₦airaland Forum

Binikingdowm:
Thank God there's no such thing as bini Muslim

actually there is

Realname:
This lady looks like the donkey in Shrek movies

lol jealousy no go kee u

pcicero:
Why is she standing on one leg in all the pictures?

I know it is to accentuate the back curves. But after spending so much on surgeries should you still limp like a polio patient to show your curves?

I pity all these fake people.

lmao people really suffer for this life oh while trying to live a fake life

Jacqueline22:
Yeah

dear the vacation has been so pretty boring. how about setting up a rendezvous with u?

QueenBelle:
brother, its just a joke.
Don't take it too seriously

don't take romance seriously too.
be career minded. oh yes and it doesn't end with a bsc. explore other ways to succeed outside your certificate

Jacqueline22:
Are you from auchi?

are u in auchi presently?

Liliyann:


Ever heard of using what you have to get what you want?
If your body is your selling point and fetches you alotta money and can be used to pay your bills why won't you use it?
Our body is for our use and not for decorations!!
Not my fault that you are so fuggly and no guy looks at you twice!!
My body is my selling point and am not ashamed of using it to get whatever that I need!!

you're a wh0re and a disgrace to your Maker

TheOdd1sOut:
How can someone become a mod

date him

QueenBelle:
Lol.
I saw this on Facebook
Ladies that are guilty of this are in hot soup

La please move to fp

there are many things you should channel ur energy to.
relationship isn't a priority.
try to work on being an independent woman.
I just gave u this advise cos all u do on nairaland is to log in everyday and comment on romance section.
anything that has to do with boyfriend that's what triggers your attention.
mehn that's not life.

RottenTomato:
If u like flog am sotay her pant tear, the owner of that small firm ass wen I dey see so still get many more dic.ks to bang and suck for life. Ashawo die, toto rest!

you no well

Raylight2:
My DE is still showing Submitted o.

what's your aggregate and course?

Inception:
UI has always used the 7 point scale..


Proud UIte

Greatest Uites!

you're not a ui uses a 4 point scale

mrvitalis:
UNN has always been five point some schools are different?

just noticed that yesterday when I saw their results.
a Mark of 40 was graded E instead of an F

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Why didn't u marry an older lady?

I'm sure you must have used people's daughters anyhow and now u want to settle for a 20 yr old. Do so, at least she'll have a younger side dude in school to be herself with.

u want to advertise urself to him abi?
desperate woman

Kylekent59:
Those that got "F" are a very big disgrace, The ones that made A,B,C, they don't have 2 heads.


Lectures ain't to be blamed, but the students.

When the scheme is given all you need is to go online and browse, get materials, attend lecutres and you are good to go.


Those that made ''F" are a disgrace to their parents. Nonsense!!!.

the person wey get that 62 and was graded B I wonder if na two heads e get.
or they may bring up the excuse that he's the lecturers son abi

tete7000:
The irony of life is that: it is sweet things that kills, bitter things give life.

Christ Jesus isn't bitter yet He gives life abundantly

lefulefu:
Very soon we will even overtake south africa in the HIV infection matter...if we never overtake dem sef. Guys and ladies with multiple sex partners be careful biko..sofri sofri dey do am. U will see a guy these having 19 girlfriends and he will be nacking all of dem raw and a babe will have 25 boyfriends with 15 sugar daddies plus d one night stands she frequently has in nightclubs when drunk and she will be doin all of dem raw. Biko na only u waka come?.

bro I digged in raw and before I realized that na risk wey I dey so I quickly pull out my preek before she release put for my body.
hope I won't be infected cos she did it release inside me?
so scared to go for a test

seangy4konji:
No so dis fine girl she beg me too out am raw...

H
Pretty face devil say enter.. I reject am...

She no come back since day day..

Oh boy.. Poverty and HIV again. No problem ooo

bro the same Wit me oh but I digged in raw and before I realized that na risk wey I dey so I quickly pull out my preek before she release put for my body.
hope I won't be infected cos she did it release inside me?
so scared to go for a test

Genniez:
Nice one,no need to cheat when you both do the work out not like one pot belle and slim chik

shut up.
wh0re

Hoodbilonia:
3hrs in 6hrs out edo is cursed

lol ugbowo fellow spotted

t00dugged:
some areas only have light when its close to when they will come and share bill ,after that ,okapri!

we for ugbowo suffered a lot.
we wrote exams during darkness.

novelbuks:
Afonja....

your fada

koladebrainiac:
met her on one recent show. she is very nice and talk soft plus she wore no bra on that day

why u no Carry am go house carry pillow cover that worwor face then suck that breast till milk commot

maryshregy:
Asking for nudes on a first chat���

u be mumu. assuming na Davido u go rush send am give

lefulefu:
there was one certain governor in edo state with big moustache who used to do japanese sushi with UNIBEN babes. Hope u know wats japanese sushi?...eating food from the nude body of a female. In other words using the nude body of a lady as a plate of food.

lol u no well I swear

SavoG:
I made it. Didn't fall on the first class but I landed on the second class upper. Congratulations to me!!!

congratulations eyeneka

clarocuzioo:
When you were busy fucling en masse and watching Dr. 9 inch, how will you not have poor grades.
My simple advice, leave that environment, go to another, start afresh and concentrate on your studies, leave Dr. 9inch and enmasse sex for your own good.

lols savage lol

Amakababe:
OK, congratulations you've passed your putme with a high score and likely to get your dream course. But the hurdle hasn't started.

Hold your ears right now biko and listeeeen. Less than 2.0 and inability to beat 10-8-8 (for engineering students,) you're out! Like bye bye, au revoir! no plea, no "it was a mistake, I need a second chance" no no no.
Less than 1.0 for other departments, you're going back home.

Don't say I didn't warn you ooo. I'm not paid to do this, but I was just sent packing recently where I was studying mechanical engineering so I have to take jamb next year and start afresh.
I wish I was properly oriented when I started, but I wasnt and my first gpa couldnt even flash mtn to mtn.

Chineke knows

The same applies to applicant of schools like unilorin where they call it "face tanke"
Leave that girl that boy alone, otherwise

I can't shout enough read your books attend your class oo ni oooooo, or you become a laughing stock among your mates when pursued after just one year.

Bye bye. To before warned is to before harm.

i thought u were kidding. so u really meant it.
but what caused your poor grades ni?

Ursulaa:
Forgive my ignorance oo bt can someone tell me who a broke girl is...cos I think am broke yet I can comfortably buy airtime and call whomsoever I want to, I can buy anything I so desire tho not all shaa.

ur hair nkor? na who go fix am?
useless liabilities

Bannylove13:
[s] Bros just drop that money..
Like this like this na your destiny you wan change with person..

No be jokes..

If you want ..if you fit try..but after you use that money..he way you go take broke eh..

Even your pastor no go fit pray you out easily..

No say person no warn you..

I don see Kain kain matter plenty..


Go airport road for ikeja do night ..you go pick tire.. na so your destiny go dey hang dey go..

[/s]

nonsense. total crap. too much Nigerian film