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shadowgwalker:
in abj, one chance do their job closer to outlets of the state or places wit lesser or no traffic, like; Banex,Kubwa road, Gwarimpa road. ...they hardly do airport road, where them wan pass run?

Banex, kubwa, gwarimpa...you don almost call abuja finish nah...kuku add d zones join.

No reasonable publisher will print such nonsense.
This is obviously the work of Pirates...na pirated textbook d person go buy...

biggy1528:
U pple shld Thank God 4 ur lifes.
Mine is funny nd smartness. Is durin fuel scarcity I struggle get fuel @ higher price nd on way to delta meanwhile am coming frm ikorodu. On gettin to ijebu ode I decide let me carry pple join body so dat I top my fuel on the road. At express junction ijebu ode I saw a guy calling ore I parked nd by d time I look d guy tru inner mirror dey become 3 guys . Am surprise wot happen here ders no houses arnd here nd where dis 2 guys comes frm, den I sense maybe dey hide inside d bush ,I roll my glass up nd leave little @ d edge nd wait 4 dem, dey said Ore I studied dem nd I notice one side view of one dem swell up nd said No. Den I move a bit forward stil watchin dem tru inner mirror d guy brought gun nd give it bak to one of dem. My nairalanders my zoom off speed is somethin dat day . Til I go nd come bak I didn't try such am just imagine my camry wld hav gone or wot just cuz of change dey can even shoot nd buried person inside bush.

you never see anything....I kept my weed jeje you go thief am....you never start...Kikikikikikikikiki

babamadiba:
my friend even fell victim recently. Don't know what part of abuja he Leaves in that he has not heard about the numerous one chance cases in abuja.

as in fear dey catch me with those taxis for that Lugbe area cos na sharsharp dem dey load...which are dem do your friend sef?

Men tie their self-esteem to bravery hence they die like fowls...

Horlawoomey:
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE NYSC STATE COORDINATOR OF AKWA-IBOM STATE.

Any one with useful information about the corp member below should kindly report to the state coordinator's office at federal secretariat, abak road, uyo, Akwa Ibom state or his
Next of kin : kudi Adekunle (08051984440);
Name: Adekunle Akeem Afolabi
Phone number : (08024394665)
Ppa: Itam Secondary School, ITU LGA, Akwa Ibom, Nigeria.

NYSC Officials declared him missing due to the phone call received from his next of kin (08051984440).

The last information about the corp member was that ; he left his home at Lagos heading to Akwa Ibom. His number have been switched off since then and he has not been reporting to his PPA or seen by anyone till date.

Kindly froward this message to as many as you can in order to find a brother.

just tried calling his number sef and it ain't going through.

mistytohcute:
okay, I give up

I've got nothing to prove to you

seeing man in one minute and den he disappeared the next second....I twerk my left yansh for you.

ladyF:
Awnnn....beautiful
It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

LadyFailure go get a life.

esere826:
In Nigeria, when you see the cops, you lock your door that's the way its done here

lols...but why nah? dem be thief? I thought they're our friends...

mistytohcute:
.


I witnessed it


u do not believe in charms?

I once saw a man get struck with cutlass yet nothing happened

I was washing when I saw a man in the backyard, in the next instant he wasn't there

he is a notorious cultist

cheiii!!!! you can lie oh!!!!!

homirefacuny:
Laff wan kill me..... NYSC.... Good riddance to bad rubbish.

lol...d person fit wan come back nah. so what happens to such a person especially when NYSC is scrapped or made voluntary.

mistytohcute:
my cousin's experience
7 years ago:


she was sent to get food stuffs from the market,
after 5 hours she had not return, her mum was very worried, she called all the family members on phone, we all thought she branched at her boyfriend's house as usual, so we were nonchalant

when she returned she went straight to the wardrobe, scattering everywhere while her mum asked her what was wrong and what she was searching for, she gave no reply, she was acting dazed then she just ran out, her mum caught up with her at the staircase, she slapped her twice then she fell unconscious


when she regained consciousness, she told us she was accosted by two men who asked for direction, the next thing she found herself in a secluded area, she was asked to go home and get Money or gold then bring it back to them. she was charmed

are you sure this is true as I'm yet to find any medical explanation for this oh.

what of person wey don abscond and dem don serve am punishment sef but no even dey around to serve d punishment?

ladyF:
Chai imagine!!
Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

Lady Failure

nairalandist:
I feel sorry for they guy and I respect his courage, but I noticed something in his posts. He's friends with Pela tonye okiemute and Jide Rebirth who are obviously gay, whether Pela would admit or not. I'm suspecting he's gay.

