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What can we do to stop all these electrocution?

Physicist in da house where ya @?

Emekamex:
APC zombies walking into the thread like

These are the Wights while APC stalwarts are the White Walkers dat created dem.

inihood:
On another thread I see you asking the OP if he has a dom account with GTB

The bank that rejected a dollar transfer from one account to another is none other than the same bank and gave the reason above.

I would have thought as you hence my question was, when you do such a transfer as above what reason do you give that makes it to be accepted by their FX OPERATIONS?

Please note that the funds were not OTC but inflow from overseas!

The exact day I was supposed to activate my newly opened Dom account was d day CBN introduced the stifling policy of rejecting dollar deposit hence I've not been able to activate my account till date....wat can I do please?

Fhemmmy:
I will advice to add more money to get something truly reliable . . . . When $$ used to be lower than now, would have been easily possible to get with such budget but now that it is too high, will be almost impossible . . . .

But dollar has come down...it's now 215 as opposed to 245 den....

Fhemmmy:
I remember you again, Ma . . . Lemme make it easy for you, just tell me if you dont mind your budget and i will see what it could afford but if you dont want to tell me, i could see best price for a reliable and "Affordable" E320 of 2003

I'm actually looking at 1.8million for the said 03 E320 benz...a reliable one

BabyDaddy20:
I too know.
You dey Nigeria, you never go anywhere, how you go know say Alaska is twice the size of Nigeria.
And I'm sure you don't that that there's a state in the United States called Alaska.

And I'm sure you're beginning to behave like d typical naija guy who now stays in America for you to say I haven't heard of Alaska...

This is d picture of Alaska I wanted to send to you....and here you are no wan make we hear word cos you dey yankee

Welldone Mr Export1 great you work doing for us here bro!

Please can you help with these 2?

WDBUF65J63A147781

WDBUF65J33A131957

Please how much can get me a reliable and affordable Mercedes benz E320 2003?

AwesomelyMade:
If I hear say tonto resemble kim kardashian.

Tonto is pretty but not in the class of kim.

Tonto na shoe shiner for where kim k dey

Dunno who's deceiving them sef....i'm sure those yankee artiste go puke on seeing this trash.

These are not the reasons Men don't have babes...d real reason is because most men are boring and are cowards....any babe dat truly likes you won't be after your money even tho she'll appreciate some gifts from you once in a while but she won't even be pestering you. You'll be d one asking her what she wants cos she's very much okay and happy with YOU not with your money....if you think Money will make a girl stay den you're really Jonzing ma men....make her happy with your personality a d leave d rest for her...she'll definitely come no matter how hard she tries not to and if she still doesn't den it's her luck!

So to me these are not reasons but excuses for not having a girlfriend. Where even ordinary okada man dey control 2 babes and gateman sef get fine babe....if you no see babe like you den money no be your problem but sontin just dey worry you!

Chiaka:
If we are frank! He said the truth.! so we should rather think to change the mentality by putting things right. Even revisiting the expatriate employment. All sort of persons come under the guise of expatriate whether they qualify or not. Have even seen fresh school leavers been employed as expatriate some people with little or no work experience in the area they are manning are also employed expatriate, all sort of abnormalities happen here!

I swear down you're right! And it all boils down to inferiority complex dat has ridden us...I go to the supermarket and club and you need to see how people shake wen dey see chinco and lebanese...some of them can't even complete a sentence properly and it's ds same mentality our employers employ with....now Jigawa State government is planning to import Korean doctors to fill d void whereas we have enough docs willing to work but with no jobs....I've been privileged to work with these imported doctors and some of them are not even worthy of being called Nurses in dr country yet they come here, chop our money and spit on our face at d same time....

The government also import these expatriates so as to inflate the money they claim to be paying them since it's "expatriate". Let's just keep fooooling ourselves jarey.

dialfa:
You never do one wella, come wan do two of them.
Stop trying to imitate blue films, they are acting! And you are not rambo.

Wise words!

BabyDaddy20:
Lol.
Texas is not the largest state in America.
The largest is Alaska.
Texas is the second largest.
Alaska is way bigger than Nigeria.

But wait oh. Texas isn't "way bigger" dan Nigeria as you said oh!

realtestament:
Caught In The Act This Hot Afternoon

They were caught trying to steal a Venza outside FCMB Rumumasi in portharcourt....



#Eye Witness

Arm robber no dey see Toyota for face...dr prick go just begin dey stand like person wey agro catch.

adonbilivit:
.but most of them just have baby mamas but are not married. D'banj is a good role model in this area for not having a child before marriage despite being d koko master.

owshey!

NubiLove:
F.u.c.c.k u and ur religion! Yesterday I put pages of the holy qua'ran in my wife's v.a.gi.na! Terrorists, the day is coming when we would beging killing muslims like flies in the south! Please Nigeria should divide into two, let these babarians go! Bastards!

This guy don kolo...abeg make una hol am oh...na so craze dey start...

Dbanj was never an artiste....he was an Entertainer....he's d only one currently in dat category

the 3rd pix resemble Olamide Badoo

modath:
Which location?
@makzeze @stagger
What's the rate like? Thx.

Kano State

My Aboki selling dollar for 215 today...how far guys?

Anseth:
I HAVE THE FULL CLIP AND ALSO THE AHMADU BELLO INTERVIEW WHEN SAID THOSE WORDS..IT SENT CHILLS DOWN MY SPIN..
IF YOU NEED THE FULL 2HRS CLIP I WILL GLADLY GIVE IT TO ANYBODY

I'll love to see it.

AutosBay:
This happened today along Ughelli Express way in Delta state. A bus hit and killed some cows on a highway.

http://lindaikeji..com/2015/08/as-seen-in-delta-state-today-photos.html?m=1

The Hausa-fulani people no go talk. Na human being dem go take replace am.

Make delta residents begin pack their loads enter water oh.

MzzTega:
Beautiful!!!!

I know how to swim. Want to learn how to fly also,can't take any chances,he might want to propose in the air.

Desperate Spinster....dont wanna take no chances hun?

When I started to boil water...afterall Water na class of food nah.

favouredon:
Lol. I am not joking. I am very serious. I can give u details of what happened on each occasion but thankfully, nothing was taken from me.

Oya nack me tory joor!

favouredon:
Have u been to kubwa befoe? If yes, u will know that the traffic there is more than airport road. Besides, them dey do for airport road. Me I don enter one chance abt 4 times for Abuja and one of them is in airport road. The only difference be say dem no dey scary like d ones I dey read here

4times!!! Just change your monicker to "one chance" to assure us you aint joking.