₦airaland Forum

Zendinho:
Ekpenyong who has lost his relevance since 2003 when the then Governor Attah disgrace him out of office and replaced him with Ekpotu.
Can he roll out his score card before his immediate community about any project initiated, ongoing or completed during his woeful years as the number two citizen of Akwa Ibom?
Politicians like him including Aloysius Etuk, Obong Ufot Ekaette, Patrick Ekpotu, Ita Enang, Udoedeghe, etc ought to b sent to the museum to serve as artifacts of failed political career to their IMMEDIATE COMMUNITIES.

that man is old and lost his relevance since he was impeached during Obong Attah's regime.
he should keep quiet.

justdogitto:
Calabar and dogs na like 6 and seven

oh shut up

BanevsJoker:
Buhari will declare 3 days of National Mourning for his fallen relatives.

@festy4u

Andremani:
64 and accounting. It's saying not admitted

my colleague had 64 with accounting yet she wasn't admitted last year.
she was sent to library and information science

Edoziesmart:
And this one is seeking admission to uniben with this heavy grammatical blunder.
All these teens we have on nairaland don't fail to disappoint me all the time.

nothing can't stop her admission lol.
with that kind grammar she no con get admission she go dey blame God now

Mizwisdom:
Akparawa, nsitibe? which tribe am I from? nto middle belt, Taraba precisely. Enan. I'm from North central.

so Taraba dey North central? mumu like you. typical abokina boko haram from North East.
go bomb yourself.
edi ikot

DaddyNimo:
your tribe girls are free givers so paying high bribe price on them is a waste, simple take it or leave. I wouldn't marry ur tribe for free.

free givers cos your Yoruba brothers serving here have lied to you?
or you will also lie that you've slept with them before?

Liveair:
I don't think so. Why?

check that post I quoted u. it's only atheist that makes such comments

DaddyNimo:
mumu they are cheap yet u had to force urself on a girl u don't even know by adopting her Monika to yours...idiot sperm from a useless diick

mumu. mods changed my moniker.
don't talk rubbish of my tribe again cos yours is the worst.
asides from dirtiness, yoruba women are also known for promiscuity.

AutoElectNG:
Alternate route is via Warri

You will maintain a higher average speed and beat the arrival time of anyone using Onitsha

Uyo, Port Harcourt, Bayelsa, Warri, Benin City, Sagamu, Lagos

thanks a lot. a friend confirmed it, he told me tho that you'll cross many rivers

DaddyNimo:
my mom isn't from akwaibom, I'm sure yours is from akwaibom, fowl diick brings forth fowl kids, hence your fowl mouth. any Yoruba dat marries ur women is only possessed is worthless. can't pay more Dan 10k for your women...not after years of forking dem for free with free food from dem sef

your yoruba women here are so cheap. just Polish up and they'll follow u home without paying a dime.
idiot

Mizwisdom:
Mbok ku teng aba. Causing division or rather saying the truth? Efik are different in many ways from AKB. You should learn to handle the truth, unam ikot.

mbok dagado tiedo ebot

which tribe are you from to start with?

Curlieweed:
Mumu

kuboro useme ado

Mizwisdom:
Odiogonofi epri ufot. Eka fo!

adiok unor fien duh. ekpo akpara ino.

if anang people read Bible for church which Bible do they use? isn't it efik Bible? don't they bear same names.
you must be igbo causing disunity between akwa ibom and their efik brothers.
what do ibibio annang and efik call God?
thunder strike you dead dia if I u dare mention me again.

adiok iso unam ikot iwa.

lucky999:
what about the pepe, onions and salt. my friend will you keep quiet.

hehehehe lol na fight?

Mizwisdom:
[s]

Oron and Anang are same with Efik language? Even Ibibio is not the same with Efik language but a bit similar. AKB & Efik are not the same. Even way of life is different. Efik are more reserved, quiet and contented while AKB are more hustlers and rugged . There are lots of differences. [/s]

you're are neither from akwa ibom nor Cross river so keep quiet, shut the fucck up and get outta my mentions.
unam ikot

Fitbillionairep:
those are 2 most useless tribes in nigeria. i can never be any of them

ado ata ebod ikot. unam.
oduma umia awod doh. useme mkpor

Martin0:
Na one place for calaba there oo

island that's you can only reach there by taking a ferry? give me the directions please is it near calabar south?

Tylerbreeze:
I would like to visit calabar... I've heard a lot about the city, most especially their girls.. I hear say dem sabi bang

so na wetin wan carry you go calabar be that abi?

Fitbillionairep:
land of the laziest and most jobless youths in the world. odiok ono ayade
if you quote me to talk rubbish, odiok ono uka

hmm u be efik or ibibio?