Now in case you all believe in the scientific crap that HIV AIDS started in Africa, I would have you know that HIV started as a gay disease and was then brought to Africa. . . Most gays have that disease but the West will never admit to it. . .

Its old gist dat gays have d disease, wont even be surprised if more heterosexuals are carriers now...

I feel d more people come out on their status d less shame there'll be to it....stigma thrives in the presence of shame....

babamadiba:
guy bone! One chance full abuja too.

infact another name for Abuja nah "one chance"...looking at their taxis and all...one chance go sweet for their die.

247notire:
A friend's own story. He boarded a bus one afternoon in a park. Cnt rmbr whr he was going to. Then the passenger beside him bought two sachets of water from a boy hawking it, took one and offered my frnd the other one. He naively collected it and drank it, the whole thing. After abt 20 mins he began to feel dizzy and before he knew it he had blacked out in the bus. Other passengers meanwhile thought he was asleep. The crooks waited till he was the only one left in the bus. Took away both of his phones and 30k on him. He was rudely woken up when they got to a deserted road, and ushered down and out of the bus as he was still dizzy. He walked down for a mile or so, met a man on the road and collapsed into his arms. He spent a week in the hospital after the unfortunate incident. He learnt his lesson.

I wonder wetin dey inside d water.

Atlantian:
It still hasnt added a kobo to his GTB.

Abi oh! I'll rather sing rubbish like davido and earn endorsements than give myself a croaked voice after 2hrs with nothing to show for it....rapper ko, dalamia ni.

Fhemmmy:

Thanks for your inquiries.... Lol @ good price.
From Canada, 2.4m will land you a clean and reliable one...looking forward to doing business with you.

ahnahn...I just saw in one of your response dat 2005 model from usa will be 2.2mil how come from Canada is more expensive even when Canadian dollar is much lower dan US dollar?

How much will I be able to get a 2005 c240 mercedes from Canada since it's cheaper from Canada due to exchange rates.

Total & good price please.

Waiting patiently for top 10 most popular hangouts in UNILAG.

That one go bad pass

niggereyez:
Are u a doctor....
if so, u shld knw dat Consultants are the ones who teach/train and supervise these residents throughout their residency...

also, coming first to theatres and taking night calls doesn't mean u r working the most.. it is a path u must tred to be an expert in ur chosen field... every consultant went tru dat at some point in residency. .. so u see... they've paid their dues.

and do u know consultants take responsibility for any mistake made by the resident doctors under his/her supervision...? yea ... they are d ones who face medico-legal panels when yawa gass for patient head because of some resident's recklessness.....
so u see, their shoulders are weighted with responsibilities

Tell him something abeg.

IdJack:
I saw this and I decided to bring it here for us to advise and also learn..

One of our blog readers sent this to my inbox, that he needed help to stop her Boss incessant sexual harassment in the office, here is his words:



Source : http://www.enrichnaija.com/this-is-so-serious-my-female-boss-in-the-office-touches-me-at-inappropriate-places/

When you deny someone something, they begin to want it the more....what he needs to do is reverse Psychology and he should do it in a disgusting way that the woman won't be aroused but turned off by it...from then the woman no go even give am face again lailai

Image123:
The exit door remains open, it is not by force to do business in Nigeria. I'd rather the common man that lives below the poverty level benefit from the country, than people who can carry $10,000 up and down. You have a choice, millions of Nigerians do not. The regimes that lasted like IBB, Abacha, OBJ and GEJ, we did not see their usefulness to the majority of Nigeria. I'd rather have quality over quantity any day.

And d quality is in Nigeria right? I

Always talking about the poor like we were d ones dat put them there....when their mates were hussling they were busy toasting girls and taunting the real husslers, now level don change suddenly they call the Rich names.

That's what GMB is known for...to him every rich is corrupt until proven otherwise....right now it's even difficult to employ people for my business cos na hownthem go thief your money dey their head, you see different people wey no get anything but with bad & terrible manners, tell me how they'll get help in future...den they end up in penury messing up their lives and you blame d "person carrying $10,000 up & down".

Abeg leave d exit door open jarey! Even if Buhari seizes every rich man's money and dashes d poor, they will go back to square zero in 2months cos d only financial intelligence they've learnt is how to take, collect, receive, beg & steal.

I love d way the married woman handled the biitchy husband snatcher well.

What happens to someone like me who ran away if it is eventually scrapped or made voluntary

momentum85:
Its better d scheme is scrapped than this stvpid 'involuntary whatever'. I wonder why government finds it difficult to sustain youth programmes in this country, which crime did we commit biko!

WDDGF81X98F184750

Baba how far with this one too na?

