Well.we await the red devil's at the Emirates
Let the players decide on the pitch

Manu shouldn't be unfortunate tomorrow.let the table be moving at a slow pace

man utd can't come back against city? did u watch their match last season at etihad when united came from 2 goals down to snatch 3 points

Yale9:
our best comebacks in d league have always been against City.. comeback or not. We will win. Liverpool will win as well. Arsenal will draw and chesi's loss is oozing already.

be like say the guy no watch wetin we do man city for etihad last season

muffyt05:
Man U tomorrow

u dey mad

kamez:
everyone should get their fufu and Eba ready....







draw soup loading

have u watched their matches of recent? which kind draw?

dairykidd:
Ehhn... So u mean u got her finally. Badt guys i salute oo

heheheh no mind me I dey lie jhoor nairaland girls and forming.
no worry when she clock 30 her eye go shine

dairykidd:
Hmm this ur format na wah... Failure delivery

why in feel say na failure. she been pm me na so from there we enter WhatsApp then we became friends and we finally met

mercy87:
This is a lesson to some men that at are alive but will they listen? Men stop cheating on your wives, mbano, they won't hear. If you can't be faithful then don't marry. Women if you're being cheated on, move out of the relationship. Nobody has the justification to take another life. You didn't create life, you can't take it.

shut up

Praktikals:
After God, fear women.

lmao true o

Bidobado1:
I will wipe her entire family out if I was related to that man.

seriously?

poseidon12:
Harvard? Where did you read that from? Up there, they said University of Lagos and New York Film Academy.

the guy get eye problem

they should free him na. at least he begged for it na e better pass rape

RedDistrict:
knew a girl who ate paper/tissue paper.

I suspected till i noticed most of my note leaves were depleting anyhow and course materials doing disappearing acts. Tissue paper inclusive

Am not kidding, Google xylophagia/Pica

Alot of ppl have this hidden eating disorder

haha haha lol first time I'm hearing this

earthsync:
I'm thinking of using propanolol because I've been battling with public speaking / stage fright for some time and I hate it. it's really depressing. I've tried to be calm and talk slowly and read lot of books on gaining confidence but still nothing. any suggestions on drugs I could take.

got a similar problem.
can we synergize?

funmisticqueen:
the best way to claim a woman as yours is to invest in her.

Will you shut up? invest in her so She'll now run away to another man after the investment?
you must be very foolish for this dumb comment

2dice01:
This December alot of slayqueens Glory will depreciate to 1kilobyte


You can see their minister of Defense showing her skills on the thread already

yeah that cheap calabar slut called highqueen.
December don reach and they'll gladly say yes to any guy who asks them out.
useless liabilities

PrinceCharmings:
you want me to feel sorry for them I'm sorry I don't can't feel sorry for stupid people, infact I find it funny BDMS loading

what is bdms?

Elder0001:
How's he supposed to feel?

Your moniker was formerly "f" maybe you've finally revealed your true identity as a male.

same thing I noticed

IamD18:
The sad truth is that they are not coming out alive.

Rip

. how do you know? abi na you go kill them?

sacramento1212:
Mma APC, ekom do ooo. Idioko eyeneka. Mbufo edia akwa-ibom ye adiaha ye ebe mfo. Mbok eku yak Nsima anie ufang ke state nyin.

e go do you like film trick. dey there make pant dey wear u

megareal:
I tell you say I marry mad man?. Only a terribly insecure man would get angry over a compliment.

if na me, you would have pack your loads and go back to your father's house. I can't even Marry such a useless woman who gives priority over looks
nonsense

Odunsco01:
you look 30 already

lmao savage

DonMekino:
The things that happen in these regions ehhh....let me narrate the experience of one of my Yoruba friends during the jos 2001 crisis, their vehicle just dropped at bauchi park along bauchi road....a Muslim dominated area. He didn't know wat to do and he saw a large group of these miscreants ready to maim....while he was walking they were looking at him to be fully convinced he was from the other side (he's a Yoruba Muslim). Fortunately he can speak Hausa fluently. He now looked at them and asked them in a commanding tone..."U FOOLS, U STAND HERE LOOKING AT ME WHILE THEY ARE KILLING OUR PPL ON THE OTHER SIDE BA?? COME ON LETS GO AND SHOW THEM" they were so excited and started following him towards Terminus, in the little mayhem of plenty ppl the guy just dodged and took an apian way and escaped.
These ppl got no joy as far as killing is concerned....Yoruba and Igbo ppl suffered in their hands during one of d kano crisis. One Igbo man was killed by Hausa boys working for him at his pure water company. They burnt hundreds of Yoruba taxis at kano...innocent citizens have really suffered due to these crisis all in the name of religion...
May I never fight for my God....rather my God is the one that fights for me.

when it degenerates to war. Hausas don't differentiate between tribes.
everybody whose not haua automatically becomes Igbo

solihu:
Good Gracious God! Believe me you would be shocked, I had my first degree when your dad was experiencing sprouts of his pubic hairs Now I understand you are a toddler, and a very dumb one at that. I am bewildered you think I learnt English on nairaland Indulge me, what makes you think I am Hausa Was your ego so battered by one? Have you guzzled akpu today? Blame the almajiri

Dumb dimwitted douchebag who thinks having a degree is all about possessing a fake waec certificate like ur dullard brother at Aso rock. I'm very much sure someone wrote this post for u.
you're a northerner and a religious retard enslaved in the cursed religion called Islam that's why u and ur fellow hooligans have zero empathy for humans.

WinningEleven:
He's saying the truth.
People like SOWORE who would develop Nigeria aren't given chances.
Instead we concentrate on a lifeless animal and a shameless thief

he's referring to Donald Duke

SilentListener:
lol I they inside jail,all thanks to mynd4, but thank God Queenbelle has been exposed.so much fake people in this section

abeg link me to the thread she abi na he was exposed

me wey don finish exams.
God bless UNIBEN.

BlaqCoffee109:
for the fact you have no clue on whom fathered you, I forgive you this one time...it's apparent you have no trace to whom sired you. For the fact your stupid and useless mother did not teach you decorum it's never too late for you to better your life. Now I have noticed you, keep on with your miserable life...I am allergic to losers like yourself.

off my mentions. wh0re inherited from your promiscuous mother

solihu:
Untrained schmuck! Look how moronic you sound I am not responsible for your misery! Scold the unprepared pleb who brought you to this world without manners, product of a roadside quickie

illiterate Hausa Almajiri that has learnt English on nairaland.
Mark this day, doom is coming to the north soon and u will not escape

sayisayi:
No be today...lugard's handiwork. Na Igbo blood is usually the glue that keeps the Zoo together (Just know once you past lokoja, you need to be aware.

I spoke to a guy who did Uni in Kogi state. His Muslim friend told him not to attend Uni the next day as he said the Ummah will be attacking all Christians. He learned that day that are many levels to this life.

nothing fit carry me go north bro. after lokoja naOYO be that

jieta:
I have had terrible experience living here in the north. the most recent was the one i was been chase like someone who committed adultery there thought there could catch me but i show them that am usain bolt of africa.

what happened? why were u chased

solihu:
here goes another chimp!

shut up. you Hausa's Fulani are animals. I wonder what created u sef

skillz111:
This waist obsession can eventually turn disastrous for u girl if u are not careful.

how disastrous