Martin0:
very true! I love to visit Tortuga Island again

which one be tortuga island?

mhizminna:
Pls which Calabar? If you tell me it is the Calabar of 10years age i'll agree wit you but now? Nah! because Calabar is now living in it pass glory.
I'v lived in Calabar for more than 15 years so let me tell you...Now i'm not the type to bad mouth things but Calabar is gradually falling apart, first off the roads in Calabar main town are bad, pot holes everywhere, no jobs, most of the tourist attractions mentioned are falling apart cos no one is maintaining them especially that slave trade museum which I love so much, and don't even tell me their women can cook cos most of them can't!, businesses are folding up cos the state is dry no money and therefore low patronage.
Now the one that saddens me because I have been victim is the state of insecurity in the state almost every night you will hear shooting everywhere people are been robbed off their sweat, if you live in Calabar south you should be in your house by 7 or 8 pm otherwise you are on your own, people are being kidnapped every other day, and you know the sad part of it is that Gov Ayade is not doing much about it because is sleeps very well at night and he is busy campaigning for next team and most of citizens can't oppose him because most of them are under his payroll.
So Calabar is just at a stand still, nothing moves unless Ayade says otherwise.

Over hyped state!

I last visited that slave museum far back in 2007 when my department in uniuyo took us on an excursion. the place was called "old residency " don't tell me those places have dilapidated due to poor maintenance?

Mizwisdom:
Calabar is a tourist haven

are you there currently?

Thickcok01:
I don get hiv. I dey mad now

are you serious?

AutoElectNG:
Flight back is about 25,000.00

Trip takes about 13 hours on a good day

Fuel will cost between 15,000.00 and 20,000.00 for a v6

How much is your time worth? How about 50,000.00 after deducting all expenses?

I have successfully used Google Maps for that trip.

Woe betide you though if you get to Onitsha and there is traffic before the bridge, I recently lost 3 hours there and 1 hour within Owerri....

So it may seem longer but you may be better off heading towards PH then linking calabar, you will never see such a lockjams.

If going through. PH...don't drive through its highway anything past 6pm those roads are notorious for underworld activities after nightfall, I am speaking from personal and shared experience instead continue your trip the following morning

heard they are so many armed robbers there. they shot and killed my neighbor on that road

Geo4646:
simple tin. follow akwa-ibom transport bus for yansh, u don reach calabar b dat.

lol you're so right

tukopy:
Thanks for such vivid explanations. I really appreciate.

Of what good is Google's shorter distance if eventually I can't drive fast because of the bad roads thereby loosing more time.

Port Harcourt route is the sure thing for me.


So, According to your direction, my journey should go Lagos, Benin, Warri, Sapele, Bayealsa, then Port Harcourt.- Uyo and Finally Calabar?

Right?

@ autoelectng I thought going from uyo to Lagos, the only pliable road is the Onitsha agbor route? can i drive thru ss states without passing thru south east states?

adecz:

This happens when you marry a slay Queen.
She will eventually slay you..

omo see forehead

RichardRandy:
My guys ur top3 are sure!
Ondo gals ehn.,
They are usually black and plump.
Over there if u are light skined guy and have ur charisma., they will be looking at u like God
I think they have inferiority complex issues.

hahaha lol you no well

sacramento1212:
I'm glad you admit that your paying over a million naira 12 years ago to marry your wife was bourne out of the fact that they knew your financial worth and also their greed.

I completely disagree with you as per the aspect cutting off your family elders when your daughter(s) is or are getting married. You cannot do without them but just try to play the politics to avoid wahala even though you as the father is financially responsible for them. Tradition is Tradition and must be respected or else you kill yourself for nothing.

If it's your Son, you can do without them but not your female children. Ku yak mbio idung e edwok mbiam uno or ekud ekpo yak adu mia awod all because of ignorance. Wisdom is golden bro

@ emboldened. so true, it happened to someone i knew. it may not even affect him but his daughter. those men are so fetish an heartless

DaddyNimo:
girls of that tribe are known for sex alone, so seeing they collect so much to marry is shocking....paying so much for a girl every tribes had forked is crazy and to think they are proud of it is sickening

I can see your mother is only useful for sex.
thunder gbuo you dia.
awon oni iranu oshi.
oponu jatijati

unyimecc:
Guy! stick to your yoruba women if you don't know what to say. The list is given out for negotiation and you will realize that at the end of the day you will not pay up to quarter of that list.. most of the things on the list would be used on traditional marriage day to take of the guest including the groom's people and not to their consumption alone.
EACH TRIBE IN NIGERIA HAS THEIR OWN TRADITION so, go to where it will favour you..

na so uyai ma. abadie?