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2004 BMW 5-Series 530i
many owners many owners

Calculated Owners: 3

Class: Upscale - Luxury
Engine: 3.0L I6 EFI
Country of Assembly: Germany
Vehicle Age: 11
Calculated Owners: 3

VIN: WBANA73524B801846
Year : 2004
Make : BMW
Model: 5-Series 530i
Style/Body: Sedan 4D

This vehicle's AutoCheck Score
58 - 77
77

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Reported Accidents: 0

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Your vehicle checks out

Last Reported Odometer: 151,382

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Your vehicle checks out: There have been no accidents reported to AutoCheck for this 2004 BMW 5-Series 530i (WBANA73524B801846). AutoCheck receives its accident data from government sources and independent agencies, and based on the information available to us, we have found that no accidents have been reported on this vehicle. Not all accidents or damage events are reported to AutoCheck.
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0 Problem(s) Reported: 15 Title/Problem areas checked:
No abandoned title record
No damaged title or major damage incident record
No fire damaged title record
No grey market title record
No hail damage title record
No insurance loss title or probable total loss record
No junk or scrapped title record
No manufacturer buyback/lemon title record
No odometer problem title record
No rebuilt/rebuildable title record
No salvage title or salvage auction record
No water damaged title record
No NHTSA crash test record
No frame/unibody damage record
No recycling facility record
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Your vehicle checks out: AutoCheck examined the reported odometer readings reported to AutoCheck for this 2004 BMW 5-Series 530i (WBANA73524B801846) and no indication of an odometer rollback or tampering was found. AutoCheck uses business rules to determine if reported odometer readings are significantly less than previously reported values. Not all reported odometer readings are used. Title and auction events also report odometer tampering or breakage.
0 Problem(s) Reported: Mileage Date Reported
8 03/13/2004
32,648 01/23/2006
78,955 03/12/2010
106,674 02/29/2012
133,077 11/20/2013
136,538 02/26/2014
151,382 06/25/2015
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Information Reported: AutoCheck shows additional vehicle uses or events reported to AutoCheck for this 2004 BMW 5-Series 530i (WBANA73524B801846). This includes reported vehicle uses such as rental or lease, and events such as whether the vehicle has been reported to have had a loan/lien or duplicate title issued. Other events show if the vehicle has a reported accident and how many calculated accidents or if it has been reported stolen or repossessed. It is recommended to have pre-owned vehicles inspected by a third party prior to purchase.
0 Event(s) Reported: 6 Vehicle uses checked:
No fleet, rental and/or lease use record
No taxi use record
No police use record
No government use record
No livery use record
No driver education record
2 Event(s) Reported: 9 Vehicle events checked:
No accident record reported through accident data sources
No corrected title record
No duplicate title record
Emission/safety inspection record(s)
Loan/Lien record(s)
No fire damage incident record
No repossessed record
No theft record
No storm area registration/title record
Detailed Vehicle History

many owners many owners

Calculated Owners: 3
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Report Run Date: August 5, 2015 7:51:17 EDT

Vehicle: 2004 BMW 5-Series 530i (WBANA73524B801846)
Event Date Event Location Odometer Reading Data Source Event Detail
03/13/2004 CA 8 Motor Vehicle Dept. ODOMETER READING FROM DMV
04/05/2004 CALABASAS, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
04/07/2004 CALABASAS, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE (Lien Reported)
01/10/2005 MALIBU, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
01/23/2006 CA 32,648 Motor Vehicle Dept. ODOMETER READING FROM DMV
02/09/2006 MALIBU, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE (Lien Reported)
02/15/2006 NORTH HILLS, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
02/17/2006 NORTH HILLS, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE (Lien Reported)
11/13/2008 NORTH HILLS, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE
REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
12/18/2008 NORTH HILLS, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
03/12/2010 CA 78,955 State Agency PASSED EMISSION INSPECTION
02/29/2012 CA 106,674 State Agency PASSED EMISSION INSPECTION
11/20/2013 CA 133,077 Motor Vehicle Dept. ODOMETER READING FROM DMV
11/27/2013 NORTH HILLS, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
12/12/2013 NORTH HILLS, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE
02/26/2014 CA 136,538 State Agency PASSED EMISSION INSPECTION
06/25/2015 PACIFIC SW REGION, 151,382 Auto Auction REPORTED AT AUTO AUCTION
07/16/2015 SAN FERNANDO, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE
REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL

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2006 BMW 3-Series 325i
many owners many owners

Calculated Owners: 3

Class: Upscale - Near Luxury
Engine: 3.0L I6 EFI
Country of Assembly: Germany
Vehicle Age: 9
Calculated Owners: 3

VIN: WBAVB17576NK35978
Year : 2006
Make : BMW
Model: 3-Series 325i
Style/Body: Sedan 4D

This vehicle's AutoCheck Score
60 - 82
87

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Reported Accidents: 0

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Your vehicle checks out

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Your vehicle checks out

Last Reported Odometer: 127,885

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Your vehicle checks out: There have been no accidents reported to AutoCheck for this 2006 BMW 3-Series 325i (WBAVB17576NK35978). AutoCheck receives its accident data from government sources and independent agencies, and based on the information available to us, we have found that no accidents have been reported on this vehicle. Not all accidents or damage events are reported to AutoCheck.
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0 Problem(s) Reported: 15 Title/Problem areas checked:
No abandoned title record
No damaged title or major damage incident record
No fire damaged title record
No grey market title record
No hail damage title record
No insurance loss title or probable total loss record
No junk or scrapped title record
No manufacturer buyback/lemon title record
No odometer problem title record
No rebuilt/rebuildable title record
No salvage title or salvage auction record
No water damaged title record
No NHTSA crash test record
No frame/unibody damage record
No recycling facility record
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Your vehicle checks out: AutoCheck examined the reported odometer readings reported to AutoCheck for this 2006 BMW 3-Series 325i (WBAVB17576NK35978) and no indication of an odometer rollback or tampering was found. AutoCheck uses business rules to determine if reported odometer readings are significantly less than previously reported values. Not all reported odometer readings are used. Title and auction events also report odometer tampering or breakage.
0 Problem(s) Reported: Mileage Date Reported
9 08/06/2006
20,856 06/22/2008
20,856 06/25/2008
24,632 10/05/2008
127,885 08/27/2012
Vehicle Use and Event Check

Information Reported: AutoCheck shows additional vehicle uses or events reported to AutoCheck for this 2006 BMW 3-Series 325i (WBAVB17576NK35978). This includes reported vehicle uses such as rental or lease, and events such as whether the vehicle has been reported to have had a loan/lien or duplicate title issued. Other events show if the vehicle has a reported accident and how many calculated accidents or if it has been reported stolen or repossessed. It is recommended to have pre-owned vehicles inspected by a third party prior to purchase.
1 Event(s) Reported: 6 Vehicle uses checked:
Fleet, rental and/or lease use record(s)
No taxi use record
No police use record
No government use record
No livery use record
No driver education record
2 Event(s) Reported: 9 Vehicle events checked:
No accident record reported through accident data sources
No corrected title record
No duplicate title record
Emission/safety inspection record(s)
Loan/Lien record(s)
No fire damage incident record
No repossessed record
No theft record
No storm area registration/title record
Detailed Vehicle History

many owners many owners

Calculated Owners: 3
Below are the historical events for this vehicle listed in chronological order. Any discrepancies will be in bold text.

Report Run Date: August 5, 2015 7:52:21 EDT

Vehicle: 2006 BMW 3-Series 325i (WBAVB17576NK35978)
Event Date Event Location Odometer Reading Data Source Event Detail
08/06/2006 CA 9 Motor Vehicle Dept. ODOMETER READING FROM DMV
08/23/2006 SANTA MONICA, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL (Leased Vehicle)
09/02/2006 CA Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE (Leased Vehicle) (Lien Reported)
06/22/2008 PACIFIC SW REGION, 20,856 Auto Auction REPORTED AT AUTO AUCTION
06/25/2008 PACIFIC SW REGION, 20,856 Auto Auction AUCTION ANNOUNCED AS FLEET/LEASE
10/05/2008 CA 24,632 Motor Vehicle Dept. ODOMETER READING FROM DMV
11/05/2008 MORGAN HILL, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
11/20/2008 MORGAN HILL, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE (Lien Reported)
05/12/2010 GILROY, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
07/05/2011 GALT, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
08/27/2012 CA 127,885 State Agency PASSED EMISSION INSPECTION
09/30/2013 GALT, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
10/10/2013 GALT, CA Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE

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Export1 is it a must I buy a from auctionexport.com cos I have seen a ride I like at cars.com

Can you help import that to Nigeria?

When we tell people to be extra-careful....dem go sey person wahala too much...here goes.

Cutehector:
lol thr are a lot of girls who are twenty and do prostitution... Go to clubs, u will see them... Lol lmao at rotten, widened, aged and battered vagina... Well I can't compare...

Lols...those girls in the clubs come with their guyz so they aint prostitutes but runz-girlz....i'm telling you any prostitute who waits by the road side or sits in d club or lives in an apartment waiting for customers is definitely above 20...it takes heart to do prostitution.